Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 485: It's Such Good Shit

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This topic is so well written, and it's gonna get a ton of heat
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yeah well you all smell like poop

ha ha take that (your city here)
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That opening post is such good shit
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It's what makes me, me
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It's why people connect with you.
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You should know why you it is important for you to get heat. You should not change scripts and read them verbatim.
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This is the best topic title ever
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Shane McMahon now has won custody of Dominick
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Jakyl25 posted...

Shane McMahon now has won custody of Dominick

What
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A couple months ago there was someone on Twitter who figured out the lineage for Custody of Dominick if it was continuously defended after the Rey vs Eddie match with Dominick on the line

Roman was the current legal guardian of Dominick
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They can't even book a monster heel anymore.
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Jakyl25 posted...

lineage for Custody of Dominick

y'know this SHOULD have been my assumption but I was entirely prepared to take it at face value with 2019 WWE
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I know this isn't the topic of the day but I was thinking about it so I'll go with it anyway - have we guessed at the G1 competitors for this year yet?

From 2018 we've for sure got spots opened up from Omega, Page, and Elgin.

Cobb's been confirmed, so give one of those to him. Mox is all but confirmed. I'm assuming Taichi is going to get that third open slot.

Is it too much to hope that Ospreay and Shingo get in ahead of Yoshi-Hashi and Tama Tonga?
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I'll take out Tama Tonga for you but leave my boy YOSHI-HASHI alone. He's on the road to Wrestle Kingdom and he's winning that title.
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tama tonga is also out
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scarletspeed7 posted...

I'll take out Tama Tonga for you but leave my boy YOSHI-HASHI alone. He's on the road to Wrestle Kingdom and he's winning that title.

Look I'd rather see Yano or SANADA or Fale take a hike but none of those are happening.

Steiner posted...

tama tonga is also out

That's been confirmed?
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Honestly I implicitly just trust the NJPW booking to the point where I haven't even thought of it.
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HHH in another 25+ minute match
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So Taker will in fact main event, breaking his tie with Cena for most WWE PPV main events to reclaim the lead
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Big fuckin yikes from me bro
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XIII_rocks posted...

Big fuckin yikes from me bro

Was the Taker vs Goldberg match really that bad?
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That

Was

Bad
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Big fuckin yikes from me bro

Was the Taker vs Goldberg match really that bad?

It was worse than even you could imagine
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But hey guys UNDERTAKER IS IN THE PRIME OF HIS CAREER
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Undertaker looked legitimately furious over how the match went. A botched jackhammer into a brainbuster, then a botch jackhammer reversal into I presume was to set up the tombstone before Taker settled for a chokeslam.
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Jakyl25 posted...

PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Big fuckin yikes from me bro

Was the Taker vs Goldberg match really that bad?

It was worse than even you could imagine

My mind literally cannot imagine it, actually. This statement is accurate.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

Big fuckin yikes from me bro

Was the Taker vs Goldberg match really that bad?

Yeah.
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Matt Riddle roasting Goldberg online about the match is more entertaining than the actual match.

matt riddle is the most entertaining man in wwe so that's no surprise
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I just saw Twitter clips.

Some of those were legitimately horrifying to watch. Jesus.
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Holy shit, I know 411's taken with a grain of salt here but Csonka gave the event a 1.5
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Out of 100?
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Out of 10, though 100 would be just as realistic
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That's probably going to be in line with most things.

I was at 3 out of 10 before the Battle Royal. By the end of the show, I can definitely see dropping to 1.5.
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well now I need to find a way to watch it
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Ratings from Csonka...

Usos/Revival: **3/4
Rollins/Corbin: **1/2
Balor/Andrade: **1/2
Shane/Reigns: 1/2*
Lars/Luchas: DUD
HHH/Orton: **
Braun/Lashley: **
Kofi/Ziggler: **1/2
Battle Royal: *
Goldberg/Taker: *

WWE Super Showdown 2019 was a horrible event, with a dead crowd, uninspired wrestling, and at the end of the day, was a horrendous $50 million house show. The booking of the top faces was really bad. Nothing felt important, nothing clicked, there felt like there was no real effort out there, and it went way too long.
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One star is 18 stars too much for Taker vs Goldberg
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Not even just the faces looked bad

They couldnt even put Lars over LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
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Wait Lars lost?
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He won by DQ when LHP stopped tagging and just all 3 came in to beat him up after a fairly even few minutes
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No weapons or anything, just a big monster was being unfairly ganged up on in a handicap match so he won
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Holy crap how is this company so bad?
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JaKyL since the Super Showdown is a Wrestlemania Equivalent does it have an effect on Wrestlemania records?
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Like I said in Discord, it was a Wrestlemania Equivalent show

They just never said which Wrestlemania
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https://twitter.com/aliwwe/status/1137156649855148032?s=21

Ali found a better way to handle things than just not going

He is the best
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https://twitter.com/larrycsonka411/status/1137198210131353602?s=21

Pursuit is apparently replaying LAST WEEK's IMPACT instead of the proper episode.

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You can change the name. Change the ownership. The branding, the wrestlers, the colors, the network, anything else you can think of.

But no matter what, TNA will always be TNA.
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NBIceman posted...

But no matter what, TNA will always be TNA.

https://imgur.com/a/YzYvaf3
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So, with Stomping Grounds Showdown being rematch hell, will it be better or worse? CAN it be worse than yesterday?

I mean...the name STOMPING GROUNDS already doesn't help, but I'm trying to be less cynical than usual.
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