Poll of the Day > Anyone play "bit life"? how the hell do i murder my pregnant wife and.

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Kids..?

every time i try i get sent back to prison.

How the hell do you fail to kill a 8 year old and have her call the cops on you?
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I don't think you can. It's one of those things you fail no matter what.

What's your oldest and youngest lifetime? My oldest was 101 and youngest was 8 (seizure disorder)

i died of cancer at 24 so i dunno i have to start over.
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Feels like you're kinda crossing a few moral event horizons there.
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Taily_Po posted...

Feels like you're kinda crossing a few moral event horizons there.

Don't tell me how to raise my kids.
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Sounds like Roy...
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Kimbos_Egg posted...

Taily_Po posted...

Feels like you're kinda crossing a few moral event horizons there.

Don't tell me how to raise my kids.

That's right. My last wife wouldn't have a threesome with me so I threatened her. But I spent enough time with her later that she'd not only be willing to, we renewed our vows

I was a bipolar pharmacist who died in his 70s from stroke. But not before running someone off the road in a road rage incident

CTLM posted...

Kimbos_Egg posted...

Taily_Po posted...

Feels like you're kinda crossing a few moral event horizons there.

Don't tell me how to raise my kids.

That's right. My last wife wouldn't have a threesome with me so I threatened her. But I spent enough time with her later that she'd not only be willing to, we renewed our vows

I was a bipolar pharmacist who died in his 70s from stroke. But not before running someone off the road in a road rage incident

what a monster
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Weird I planned on killing hazel and the kids when they turned 8
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hazels almost 8?
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Yeah too old at that point
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i managed to kill several people.

Drive bys almost always work.
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I lived a full 85 years.

I killed 2 bullies, one by poking them in the butt and another I crushed their coccyx.

Lol
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My interest has now been piqued.

I ripped some guy's ass off for calling my dad a dick.

My dad was a dick though lol
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EvilMegas posted...

I ripped some guy's ass off for calling my dad a dick.

My dad was a dick though lol

Never ripped it off. That's a new one. I just had to put my dog down. She bit a neighbor. Now I'm depressed and my ulcers got worse

Some guy assaulted me. He detached my fucking chest, I fought back and lascerated his toenail. I got fucking charged for assault. Lol
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what the fuck is this topic
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A good one
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Bulbasaur posted...

what the fuck is this topic

Download the game sometime. Pretty small file. Basically like the sims but with text and each "game" is pretty quick. Unique little time waster, especially when you have no service

I tried this game and it bored me to tears. Nothing interesting happened in an entire lifetime.
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Woah I have some freaky parents.

One of my sisters (and I basically get a new one every year) was concieved in a sex swing!!

Why would I even know that?

Also, nothing I do make my cat love me:(
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Noooooooo......

I finally got my cat george to love me........and he died:(

*cries*
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Moonjay posted...

I tried this game and it bored me to tears. Nothing interesting happened in an entire lifetime.

Then you try a new one. Have fun with it. Be a pornstar or drug dealer. Live out your wildest fantasies as a bisexual postman who is addicted to sniffing glue while driving only Toyotas

Tried playing it but got annoyed with ads. Not paying money to get rid of ads.

CTLM posted...

Moonjay posted...

I tried this game and it bored me to tears. Nothing interesting happened in an entire lifetime.

Then you try a new one. Have fun with it. Be a pornstar or drug dealer. Live out your wildest fantasies as a bisexual postman who is addicted to sniffing glue while driving only Toyotas

Eh. The gameplay is still too repetitive for me as well. I'd rather go play Alter Ego again. And that's from 1986. :P
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I love that game. sucks on android tho
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Jesus, I wish real life was this easy lol.

Do maybe it's cause I'm a guy, but just using the gym every year (once I was an adult and it was available) has gotten me up to 86% looks. I'm at 83% smarts as well, even though I have not actually gone to the library since I was a kid.

I did go to college though, and I became a teacher, so maybe that is helping the smarts.

Meanwhile I'm bi, I married an older lady initially, who wasn't that rich, but had a decent amount of money (like 600k), and she passed away after about 10 years. I just remaired this guy who is freaking 94, and he had 1.4 mill lol. I mean all I did was put the oldest age + highest income (100k+).

