Poll of the Day > How do you handle you poop after a spicy meal?

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LinkPizza 05/22/19 5:39:41 PM #1:	Or like after eating something incredibly spicy? Ive always heard people just saying stuff like, Its gonna burn coming out tonight. Or something similar. Do you guys do anything to try to help yourself not feel those spicy poops? Or is there nothing you can do? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922239193] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Or like after eating something incredibly spicy? Ive always heard people just saying stuff like, Its gonna burn coming out tonight. Or something similar. Do you guys do anything to try to help yourself not feel those spicy poops? Or is there nothing you can do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 05/22/19 5:41:59 PM #2:	I never got the spicy poops from spicy food, tho I have gotten the spicy poops, just not from spicy food. ~~spicy~~ --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:922239287] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I never got the spicy poops from spicy food, tho I have gotten the spicy poops, just not from spicy food. spicy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 05/22/19 5:45:22 PM #3:	Spicy spicy. I'm not personally aware of anything one can do to avoid the spicy poops other than not eating the spicy foods. Which is unacceptable. :P I get it sometimes but it's not all that painful. I just poop and move on. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:922239425] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Spicy spicy. I'm not personally aware of anything one can do to avoid the spicy poops other than not eating the spicy foods. Which is unacceptable. :P I get it sometimes but it's not all that painful. I just poop and move on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/22/19 5:46:03 PM #4:	Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:922239454] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 05/22/19 5:50:01 PM #6:	darcandkharg31 posted... I never got the spicy poops from spicy food, tho I have gotten the spicy poops, just not from spicy food. ~~spicy~~ What gives you spicy poops? Moonjay posted... Spicy spicy. I'm not personally aware of anything one can do to avoid the spicy poops other than not eating the spicy foods. Which is unacceptable. :P I get it sometimes but it's not all that painful. I just poop and move on. It would be nice to be able to drink or eat something to avoid it... synth_real posted... Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now What kind of abuse? Sulugnaz posted... Grab my phone, a flash light, and an extra pair of pants. Go into the bathroom, turn out the lights, make sure the window is closed. Then you just sit back and enjoy the ride on Fuego the anal destroying Mexican Fire Drake. Sounds like a party... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922239606] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>I never got the spicy poops from spicy food, tho I have gotten the spicy poops, just not from spicy food. spicy</quote> What gives you spicy poops? <cite>Moonjay posted...</cite> <quote>Spicy spicy. I'm not personally aware of anything one can do to avoid the spicy poops other than not eating the spicy foods. Which is unacceptable. :P I get it sometimes but it's not all that painful. I just poop and move on.</quote> It would be nice to be able to drink or eat something to avoid it... <cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now</quote> What kind of abuse? <cite>Sulugnaz posted...</cite> <quote>Grab my phone, a flash light, and an extra pair of pants. Go into the bathroom, turn out the lights, make sure the window is closed. Then you just sit back and enjoy the ride on Fuego the anal destroying Mexican Fire Drake.</quote> Sounds like a party...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/22/19 5:51:25 PM #7:	I let it fall into the toilet --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:922239669] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I let it fall into the toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 05/22/19 5:54:42 PM #8:	LinkPizza posted... What gives you spicy poops? idk, but not spicy food specifically, I can't remember the last time I had a spicy poop but it's been awhile and i've eaten a lot of spicy things since then. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:922239810] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What gives you spicy poops?</quote> idk, but not spicy food specifically, I can't remember the last time I had a spicy poop but it's been awhile and i've eaten a lot of spicy things since then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/22/19 6:01:54 PM #9:	As a rule, I try not to touch my poop with my hands. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:922240092] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>As a rule, I try not to touch my poop with my hands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/22/19 6:43:20 PM #10:	LinkPizza posted... What kind of abuse? Bad Dragon --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:922241746] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What kind of abuse? </quote> Bad Dragon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/22/19 7:51:55 PM #11:	synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... What kind of abuse? Bad Dragon Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922244475] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What kind of abuse? </quote> Bad Dragon</quote> Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/19 7:53:39 PM #12:	I don't have to worry about such things. --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:922244551] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I don't have to worry about such things.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/22/19 8:29:09 PM #13:	Mead posted... I let it fall into the toilet lmfao --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:922245883] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>I let it fall into the toilet</quote> lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pus_N_Pecans 05/22/19 8:43:09 PM #14:	Ain't nothin' you can do about it, sometimes you just gotta face down the regret. --- My arts- http://gopherguy.deviantart.com/ <cite>Pus_N_Pecans posted [p:922246412] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Ain't nothin' you can do about it, sometimes you just gotta face down the regret.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/23/19 3:28:44 AM #15:	LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... What kind of abuse? Bad Dragon Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy... I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:922258007] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What kind of abuse? </quote> Bad Dragon</quote> Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy...</quote> I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/23/19 3:38:13 AM #16:	synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... What kind of abuse? Bad Dragon Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy... I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something. Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922258152] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What kind of abuse? </quote> Bad Dragon</quote> Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy...</quote> I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something.