Poll of the Day > Who would you rather date? Red Flags (The Game of Terrible Dates) Day 2

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SpeedDemon20
06/17/19 11:44:54 PM
#1:


Who would you rather date? - Results (1 vote)
Someone who shares the same favorite books, can fly, and calls their pets their children.
0% (0 votes)
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The funniest person in the world who is also a rocket scientist and LITERALLY won't stop talking about their mother.
100% (1 vote)
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Day 1 is over, and the plexiglass cheeks stomped the professional wrestler with no potty training.

Results
Day 1: 28/33 (84.5%) picked someone who is in touch with their feelings, gives you the best sex ever, but has plexiglass for cheeks so you can see the inside of their mouth over a courteous professional wrestler who isn't potty trained.

I have no idea how I am gonna keep track of the results. Also, today seems way easier than yesterday.
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dedbus
06/18/19 1:31:35 AM
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The second one on the virtue of the first being terrible.

Not sure how literally your literally is but since constantly talking about your mom, while bad, is the most hilarious stuff in existence it's not bad and therefore has no flaws.
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AllstarSniper32
06/18/19 2:33:50 AM
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The first one is basically a normal person...that can fly.
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KeijiMaedaTiger
06/18/19 2:38:40 AM
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I guess the first one. How would the second one communicate with you if they literally only talk about their mother. Or communicate with other rocket scientists.

I would think mom jokes would get tired as well, even if they are the funniest in the world.

And as long as the first one refers to pets as children and NOT fur babies, I'm completely fine with it.
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darcandkharg31
06/18/19 2:39:11 AM
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AllstarSniper32 posted...
The first one is basically a normal person...that can fly.

what kind of abomination calls a pet their child, disgusting.
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MrMelodramatic
06/18/19 3:40:17 AM
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Second one. Funny, smart, probably rich, and loves their parents.

First one is okay but calling your pets your kids drives me up a wall. Theyre animals not people!!!
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trodi_911
06/18/19 5:26:47 AM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
I have no idea how I am gonna keep track of the results.

Pastebin is pretty good.

MrMelodramatic posted...
First one is okay but calling your pets your kids drives me up a wall. Theyre animals not people!!!

This is made worse when they refer to themselves as mummy or daddy. So irksome!
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AllstarSniper32
06/18/19 6:16:02 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Theyre animals not people!!!

People are animals.
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Kyuubi4269
06/18/19 7:16:30 AM
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AllstarSniper32 posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
Theyre animals not people!!!

People are animals.

People are like thumbs.
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mooreandrew58
06/18/19 4:12:59 PM
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KeijiMaedaTiger posted...
I guess the first one. How would the second one communicate with you if they literally only talk about their mother. Or communicate with other rocket scientists.

I would think mom jokes would get tired as well, even if they are the funniest in the world.

And as long as the first one refers to pets as children and NOT fur babies, I'm completely fine with it.

Maybe they always find a way to mention their mother like bringing up a funny story that relates somehow.
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SmokeMassTree
06/18/19 4:16:15 PM
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Fuck you, my dog is my baby!
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SpeedDemon20
06/18/19 4:18:44 PM
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I was gonna give the topic a lunch bump, but it looks like I won't need to. My mom is always taking care of things for me like that too. Thanks.
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darcandkharg31
06/18/19 4:23:01 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
AllstarSniper32 posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
Theyre animals not people!!!

People are animals.

People are like thumbs.

You can shove em up ur butt?
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wwinterj25
06/18/19 4:27:01 PM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
Someone who shares the same favorite books, can fly, and calls their pets their children.

I see no issue here.
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LinkPizza
06/18/19 4:46:41 PM
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First one for sure. Thats just a normal person...
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