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Fastbreak
08/20/19 4:29:22 PM
#202:


F for Amanda Waller
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Fastbreak
08/21/19 3:26:01 AM
#203:


So this last session was pretty incredible. We met dopples of both of our groups and they were amazing. I will save that for someone else to talk about if they want though

The truly amazing part of the session came as we tried to go and kidnap The Ventriloquist. Some potentially important information to get how great this was though: Tali is dating both Fastbreak and Rosetta. Rosetta has a psychological weakness to fire, Tali is a fire manipulation meta. Amanda Waller is the person who tortured Rosetta before the campaign

We had an elaborate plan to sneak in and sneak him out, we couldn't figure out the puzzle presented so instead we had Spirit try to go intangible to just turn off the power to some lasers. He fumbled with a nat 1 and started to sink through the ground, but he did turn it off. This was just the start of the crazy shit that would happen

Once we got in we heard Vent's cronies arguing with the League of assassains who were also there. We snuck around, but Tali made some noise. Rosetta shapechanged into looking like a goon, who the guy who came to check it out assumed was his friend Sal. Rosetta was convincing enough for him to leave, but she wasnt satisfied with her appearance. Spirit and Fastbreak went north, Obrov and Tali hung south, and Rosetta stayed and nat 1'd her shapechange.... which she ended up turning into Amanda Waller. Since none of saw this happen we had to streetwise if we would recognize her. Tali and Fastbreak did not, but Obrov and Spirit did

Spirit paniced and asked if that was Amanda Waller and we should do something. Fastbreak had no idea what he was saying. At the same time Obrov ran over and pinned her to the wall to which Spirit said "Nevermind! Obrov has it taken care of."

Obrov: What did you do with Rosetta?!
Rosetta: I am Rosetta. Obrov put me down!
Obrov: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?
Rosetta: no no, its like that time I messed up my shape changing where I grew those tentacle
Obrov: HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING US THIS WHOLE TIME!?
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Tali: What is going on Obrov?
Obrov: This is fucking Amanda Waller! She kidnapped Rosetta!
Tali: WHAT

At this point Tali starts to yell at Wallerzetta. Tali uses a fire intimidation which she rolled like a 10 on, and Rosetta countered with willpower which she got like a 20 on. So because her willpower was stronger, she didnt freak out from the fire

Rosetta: Tali it's me, Rosetta!
Tali: Rosetta would have freaked out from my fire! You're not Rosetta!

at this point Obrov leaves her go (after putting it together) but doesnt actually try to convince Tali. Tali drags her north to Fastbreak who is confused as fuck as to what is going on

Fastbreak: Tali what are you doing? Who is this?
Tali: It's Amanda Waller! We have to take her out!
Fastbreak: WHAT *Pins her against the wall with a pipe* WHERE IS ROSETTA!?!
Rosetta: I am Rosetta *full on crying at this point*
Fastbreak: No you're that piece of shit Amanda Waller! *Handcuffs her*
Tali: she doesnt even sound like Rosetta!
Tali does fire intimidation again and hits a nat 20. Rosetta goes cataonic
Fastbreak: uhhhhhhhhhh isnt that what usually happens to Rosetta?
Tali: Good. Now she knows how it feels.

Fastbreak then drags the handcuffed Wallerzetta back south again as a fight is about to break out. She comes to and starts begging to be uncuffed crying until she can finally shapechange again.... but she shape changed into Trish, which is Han's characters sister.

Tali: Fastbreak! Stop staring at Trish, you let Amanda Waller get away!

She then continued to roll poorly and shape change dinto Father Jesse Custer, and then Ermine's character Artemis, and then finally one of the lead henchmen we were actually trying to investigate

the session wrapped up as Obrov decided to eat from the vats of chemicals. Tasted like mint and absinthe
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Maniac64
08/21/19 7:49:50 AM
#204:


Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s.
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Espeon
08/21/19 8:35:25 AM
#205:


Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now.
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hombad46
08/21/19 8:36:53 AM
#206:


Espeon posted...
Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now.


