Poll of the Day > Competed in grappling today. Was matched with a 350 pound wrestler

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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 5:38:36 PM
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I lost horribly. He didnt have anyone in his weight class and I won my weight class. He literally throw me 5 feet in the air then landed a submission in no time. I'm a heavyweight walked in at 243 and it was like nothing to him.

The matches were no time limit, no points, you win by submission only and I had one match last 17 minutes. A 17 minute grappling match is super long.

It was great, and I got to bring home some gold, and I actually managed to compete I haven't had a chance to in months because of work.

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Kimbos_Egg
07/13/19 6:00:43 PM
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hows the baby
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Mead
07/13/19 6:04:37 PM
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Congrats, is it real gold?
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 6:21:34 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
hows the baby

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Mead posted...
Congrats, is it real gold?

It's barely metal, hahaha.
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EvilMegas
07/13/19 6:25:33 PM
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How the fuck did you grapple for 17 minutes?

You're going to be sore af.
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 6:29:09 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
How the fuck did you grapple for 17 minutes?

You're going to be sore af.

He was a very strong coach from a different gym. He actually almost had me in a tight choke twice but my coach walked me through the escape and I was able to listen and get out. I'll tell you what, though, it felt like 3 hours.
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OhhhJa
07/13/19 6:31:30 PM
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Dont most professional amd semi professional combat sport leagues have a weight cap that's way less than 350?
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 6:36:19 PM
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265 is the heavyweight limit in mma (this promotion did mma weight classes). But they had a 266+ class so those gents could compete too. He registered and was ready to go but his opponent dropped out. So they asked if I would give him a best of 3.

But yeah I competed at pro today, it just wasn't enough money to mention and not relevant.
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green dragon
07/13/19 6:58:30 PM
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Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...
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dragon504
07/13/19 7:07:46 PM
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green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


I'd imagine his opponent was more than just large and had at least some skill.
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OhhhJa
07/13/19 7:33:25 PM
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Wrestling someone 100 lbs more than you regardless of skill seems like a bad idea though
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Sarcasthma
07/13/19 7:39:07 PM
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dragon504 posted...
green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


I'd imagine his opponent was more than just large and had at least some skill.

Yeah, but SMT is a gunmancer.
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darcandkharg31
07/13/19 7:40:52 PM
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So all I need to do is gain 200 pounds and I can defeat Slave, watch out bro, i'm coming.
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WhiskeyDisk
07/13/19 8:04:32 PM
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I bet the guy that kicked your ass went home and ate ALL the edge brownies. And the middle brownies. And a tube of cookie dough for good measure.
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 8:20:24 PM
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I mean he is a pro fighter, so if you have 110 pounds on me AND some skill you have a shot.

Otherwise, I'm not too worried.
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darcandkharg31
07/13/19 8:24:36 PM
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I'll submit you by smother like that guy in Pride
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 8:43:06 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I'll submit you by smother like that guy in Pride

Neck chokes are best. I have a long skinny neck, if you get it deep enough I'm fucked.
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DrPrimemaster
07/13/19 9:08:11 PM
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17 minutes sounds insanely long, I can't imagine having anything left at that point. Were you in full contact the whole time?
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ASlaveObeys
07/13/19 9:23:17 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
17 minutes sounds insanely long, I can't imagine having anything left at that point. Were you in full contact the whole time?

Yes, but no strikes this time out. The match had no breaks, though. If I finished it in 20 seconds it would have ended, but he was a tough dude and it took 17 minutes.
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SmokeMassTree
07/14/19 10:08:50 PM
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green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


There isn't a single person that uses this entire website that I couldn't absolutely smash
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ASlaveObeys
07/14/19 10:19:42 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


There isn't a single person that uses this entire website that I couldn't absolutely smash

I mean I'd finish you in seconds if it was mma or street or whatever, but if you somehow managed to fall on me it'd take me at least a minute to get out from under you.
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Greenfox111
07/14/19 10:19:57 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


There isn't a single person that uses this entire website that I couldn't absolutely smash

lol
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SmokeMassTree
07/14/19 10:21:09 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
green dragon posted...
Damn, so @SmokeMassTree could beat you up?

