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minervo
03/14/19 1:23:10 AM
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Ever had sex? - Results (16 votes)
Yes
62.5% (10 votes)
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No
37.5% (6 votes)
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Pretty sure i'm a virgin
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wwinterj25
03/14/19 1:27:39 AM
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weeb98
03/14/19 1:28:08 AM
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minervo posted...
Pretty sure i'm a virgin

you should confirm with your uncle
CacciatoPart3
03/14/19 1:32:33 AM
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Gonna go back to purgatory soon?
minervo
03/14/19 1:34:43 AM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
Gonna go back to purgatory soon?

you voted no didnt you
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MrMelodramatic
03/14/19 2:05:36 AM
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Yes. With Multiple Ladies
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Locke90
03/14/19 2:52:56 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Yes. With Multiple Ladies

All named mrs palmer ill bet.
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CacciatoPart3
03/14/19 2:58:57 AM
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minervo posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Gonna go back to purgatory soon?

you voted no didnt you

I voted yes, but I guess thats gonna be the same answer to my question
LeetCheet
03/14/19 5:16:13 AM
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No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /
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PK_Spam
03/14/19 7:03:11 AM
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Does losing your virginity in hentai fanfictions count?
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Kyuubi4269
03/14/19 7:09:46 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

Just get her STDs already.
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LeetCheet
03/14/19 8:07:55 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

Just get her STDs already.


I'd rather still be a virgin than risking getting cancer though.
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Pikazard1
03/14/19 8:13:37 AM
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once, with my ex-gf (when we were together). was on the verge of completion, then she got distracted by a sliding door on her bed, and that killed any momentum. and that was in 2001
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Dikitain
03/14/19 10:25:27 AM
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Yes, many times. It is not all that amazing honestly. I have had better orgasms from other stuff.
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iliveforlife
03/14/19 10:29:37 AM
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Never even kissed a girl or went on a date at 28 oushing 29.
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 11:22:40 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?
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Lokarin
03/14/19 11:24:53 AM
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Once like 20 years ago
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GanglyKhan
03/14/19 11:39:06 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

lmao just imagine
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 11:43:20 AM
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I've had all the sex
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InfestedAdam
03/14/19 11:54:40 AM
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ifnsman
03/14/19 12:21:51 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Does losing your virginity in hentai fanfictions count?

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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 3:19:04 PM
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No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.
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CarefreeDude
03/14/19 3:20:13 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 3:27:45 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

I'd really rather not take that route.
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 3:30:56 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

I'd really rather not take that route.

Get a fat girl
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 3:36:32 PM
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Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Get a fat girl

I tried, was turned down. In real life, in OkCupid, and tinder... lol
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PK_Spam
03/14/19 3:51:09 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

Hm... should I say it?
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CarefreeDude
03/14/19 4:03:01 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

Hm... should I say it?


If legality is an issue, just go somewhere that it is legal. If money is an issue, save some up and do it.
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 4:12:50 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Get a fat girl

I tried, was turned down. In real life, in OkCupid, and tinder... lol

Dude you're better looking than me and even I've gotten tinder hookups and dates
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PK_Spam
03/14/19 4:27:29 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
PK_Spam posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

Hm... should I say it?


If legality is an issue, just go somewhere that it is legal. If money is an issue, save some up and do it.

Thats not what Im talking about.
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 5:06:06 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
PK_Spam posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
No. I don't think it's in the cards for me. Just wish I could stop caring about it already.


Just get a prostitute already.

Hm... should I say it?


If legality is an issue, just go somewhere that it is legal. If money is an issue, save some up and do it.

Thats not what Im talking about.

The big gay?
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LeetCheet
03/14/19 5:15:55 PM
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Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?


She has HPV in her lady thingy.
She has also stated at one time that even if she didn't have HPV, she wouldn't want to do it anyway.

So it looks like I'm figuratively screwed.
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Oops_All_Berrys
03/14/19 5:22:45 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?


