Poll of the Day > Is it bad for your health not to do you-know-what for too long?

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Lobomoon
05/27/19 9:53:01 PM
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Well...
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wwinterj25
05/27/19 9:53:22 PM
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I would poop if you need it.
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Mead
05/27/19 9:53:27 PM
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Moderation in all things
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Lobomoon
05/27/19 9:54:55 PM
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I'm on my 3rd week.
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EclairReturns
05/27/19 9:57:08 PM
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You mean masturbate.
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darcandkharg31
05/27/19 9:59:04 PM
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If you don't after awhile your testosterone drops significantly and your balls fall off.
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Lobomoon
05/27/19 10:02:35 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
If you don't after awhile your testosterone drops significantly and your balls fall off.


Our sex ed priest used to say that if we have sex before marriage our penis would fall off and fly through the portal into dimension of dogs where they will bite if for all eternity.
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WastelandCowboy
05/27/19 10:02:36 PM
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Eating? Yes. Depriving your body of nutrients and fuel will lead to starvation as the body consumes fat for fuel. Once the fat reserves are gone, next is muscle. Next is organ failure.

Drinking water? Yes. Depriving your body of water will lead to dehydration and ultimately death.

Sleeping? Yes. Sleep deprivation can cause you to become less aware of your surroundings, impairs cognitive processes, and can lead to a multitude of health problems like high blood pressure, heart failure, and stroke.

Pooping. Yes. Not letting your colon purge waste can lead to impaired constipation and impaired bowel functions.

Peeing. Yes. Withholding your pee can cause the bacteria inside the urine to multiple and cause urinary tract infections.

Hypnoxing. No. Your body will continue to function normally whether or not you padswaddle the pawnee river.
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Lobomoon
05/27/19 10:07:25 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
You mean masturbate.


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Pus_N_Pecans
05/27/19 10:07:30 PM
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It's just gonna come out in your dreams anyway if you don't. So no.
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darcandkharg31
05/27/19 10:10:49 PM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
It's just gonna come out in your dreams anyway if you don't. So no.

I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.
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I_Always_Die
05/27/19 10:13:20 PM
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i think constantly JOing is worse for your health than not doing it at all.
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Lobomoon
05/27/19 10:14:16 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
It's just gonna come out in your dreams anyway if you don't. So no.

I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.


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LinkPizza
05/27/19 10:38:30 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
If you don't after awhile your testosterone drops significantly and your balls fall off.


Our sex ed priest used to say that if we have sex before marriage our penis would fall off and fly through the portal into dimension of dogs where they will bite if for all eternity.

Glutton makes you dick fly off, as well...

darcandkharg31 posted...
Pus_N_Pecans posted...
It's just gonna come out in your dreams anyway if you don't. So no.

I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.

Honestly, I dont think Ive ever had one, either...

I_Always_Die posted...
i think constantly JOing is worse for your health than not doing it at all.

Depends on what you mean by constantly... Like just everyday, or constantly all day. Because constantly all day is hard. Mainly because its not hard...
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Bugmeat
05/27/19 10:59:59 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.

Neither have I. I have sex dreams but they never end with a finish. I just keep going to the point of frustration. I'll be right on the edge but can't get myself over. Then I wake up frustrated.


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LinkPizza
05/27/19 11:01:33 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.

Neither have I. I have sex dreams but they never end with a finish. I just keep going to the point of frustration. I'll be right on the edge but can't get myself over. Then I wake up frustrated.


Just jerk it in the morning. Morning wood is there to help!
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Bugmeat
05/27/19 11:25:12 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Bugmeat posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
I have never had a wet dream in my life, I was like wtf when I learned people ejaculate from dirty dreams lulz.

Neither have I. I have sex dreams but they never end with a finish. I just keep going to the point of frustration. I'll be right on the edge but can't get myself over. Then I wake up frustrated.


Just jerk it in the morning. Morning wood is there to help!


I'm usually too sleepy to rub one out when I wake up from one of these dreams.
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