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UnfairRepresent
06/23/19 6:58:02 PM
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You're outside with your young daughter one day when suddenly she sees something on the floor and goes "Hey! Look at this cute purple pulsating thing!"

When suddenly you hear Supergirl approaching ad she shouts "OH no! Magenta kryptonite! Stop! The effects are irreversible!"

But she's too late as there is a loud "Buzzzt!" sound and both your daughter and supergirl are convered in wibbly-wobbly energy.

After a few moments pass, Supergirl is writhing on the floor in agony before passing out, weak as a schoolgirl.

Meanwhile your daughter goes "Whoa.. My head feels weird." leans against a wall and inadvertantly sends it exploding into pieces flying in every direction. For she know has all of Supergirls powers.

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How do you react? What do you do?
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pegusus123456
06/24/19 6:41:34 PM
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I probably die from the wall shrapnel my little girl just launched in every direction.
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gp1829
06/24/19 6:45:20 PM
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Teach her about truth, justice, and the American way.
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HBOSS
06/24/19 7:11:36 PM
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call superman on my bat-cellphone.
tell supes what happened and have him bring wonder woman, Hawkgirl, the green lantern jessica cruz, zatanna, and madame xanadu so they can figure out what we should do.
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Gobstoppers12
06/24/19 7:13:38 PM
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Green Kryptonite.

To the death.

It turns out that I am Lex Luthor.

And I'm black.
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/19 1:55:10 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Green Kryptonite.

To the death.

:(
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DevsBro
06/25/19 2:14:52 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I probably die from the wall shrapnel my little girl just launched in every direction.

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hollow_shrine
06/25/19 2:28:40 PM
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We gotta fix Supergirl. If my little one wants to fly around a be a superhero, that's great. She can do it when she's an adult and she's done some more maturing (and finished school). At this moment that's Supergirl's job, and she's not looking too good.

I would snatch up that magenta kryptonite and get it away from Supergirl and then do what we could to get Supergirl back up on her feet so she can get back to the heroics. I suspect it might take an episode or two, maybe three if its the season finale. But the three of us will work it out, and we'll get to the bottom of this magenta kryptonite nonsense too. Nothing on the CW is irreversible.
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DevsBro
06/25/19 2:31:36 PM
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Supposing I survived, buy her some pants if she doesn't have any and give all her skirts to the thrift store.
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The Trent
06/25/19 2:33:04 PM
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i think i'd probably take my horse to the old town road and ride til i can't no mo
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/19 2:48:11 PM
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DevsBro posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
I probably die from the wall shrapnel my little girl just launched in every direction.

That didn't happen tho
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DevsBro
06/25/19 2:54:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
DevsBro posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
I probably die from the wall shrapnel my little girl just launched in every direction.

That didn't happen tho

MGS2 warned us this day would come.
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