She has HPV in her lady thingy.
She has also stated at one time that even if she didn't have HPV, she wouldn't want to do it anyway.

So it looks like I'm figuratively screwed.

So use a condom?
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LeetCheet
03/14/19 5:29:18 PM
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Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?


She has HPV in her lady thingy.
She has also stated at one time that even if she didn't have HPV, she wouldn't want to do it anyway.

So it looks like I'm figuratively screwed.

So use a condom?


As I said before, she doesn't seem to wanna do it anyway.
Also I'm kinda overly anxious about viruses and shit.
And you don't get any symptoms from dick cancer either so it's really hard to know if you have it or not.
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HornedLion
03/14/19 5:39:07 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Yes. With Multiple Ladies


Lady ladies? Or ladies like they have in Thailand.

Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?


She has HPV in her lady thingy.
She has also stated at one time that even if she didn't have HPV, she wouldn't want to do it anyway.

So it looks like I'm figuratively screwed.

So use a condom?


With HPV it doesnt matter. Its notoriously easy to pass on to another. Although, most people who have it live regular lives with no symptoms. Unless hes mistaking HPV for HSV(Herpes Simplex Virus). Now THAT shit has symptoms. And from what I hear sucks balls. AND its forever.

Besides, Condom or not it doesnt matter...

Weve all had rules put in place before sex, only to have them be broken in the heat of the moment.
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minervo
03/14/19 5:40:22 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
LeetCheet posted...
No even though I've had a girlfriend for almost four years now : /

So what's the story here?


She has HPV in her lady thingy.
She has also stated at one time that even if she didn't have HPV, she wouldn't want to do it anyway.

So it looks like I'm figuratively screwed.

So use a condom?


As I said before, she doesn't seem to wanna do it anyway.
Also I'm kinda overly anxious about viruses and shit.
And you don't get any symptoms from dick cancer either so it's really hard to know if you have it or not.

Mistress?
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Smiffwilm
03/14/19 5:47:36 PM
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 6:39:18 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
If legality is an issue, just go somewhere that it is legal. If money is an issue, save some up and do it.

That's not it. Not entirely anyway, I don't have any spare money and it is illegal, but I just don't like the thoughts of paying to use someone's body that way.

Also, I don't know what pk_spam was gonna say, probably nothing nice. I assume just accusing me of being a gimmick or something. I stopped caring what he thinks of me long ago though.

Oops_All_Berrys posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Get a fat girl

I tried, was turned down. In real life, in OkCupid, and tinder... lol

Dude you're better looking than me and even I've gotten tinder hookups and dates

Thanks, I think. Idk what my problem is. Working to get my life in order, then once that's done, I'll likely make one final push to get into the dating game, and if that fails, I'm probably done.

I'm trying my best to stop posting negative things and having pity parties though. Idk, maybe I'll be more tolerable here at least.
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PK_Spam
03/14/19 6:43:54 PM
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Okay, Im just gonna say it.

@KogaSteelfang didnt you slut shame a woman HARD when she told you she wanted to take your virginity? She wasnt even a prostitute, just a woman who thought you were cute, and you freaked out on her.

Its clear the issue here is that you dont actually respect women, and you transfer that to yourself and your hatred of your own inadequacies.
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 6:45:08 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Okay, Im just gonna say it.

@KogaSteelfang didnt you slut shame a woman HARD when she told you she wanted to take your virginity? She wasnt even a prostitute, just a woman who thought you were cute, and you freaked out on her.

Its clear the issue here is that you dont actually respect women, and you transfer that to yourself and your hatred of your own inadequacies.

I literally have no idea what you're talking about right now.
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LinkPizza
03/14/19 6:54:19 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Okay, Im just gonna say it.

@KogaSteelfang didnt you slut shame a woman HARD when she told you she wanted to take your virginity? She wasnt even a prostitute, just a woman who thought you were cute, and you freaked out on her.

Its clear the issue here is that you dont actually respect women, and you transfer that to yourself and your hatred of your own inadequacies.

I literally have no idea what you're talking about right now.

