Poll of the Day > A Vermont Town has elected a GOAT for MAYOR and she POOPED at her Inauguration!

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mrduckbear
03/14/19 9:22:56 PM
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Would you vote for a Goat over Trump? - Results (7 votes)
Yes
57.14% (4 votes)
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No
42.86% (3 votes)
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The honourary mayor of Fair Haven, Vermontis a 3 year old Nubian female GOAT named Lincoln who was officially sworn into office this week after beating out several other FARM ANIMALS that the people of the small town had voted for...and Lincoln even POOPED on the ground at her inauguration where her followers had to pick up his poop!!

He was dressed in a sash reading "Mayor" at the ceremony where Town Clerk, Suzanne Dechame and select board members were there to deliver the oath of office.

Lincoln had to sign paperwork for the title so Dechame provided an ink pad where she used her right hoof to stomp a "signature"

On her way out though she defecated on the ground leaving clean up for the police chief and other attendees.

The town of 2500 people who are on the border with New York does not have an actual mayor but on the March 5th poll, Lincoln was victorious over 15 other candidates including Crystal the gerbil and many dogs and cats.

Joseph Gunter, the town's manager basically holds similar functions as a mayor and said he read a newspaper where a village in Michigan had elected a Cat as a "top official" and he got the ideal for a similar election there.

Sullivan Clark, the 4 y/o grandson of Chris Stanton nominated the goat who is owned by a School Math Teacher

The 13 votes were enough to squeak past Sammie the dog as the goat will represent the town at its major festivals during a one year mandate of a memorial day parade and the Apple fest

A gofundme was shared aimed at raising money for the playground using the new mayor as the face of the fundraising efforts

Would you vote for a Goat over Trump?.

Lincoln the female Goat -

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hypnox
03/14/19 9:24:02 PM
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seriously man, do you have to CAPS word in your topics? How is that not being modded.
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minervo
03/14/19 9:25:12 PM
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Thats cool
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LinkPizza
03/14/19 11:38:48 PM
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hypnox posted...
seriously man, do you have to CAPS word in your topics? How is that not being modded.

Probably because its not a lot. He did three words in the title and only four in the OP...
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wwinterj25
03/15/19 12:46:31 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
Lincoln even POOPED on the ground at her inauguration where her followers had to pick up his poop!


So you're saying a Goat thinks politics are shit too? Heh.
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VeeVees
03/15/19 1:02:35 AM
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Over Trump? I'd vote for a goat over anyone.
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Blaqthourne
03/15/19 6:14:28 AM
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The goat must be a sequential hermaphrodite.
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captpackrat
03/15/19 6:35:16 PM
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William "Billy" Windsor I is a cashmere goat who served as a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh of the British Army. He served as a lance corporal from 2001 to 2009, except for a three-month period in 2006 when he was demoted to fusilier, after inappropriate behavior during the Queen's Official Birthday celebrations.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Windsor_(goat)

(This site seems to have a problem with links that contain parenthesis. You'll have to cut & paste the link, or add the closing parenthesis.)
The_tall_midget
03/15/19 11:02:40 PM
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Probably the most exciting thing that happened in Vermont in years.
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MirMiros
03/16/19 7:14:55 PM
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Hell, I'd vote for a pile of goat droppings before I ever voted for trump.
JOExHIGASHI
03/16/19 7:15:27 PM
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MirMiros posted...
Hell, I'd vote for a pile of goat droppings before I ever voted for trump.

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Greenfox111
03/16/19 9:22:37 PM
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Im so glad you included that picture of goat poop
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