Poll of the Day > What's the best thing to write in someone's retirement card?

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Firewood18
06/20/19 5:27:20 PM
#1:


Something more poignant than You're Freeeee!!! And not as crude as Don't rot too soon.
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Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him.
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darcandkharg31
06/20/19 5:29:43 PM
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If retirement ever bores you, you know where to find me ;)
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This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine.
If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time.
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SilentSeph
06/20/19 5:32:18 PM
#3:


Enjoy the longest coffee break ever!
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Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
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KeijiMaedaTiger
06/20/19 5:46:20 PM
#4:


See ya later Oldie Hawn.
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Why are tigers strong? Because they're born that way!
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VeeVees
06/20/19 5:49:32 PM
#5:


you're free to rot soon
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Rudy sucks
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dragon504
06/20/19 6:23:27 PM
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The_tall_midget
06/20/19 6:58:41 PM
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"Cya again when you get bored!"
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1. Kill your own children. 2. Import migrants. 3. Disarm yourselves.
Sounds like a real intelligent plans to be taken over, thanks to the useful idiots.
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Mead
06/20/19 7:20:52 PM
#9:


Youre too old to rock

No more rockin for you
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If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
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