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DevsBro
07/16/19 5:13:54 PM
#1:


The phone rings. You answer it. It is the president, who you like. You receive a second call on a second line from a military dude in charge of Air Force One and the escort fighters.

The president, who you like, explains that the copilot of Air Force One has concocted a zombie-ism bioweapon and released it on the plane. It has infected everyone onboard except the president, who you like, and the copilot, who took precautions ahead of time.

The president, who you like, managed to procure a gas mask and quarantine himself at the first sign of the outbreak. The copilot has explained that the bioweapon is airborne. The cabin is pressurized but the second the landing gear deploys, it will disperse. Also, the autipilot has taken over since the pilot is a zombie and Air Force One is approaching its destination of Jackson, MS.

There is only one way to prevent the spread of the bioweapon. Large amounts of fire will purify the air. The president, who you like, is secretly a CEman with the username DevsBro and has been so impressed with your posting history that he decided to relay his orders through you.

"Open fire on Air Force One!"

The call ends. You are transferred back to the military dude, who demands to know the orders given by president, who you like.

What do?
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DeathVelvien
07/16/19 5:17:36 PM
#2:


Accept request with a tearful salute.
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DevsBro
07/16/19 6:20:58 PM
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Bump
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Evening_Dragon
07/16/19 6:22:07 PM
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a CEman with the username DevsBro


I didn't read the rest, open fire.
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Ilishe
07/16/19 6:24:48 PM
#5:


I send in Steven Seagall to rescue the prez
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jumi
07/16/19 7:55:01 PM
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Why would the autopilot be engaged if the copilot is unharmed? A copilot is not a pilot's apprentice. They are equally as capable as the pilot.
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Abiz_
07/16/19 8:02:56 PM
#7:


But I don't really care for this DevsBro guy. This fiction is laaamme.
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DevsBro
07/16/19 8:43:31 PM
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jumi posted...
Why would the autopilot be engaged if the copilot is unharmed? A copilot is not a pilot's apprentice. They are equally as capable as the pilot.

Excellent question!

Because the copilot is out of his seat monologuing to the president who you like!
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