I mean who doesn't
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Espeon
08/21/19 8:41:10 AM
#207:


hombad46 posted...
Espeon posted...
Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now.


I mean who doesn't


John is NINE.
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hombad46
08/21/19 8:42:47 AM
#208:


Espeon posted...
hombad46 posted...
Espeon posted...
Also, Azrael wants Tali as his bride now.


I mean who doesn't


John is NINE.


Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?
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TotallyNotMI
08/21/19 8:45:03 AM
#209:


hombad46 posted...
Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?
*raises hand*

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Johnbobb
08/21/19 12:33:53 PM
#210:


TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...
Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?
*raises hand*

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Johnbobb
08/21/19 12:34:34 PM
#211:


Maniac64 posted...
Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s.

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hombad46
08/21/19 12:34:40 PM
#212:


Johnbobb posted...
TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...
Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?
*raises hand*


Okay yes, Obrov is only interested in two things

1. The fields
2. Our lord and savior Jesus Christ
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hombad46
08/21/19 12:39:39 PM
#213:


Maniac64 posted...
Man you guys seem to roll a lot of nat 1s.


It only seems that way because we don't mention the 20s much. Like the nat 20 I got to charm Constantine when he visited and get him to help us some more. Or the two in a row I got on dancing. Or when Tali summoned a dragon. Or when Fastbreak did paperwork. Or how Obrov has gotten two so far on sneaking.
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Johnbobb
08/21/19 12:41:08 PM
#214:


We get nat 1s on important things and nat20s on inconsequential stuff, 9 times out of 10
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Zigzagoon
08/21/19 1:31:54 PM
#215:


Johnbobb posted...
We get nat 1s on important things and nat20s on inconsequential stuff, 9 times out of 10

QFT
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Zigzagoon
08/21/19 1:35:59 PM
#216:


Also Nat 1s have more impact than Nat 20s.

If you Nat 1 you do something so awfully you either are going to lose a whole turn or embarrass yourself or get completely wrong info.

Nat 20s mean you just do the thing really well.
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hombad46
08/21/19 1:37:35 PM
#217:


Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.
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Fastbreak
08/21/19 2:26:10 PM
#218:


My most impressive 20s were

Lighting a lightbulb
Doing paperwork

Not as noteworthy lol

Oh. Before waller came I used lip reading on a sock puppet
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TotallyNotMI
08/21/19 5:32:43 PM
#219:


hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.
Too soon.

(I know you meant a different instance when you posted this one)

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Fastbreak
08/21/19 6:18:13 PM
#220:


TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.
Too soon.

(I know you meant a different instance when you posted this one)


This is your own fault. I called dibs before you even joined :(
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Johnbobb
08/21/19 11:14:39 PM
#221:


now that they're both finally finished, the two group photos

LmE6MB3

EgHXhoS
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HanOfTheNekos
08/22/19 12:10:45 AM
#222:


Johnbobb posted...
TotallyNotMI posted...
hombad46 posted...
Okay, who doesn't that is also 18 or older?
*raises hand*

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HanOfTheNekos
08/22/19 12:11:17 AM
#223:


hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.


This has happened twice now!
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Fastbreak
08/22/19 3:33:07 AM
#224:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
hombad46 posted...
Oh, and I forgot to mention Fields and his nat 20 flirting.


This has happened twice now!


