Board 8 > got KH3 early, playing it, here is the first of many topics we'll see [spoilers]

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WiggumFan267
02/08/19 4:24:30 AM
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sven attempts to murder elsa but anna crystalizes and breakshis sword then he turns into a darkness wolf ALL DISNEY VILLAINS ARE DARKNESS WOLVES

i beat it easily but they lose anyway because RPG boss fights. again.

ANOTHER CHARACTER SAVED BY MAGIC TEARS!!! Org XIII wants all the magic tears for themselves?

so why is sora/yen sid/whoever going along with the org's plan anyway to get the 7 light guardians? its like exactly what they want but whatever. larxene also said they found their 13th member. i bet its xehanort!!!!!!!!! (its a vexen clone i guess)

burning love melts ice!

yen sid the old princesses from kh1 passed on the light to others (aka disney needed new worlds to visit). kairi didnt pass on her power so shes both a princess and a guardian of light i guess. sora still wants to go after aqua so she can get ven's body and yen sid is like shut up foo get that awakening.

so like. doesn't riku already have the power of waking? why can't he do it , why does it need to be sora? like sora wants to go with riku in the darkness so he can help rescue her, but riku is gonna do it anyway without him? so riku does or doesn't need awakening? why hasn't he been trying to rescue her all this time (since the start of the game anyway)? is he just waiting for sora?

larxene and marluxia and........... demyx lmao... want to coup again? they're like yo why did xehanort want us back after we betrayed xemnas last time. he doesn't give a shit he just wants their hot bods, so why not just coup again (what on earth do they have to gain from this anyway? i thought they were here cuz they wanted to be xehanort'd? if it was a cover then for what). the vexen clone isn't actually ready oh. xemnas shows up. the first 6 of org xiii were ansem's bros. then 7 and 8 joined... on their own i guess (axel and saix)? 13 was roxas. so why these chumps (even though xemnas didn't really say why he wanted axel, saix, or roxas) - marluxia, larxene, luxord, and demyx. THEY HAVE A SECRET OF A KEYBLADE LEGACY IN THEM oh god this is some kingdom hearts union X shit isnt it

also i forgot to mention the yeti when fighting with me keeps blocking everything I'm trying to see with his ass also he's solid so i can't go through him when he blocks stuff!!
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xp1337
02/08/19 8:11:51 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
so why is sora/yen sid/whoever going along with the org's plan anyway to get the 7 light guardians?

Because if they refuse to play along, Xehanort's backup plan is to use the 7 New Princesses of Heart to take their place. Apparently they can be used as substitutes somehow. That's why Marluxia and Larxene were kinda sorta "protecting" them in those worlds. If Team Sora can't or won't assemble 7 Guardians of Light, the Organization will target them instead.
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WiggumFan267
02/08/19 10:09:27 AM
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well they want to force them to fight right? like the 13 and the 7 have to clash in order to create the keyblade. so if thye got the princesses of light how would that make a substitute for the fighters? i guess just gathering the princesses in the same room as the 13 is enough but for the guardians they actually have to fight the 13....?
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pjbasis
02/08/19 10:42:13 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
THEY HAVE A SECRET OF A KEYBLADE LEGACY IN THEM oh god this is some kingdom hearts union X shit isnt it


YYYYYYEAHHHH BABYYYY
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 3:39:11 AM
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for now though i am just pirates

sora wants to go to the "edge of the world" even though he literally 5 minutes ago piloted the gummi ship to a large sphere, IS THIS TRUTHER SORA

this game has significantly more goofy screaming as he falls yelling which is a very good thing

oh wow Jack Sparrow sounds so much worse than in KH3 than 2.... it was apparently James Arnold Taylor in 2.

some dude wants to take over the sea. but we're in davy jones locker cuz they all got eaten by a kraken.

ship battles oh god

they'll get eaten by a kraken again or something for trying to escape. even though they were alread. vexen wants the box for his research. luxord is here too. vexen dgaf how his research is used he just wants to DO HIS CLONE STUDIEZ

wait now they're back in the real world? wha? how? do i have to have seen pirates movies beyond the first to understand any of this

sora beat the giant bird. weird fight. fell into the water once during the fight. then after the fight he falls in again but nearly drowns this time even though he swam perfectly fine a minute ago

jack is gonna sell uh... someone ? out for his freedom ? or something.
sora wants.... full power of the sea? is this like sort of darkness or something?

