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Philoktetes
03/14/19 12:21:46 PM
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What food do you sneak into the movie theater, CE?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich
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Swagnificent119
03/14/19 12:22:22 PM
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Good or Bad?

The best.

I sneak in taco bell
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PikachuMaxwell
03/14/19 12:22:41 PM
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Good. Screw those greedy cinemas!

Wendy's Chick Nuggets for me!
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:23:04 PM
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I usually smuggle in a box of Mike n Ike's
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t_paynes_ghost
03/14/19 12:23:44 PM
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The cost is so egregious you'd be silly not to.
WrestlinFan
03/14/19 12:27:13 PM
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I usually run by Walmart and get a couple of boxes of theater candy for a few bucks. If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:28:39 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

there are these things called "pockets"
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FabIemaster
03/14/19 12:29:46 PM
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Cream corn. The kind they serve at the theaters is too crunchy.
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BusyGettingLaid
03/14/19 12:30:03 PM
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HylianFox posted...
WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

there are these things called "pockets"

some theaters frisk you though
DarkChozoGhost
03/14/19 12:30:12 PM
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Sneaking them in is a good idea, but most of the suggestions itt are awful
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:30:40 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
HylianFox posted...
WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

there are these things called "pockets"

some theaters frisk you though

if only, I need human connection
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
03/14/19 12:32:07 PM
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You guys sneak it in or just try to walk through?

I usually like to sneak it in my pockets or something or put it on my gfs bag.

This lady tried to walk into the theater with some chinese takeout in a plastic bag in her hand and the usher told her she couldnt bring it in. Lady was trying to give him a hard time, but he stood his ground
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Swagnificent119
03/14/19 12:32:12 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
I usually run by Walmart and get a couple of boxes of theater candy for a few bucks. If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.


That's why I like taco bell. Soft tacos fit in my jacket pockets pretty well.

In the summer it's a bit harder, but typically I have my friends wife stash some food in her purse.

I've contemplated just taking my own purse in, because I feel like in this day and age they wouldn't dare cause a scene by asking me about it.
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modena
03/14/19 12:33:01 PM
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My Mom once braught in spaghetti in her purse...best I've done was a bottle of crown that me and a girl drank within first hour of the last Indiana Jones.Subway one time too.
eggcorn
03/14/19 12:33:01 PM
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FabIemaster posted...
Cream corn. The kind they serve at the theaters is too crunchy.

haha
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:33:45 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
I've contemplated just taking my own purse in, because I feel like in this day and age they wouldn't dare cause a scene by asking me about it.

it's a European shoulder bag
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WrestlinFan
03/14/19 12:34:30 PM
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HylianFox posted...
WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

there are these things called "pockets"

So either Im misjudging how big a bag of food is (Im talking like a 4 for 4 at Wendys or some shit) or Im suppose to be a 300 pounder wearing cargo pants. Or do you take each item in the meal and put them in separate pockets or what.
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Cheater87
03/14/19 12:35:04 PM
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Candy from the dollar store.
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KILBOTz
03/14/19 12:35:28 PM
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In college a friend and I snuck in a rotisserie chicken, a bag of French rolls, cheese, mustard, a family sized bag of chips, and a 6 pack of soda.

Still surprised we got away with that.
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:35:39 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
So either Im misjudging how big a bag of food is (Im talking like a 4 for 4 at Wendys or some shit) or Im suppose to be a 300 pounder wearing cargo pants. Or do you take each item in the meal and put them in separate pockets or what.

or you could try sneaking in something other than an entire tray of fast food
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Swagnificent119
03/14/19 12:37:23 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...

So either Im misjudging how big a bag of food is (Im talking like a 4 for 4 at Wendys or some s***) or Im suppose to be a 300 pounder wearing cargo pants. Or do you take each item in the meal and put them in separate pockets or what.


Well, I have used cargo pants before.

But typically I'm not taking a whole god damn meal in. Like I said, Taco bell works good because soft tacos are small and soft and fit in a pocket well you just gotta be careful that they are wrapped tight.

But like, you could probably sneak a small burger in your pocket, or even a 4 piece nugget from wendys
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
03/14/19 12:37:49 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
In college a friend and I snuck in a rotisserie chicken, a bag of French rolls, cheese, mustard, a family sized bag of chips, and a 6 pack of soda.

Still surprised we got away with that.


Lol thats just greedy haha
Biggest thing i have ever done was slices of pizza
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Pitlord_Special
03/14/19 12:38:15 PM
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I usually sneak in a four course feast from Red Lobster takeout or a large Pizza Hut pizza
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EscapeFromHell
03/14/19 12:38:52 PM
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I haven't tried to "sneak" food into a theatre in MANY years. (I live in Boston and usually go to the theatre downtown or in a neighboring city, like Braintree.)

I was at one of those "free ticket" events that they do for movies where they're trying to build hype for a movie, through word of mouth, and a dude came in with a fucking cooler! He sat a couple of rows behind me and my brother and, I shit you not, pulled out salami sandwiches and a gallon of milk - I could smell that shit for the entire movie.

Anyway, after that, I always just walked right in with my food and nobody has ever said anything to me.
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Jiek_Fafn
03/14/19 12:39:03 PM
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I old school it and bring deviled eggs.
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HylianFox
03/14/19 12:39:04 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
In college a friend and I snuck in a rotisserie chicken, a bag of French rolls, cheese, mustard, a family sized bag of chips, and a 6 pack of soda.

