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Amenadeel
06/28/19 1:24:28 AM
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I have nothing to offer but a little money, and even then not much, I work in a typical office cubicle and am that stereotype office homer drone the audience feels sorry for minus the already established family.

I don't have the looks, body, money or power to get with a hot girl or anything even resembling a woman really.

I'm so sad and yet... just too old and too tired to make any significant changes, if they're even possible.
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SauI_Goodman
06/28/19 1:25:05 AM
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the chicken ranch
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Bitter_Virgin
06/28/19 1:25:32 AM
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Oh boo fucking hoo
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The_Freecs
06/28/19 1:26:08 AM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
Oh boo fucking hoo


Lol. Your name is bitter virgin
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Amenadeel
06/28/19 1:54:15 AM
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He's not wrong, I'm wallowing in self pity and I know better, I've known better for years. I need some tough love but by golly I'm not gonna give it to myself.
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im not 13
06/28/19 1:57:07 AM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
Oh boo fucking hoo

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OwlRammer
06/28/19 1:59:07 AM
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Darkraiomb
06/28/19 2:17:10 AM
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I'm never going to have sex,


You make it sound like a bad thing.
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au_gold
06/28/19 2:18:30 AM
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Youll always have your hands.
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slimjimfizzle
06/28/19 2:29:26 AM
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I'll have sex with you dawg
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SoIidLegacy
06/28/19 2:31:28 AM
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Well, you're not exactly named Loocifer.
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008Zulu
06/28/19 2:36:59 AM
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Save your cash and get a high price hooker.
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The_Freecs
06/28/19 2:38:10 AM
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Prostitution is legal in my country.
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slimjimfizzle
06/28/19 2:38:53 AM
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Screw that noise. Just hit it up with a 5 dollar crack whore
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LookANinja
06/28/19 2:39:18 AM
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You can at least try to be funny. Some girls are suckers for guys who can make them laugh. Literally.
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VayneSolo
06/28/19 3:03:33 AM
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Amenadeel posted...
I have nothing to offer but a little money, and even then not much, I work in a typical office cubicle and am that stereotype office homer drone the audience feels sorry for minus the already established family.

I don't have the looks, body, money or power to get with a hot girl or anything even resembling a woman really.

I'm so sad and yet... just too old and too tired to make any significant changes, if they're even possible.

You don't have money to hire a good looking prostitute?
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Ilishe
06/28/19 3:37:01 AM
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WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?

You have your motivation. You have time. You are not disabled, presumably. What are you afraid of?

Do ONE thing each day to improve yourself.
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