It's cool though, cuz youd kick my ass...


There isn't a single person that uses this entire website that I couldn't absolutely smash

I mean I'd finish you in seconds if it was mma or street or whatever, but if you somehow managed to fall on me it'd take me at least a minute to get out from under you.


I'd rip your tiny arm clean off your body son
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ASlaveObeys
07/14/19 10:21:51 PM
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I mean, no. I'd leg kick you once and you'd ask me to stop, and I would because it wouldn't be fun for me.
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SmokeMassTree
07/14/19 10:23:03 PM
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You don't have the reach

We've been through this and I even challenged you to a fight that you chickened out of

You're not the only person on POTd that trains
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ASlaveObeys
07/14/19 10:26:51 PM
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I train actively, I'm in better shape and I compete regularly. Also. I'm 6'8"

Your only chance is if you get me down before I hit you. And even then you're best shot is holding me down. You're not anything of note or anything I haven't dealt with before.

Like I said if you were an active pro mma fighter with 12 years of wrestling AND the size advantage you have a shot.
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 6:14:49 AM
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It wouldn't even be a fight jack.

I'd absolutely smash you
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Sarcasthma
07/15/19 6:25:21 AM
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Since when did SMT become Shenti?
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 6:30:45 AM
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You can get it also
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Kyuubi4269
07/15/19 7:06:35 AM
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Wasn't SMT that guy with the auto glock in that million year old gif?

Edit: Found it.

ZfizS2T
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 7:42:17 AM
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I mean at least SMT isn't just claiming he is a theoretical blue belt or whatever shenti used to say because his friend showed him some moves.
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 7:51:00 AM
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I'm an actual blue belt in bjj
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EvilMegas
07/15/19 7:51:02 AM
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Yeah because he's a black belt
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EvilMegas
07/15/19 7:51:22 AM
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Fuck beat me by 2 secinds
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 7:51:55 AM
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Definitely not a black belt
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 9:30:49 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm an actual blue belt in bjj

Under who?
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EvilMegas
07/15/19 9:36:45 AM
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PK_Spam
07/15/19 9:41:54 AM
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How much anime should I watch to be better than you?

Im 58 and 170 lbs for reference.
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 10:41:23 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm an actual blue belt in bjj

Under who?


Your mom

But really Relson Gracie
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GamerGirlzBesty
07/15/19 11:39:12 AM
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the bestys and me love wrestling

teehee
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Cacciato
07/15/19 11:49:36 AM
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EvilMegas posted...
Under God

Indivisible
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PK_Spam
07/15/19 12:14:41 PM
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GamerGirlzBesty posted...
the bestys and me love wrestling

teehee

The Cool Gamer alts were way more entertaining when Duke and I did them in the early 2010s

Fuck! Has it seriously been that long?
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J_Dawg983
07/15/19 12:26:23 PM
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Im impressed, with the title I was expecting some brag and from my experience in hs wrestling, the guy breaking 300lbs wasnt too capable of doing anything physical so props to that guy for being so god damn big and still athletic.
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 1:48:15 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm an actual blue belt in bjj

Under who?


Your mom

But really Relson Gracie

Combatives blue belt?
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 1:48:58 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
How much anime should I watch to be better than you?

Im 58 and 170 lbs for reference.

At least up to the cell saga
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 1:53:45 PM
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J_Dawg983 posted...
Im impressed, with the title I was expecting some brag and from my experience in hs wrestling, the guy breaking 300lbs wasnt too capable of doing anything physical so props to that guy for being so god damn big and still athletic.

Triple post! This gent was also 6'5" think NFL lineman more so than American stereotype.
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 2:09:25 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm an actual blue belt in bjj

Under who?


Your mom

But really Relson Gracie

Combatives blue belt?


Stripe 2
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 2:20:59 PM
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How many gym sessions do you have a week? Because combatives can be done online.
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SmokeMassTree
07/15/19 2:36:27 PM
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Not combatives

That's why I said stripe 2

When I trained bjj it was three days a week
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ASlaveObeys
07/15/19 2:40:17 PM
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I've never heard someone say stripe 2 over 2 stripes before so I figured it was a program in combatives.

And when did you stop training?
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