I have about 500k (and a car + house) right now, but when my current husband dies ...well, I'll be pretty rich.

Meanwhile I adopted a 3 year old girl. I have also always had at least 1 cat (Always adopted) and I kept all my family members maxed in happiness (even if it was sometimes hard with my sisters). I have 2 cats and a 3 year old right now at 31.

I also seem to be able to overcome any illness, maybe because I work out so much. I even got Ecoli, and just went to the doctor. I have gotten colds, swine flue etc, hitting the doctor always cures it.

Not sure what will happen in the future, but so far this has been bit freaking heaven, not bit life lolz.
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murder someone and throw it all away
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Yeah, he hasn't died yet, looks like he'll make it to 100 or so, because his health is at 90% + in the 90's already.

He had heart desease and fibromiasal but....I went to the doctor to treat it, and that keeps your health up anyway. I even eventually lucked out and one of em cured my heart desease.

Meanwhile if you have alot of family, it keeps you totally happy. I only adopted, but have 2 sons and 2 daughters, along with a bunch of grandkids and nieces and nephews.

Almost always had a pet (all adopted) up until age 80 or so as well.

Looks drop fast post 70, but I also stopped hitting the gym around then and just meditate now.

I also just hit age a bunch in my 80's cause i'm bored lol.

Have over 4mill which I never spent. I finally got a new car in my 40's, and bought a house around then as well (just a cottage nothing special). Kids are gonna be happy when I die, but then again, they are all pretty old now lol, so maybe my grandkids will be happy.

Doctor stuff is waaay too cheap and effective, even if you don't cure things, it keeps your health up.

Also ended up retiring at around 40 after 20 years of teaching, went to college and got a graduate degree but didn't give me any better jobs (like a professor etc). Wouldn't let me go to vet school, so I just retired lol.

Had 1 wife and 2 husbands, stopped dating in my 40's as well.

Pretty good life over all, rescued and gave a bunch of pets a home, adopted 4 children, was a teacher for 20+ years so made a difference in many kids lives, never did drugs (although I did look the other way on a bunch of crimes, nothing serious though). Parents were happy and loved, but both died within years of each other.

Only thing is I wasted all that money, never spent any of it...but oh well. Always had enough to spend on the neccesities I guess, and plenty for doctors etc. No plastic surgery etc, I just worked out and at least for men that gets you to about 90% in looks.

Fun, but I won't play again on my phone, too many adds. I will try it on my ipad sometime and see if there are less adds there.
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At least the ads are optional for the most part. Only one you technically have to watch is when you start a new life. New update they just added seems to tacked a few extra adds to watch here and there, such as for ways to improve your happiness and looks

Most money I ever had at death was little over 20 million. Been millions in the hole too when I died thanks to some weird game designs - wife had an affair, demanded a divorce and got huge settlement... what now?

There I finally croaked at 102, I actually got my fibromialga cured in my 90's lolz. I died peacefully in my sleep. I was survived by 3 of my kids (one died in her 70's), tons of people came to my funeral, not that I care, cause I was dead.

Had 5mill when I died, so my family is pretty well off, even with 8 grandkids, thats a decent chunk to everyone (even if I left some to my nieces and nephews etc).

Cruises btw give TONS of happiness lolz. I went on one every year after turning 90.

Fun game....honestly it's fairly realistic, except it's not really as easy as hitting a button to ensure you go to the gym regularly every year, see your doctor etc. But having relationships with tons of family can lead to happiness. Adopting kids/pets etc, great way to live. Wish I could have done all that, but oh well. Did the best I could.
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I asked my mom and dad for money at age 10, they gave me 4200 dollars. Lolwut
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EvilMegas posted...

I asked my mom and dad for money at age 10, they gave me 4200 dollars. Lolwut

Damn. Most I ever was 100.

So... i cheat on my 80 year old wife with a woman, who the game says "used to be a man" yet i got her pregnant? Wut?

Also she had an abortion. Just marry old people guys. You get a rich payout.
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