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LightningAce11
03/13/19 5:47:45 PM
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Crap, last one got archived. Anyway, Phil will be without any work because he's going on a paid holiday. Remember to tip and pledge SNORT!

@jpenny2
@Vyrulisse
@Nazanir
@GiftedACIII
@Goats

Who else?
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jpenny2
03/13/19 5:56:06 PM
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@Alpha218
@Bad_Mojo

I'm not good at remembering names. Bugged memory mechanics.

I was going to post in the previous topic about how Phil could get the detractors off his back by continuing to be dull and repetitive. Apparently it worked on us.
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Alpha218
03/13/19 5:56:47 PM
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:(
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jpenny2
03/13/19 6:04:16 PM
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And speaking of being dull and repetitive, he's doing another retrospective stream today.
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Spooking
03/14/19 1:26:14 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
And speaking of being dull and repetitive, he's doing another retrospective stream today.

I went to his YouTube channel and he uploaded SIX HOURS worth of retrospect. What the hell? Does anybody know how many people were in attendance during his steam?
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LightningAce11
03/14/19 1:26:57 AM
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I'd love it if he accidentally stumbled on a detractor video and watched it.
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jpenny2
03/14/19 1:34:04 AM
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Spooking posted...
jpenny2 posted...
And speaking of being dull and repetitive, he's doing another retrospective stream today.

I went to his YouTube channel and he uploaded SIX HOURS worth of retrospect. What the hell? Does anybody know how many people were in attendance during his steam?

I watched maybe five minutes of Tevin's restream before I got bored, and it looked like there were around 500 viewers.

Edit: Just to clarify, Phil had 500 viewers, not Tevin.
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LightningAce11
03/14/19 2:52:49 AM
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Apparently the space needle and gin are detractor memes.
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Nazanir
03/14/19 5:30:54 AM
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Phil in a nutshell:

"I could lose my house."

"Had a great day off."
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Alpha218
03/14/19 8:54:19 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
I'd love it if he accidentally stumbled on a detractor video and watched it.

Id love it if someone put out a stealth detractor video and he was tricked into watching it

Hes so full of it that he would miss the subtle digs at himself
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GiftedACIII
03/14/19 9:28:44 AM
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*tip and pledge snort
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jpenny2
03/14/19 9:34:13 AM
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He should set a tip goal to watch a detractor video. Even if he set it fairly high, like several hundred or even a thousand dollars, I'm pretty sure it would be met. But this is a territory where his ego trumps his greed, so he'd never do it.
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Caution999
03/14/19 9:34:21 AM
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I don't know if DSP can ever top the time he told the story of buying a new car. Like nothing can top the amount of hilarity I got that day.
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Alpha218
03/14/19 9:37:34 AM
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He would meet the goal and then wouldnt do it
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jpenny2
03/14/19 9:57:19 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
He would meet the goal and then wouldnt do it

That's a distinct possibility. Then he would tell us the whole thing was taken out of context, and anyone saying he lied would be banned.
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Nazanir
03/14/19 10:40:43 AM
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He actually said on stream (tuesday I think?) that he hopes that his viewers/fans (paypigs) are saving up, so they can be generous for his taxes.

Which is ironic as fuck, because we all know Phil never saved even a penny.
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jpenny2
03/14/19 12:16:13 PM
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Nazanir posted...
He actually said on stream (tuesday I think?) that he hopes that his viewers/fans (paypigs) are saving up, so they can be generous for his taxes.

Which is ironic as fuck, because we all know Phil never saved even a penny.

But the people who donate to Phil obviously don't have to deal with mature problems like debt and taxes, so they should have plenty of extra money lying around. We should all just be grateful we don't have to work our asses off to make $100,000 a year playing video games. Phil deserves our money.
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ACHEEKSMALLOY
03/14/19 12:18:03 PM
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Caution999 posted...
I don't know if DSP can ever top the time he told the story of buying a new car. Like nothing can top the amount of hilarity I got that day.

the "depression" stream is up there
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LightningAce11
03/14/19 5:21:22 PM
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He doesn't want to sell the condo because he's barely making ends meet.
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Vyrulisse
03/14/19 5:21:53 PM
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Nazanir
03/14/19 5:28:54 PM
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Caution999 posted...
I don't know if DSP can ever top the time he told the story of buying a new car. Like nothing can top the amount of hilarity I got that day.

You mean this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1DVrjxJ0UE" data-time="


?

For those who haven't seen this, it's fucking hilarious. It shows how dumb Phil actually is when it comes to a lot of things. Like not changing the oil in his car, because the onboard computer never told him so.

