Poll of the Day > What do you do with your nail clippings?

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Firewood18
07/08/19 1:03:50 AM
#1:


How do you clip? - Results (12 votes)
Into a sink
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Just let it fly. Watch out for shrapnel.
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Gather them up and put them in the garbage
25% (3 votes)
3
Gather them up and burn them to avoid curses
0% (0 votes)
0
Don't cut them and let them fall off naturally
0% (0 votes)
0
Nail biter. Chew and spit them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Always filing
0% (0 votes)
0
Gather them up and save them.
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Nail biter. Chew and eat them
16.67% (2 votes)
2
Manicure/pedicure
0% (0 votes)
0
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Bugmeat
07/08/19 1:06:34 AM
#2:


I save them. It started as an amusing idea to gather a few months worth and sprinkle them in a chinese buffet. I never got.around to it and now have several years worth in a few old pill bottles. I'll eventually do something funny/awful with them but have abandoned my idea to put them in a buffet.

It's surprising how many years worth of nail clippings will fit in two pill bottles.


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Mead
07/08/19 1:10:29 AM
#3:


Burn them with witch hazel to summon the broodwich
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JimCarrysToe
07/08/19 1:43:15 AM
#4:


Leave 'em on the floor to eventually be swept up one day.
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Firewood18
07/08/19 1:44:29 AM
#5:


I had a girlfriend that would clip them into the Sunday newspaper after her dad was done with it.

I've been with my wife for 10 years and I don't know what she does with them.
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WastelandCowboy
07/08/19 1:47:18 AM
#6:


Flush down the Porcelain Oval Orifice..
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JimCarrysToe
07/08/19 1:48:46 AM
#7:


Firewood18 posted...
I had a girlfriend that would clip them into the Sunday newspaper after her dad was done with it.

I've been with my wife for 10 years and I don't know what she does with them.

Ask her and tell us!
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Muscles
07/08/19 1:50:27 AM
#8:


Clip them into a pile and throw them away after
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dedbus
07/08/19 1:55:17 AM
#9:


Clip them over the trash and sweep because they shot out everywhere. Or if Im about to vacuum just on the floor.
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PMarth2002
07/08/19 2:38:53 AM
#10:


I bite my nails. They just kind of go wherever's convienent to toss them.
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Blaqthourne
07/08/19 2:44:15 AM
#11:


Bugmeat posted...
I save them. It started as an amusing idea to gather a few months worth and sprinkle them in a chinese buffet. I never got.around to it and now have several years worth in a few old pill bottles. I'll eventually do something funny/awful with them but have abandoned my idea to put them in a buffet.

That could be considered food tampering and could be a felony.
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captpackrat
07/08/19 10:04:17 AM
#12:


I try to gather them as I trim them, but they usually go flying off into space never to be seen again. Or at least not until I'm barefoot.
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GRTooCool
07/08/19 1:28:07 PM
#13:


Who the **** disposes them into a sink?
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PKMNsony
07/08/19 1:30:43 PM
#14:


I cut them outside by the dirt, leave them.
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gguirao
07/08/19 2:05:51 PM
#15:


Sweep them up and into the trash.
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TheSlinja
07/08/19 2:09:05 PM
#16:


nail biter boys
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KeijiMaedaTiger
07/08/19 2:26:35 PM
#17:


Bite my fingernails. Kind of rip the free edge of my toenails off.
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Mad_Max
07/08/19 4:44:46 PM
#18:


Mix them in with my rice pilaf
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ClarkDuke
07/08/19 4:52:28 PM
#19:


i clip my nails on the subway, showing my fans i'm another regular human being, with my nails flying everywhere like theirs do, ok?
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Ogurisama
07/08/19 4:55:51 PM
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330566
07/08/19 5:51:59 PM
#21:


I let em fly but its outdoors. No need to aim or cleanup.
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TimeForAction
07/08/19 6:00:11 PM
#22:


Fingernails i clip standing over the toilet. Toenails I do sitting on the edge of the shower and then just let them go down the drain
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Zeus
07/08/19 8:40:14 PM
#23:


Other - I trade them to monsters, who use them for currency.
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rexcrk
07/08/19 8:54:35 PM
#24:


I just clip mine on a table or some kind of surface and either gather them up and throw them away or if Im about to vacuum, Ill just brush them onto the floor.
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EvilMegas
07/08/19 9:05:54 PM
#25:


It's how I make my clones. Then I sacrifice them to the Old Gods for my youth.
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joemodda
07/08/19 9:10:14 PM
#26:


I sell them online along with my bathwater for all the thirsty gamer girls out there
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