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Aloner
06/09/19 8:48:49 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
If you are a hard drug user, regular tobacco smoker -or - into non monogamy or hookups - or on the borderline slutty side- you should probably skip it as well, because it doesnt align with me and I'll most likely be repulsed by it.

This part is great.

Anyway as a male I cannot justify reading long profiles when I have such little to nonexistent odds of getting with any specific woman. That's just not a reasonable use of time.
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ShutThe_F---_UP
06/09/19 8:49:45 AM
#52:


Aloner posted...
pinky0926 posted...
If you are a hard drug user, regular tobacco smoker -or - into non monogamy or hookups - or on the borderline slutty side- you should probably skip it as well, because it doesnt align with me and I'll most likely be repulsed by it.

This part is great.

Anyway as a male I cannot justify reading long profiles when I have such little to nonexistent odds of getting with any specific woman. That's just not a reasonable use of time.


Whose fault is that
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BilalPowell
06/09/19 8:53:00 AM
#53:


And this is why character limits exist
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NeonOctopus
06/09/19 8:53:15 AM
#54:


EffectAndCause posted...
She fuckin better be hot at this point, though I almost certainly expect short pink hair.

This >_>
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NeonOctopus
06/09/19 8:56:17 AM
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nvm, she's not bad looking but holy cow is she probably freaking insane. Forget this >_>
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LordRazziel
06/09/19 8:56:45 AM
#56:


I think that girl took a couple adderall before making that...
Only managed to read 1 post of it, and that was painful.
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Aloner
06/09/19 9:00:11 AM
#57:


ShutThe_F---_UP posted...
Aloner posted...
pinky0926 posted...
If you are a hard drug user, regular tobacco smoker -or - into non monogamy or hookups - or on the borderline slutty side- you should probably skip it as well, because it doesnt align with me and I'll most likely be repulsed by it.

This part is great.

Anyway as a male I cannot justify reading long profiles when I have such little to nonexistent odds of getting with any specific woman. That's just not a reasonable use of time.


Whose fault is that

Nature's I guess. Our time on this earth is limited, as is our patience.

Just look at her. You are probably not pulling that.
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Aristoph
06/09/19 9:00:16 AM
#58:


It's fucking Mr. Bones' Wild Ride in dating profile form. Holy fuck!
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Hexenherz
06/09/19 9:00:34 AM
#59:


I mean I only got through the first four or five posts maybe but I actually agree with her outlook on a lot of things :(
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Thatuser
06/09/19 9:01:11 AM
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I think she may be in a manic stage
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ShutThe_F---_UP
06/09/19 9:01:13 AM
#61:


Aloner posted...
ShutThe_F---_UP posted...
Aloner posted...
pinky0926 posted...
If you are a hard drug user, regular tobacco smoker -or - into non monogamy or hookups - or on the borderline slutty side- you should probably skip it as well, because it doesnt align with me and I'll most likely be repulsed by it.

This part is great.

Anyway as a male I cannot justify reading long profiles when I have such little to nonexistent odds of getting with any specific woman. That's just not a reasonable use of time.


Whose fault is that

Nature's I guess. Our time on this earth is limited, as is our patience.

Just look at her. You are probably not pulling that.


Yeah I'm probably not because there's several billion women on the planet
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Machete
06/09/19 10:19:24 AM
#62:


I would be tempted to try and out crazy her just to see what happens....
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hockeybub89
06/09/19 10:24:11 AM
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Key
06/09/19 10:37:13 AM
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Holy fuck I give up that shit is way too long
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tullock
06/09/19 10:39:19 AM
#65:


EffectAndCause posted...
Shes hot enough to be weird.

Girls on dating apps are allowed to be weird if theyre hot.


Crazy/hot scale
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Neoconkers
06/09/19 10:49:52 AM
#66:


pinky0926 posted...
ASK QUESTIONS if this was not enough.

: )

>not enough
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emblem boy
06/09/19 10:52:08 AM
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Oh dear. Who hurt her so deep in her life
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Hexenherz
06/09/19 10:52:24 AM
#68:


but seriously is this on Tinder or something
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SSMajinVegeta2
06/09/19 11:00:07 AM
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Tl;dr

Swipe right
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uwnim
06/09/19 11:04:02 AM
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So she wrote like a small book. o_O
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CE_gonna_CE
06/09/19 11:32:50 AM
#71:


If you cant handle me at my most verbose, you dont deserve me when Im not saying a damn thing.
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FFVII_REMAKE
06/09/19 11:50:11 AM
#72:


*didnt read bio*

*sees pics*

Id fuck her if that's she's asking.
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PatrickMahomes
06/09/19 11:54:23 AM
#73:


Don't stick your dicks in crazy
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Hicks233
06/09/19 11:59:50 AM
#74:


Cats, Jewish holidays, about to hit the wall, divorced.

No... just... no.
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ssj3vegeta_
06/09/19 12:06:47 PM
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Sad_Face
06/09/19 12:27:07 PM
#76:


I got bored in the 2nd post so I started scrolling down. Several seconds later I was internally screaming "WHEN DOES IT END?"
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masticatingman
06/09/19 12:34:33 PM
#77:


EffectAndCause posted...
Pics

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Erasmus or Jobim, that is the question...
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emblem boy
06/09/19 12:40:41 PM
#78:


masticatingman posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
Pics


Post 34 and 38
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Hambo the Hog
06/09/19 12:46:45 PM
#79:


BilalPowell posted...
And this is why character limits exist

Seriously, this. I wouldn't have guessed that any site would provide that much space on a profile.
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Funcoot
06/09/19 1:13:00 PM
#80:


Message her and ask for the story of why she got fired for staring too much.
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