But the best thing about this, and it shows how manipulative he actually is: he tells things like he is some authority on it, like he knows exactly how things work, and that is the truth. Meanwhile, Destiny debunks him at every turn and you just see how fucking godawful Phil is at, well, anything.
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jpenny2
03/14/19 5:36:29 PM
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He acts like he's an authority on almost everything despite spending most of his waking hours playing video games and watching wrestling and Netflix.
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LightningAce11
03/15/19 2:10:46 AM
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He's really awful by taking advantage of this poor kid.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1106400560754933761
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Nazanir
03/15/19 2:23:49 AM
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Phil said that after he comes back from visiting his parents, he's going to make preparations selling his house. Not exaggerating.

Still taking this with a huge grain of salt, pretty sure as with last year, the taxes will "somehow" get paid.

https://twitter.com/pigxdestroyer/status/1106257728937357319?s=19
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Vyrulisse
03/15/19 2:29:48 AM
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Sooner or later he's gonna realize he's pumping a dry well. He's begged and manipulated people into giving him money so much and it's not infinite.
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Nazanir
03/15/19 10:29:39 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Sooner or later he's gonna realize he's pumping a dry well. He's begged and manipulated people into giving him money so much and it's not infinite.

As long as whales keep showing up like Tut and E7 (fuck knows why though), Phil will keep this up, even though it will not make up for his dwindling income, he will put up blindfolds like he always have, and expecta people to bail him out.

Then, one day, he will actually be up shit creek, without single idea as to how he got there.

People have been saying for years that Phil is done. I believe, even if he actually sells the house off, he is far from done, if his income stays about 80k, and he only has the condo, he'll have more free money than he ever had the last 5 years. Which of course means that he'll be spending it like it's going out of style.

DSP is here to stay, but the slow decent will be fun to watch.
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jpenny2
03/15/19 10:50:13 AM
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DSP will be streaming until he dies, though given how unhealthy his lifestyle is, that may not be for too much longer.
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Alpha218
03/15/19 10:52:47 AM
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I mean Ive seen the DSP tries it vids. Its a wonder this guy is still alive to begin with
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jpenny2
03/15/19 4:15:09 PM
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Phil playing Donkey Kong Country...

Zero commentary. Yawning in the early afternoon. Reloading a save state after each death.

Edit: He's just constantly falling off cliffs and dying. It's like watching your grandpa play a video game for the first time.
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Nazanir
03/15/19 4:56:44 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Phil playing Donkey Kong Country...

Zero commentary. Yawning in the early afternoon. Reloading a save state after each death.

Edit: He's just constantly falling off cliffs and dying. It's like watching your grandpa play a video game for the first time.

I was expecting a lot more salt, rather than no commentary, Donkey Kong is by today's standards, still a pretty demanding game.

It's sad that he is using save states, because that nullifies the chances of game over. Overall, not really worth watching.

Still, it's telling to see that Phil fails so hard in such a basic game. There are no advanced mechanics or anything, just jumping really. And the game is responsive as fuck, so if he starts he usual schlock about unresponsive controls and delays and whatnot, you know he is full of shit.
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jpenny2
03/15/19 5:02:36 PM
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He started complaining about dropped inputs later on. He's playing it on Virtual Console with a wireless controller, so maybe there is some delay, but I doubt it. And he kept dying trying to get those golden K O N G letters found in the stages. He seems almost obsessed with collecting them for some reason, even though his multiple deaths are killing the momentum of the stream.
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LightningAce11
03/15/19 5:03:02 PM
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The tax guy will send him info on how much he owes so he can raise funds.
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Alpha218
03/15/19 11:10:33 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
He started complaining about dropped inputs later on. He's playing it on Virtual Console with a wireless controller, so maybe there is some delay, but I doubt it. And he kept dying trying to get those golden K O N G letters found in the stages. He seems almost obsessed with collecting them for some reason, even though his multiple deaths are killing the momentum of the stream.

does he know that it's not worth it to die for them because getting them all just gives you a life LOL
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jpenny2
03/15/19 11:47:33 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
He started complaining about dropped inputs later on. He's playing it on Virtual Console with a wireless controller, so maybe there is some delay, but I doubt it. And he kept dying trying to get those golden K O N G letters found in the stages. He seems almost obsessed with collecting them for some reason, even though his multiple deaths are killing the momentum of the stream.

does he know that it's not worth it to die for them because getting them all just gives you a life LOL

