Poll of the Day > Do you wash your butt with water after number 2?

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Lobomoon
06/12/19 11:23:50 PM
#1:


Or is just toilet paper enough, yo?
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trodi_911
06/12/19 11:26:25 PM
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I use flushable wipes afterwards.
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 11:26:41 PM
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I spit on the tp for that shine when wiping.
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Lobomoon
06/12/19 11:31:42 PM
#4:


darcandkharg31 posted...
I spit on the tp for that shine when wiping.


Why do you need it to shine?
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-Komaiko54-
06/12/19 11:36:35 PM
#5:


I usually shit before taking a shower so it evens out

darcandkharg31 posted...
I spit on the tp for that shine when wiping.


just buy wipes. nothing wrong with it
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darcandkharg31
06/12/19 11:41:30 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
I spit on the tp for that shine when wiping.


Why do you need it to shine?

So it looks nice, duh.
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Firewood18
06/13/19 12:25:05 AM
#7:


If the butt has exploded into a wide diameter, then yes, a wet wipe is useful.
I've used a bidet a couple of times and it was overtly useless. I think it was invented for more womanly hygienics.
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WastelandCowboy
06/13/19 12:29:14 AM
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I use flushable wipes when pooping at work and if I've already showered. If not showered, I douche myself while showering.
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Soup_or_Science
06/13/19 12:42:56 AM
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What is up with all these shitty topics?

Butt no, I wash during, because anyone who doesn't wet their TP before wiping is a nasto
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PMarth2002
06/13/19 12:44:45 AM
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I use the three seashells of course. Duh.
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Mead
06/13/19 3:16:21 AM
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Washing ruins the veneer and significantly lowers the value
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Kyuubi4269
06/13/19 4:23:11 AM
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God I miss Japanese bidet toilet seats.
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CheatumDaMidget
06/13/19 4:54:09 AM
#13:


PMarth2002 posted...
I use the three seashells of course. Duh.

Underrated answer.
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Mad_Max
06/13/19 6:42:46 AM
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I wipe with paper, then I use baby wipes.
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slacker03150
06/13/19 6:51:58 AM
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I have a bidet yo, one of the best purchases I have ever made.
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OHJOY90
06/13/19 7:34:51 AM
#16:


Not normally. Usually just use TP and wipes.

CheatumDaMidget posted...
PMarth2002 posted...
I use the three seashells of course. Duh.

Underrated answer.


How do you use the three seashells anyhow? I'm having to use fines for tp over here.
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SunWuKung420
06/13/19 7:41:22 AM
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I use the tongues of my bested enemies. I've never had a cleaner exit.

Poo, poo, poo
Coming out my backdoor
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Kyuubi4269
06/13/19 7:44:14 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I use the tongues of bested enemies. I've never had a cleaner exit.

Natural conclusion of all the shit you talk.
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LinkPizza
06/13/19 8:41:59 AM
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I just wipe. I have thought of a bidet. But Im not even sure if Id like it...

Also, I heard the flushable wipes and the like are bad for the plumber system or something...
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Mead
06/13/19 8:45:47 AM
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I dont understand a bidet

I mean isnt your butt all wet afterwards
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LinkPizza
06/13/19 8:46:28 AM
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Mead posted...
I dont understand a bidet

I mean isnt your butt all wet afterwards

I think you dry it afterwards. But I dont really understand them, either...
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Kyuubi4269
06/13/19 8:47:22 AM
#22:


Mead posted...
I dont understand a bidet

I mean isnt your butt all wet afterwards

Mildly, it's a small jet right on the brown eye.
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Smarkil
06/13/19 11:03:03 AM
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I just shit in the shower.
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Lobomoon
06/13/19 7:06:08 PM
#25:


Mead posted...
I dont understand a bidet

I mean isnt your butt all wet afterwards


Depends on how well your date goes...
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The_tall_midget
06/13/19 8:08:58 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I use the tongues of my bested enemies.


So nobody?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/14/19 3:54:19 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I just wipe. I have thought of a bidet. But Im not even sure if Id like it...

Also, I heard the flushable wipes and the like are bad for the plumber system or something...

Get one. It's life changing.
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PMarth2002
06/14/19 3:56:13 AM
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OHJOY90 posted...
Not normally. Usually just use TP and wipes.

CheatumDaMidget posted...
PMarth2002 posted...
I use the three seashells of course. Duh.

Underrated answer.


How do you use the three seashells anyhow? I'm having to use fines for tp over here.


lol this guy doen't know how to use the three seashells.
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gguirao
06/14/19 5:24:07 PM
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No.
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wwinterj25
06/14/19 10:29:22 PM
#30:


Lobomoon posted...
Or is just toilet paper enough, yo?

Yes that is indeed enough. Washing my pink starfish after a shit would be too much of a hassle.
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