finally non-boss sequence control
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JonThePenguin
02/09/19 3:42:00 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
do i have to have seen pirates movies beyond the first to understand any of this

Yes. Very Yes.
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 4:40:18 AM
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oh god atlantica reborn

why are L2 and R2 backwards controls for ascend descend

why doesnt donald talk like hes underwater

luxord is here.

race for the box or jack's ship. then he tells him where the box is anyway because he's dumb

white crabs repair the ship DONT ASK ANY QUESTIONS WHY
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Murphiroth
02/09/19 4:50:21 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...


oh wow Jack Sparrow sounds so much worse than in KH3 than 2.... it was apparently James Arnold Taylor in 2.


He sounds way better here! JAT was godawful, the new guy at least sounds decent and is apparently the go to when they can't get Depp as he's also played Rango and Mad Hatter in games.
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 5:14:25 AM
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jack is crabs
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 4:31:00 PM
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dont have too much to say about the story in this world cuz *shrug*

the ship combat kinda sucks though and moving around is slow.
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 4:58:30 PM
61
heres luxord again
the box is HOPE (for the org!?).

wow what a junk boss fight. hold R2. except it doesnt work all the time when you hold it so press it sometimes.

squid monster man was good though

the open the box. its the wrong box says vexen (why is here here). cuz uh its davy jones heart i guess and not what the org wanted. Didnt jack say thats what it was ? whatever i assume jack will die or something too if he stabs the heart, i dunno. squidman stabs will. sora goes after him. only THEN does jack stab his heart. good job waiting for will to be stabbed dumbass. will is dead and goes down with the ship. then he's not dead. but he actually is. sort of. i dunno.
i got more used to jack's voice btw now, its fine.
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 5:12:16 PM
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axel and kairi scene. their training is almost finished (what were they doing????). axel won't change out of his black robes. kairi wants to free namine.

ok so axel DID make the connection roxas looked like ventus, cuz that never came up before, you'd think it would've.

axel and mickey back in the darkness looking for riku. looks like they were where aqua was except she had gotten knocked into the darkwater or something by ansem from earlier. mickey gets fucked up by the heartless tower.

ansem and ansem wise at the mysterious mansion. theyre followed by the twilight town jobbers. ansem dark wants ansem wise to makes things right. since he made messed up with roxas and namine and some other girl vanished (xion?). ansem dark (now known as xehanort) wants ansem wise's notes. lmao the kids try physically attacking ansem ok. they get fucked but they get ansem wise out of his "clutches"? even though he was like going along with it? tentacle porn scene now. the nobodies protected the kids from ansem. TRAITORS! hmmmmmm

theyre talking with ansem wise in the sewers and vexen/even shows up. he was a double agent though. wanting to be a GOOD GUY!!! he protected the kids from ansem.
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mnkbear907
02/09/19 5:17:00 PM
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Time to check out, I'm still exploring the sea.
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WiggumFan267
02/09/19 7:09:08 PM
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yeah i did all the islands (there are some i think not on the map) but the water exploration was too slow for me and ultimately didnt seem worth it if its just random synth materials and cooking stuff
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demonfang178
02/09/19 7:32:11 PM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
well they want to force them to fight right?


Kinda sorta but not really. Just keep playing and it'll make sense in how it doesn't make sense.
colliding
02/09/19 7:52:31 PM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
yeah i did all the islands (there are some i think not on the map) but the water exploration was too slow for me and ultimately didnt seem worth it if its just random synth materials and cooking stuff


the "hold circle" thing is helpful here

it's a good source for keyblade upgrade items
WiggumFan267
02/09/19 11:13:33 PM
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oh ok i was just pressing it a lot hmm
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WiggumFan267
02/10/19 3:13:58 PM
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so like, i guess if they don't gather the 7 light guardians, org xiii would just gather the 7 princesses or whatever. but like. they haven't yet. they just want to protect them for now as their backup plan, but why not make it their main plan, seems like they'd all be really easy to just capture. i guess they dont know all of them yet? but they know some at least. cuz in theory sora and co could just do nothing , protect the 7 light princesses, do nothing with the guardians. whatever. i am working on gummi stuff now
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WiggumFan267
02/10/19 3:23:14 PM
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also looking at the story files for where i am right now (right after Pirates, haven't done big hero yet) - looks like the known members of REAL org xiii are