Still surprised we got away with that.

did you remember to bring the silverware and TV trays?
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WrestlinFan
03/14/19 12:39:14 PM
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HylianFox posted...
WrestlinFan posted...
So either Im misjudging how big a bag of food is (Im talking like a 4 for 4 at Wendys or some shit) or Im suppose to be a 300 pounder wearing cargo pants. Or do you take each item in the meal and put them in separate pockets or what.

or you could try sneaking in something other than an entire tray of fast food


Swagnificent119 posted...
WrestlinFan posted...

So either Im misjudging how big a bag of food is (Im talking like a 4 for 4 at Wendys or some s***) or Im suppose to be a 300 pounder wearing cargo pants. Or do you take each item in the meal and put them in separate pockets or what.


Well, I have used cargo pants before.

But typically I'm not taking a whole god damn meal in. Like I said, Taco bell works good because soft tacos are small and soft and fit in a pocket well you just gotta be careful that they are wrapped tight.

But like, you could probably sneak a small burger in your pocket, or even a 4 piece nugget from wendys

Right. Now I feel like sneaking in a combo just to see if I could get away with it.
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Conflict
03/14/19 12:39:51 PM
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Just eat before the movie and sneak candy in.
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SuperExcitebike
03/14/19 12:40:38 PM
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I might take a protein bar or something. I don't like food or drink at the movies
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lightwarrior78
03/14/19 12:41:46 PM
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I don't, but then I rarely eat at the movies unless it's some forced combo deal with the ticket. God forbid I go 2 hours without eating.
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Paragon21XX
03/14/19 12:42:59 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
I've contemplated just taking my own purse in, because I feel like in this day and age they wouldn't dare cause a scene by asking me about it.

it's a European Carryall

FTFY
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Hmm...
modena
03/14/19 12:43:03 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
In college a friend and I snuck in a rotisserie chicken, a bag of French rolls, cheese, mustard, a family sized bag of chips, and a 6 pack of soda.

Still surprised we got away with that.

Hah!
HylianFox
03/14/19 12:43:25 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
HylianFox posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
I've contemplated just taking my own purse in, because I feel like in this day and age they wouldn't dare cause a scene by asking me about it.

it's a European Carryall

FTFY

I was quoting that commercial
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WrestlinFan
03/14/19 12:44:54 PM
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I like mixing together Peanut Butter M&Ms and Bunch-a-Crunch its godly.
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Paragon21XX
03/14/19 12:44:55 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
HylianFox posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
I've contemplated just taking my own purse in, because I feel like in this day and age they wouldn't dare cause a scene by asking me about it.

it's a European Carryall

FTFY

I was quoting that commercial

Seinfeld > lame Progressive commercial
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Hmm...
PowerMang
03/14/19 12:48:45 PM
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I just mooch off what ever my friends or sister bought or smuggled in with their purse.

Taco Bell, Chick-fil-A and so on. I'm an asshole :D
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YookaLaylee
03/14/19 12:50:48 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
You guys sneak it in or just try to walk through?

I usually like to sneak it in my pockets or something or put it on my gfs bag.

This lady tried to walk into the theater with some chinese takeout in a plastic bag in her hand and the usher told her she couldnt bring it in. Lady was trying to give him a hard time, but he stood his ground

Since I still look 15, I just buy stuff, put it into my book bag and walk into the theater. Theyve never tried to stop me or look in my bag. Sometimes I bring a burrito lol
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Drpooplol
03/14/19 12:53:28 PM
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I sneak in my Cafe Lattes
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Muffinz0rz
03/14/19 1:00:03 PM
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WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

The hood of a hoodie is great Blitzle
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Smashingpmkns
03/14/19 1:08:14 PM
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I just buy a large popcorn and a large drink because I'm a law abiding citizen.
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YookaLaylee
03/14/19 1:09:38 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I just buy a large popcorn and a large drink because I'm a law abiding citizen.

Its actually not against the law to bring in your own food. The theaters just like to pretend that it is to discourage people from doing it
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fate311
03/14/19 1:48:52 PM
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I just bring candy from the store in my coat/pants pockets. You get more for the same price so yeah >_>
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xsouljah
03/14/19 1:51:31 PM
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I've always had my significant other smuggle in the non-theater contraband
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KILBOTz
03/14/19 1:51:54 PM
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HylianFox posted...
KILBOTz posted...
In college a friend and I snuck in a rotisserie chicken, a bag of French rolls, cheese, mustard, a family sized bag of chips, and a 6 pack of soda.

Still surprised we got away with that.

did you remember to bring the silverware and TV trays?


We brought plastic utensils and we're joking about stealing trays from the cafeteria but didn't follow through.
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joe40001
03/14/19 1:57:29 PM
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Anybody thinking they are clever doing this is like the dumbest person ever.
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YookaLaylee
03/14/19 2:58:42 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Anybody thinking they are clever doing this is like the dumbest person ever.

How can multiple people be the dumbest person ever?
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Swagnificent119
03/14/19 3:00:35 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Anybody thinking they are clever doing this is like the dumbest person ever.


Who the fuck thinks they're clever for doing this?

You guys make up the weirdest shit in your head.
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RiderofHogs
03/14/19 3:04:32 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
HylianFox posted...
WrestlinFan posted...
If youre a guy, where the hell are you stashing actual food or Id do that.

there are these things called "pockets"

some theaters frisk you though

What theaters are you going to where they are allowed to molest you?
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Vultis_Zales
03/14/19 3:08:24 PM
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The most i have gotten away with was when i wen to the movie with one or both of my aunts. one of them is a penny pincher and has a huge purse specifically for the movies so we hit up the dollar store and we good for atleast 2 movies if we wanted.
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loafy013
03/14/19 3:11:03 PM
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For those who bring in their own, I hope you guys aren't assholes and throw out your own trash.
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