</quote> Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_The_Chris 05/23/19 8:56:06 AM #17:	I never had issues with spicy poop. A bigger issue is when I do a very messy messy greasy poop which takes ages to wipe off --- 2019 St. Louis Cardinals are 23-20 <cite>What_The_Chris posted [p:922263093] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I never had issues with spicy poop. A bigger issue is when I do a very messy messy greasy poop which takes ages to wipe off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 05/23/19 9:02:07 AM #18:	Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:922263245] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 05/23/19 11:10:58 AM #19:	Whenever I get defecation burn it has always stopped on its own (or I've always grown numb to it) shortly after the fact so I don't bother treating it. --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:922267481] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>Whenever I get defecation burn it has always stopped on its own (or I've always grown numb to it) shortly after the fact so I don't bother treating it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrCidd 05/23/19 11:41:04 AM #20:	synth_real posted... Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal. --- I used to think my brain was my favorite part of my body...Then I realized what was making me think that! <cite>DrCidd posted [p:922268648] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now</quote> Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/23/19 11:45:57 AM #21:	DrCidd posted... synth_real posted... Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal. I believe they are. Or, at least like toys... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922268837] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrCidd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now</quote> Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal.</quote> I believe they are. Or, at least like toys...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 05/23/19 12:35:52 PM #23:	SkynyrdRocker posted... Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet lmao --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:922270770] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/23/19 12:41:03 PM #24:	SkynyrdRocker posted... Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet Everyone does that. Im just asking about dealing with the spicy portion... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922270976] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>Well, like everyone, I catch it in a tissue and set it in the toilet. Don't want it to just fall into the toilet</quote> Everyone does that. Im just asking about dealing with the spicy portion...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 05/23/19 1:23:32 PM #25:	I just poop and hope for the best. The worse part at times is just the aftermath where my arsehole hurts for a while. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:922272789] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I just poop and hope for the best. The worse part at times is just the aftermath where my arsehole hurts for a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 05/23/19 1:29:33 PM #26:	It hurts the whole way through so I don't eat spicy things much anymore. --- I'm right, as expected. <cite>zebatov posted [p:922273064] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>It hurts the whole way through so I don't eat spicy things much anymore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/23/19 2:13:25 PM #27:	LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... What kind of abuse? Bad Dragon Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy... I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something. Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though... You can always just look at the pictures and decide based on what looks cool DrCidd posted... synth_real posted... Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal. Is there any context where it doesn't sound like that? Because I totally am --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:922274900] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote>What kind of abuse? </quote> Bad Dragon</quote> Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy...</quote> I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something.</quote> Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though...</quote> You can always just look at the pictures and decide based on what looks cool <cite>DrCidd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>Wet wipes help, but if it's hot enough, you just gotta endure the burn. I eat spicy food all the time and it usually doesn't bother me, but my butthole is used to all kinds of abuse by now</quote> Taken out of context, that last line makes it sound like you're hardcore into anal.</quote> Is there any context where it doesn't sound like that? Because I totally am</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kangolcone 05/23/19 2:16:50 PM #28:	I generally try not to HANDle any poo. Spicy or mild. --- Annoy a Conservative, punch a Nazi. <cite>kangolcone posted [p:922275018] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>I generally try not to HANDle any poo. Spicy or mild.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/23/19 5:14:10 PM #29:	zebatov posted... It hurts the whole way through so I don't eat spicy things much anymore. Not big on spicy myself. For me, I just cant handle it, though. So, probably a slightly different reason. synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... LinkPizza posted... synth_real posted... Bad Dragon Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy... I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something. Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though... You can always just look at the pictures and decide based on what looks cool Yeah. I would have to look. Probably start with something I got put myself into. And maybe later in life, find something to put inside me... kangolcone posted... I generally try not to HANDle any poo. Spicy or mild. Thats what the tissue is for... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922282592] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote><cite>zebatov posted...</cite> <quote>It hurts the whole way through so I don't eat spicy things much anymore.</quote> Not big on spicy myself. For me, I just cant handle it, though. So, probably a slightly different reason. <cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>Bad Dragon</quote> Ive heard of them. I have been thinking about browsing there. But I would need more money to buy...</quote> I'd recommend staking out the clearance section and looking for flops, you get a little discount, there's generally nothing functionally wrong with them and they ship right away. Just make sure to look up the model(s) on their main page and read their size charts before you order something.</quote> Yeah. I dont even know what I would want, though...</quote> You can always just look at the pictures and decide based on what looks cool</quote> Yeah. I would have to look. Probably start with something I got put myself into. And maybe later in life, find something to put inside me... <cite>kangolcone posted...</cite> <quote>I generally try not to HANDle any poo. Spicy or mild.</quote> Thats what the tissue is for...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 05/23/19 6:10:47 PM #30:	never affected me --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:922285113] in How do you... [t:77733455]...</cite> <quote>never affected me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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