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Darmik
07/16/19 6:14:25 PM
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First and foremost worth mentioning is that all the women look sexy in the game, which is a really really rare thing in todays industry. The women have hips, juicy thighs, round boobs, and toned bodies. This is a really good thing, because beautiful women are rare in todays media.


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Smashingpmkns
07/16/19 6:15:02 PM
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Day one purchase now
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Garioshi
07/16/19 6:15:07 PM
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Yikes
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AloofHermit
07/16/19 6:15:25 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Day one purchase now

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Prestoff
07/16/19 6:15:34 PM
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Lol
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Gheb
07/16/19 6:19:48 PM
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*Skye likes this*
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NinjaBreakfast
07/16/19 6:21:26 PM
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these people have such major brain worms, it's wild
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LightningAce11
07/16/19 6:22:20 PM
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His priorities are right.
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known2FAIL
07/16/19 6:23:41 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Yikes


Whats the problem?
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MagnusDJL
07/16/19 6:24:15 PM
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"because beautiful women are rare in todays media"

lmao wut
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Superlinkbro
07/16/19 6:25:32 PM
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Holy shit this is gonna get people pissed lmao
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hockeybub89
07/16/19 6:26:23 PM
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MagnusDJL posted...
"because beautiful women are rare in todays media"

lmao wut

Some people are truly beyond help
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Darmik
07/16/19 6:30:03 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Holy shit this is gonna get people pissed lmao


I don't think there's anything to get pissed about. It's hilarious.

Means I can't possibly take this website seriously though.
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DarthAragorn
07/16/19 6:30:17 PM
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hmm i might preorder this
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DarthAragorn
07/16/19 6:31:30 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
hmm i might preorder this

...because of how this guy described the women?

maybe
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DarthAragorn
07/16/19 6:33:02 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
That's really sad. If it's true idk why you'd broadcast it if not to get ppl to hate on you

I'm a lonely man okay

and nobody cares about me anyway so whatevs
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WingStopMaster
07/16/19 6:33:49 PM
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Nice
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50Blessings
07/16/19 6:33:58 PM
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Please keep any kind of dumb outrage over this at ResetEra
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Evening_Dragon
07/16/19 6:34:07 PM
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Yes, thats right you cant say get raped, kid! because its no longer allowed even in M rated games.


Why would you have a problem with this.
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07/16/19 6:34:25 PM
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Darmik
07/16/19 6:35:04 PM
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The boobs are round gentlemen. The thighs juicy. Toned bodies as far as the eye can see. And the hips? Oh they've got em.
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Superlinkbro
07/16/19 6:35:55 PM
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Darmik posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
Holy shit this is gonna get people pissed lmao


I don't think there's anything to get pissed about. It's hilarious.

Means I can't possibly take this website seriously though.

True. I'm not personally mad at this (I find it hilarious) but y'know how people are.
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AloofHermit
07/16/19 6:37:52 PM
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there better be swimsuit dlc planned
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Darmik
07/16/19 6:38:37 PM
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50Blessings posted...
Please keep any kind of dumb outrage over this at ResetEra


You're the closest person in this topic who can be considered outraged buddy
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50Blessings
07/16/19 6:41:07 PM
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Darmik posted...
You're the closest person in this topic who can be considered outraged buddy


I'm not your buddy, guy.
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DarthAragorn
07/16/19 6:45:28 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Hairistotle posted...
That's really sad. If it's true idk why you'd broadcast it if not to get ppl to hate on you

I'm a lonely man okay

and nobody cares about me anyway so whatevs

I think you want how people treat you to reflect your own self loathing sometimes, man

nah the self loathing is a result
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MakoReizei
07/16/19 6:46:15 PM
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NinjaBreakfast
07/16/19 6:46:57 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
MagnusDJL posted...
"because beautiful women are rare in todays media"

lmao wut

Some people are truly beyond help

i wonder have these guys melted their brains to such an extent that they literally can only get off to 3d rendered video game women
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Gary_Busey
07/16/19 6:47:01 PM
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This is a weird thing for the people who obsessed over Alloy and the lesbian from Life is Strange to make fun of.
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Darmik
07/16/19 6:53:16 PM
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Gary_Busey posted...
This is a weird thing for the people who obsessed over Alloy and the lesbian from Life is Strange to make fun of.


Wut?
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Darmik
07/16/19 7:02:03 PM
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I think his logic only makes sense to people who only buy games if they can wank to them.
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DeadBankerDream
07/16/19 7:03:06 PM
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Hey, the gameplay of Onechanbara Z2 Chaos is pretty alright too!
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kirbymuncher
07/16/19 7:06:04 PM
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lol

this first post doesn't capture the full hilarity of the situation revealed when you learn the next paragraph starts with
Anyway, back to the game

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Darmik
07/16/19 7:18:33 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
lol

this first post doesn't capture the full hilarity of the situation revealed when you learn the next paragraph starts with
Anyway, back to the game


This whole website is like a 'ethics in video game journalism' parody

There's a random headline about catcalling laws in the Philippines on the front page and the headline "Atelier Ryza Trailer Boasts More Big Boobs And Thick Thighs"

There's a section in the site reserved for this;
A comprehensive and ever growing list of media properties that decided to get woke and inevitably went broke while trying to pander to the so-called Progressive phantom audience. Youll find video games, movies and comic books in the list. Feel free to point out other properties that decided to get woke and also went broke in the process.

