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xPheonix
02/11/19 3:43:01 AM
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Im d y i n g
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02/11/19 3:45:09 AM
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First world problems
Garioshi
02/11/19 3:45:21 AM
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is it called deeding if a girl does it
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bulbinking
02/11/19 3:45:59 AM
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Okay...

A/S/L?
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xPheonix
02/11/19 3:46:41 AM
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Garioshi posted...
is it called deeding if a girl does it


Ya if you dont want nofunfaqs to know what you a k s h u a l l y mean
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xPheonix
02/11/19 6:21:40 AM
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hump
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treewojima
02/11/19 6:41:16 AM
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so when you do bust a nut, it'll be like the female version of that scene from Scary Movie?
xPheonix
02/11/19 7:05:13 AM
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treewojima posted...
so when you do bust a nut, it'll be like the female version of that scene from Scary Movie?



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TheMikh
02/11/19 7:11:21 AM
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Haven't had sex in nearly two years and perfectly okay with that since the last girl I was screwing was secretly trying to get knocked up.
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bknight
02/11/19 9:57:13 AM
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I decided to not deed for February, now I have inflamed hemorrhoids, feels like a big pimple right at my anus, had to Google that, it sucks.
Laserion
02/11/19 9:59:40 AM
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Garioshi posted...
is it called deeding if a girl does it

It is still "doing the deed", right?
The one you're probably thinking about is "jacking" (vs "jilling"?).
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Veggeta X
02/11/19 9:59:59 AM
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You know who to call
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Giant_Aspirin
02/11/19 10:09:56 AM
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why don't you just go to a bar and pick up a qt and have your way with him?
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KamenRiderBlade
02/11/19 10:15:58 AM
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Just summon @smoliske over
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vocedelmorte
02/11/19 10:19:21 AM
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So why don't you deed ?
xPheonix
02/11/19 10:20:43 AM
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vocedelmorte posted...
So why don't you deed ?


Ive just been so busy!!
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joe40001
02/11/19 10:21:23 AM
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I've never had sex, and haven't deeded in days
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vocedelmorte
02/11/19 10:27:28 AM
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xPheonix posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
So why don't you deed ?


Ive just been so busy!!

It takes like five minute though lol but i remember when i was working long shifts i was too tired to deed too :/
voldothegr8
02/11/19 10:32:55 AM
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Goats posted...
You're a hot nurse. If it's bugging you that much get some Chad doctor dick

Or Chad patient dick
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Duncanwii
02/11/19 10:34:09 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Goats posted...
You're a hot nurse. If it's bugging you that much get some Chad doctor dick

Or Chad patient dick

Nurses aren't legally allowed to sleep with patients if I remember correctly.
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/11/19 10:40:25 AM
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Yikes, that's a bummer. Need some help?!
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Hairy-man
02/11/19 10:42:09 AM
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I havent deeded since 2004
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Duncanwii
02/11/19 10:42:57 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
why don't you just go to a bar and pick up a qt and have your way with him?

I mean shes really hot, she could get any guy she wants tbh.
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Vyrulisse
02/11/19 10:43:19 AM
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BJ-blazkowics
02/11/19 10:44:10 AM
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If a guy doesn't have sex or deed for a long time he may get a lot of random boners throughout the day, blue balls and a bunch of sex thoughts all day long.

Girls may just get the latter... at most.
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P4wn4g3
02/11/19 10:57:32 AM
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sorry bby im in NM not AZ
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viewmaster_pi
02/11/19 11:18:56 AM
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I haven't been with anyone since like 2014, and to be honest, I don't see that ever changing.
gatorsPENSbucs
02/11/19 11:54:56 AM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
If a guy doesn't have sex or deed for a long time he may get a lot of random boners throughout the day, blue balls and a bunch of sex thoughts all day long.

Girls may just get the latter... at most.

Except for the blue balls that's me every day. And I get plenty.
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bulbinking
02/11/19 12:30:10 PM
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TheMikh posted...
Haven't had sex in nearly two years and perfectly okay with that since the last girl I was screwing was secretly trying to get knocked up.


Women be a shoppin and a plottin
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ssj3vegeta_
02/11/19 12:30:27 PM
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Long distance relationships should be open relationships tbh
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France
02/11/19 12:34:09 PM
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Literally no one cares
CisGirlLover
02/11/19 1:14:21 PM
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TheMikh posted...
Haven't had sex in nearly two years and perfectly okay with that since the last girl I was screwing was secretly trying to get knocked up.


Did you ever find out by whom?
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Darkrobotisback
02/11/19 1:17:15 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Goats posted...
You're a hot nurse. If it's bugging you that much get some Chad doctor dick

Or Chad patient dick

Nurses aren't legally allowed to sleep with patients if I remember correctly.

Wut about the CuStOdIaNs!?
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BignutzisBack
02/11/19 1:18:07 PM
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CisGirlLover posted...
TheMikh posted...
Haven't had sex in nearly two years and perfectly okay with that since the last girl I was screwing was secretly trying to get knocked up.


Did you ever find out by whom?


lol
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vocedelmorte
02/11/19 1:18:49 PM
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France posted...
Literally no one cares

Everyone but you seems to care
Jiggy101011
02/11/19 1:54:41 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Long distance relationships should be open relationships tbh


Most of them turn into that, especially the longer they go without moving in together.
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TheMikh
02/11/19 3:04:35 PM
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CisGirlLover posted...
TheMikh posted...
Haven't had sex in nearly two years and perfectly okay with that since the last girl I was screwing was secretly trying to get knocked up.


Did you ever find out by whom?

By me obviously, through deception
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bobbaaay
02/11/19 3:11:29 PM
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I smashed this morning B)
My foot is injured, so I waited like 15 minutes to get out of bed and cleanup afterwards - so my genitalia looked like they came straight out of the oven at Krispy Kreme
bobbaaay
02/11/19 3:12:56 PM
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The proper term for womyn is "flicking the bean," btw.
Other good ideas:
plugging the axewound
pleasing the minge
Kitt
02/11/19 3:14:23 PM
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haven't deeded in days

Tell me about it.
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voldothegr8
02/11/19 3:43:23 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
The proper term for womyn is "flicking the bean," btw.
Other good ideas:
plugging the axewound
pleasing the minge

Polishing the pearl
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vocedelmorte
02/11/19 3:48:20 PM
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Deeding is gender neutral
bulbinking
02/11/19 3:55:24 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
bobbaaay posted...
The proper term for womyn is "flicking the bean," btw.
Other good ideas:
plugging the axewound
pleasing the minge

Polishing the pearl


Rubbing the peach
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Reis
02/11/19 3:57:46 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I haven't had sex in a few years, git gud

svePlsG
DrizztLink
02/11/19 4:01:30 PM
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Goats posted...
France posted...
Literally no one cares


You cared enough to post dewgong

I've never understood this defense.
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NOM
02/11/19 4:01:42 PM
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I haven't had sex in.... ever.

I deed maybe once every other day or so.
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BeautifulBlaze
02/11/19 4:03:30 PM
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bobbaaay
02/11/19 4:11:00 PM
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deeding doesn't sound cool, though.
It makes me think of like, Waddle-dee from Kirby. Like it sounds silly.
stone
02/11/19 4:13:08 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
You know who to call

Ghostbusters?
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