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Fastbreak 08/20/19 4:29:22 PM #202: |
F for Amanda Waller
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Fastbreak 08/21/19 3:26:01 AM #203: |
So this last session was pretty incredible. We met dopples of both of our groups and they were amazing. I will save that for someone else to talk about if they want though
The truly amazing part of the session came as we tried to go and kidnap The Ventriloquist. Some potentially important information to get how great this was though: Tali is dating both Fastbreak and Rosetta. Rosetta has a psychological weakness to fire, Tali is a fire manipulation meta. Amanda Waller is the person who tortured Rosetta before the campaign We had an elaborate plan to sneak in and sneak him out, we couldn't figure out the puzzle presented so instead we had Spirit try to go intangible to just turn off the power to some lasers. He fumbled with a nat 1 and started to sink through the ground, but he did turn it off. This was just the start of the crazy shit that would happen Once we got in we heard Vent's cronies arguing with the League of assassains who were also there. We snuck around, but Tali made some noise. Rosetta shapechanged into looking like a goon, who the guy who came to check it out assumed was his friend Sal. Rosetta was convincing enough for him to leave, but she wasnt satisfied with her appearance. Spirit and Fastbreak went north, Obrov and Tali hung south, and Rosetta stayed and nat 1'd her shapechange.... which she ended up turning into Amanda Waller. Since none of saw this happen we had to streetwise if we would recognize her. Tali and Fastbreak did not, but Obrov and Spirit did Spirit paniced and asked if that was Amanda Waller and we should do something. Fastbreak had no idea what he was saying. At the same time Obrov ran over and pinned her to the wall to which Spirit said "Nevermind! Obrov has it taken care of." Obrov: What did you do with Rosetta?! Rosetta: I am Rosetta. Obrov put me down! Obrov: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!? Rosetta: no no, its like that time I messed up my shape changing where I grew those tentacle Obrov: HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING US THIS WHOLE TIME!? -Enter Tali- Tali: What is going on Obrov? Obrov: This is fucking Amanda Waller! She kidnapped Rosetta! Tali: WHAT At this point Tali starts to yell at Wallerzetta. Tali uses a fire intimidation which she rolled like a 10 on, and Rosetta countered with willpower which she got like a 20 on. So because her willpower was stronger, she didnt freak out from the fire Rosetta: Tali it's me, Rosetta! Tali: Rosetta would have freaked out from my fire! You're not Rosetta! at this point Obrov leaves her go (after putting it together) but doesnt actually try to convince Tali. Tali drags her north to Fastbreak who is confused as fuck as to what is going on Fastbreak: Tali what are you doing? Who is this? Tali: It's Amanda Waller! We have to take her out! Fastbreak: WHAT *Pins her against the wall with a pipe* WHERE IS ROSETTA!?! Rosetta: I am Rosetta *full on crying at this point* Fastbreak: No you're that piece of shit Amanda Waller! *Handcuffs her* Tali: she doesnt even sound like Rosetta! Tali does fire intimidation again and hits a nat 20. Rosetta goes cataonic Fastbreak: uhhhhhhhhhh isnt that what usually happens to Rosetta? Tali: Good. Now she knows how it feels. Fastbreak then drags the handcuffed Wallerzetta back south again as a fight is about to break out. She comes to and starts begging to be uncuffed crying until she can finally shapechange again.... but she shape changed into Trish, which is Han's characters sister. Tali: Fastbreak! Stop staring at Trish, you let Amanda Waller get away! She then continued to roll poorly and shape change dinto Father Jesse Custer, and then Ermine's character Artemis, and then finally one of the lead henchmen we were actually trying to investigate the session wrapped up as Obrov decided to eat from the vats of chemicals. Tasted like mint and absinthe --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maniac64 08/21/19 7:49:50 AM #204: |
Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s.
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Espeon 08/21/19 8:35:25 AM #205: |
Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now.
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hombad46 08/21/19 8:36:53 AM #206: |
Espeon posted...
Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now. I mean who doesn't --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Espeon 08/21/19 8:41:10 AM #207: |
hombad46 posted...
Espeon posted...Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now. John is NINE. --- Inviso's Most Adorabl-est Eeveelution Ever https://imgur.com/SSw6M9E ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/21/19 8:42:47 AM #208: |
Espeon posted...
hombad46 posted...Espeon posted...Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now. Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older? --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TotallyNotMI 08/21/19 8:45:03 AM #209: |
hombad46 posted...
Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?*raises hand* --- I'm not sure who this MI guy is but he sounds sexy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 08/21/19 12:33:53 PM #210: |
TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?*raises hand* --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 08/21/19 12:34:34 PM #211: |
Maniac64 posted...
Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s. screams internally --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/21/19 12:34:40 PM #212: |
Johnbobb posted...
TotallyNotMI posted...hombad46 posted...Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?*raises hand* Okay yes, Obrov is only interested in two things 1. The fields 2. Our lord and savior Jesus Christ --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/21/19 12:39:39 PM #213: |
Maniac64 posted...
Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s. It only seems that way because we don't mention the 20s much. Like the nat 20 I got to charm Constantine when he visited and get him to help us some more. Or the two in a row I got on dancing. Or when Tali summoned a dragon. Or when Fastbreak did paperwork. Or how Obrov has gotten two so far on sneaking. --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 08/21/19 12:41:08 PM #214: |
We get nat 1s on important things and nat20s on inconsequential stuff, 9 times out of 10
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Zigzagoon 08/21/19 1:31:54 PM #215: |
Johnbobb posted...