I think I know what he talking about. But I think hes getting the facts mixed up and wrong.
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 6:58:46 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I think I know what he talking about. But I think hes getting the facts mixed up and wrong.

Im still lost, clue me in.
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LinkPizza
03/14/19 7:51:45 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think I know what he talking about. But I think hes getting the facts mixed up and wrong.

Im still lost, clue me in.

Correct me if Im wrong (because its been a while, plus it could have been another user), but wasnt there a girl who once was going to either date you or have sex with you, then got really mad at you for like no reason? Or maybe it was she assumed you two were dating? Its been a while, but I think that might be what hes talking about. If that jogs any memory of that incident...

Though, maybe @PK_Spam can tell us what he remembers and see if we can clear this up...
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PK_Spam
03/14/19 8:03:27 PM
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I already said exactly what I remember.

And this happened AFTER I already made it clear I didnt care for Kogas whole woe is me gimmick. He was a terrible person before, and hes still the same nkw.
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LinkPizza
03/14/19 8:07:25 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
I already said exactly what I remember.

And this happened AFTER I already made it clear I didnt care for Kogas whole woe is me gimmick. He was a terrible person before, and hes still the same nkw.

Except I dont remember that story at all. Not what you said, at least... When was this?

Also, I was wondering if you remembered anything else that might help us to remember the story...
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KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 8:11:25 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think I know what he talking about. But I think hes getting the facts mixed up and wrong.

Im still lost, clue me in.

Correct me if Im wrong (because its been a while, plus it could have been another user), but wasnt there a girl who once was going to either date you or have sex with you, then got really mad at you for like no reason? Or maybe it was she assumed you two were dating? Its been a while, but I think that might be what hes talking about. If that jogs any memory of that incident...

Though, maybe @PK_Spam can tell us what he remembers and see if we can clear this up...

There was a woman from okcupid, she tracked me down by asking others around town. Started showing up randomly at work, and then told me that I wasn't good enough to be with her. I never slut shamed her, we weren't dating, and she definitely never said she'd take my virginity. Yeah, it was a mess for sure, but nothing too huge. I did say she was unattractive, but that was all. She did eventually change her mind and decided we were going to get married, but I told her then I'd rather stay friends and things died out.

Whatever he's talking about never happened. Or if it did, it was someone else and he got mixed up.
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LinkPizza
03/14/19 8:46:26 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
LinkPizza posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think I know what he talking about. But I think hes getting the facts mixed up and wrong.

Im still lost, clue me in.

Correct me if Im wrong (because its been a while, plus it could have been another user), but wasnt there a girl who once was going to either date you or have sex with you, then got really mad at you for like no reason? Or maybe it was she assumed you two were dating? Its been a while, but I think that might be what hes talking about. If that jogs any memory of that incident...

Though, maybe @PK_Spam can tell us what he remembers and see if we can clear this up...

There was a woman from okcupid, she tracked me down by asking others around town. Started showing up randomly at work, and then told me that I wasn't good enough to be with her. I never slut shamed her, we weren't dating, and she definitely never said she'd take my virginity. Yeah, it was a mess for sure, but nothing too huge. I did say she was unattractive, but that was all. She did eventually change her mind and decided we were going to get married, but I told her then I'd rather stay friends and things died out.

Whatever he's talking about never happened. Or if it did, it was someone else and he got mixed up.

I thought it was something like that. I remember her getting mad but then wanted to be with you again. I think hes getting this story mixed with somebody elses story. Or just getting the facts wrong.
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BeerOnTap
03/14/19 9:08:38 PM
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This topic is chock full of r/sadcringe material.
KogaSteelfang
03/14/19 9:16:04 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I thought it was something like that. I remember her getting mad but then wanted to be with you again. I think hes getting this story mixed with somebody elses story. Or just getting the facts wrong.

He definitely is, that or just lying.
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minervo
03/14/19 9:16:54 PM
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BeerOnTap posted...
This topic is chock full of r/sadcringe material.

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