He had just finished bitching out chat for complaining about him save scumming. He felt that no one wanted to watch him repeat the same levels over and over again, and he knows what people want to see because he's been doing this for ten years. So watching him play the same level multiple times is boring, but watching him fall off the same cliff a dozen times trying to get an O is quality content.
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Nazanir
03/16/19 5:01:21 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
Alpha218 posted...
jpenny2 posted...
He started complaining about dropped inputs later on. He's playing it on Virtual Console with a wireless controller, so maybe there is some delay, but I doubt it. And he kept dying trying to get those golden K O N G letters found in the stages. He seems almost obsessed with collecting them for some reason, even though his multiple deaths are killing the momentum of the stream.

does he know that it's not worth it to die for them because getting them all just gives you a life LOL

He had just finished bitching out chat for complaining about him save scumming. He felt that no one wanted to watch him repeat the same levels over and over again, and he knows what people want to see because he's been doing this for ten years. So watching him play the same level multiple times is boring, but watching him fall off the same cliff a dozen times trying to get an O is quality content.

https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/tJ8smuY
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Nazanir
03/16/19 7:37:22 AM
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I can't edit my post anymore, so pardon the double post, but I came across this:

https://www.trueachievements.com/n36832/ea-reportedly-paid-ninja-one-million-dollars-to-promote-apex-legends

This alone will provide enough salt for the earth to last a few centuries. Phil can't help himself, and when he learns of this news, he will launch into a bitchfit the likes of which the world has never seen before. We all know he is upset because he didn't make any "sponsored" money, and will continue to blame detractors for this. (Though any dev with a lick of common sense will steer away from Phil like he was the plague.)
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Nintendo_Porn
03/16/19 1:36:05 PM
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Why didn't anyone tell me about the new thread, DOOD!?
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jpenny2
03/16/19 1:53:09 PM
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Nintendo_Porn posted...
Why didn't anyone tell me about the new thread, DOOD!?

Bugged notification mechanics.
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Nintendo_Porn
03/16/19 2:57:58 PM
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But I was lurking, man!
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Spooking
03/16/19 4:17:15 PM
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Why is DSP still complaining about taxes when he received $16k?
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LightningAce11
03/16/19 4:19:14 PM
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Spooking posted...
Why is DSP still complaining about taxes when he received $16k?

He got more than that.

Also, he started the clock by saying he has 30 days left to pay taxes.

Americans, is it really that hard to find out what you owe and how to pay it?
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Vyrulisse
03/16/19 4:19:53 PM
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Spooking posted...
Why is DSP still complaining about taxes when he received $16k?

If he didn't have a looming disaster he wouldn't have anything to manipulate his pay piggies with.
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Bad_Mojo
03/16/19 4:23:52 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Americans, is it really that hard to find out what you owe and how to pay it?


Not at all, but most of us pay automatically when they get paid. It just gets taken out. DSP, being self employed, has to keep track of that himself so it's harder for him. He also is writing everything off. I hope he catches an audit, lol
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Vyrulisse
03/16/19 4:43:37 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Americans, is it really that hard to find out what you owe and how to pay it?


Not at all, but most of us pay automatically when they get paid. It just gets taken out. DSP, being self employed, has to keep track of that himself so it's harder for him. He also is writing everything off. I hope he catches an audit, lol

All these games are business expenses dood
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jpenny2
03/16/19 4:49:12 PM
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There's no way he doesn't have at least a general idea of what he owes, but he can't give an exact number because then the mentally ill detractors will figure out how much he makes. Instead, it's better to beg as much as possible while constantly threatening that he might lose his house, dood.
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Bad_Mojo
03/16/19 8:01:20 PM
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I wonder if DSP understands that his fans have to pay taxes as well? Well, scratch that. I'm sure pretty much all of his fans, the ones that pay taxes at least, are getting money back this year. Better give those refunds to DSP, dooood
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jpenny2
03/16/19 9:24:50 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I wonder if DSP understands that his fans have to pay taxes as well? Well, scratch that. I'm sure pretty much all of his fans, the ones that pay taxes at least, are getting money back this year. Better give those refunds to DSP, dooood

He doesn't understand it at all, and if he did, he wouldn't care. I saw the end of his Super Mario RPG stream today, and the tip total was $24. He's been complaining a lot lately about "slow" donations, not realizing that his small group of loyal supporters don't have unlimited funds.
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LightningAce11
03/17/19 3:56:58 AM
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"I've been doing this for 10 years! I know what people like and they don't like! Just shut up and enjoy the playthrough!"
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Nazanir
03/17/19 7:02:49 AM
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Spooking posted...
Why is DSP still complaining about taxes when he received $16k?

Simple, if you believe that that 16k spend more than a day on Phil's account after he received it, then you don't know him very well.
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Bad_Mojo
03/17/19 7:24:21 AM
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I just want someone to call him out when he has to respond. Thats why I wanted that podcast so much. DSP only ever talks to himself and has no one telling him that what he does is wrong.
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