We get nat 1s on important things and nat20s on inconsequential stuff, 9 times out of 10 QFT --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zigzagoon 08/21/19 1:35:59 PM #216: |
Also Nat 1s have more impact than Nat 20s.
If you Nat 1 you do something so awfully you either are going to lose a whole turn or embarrass yourself or get completely wrong info. Nat 20s mean you just do the thing really well. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/21/19 1:37:35 PM #217: |
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.
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Fastbreak 08/21/19 2:26:10 PM #218: |
My most impressive 20s were
Lighting a lightbulb Doing paperwork Not as noteworthy lol Oh. Before waller came I used lip reading on a sock puppet --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TotallyNotMI 08/21/19 5:32:43 PM #219: |
hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.Too soon. (I know you meant a different instance when you posted this one) --- I'm not sure who this MI guy is but he sounds sexy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/21/19 6:18:13 PM #220: |
TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.Too soon. This is your own fault. I called dibs before you even joined :( --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 08/21/19 11:14:39 PM #221: |
now that they're both finally finished, the two group photos
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HanOfTheNekos 08/22/19 12:10:45 AM #222: |
Johnbobb posted...
TotallyNotMI posted...hombad46 posted...Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?*raises hand* --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 08/22/19 12:11:17 AM #223: |
hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting. This has happened twice now! --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/22/19 3:33:07 AM #224: |
HanOfTheNekos posted...
hombad46 posted...Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting. F for varra --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/23/19 2:41:42 PM #225: |
F for fields
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Fastbreak 08/23/19 2:42:33 PM #226: |
Oh speaking of useless nat 20s
Obrov got a nat 20 to look at papers and see there wasnt the one he wanted --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/23/19 2:46:01 PM #227: |
Fastbreak posted...
Oh speaking of useless nat 20s In the second session someone got a nat 20 to find that the keys to a truck were not in the truck IIRC --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zigzagoon 08/23/19 2:51:41 PM #228: |
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HanOfTheNekos 08/23/19 3:34:25 PM #229: |
Sforzacle
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Fastbreak 08/23/19 6:21:06 PM #230: |
HanOfTheNekos posted...
Sforzacle Barbrabreak --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 08/23/19 7:10:00 PM #231: |
Barbra is not a character jfc
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TotallyNotMI 08/23/19 7:18:55 PM #232: |
Yeah he name is barnacles
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HanOfTheNekos 08/25/19 5:37:44 PM #233: |
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png
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Johnbobb 08/25/19 7:35:18 PM #234: |
HanOfTheNekos posted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png Whaaaaat --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/25/19 7:38:28 PM #235: |
Johnbobb posted...
HanOfTheNekos posted...https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png The Triggers had everyone else below them throw for money --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/27/19 2:17:14 AM #236: |
F for socko
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HanOfTheNekos 08/27/19 11:11:17 AM #237: |
Tom Trigger is a peach
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Fastbreak 08/27/19 5:45:41 PM #238: |
HanOfTheNekos posted...
Tom Trigger is a peach Is he tho --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FakeAccount3000 08/27/19 6:08:42 PM #239: |
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.
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Fastbreak 08/28/19 6:31:46 PM #240: |
FakeAccount3000 posted...
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask. Who are you? --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 08/28/19 7:07:50 PM #241: |
Fastbreak posted...
FakeAccount3000 posted...Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask. He certainly isnt me. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 08/28/19 7:50:38 PM #242: |
Fastbreak posted...
FakeAccount3000 posted...Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask. That's Kraidfan --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/28/19 8:41:38 PM #243: |
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Fastbreak posted...FakeAccount3000 posted...Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask. --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hombad46 08/29/19 12:12:45 AM #244: |
Sweet dreams
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ScareChan 08/29/19 1:59:58 AM #245: |
All I wanted to do was smoke with the dog
now I'm too stressed to be stressed --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* PSN TehScurr Switch friend code SW-5264-0547-1806 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zigzagoon 08/29/19 2:26:37 AM #246: |
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Fastbreak 08/29/19 4:48:05 PM #247: |
This is where dreams are reality
Tali *immediately kicks sforz in the nuts* --- *Fastbreak Intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WickIebee 08/29/19 4:51:49 PM #248: |
Me: Doctor Destiny is great. This is not me trying to butter you up, just saying.
War: yeah this patchwork is already awesome Scar: Your attempts to placate me with songs of praise will fall flat, murderer. The same applies to you, alien. Whew. That happened last night. Still cruel. Obviously saw a little of the explanation of our characters around, Scar's character is the one making everything depressing in Patchwork. --- I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic. https://imgur.com/SXyi7uX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 08/29/19 6:37:20 PM #249: |
"You oaf. You troll. Hyde to your own Hyde. If ever there was a Jekyll, it died in the womb of your mother. A mother smart enough to set you adrift, foul abomination. Spawn of error."
"I will not allow your grimy powers to bespoil this land, pretender, hanger-on, coattail riding yes man to the cripple." "Yes, stare at the remains of the first victim of my growing, burgeoning kingdom's might, Talirah Isiset, bitch-daughter to a fallen bastard king." "The queen of nothing, finally succumbing to the ways of her father." --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TotallyNotMI 08/29/19 6:46:37 PM #250: |
Fastbreak posted...
Tali *immediately kicks sforz in the nuts*Followed by Tali: Why are you so mean to me --- I'm not sure who this MI guy is but he sounds sexy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fastbreak 08/30/19 3:53:08 AM #251: |
Varra intensifies
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