1. master xehanort (he's not listed in the journal yet but obv we know he's one... unless he isn't cuz he's too old or something?)
2. young xehanort
3. ansem / xehanort's heartless
4. xemnas / xehanort's nobody [i still don't get if he called himself Xehanort at this point shouldn't his nobody be Xehanort anagramed with an X, not ansem???]
5. Vanitas
6. Xigbar
7. saix
8. luxord
9. marluxia
10. larxene
11. ? maybe terra?
12. ?
13. a clone of sora i guess since they can't get the real one

demyx and vexen are listed as "reserves" lol

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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 12:58:02 AM
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now in "san fran"
this bridge has no traffic on it, no ones in the cars what bullshit is this

i havent seen this movie so we'll see

"KEYBLADE HERO 3" ok calm down sora i get it

sora puts on the AR sees a single basic heartless just chilling there AND FUCKING LOSES HIS FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD DONALD GOOFY ITS A BASIC FUCKIN HEARTLESS WE'RE GONNA DIE like jesus

GOING THROUGH RINGS every game is superman 64. or sonic 06 from like when you fall through them and cant control your downward path

pet peeve in games. throw you into a huge new area. WRONG WAY. GO WHERE IM TELLING YOU TO. YOU CANT EXPLORE (even though you can im not going to with someone yelling at me)
(also another huge characters blocking my field of view GREAT)

sora eats some ice cream with 3 hero dudes, but roxas sees the 3 twiiight town kids (not Axel and Xion? Oh, I guess he forgot those memories? I think?)

darkubes fuck everyone up a bit. and then RIKU SHOWS UP IN ORG ROBES OH SHIT (its the better replica obvz). but i thought vexen wasn't gonna help the org hmmmm. fake riku makes the cubes stronger or something.

oh goofy says it's the ansem-possessed riku (isn't that just regular ansem's heartless? like the ansem's heartless we know only exists in the way he does because he possessed riku at all. ansem-possessed riku should look like KH1 ansem, not riku?). he explains the time travel thing we already sort of know from BBS and DDD. oh wait. ALL of the XIII members are replicas? uihhhh ok so i guess a replica of the dark-skinned Kh1 ansem comes out looking like Riku? maybe because its imperfect? as for the other older org members, i dunno. maybe that means their body version still exists like for example Braig and the Xigbar guy in the "org" is a replica of the nobody? KINGDOM HEARTS MAKES NO SENSE. sora yells at fakeriku about hearts. anyway riku takes hiro's chip which is a heart i guess. because they're gonna make a new heart with that data? for what? they already have the tech for their replicas as evidenced by the very fakeriku that was here. KINGDOM HEARTS.

again, maleficient looking for box i assume. lemme guess. its not here. riku shows up. then he leaves. maleficient seems to know the plans. i guess. the plot for her has just been strung along i guess.
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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 1:13:09 AM
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ok so riku is making a heart here now or.... i guess resummoning the original baymax as evil? or whatever.
sora is going to complete baymax's heart with sadness by killing evil baymax in front of hiro? why would making hiro sad complete the heart he put in baymax, unless i guess he meant hiro's heart?

hiro knows hes not really baymax so OOPS guess that plan backfired good job fakeriku

fight was super easy. hold R2. press X when a thing flies at you. then in free camera mode same thing just make sure hes on screen. maybe press triangle once.

