Poll of the Day > I think my tiny dog just scared off a burgler

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Yellow
06/08/19 3:18:30 AM
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My whole family went on vacation, leaving me because I couldn't get off work.

So I was sitting in the basement, and I hear someone walk in upstairs. My dog barks at them, and I'm just wondering who it could be. So I quickly looked around for something heavy to use as a weapon, couldn't find anything, and just went upstairs anyway, thinking it was probably a relative.

I went upstairs and looked out the door. Some guy was driving off. My dog was freaking out, so I let her in the basement with me, and she is now safe under my bed.

My dog is 15 lb maybe. This is proof that faking confidence works. No, I didn't call the cops. I think I was mostly thinking "gtf away from my dog".

I actually cannot believe that little shit was right. This whole time I was mad at her for barking at random people every time they walk in the door.

How the hell did they know they would be on vacation? My car was parked in the driveway. If it wasn't for my dog I would have just confronted them.
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Questionmarktarius
06/08/19 3:31:57 AM
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Beagle?
Beagles are small dogs that sound huge.
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Yellow
06/08/19 3:32:35 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Beagle?
Beagles are small dogs that sound huge.

Terrier.
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dragon504
06/08/19 4:00:19 AM
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If all they did was here your dog and run off, it's possible they'll be back. Did they see or hear you? Also, did they make it into the house, if so, I'd definitely call the cops.
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Mad_Max
06/08/19 6:13:04 AM
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Yellow posted...
No, I didn't call the cops.

Should've. Even if you don't have cameras on your property, your neighbors might. A business in the area might. Give them a description of the car, time of the incident, as many details as you can recall. They might be able to find them.
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Mead
06/08/19 6:29:07 AM
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Maybe it was some Ed McMahon type character there to surprise deliver a giant check

Your dog just cost you millions
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Krazy_Kirby
06/08/19 10:41:44 AM
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it could be they left because they thought the dog would attract too much attention, not that they were afraid of a dog that weighs as much as a fat cat
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TyVulpine
06/08/19 11:14:43 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
it could be they left because they thought the dog would attract too much attention, not that they were afraid of a dog that weighs as much as a fat cat

This.
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ultra magnus13
06/08/19 12:27:56 PM
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This one simple trick can help stop people from walking into your house!

Lock your doors.
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Mead
06/08/19 12:30:43 PM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
This one simple trick can help stop people from walking into your house!

Lock your doors.


Maybe tc lives in a yurt
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OHJOY90
06/08/19 12:47:04 PM
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Mead posted...
ultra magnus13 posted...
This one simple trick can help stop people from walking into your house!

Lock your doors.


Maybe tc lives in a yurt


Pretty swanky yurt if it has a basement.
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