Poll of the Day > Don't you love it when you're sleeping, and a fly flies into your ear?

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TheWorstPoster
07/13/19 9:45:49 PM
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I don't
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minervo
07/13/19 9:47:37 PM
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Or you get up to get a glass of water and you see a cockroach crawling towards your bed?
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darcandkharg31
07/13/19 9:56:00 PM
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Or when you're about to fall sleep and your tapeworm pokes out ur bum
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zebatov
07/13/19 10:46:53 PM
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This bug was flying around harassing me and my sister two days ago while we were cooking. Yesterday, I made some fries and was dipping them in ketchup. The same fucker kept flying in my face and approaching my food so I swatted it away. Went to take a bite of a fry and saw what looked like a black speck on the fry in the ketchup, but was already in the process of biting down when I remembered I didn't add any pepper to my fries.

A fitting end for the bug that was after my food.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/13/19 10:50:51 PM
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zebatov posted...
This bug was flying around harassing me and my sister two days ago while we were cooking. Yesterday, I made some fries and was dipping them in ketchup. The same fucker kept flying in my face and approaching my food so I swatted it away. Went to take a bite of a fry and saw what looked like a black speck on the fry in the ketchup, but was already in the process of biting down when I remembered I didn't add any pepper to my fries.

A fitting end for the bug that was after my food.

ew
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KeijiMaedaTiger
07/13/19 11:28:51 PM
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Flys don't bother me none, no sir.

It annoys me to no end when people make a huge fucking deal out of them. Swatting and cursing and what have you.
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