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Agents of Mayhem got woke and went broke.
Battleborn got woke and went broke.
Battlefield V got woke and went broke.
Bless Online got woke and went broke.
Dishonored 2 got woke and went broke.
Hyper Universe got woke and went broke.
Lawbreakers got woke and went broke (and it took the development studio with it).
Mass Effect: Andromeda got woke and went broke.
Sunset got woke and went broke.
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine got woke and went broke.
Wildstar got woke and went broke.

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TwoDoorPunkCab
07/16/19 7:20:01 PM
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finally gaming is pure again
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kirbymuncher
07/16/19 7:24:38 PM
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Darmik posted...
This whole website is like a 'ethics in video game journalism' parody

oh I'm super familiar with the site

I'm fairly active in a visual novel community and since VNs are the sorts of games that often get edits or "censorship" or whatever when coming over from japan I see way more of this site than I'd ever really want to. Fortunately a lot of people consider it stupid but there are enough (and loud enough) obnoxious buffoons who seem to treat it as the only reliable source of gaming related news that it honestly makes me feel a little embarrassed just to admit to playing the same games as them
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Evening_Dragon
07/16/19 7:32:25 PM
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Mass Effect was already 'woke'.
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Darmik
07/16/19 7:35:02 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
Darmik posted...
This whole website is like a 'ethics in video game journalism' parody

oh I'm super familiar with the site

I'm fairly active in a visual novel community and since VNs are the sorts of games that often get edits or "censorship" or whatever when coming over from japan I see way more of this site than I'd ever really want to. Fortunately a lot of people consider it stupid but there are enough (and loud enough) obnoxious buffoons who seem to treat it as the only reliable source of gaming related news that it honestly makes me feel a little embarrassed just to admit to playing the same games as them


That's just sad lol

Evening_Dragon posted...
Mass Effect was already 'woke'.


Agents of Mayhem is listed because one of like 20 characters wears a hijab.

The characters in that game was one of the only actual great things about it. It's a shame they didn't have a better game to support them.
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Gary_Busey
07/16/19 8:41:35 PM
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Darmik posted...
I think his logic only makes sense to people who only buy games if they can wank to them.


That's about as pathetic as people that only buy certain games in order to virtue signal and give off the appearance of having taste.

Like, how pathetic does someone who spends almost all of their waking moments on this board have to be to make fun of other video game nerds?
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Gary_Busey
07/16/19 8:43:21 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
i was so enveloped in the story for life is strange that I felt the love between max and Chloe, and got genuinely deeply sad at the end of the game as a result.


Imagine thinking this isn't any more pathetic than the stuff you're making fun of lmfao

"I cried at edgy, shitty video game teenage lesbian love story. But at least I don't think video game chicks are hot!"
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Darmik
07/16/19 8:43:35 PM
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Gary_Busey posted...
That's about as pathetic as people that only buy certain games in order to virtue signal and give off the appearance of having taste


I've never heard of anyone doing that
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Gary_Busey
07/16/19 8:44:08 PM
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Darmik posted...
Gary_Busey posted...
That's about as pathetic as people that only buy certain games in order to virtue signal and give off the appearance of having taste


I've never heard of anyone doing that


You do it all the time, Darmik.
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Evening_Dragon
07/16/19 8:45:16 PM
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Gary_Busey posted...
Hairistotle posted...
i was so enveloped in the story for life is strange that I felt the love between max and Chloe, and got genuinely deeply sad at the end of the game as a result.


Imagine thinking this isn't any more pathetic than the stuff you're making fun of lmfao

"I cried at edgy, shitty video game teenage lesbian love story. But at least I don't think video game chicks are hot!"


Like, how pathetic does someone who spends almost all of their waking moments on this board have to be to make fun of other video game nerds?

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Gary_Busey
07/16/19 8:46:54 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Gary_Busey posted...
Hairistotle posted...
i was so enveloped in the story for life is strange that I felt the love between max and Chloe, and got genuinely deeply sad at the end of the game as a result.


Imagine thinking this isn't any more pathetic than the stuff you're making fun of lmfao

"I cried at edgy, shitty video game teenage lesbian love story. But at least I don't think video game chicks are hot!"


Like, how pathetic does someone who spends almost all of their waking moments on this board have to be to make fun of other video game nerds?


The difference is I barely spend any time on this board unlike most of the "gamers rise up!!!" guys on here.
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