F for varra
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Fastbreak
08/23/19 2:41:42 PM
#225:


F for fields
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Fastbreak
08/23/19 2:42:33 PM
#226:


Oh speaking of useless nat 20s

Obrov got a nat 20 to look at papers and see there wasnt the one he wanted
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hombad46
08/23/19 2:46:01 PM
#227:


Fastbreak posted...
Oh speaking of useless nat 20s

Obrov got a nat 20 to look at papers and see there wasnt the one he wanted


In the second session someone got a nat 20 to find that the keys to a truck were not in the truck IIRC
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Zigzagoon
08/23/19 2:51:41 PM
#228:


sMNhoit

Varra after my nat 20 last night
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HanOfTheNekos
08/23/19 3:34:25 PM
#229:


Sforzacle
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Fastbreak
08/23/19 6:21:06 PM
#230:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Sforzacle


Barbrabreak
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HanOfTheNekos
08/23/19 7:10:00 PM
#231:


Barbra is not a character jfc
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TotallyNotMI
08/23/19 7:18:55 PM
#232:


Yeah he name is barnacles

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HanOfTheNekos
08/25/19 5:37:44 PM
#233:


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png
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Johnbobb
08/25/19 7:35:18 PM
#234:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png

Whaaaaat
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hombad46
08/25/19 7:38:28 PM
#235:


Johnbobb posted...
HanOfTheNekos posted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572097141166702617/615298160255828060/top_10_in_character.png

Whaaaaat


The Triggers had everyone else below them throw for money
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Fastbreak
08/27/19 2:17:14 AM
#236:


F for socko
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HanOfTheNekos
08/27/19 11:11:17 AM
#237:


Tom Trigger is a peach
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Fastbreak
08/27/19 5:45:41 PM
#238:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
Tom Trigger is a peach


Is he tho
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FakeAccount3000
08/27/19 6:08:42 PM
#239:


Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.
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Fastbreak
08/28/19 6:31:46 PM
#240:


FakeAccount3000 posted...
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.


Who are you?
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IfGodCouldDie
08/28/19 7:07:50 PM
#241:


Fastbreak posted...
FakeAccount3000 posted...
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.


Who are you?

He certainly isnt me.
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HanOfTheNekos
08/28/19 7:50:38 PM
#242:


Fastbreak posted...
FakeAccount3000 posted...
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.


Who are you?


That's Kraidfan
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Fastbreak
08/28/19 8:41:38 PM
#243:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Fastbreak posted...
FakeAccount3000 posted...
Is there still a potential Friday opening? Probably not just had to ask.


Who are you?

He certainly isnt me.



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hombad46
08/29/19 12:12:45 AM
#244:


Sweet dreams
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ScareChan
08/29/19 1:59:58 AM
#245:


All I wanted to do was smoke with the dog

now I'm too stressed to be stressed
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Zigzagoon
08/29/19 2:26:37 AM
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Fastbreak
08/29/19 4:48:05 PM
#247:


This is where dreams are reality

Tali *immediately kicks sforz in the nuts*
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WickIebee
08/29/19 4:51:49 PM
#248:


Me: Doctor Destiny is great. This is not me trying to butter you up, just saying.
War: yeah this patchwork is already awesome

Scar: Your attempts to placate me with songs of praise will fall flat, murderer.
The same applies to you, alien.

Whew. That happened last night. Still cruel. Obviously saw a little of the explanation of our characters around, Scar's character is the one making everything depressing in Patchwork.
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Johnbobb
08/29/19 6:37:20 PM
#249:


"You oaf. You troll. Hyde to your own Hyde. If ever there was a Jekyll, it died in the womb of your mother. A mother smart enough to set you adrift, foul abomination. Spawn of error."

"I will not allow your grimy powers to bespoil this land, pretender, hanger-on, coattail riding yes man to the cripple."

"Yes, stare at the remains of the first victim of my growing, burgeoning kingdom's might, Talirah Isiset, bitch-daughter to a fallen bastard king." "The queen of nothing, finally succumbing to the ways of her father."
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TotallyNotMI
08/29/19 6:46:37 PM
#250:


Fastbreak posted...
Tali *immediately kicks sforz in the nuts*
Followed by

Tali: Why are you so mean to me

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Fastbreak
08/30/19 3:53:08 AM
#251:


Varra intensifies
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