"we need to detsroy the chip to make sure this evil monster doesnt wake up and kill us all"
"you dont need to go THAT far"
pulling the chip out turns him into cubes.
they need to destroy the chip that made him evil even though its his heart. but... it obviously isnt really him so i don't relaly get what the fuss is all about, especially since the not evil baymax is h- oh they managed to make him not evil anyway with no explanation as to how or why ok lol.

that was a really short chapter for like the biggest overworld. time to go back and and try to find all the chests i missed that i couldnt find cuz everyone was yelling at me.
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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 3:30:44 AM
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lost contact with mickey and riku in the realm of darkness sora is like lol maybe yall shoulda told me how to get in there but its ok because chip and dale know for some reason that mickey uses a darkness keyblade to summon portals to it. so sora is SOL. but sora is able to summon a random portal to somewhere for no reason so its cool??????????????????

whaaaaaat????????????????????

wait what it goes to destiny islands whuh

they find aqua's keyblade laying there on the beach (why?) and it summons a door. to darkness i guess. sora goes in but tells goofy and donald to fuck off and not come in case he dies (in so many words).

back to mickey and riku, mickey gets trapped in the darkness from the heartless tower from before. aqua pops out and is all dark and i guess taken over by xehanort maybe? aqua's like lol why didnt you tell anyone i was here or help me and mickey's like *shrug*. she's all emo but its cuz shes xehanorted or whatever i guess. Kh1 ansem-riku (but the one that looks like riku) shows up within riku and he summons some gunblade keyblade and walks towards aqua (who's keyblade is this).

riku's magic button mappings suck. but i press the SORA button. and sora shows up wowzers.

uhh.. they summon some weird double keyblade together, i dont think ive seen it. it mightve been in DDD when they use their combo or whatever. it fucks up the heartless and frees mickey but aqua persists and sora fends her off from riku. now its sora vs EVIL AQUA. sora absolutely wrecks her (easy fight).... aaaaand she sinks right back into the darkness lake like before. not darkness'd now i guess, and sora grabs her out. ... and now they're out of the darkness??? i guess a riku portal i guess cuz he can do that right... so aqua is saved.

so... why did sora need the power of awakening to do that again, yen sid demanded he learn that before going to the darkness.

meanwhile vexen and demyx (or their somebody form whatever) are talking, i guess vexen wants demyx to join him in traitoring for some reason. because he was benched i guess. vexen/even just wants forgiveness. now hes gonna use his research replicas for roxas's body. he convinces demyx to cc=ome over by saying the whole thing was HIS idea. one of the CHOSENS!!! but which one could it be???? he also wouldnt be suspected because he and vexen have no connection. i guess we still dont know demyx's real name. he still calls himself demyx too. YES BABY DEMYX TIME lmao. what a loser

meanwhile ienzo is hemming and hawing what to do cuz he doesnt have a vessal for roxas (or the other 2 i guess). demyx brings ansem wise to him. xaldin and lexaeus (i forget their real names) show up too. Ienzo is sorry for i'm not sure why, something with the experiments but ansem takes the blame, fueled by his revenge or whatever. demyx brought with him also a vessel from vexen... wrapped in a white cloak. who could it be? not ven...

so aqua heads back to castle oblivion with sora's crew. sora seemingly doesn't remember. aqua unlocks it back into the land of departure. wait, wasn't this where org xiii was still meeting? or if not, where?

so we need to know
-who is the other traitor in the org among the real members wanting to help vexen
-who is the vessel brought by demyx/ansem for roxas (and what about ven/xion)?
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SuperNiceDog
02/11/19 9:10:53 AM
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this is a good topic it's like play by play. I just beat the frozen world
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hombad46
02/11/19 9:49:52 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
who is the vessel brought by demyx/ansem for roxas (and what about ven/xion)?


It's empty, that's why it's a vessel. As for Ven, they're gonna get his real body, so he doesn't need a replica. Not a spoiler since that's been the plan for a while now, and was the entire reason Aqua turned the Land of Departure into Castle Oblivion at the end of BbS
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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 10:36:17 AM
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ohhh i see. yeah im asking some of these things cuz i'm not sure what's a spoiler and what's just "assumed knowledge" . right ven doesn't need a replica, of course. i guess xion does though. and namine if they want to free her also.
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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 8:41:26 PM
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aqua finally catches up to ven but obv hes still soulless cuz he's in sora. I dunno why sora hasn't said anything considering he knows or at least suspects this. vanitas is here now. aqua kicks his ass. but he "wins" anyway when she jumps in front of a blast at ven. vanitas is about to unlock her heart or whatever when sora starts talking with ven inside his heart. TURNS OUT SORA HAD THE POWER TO AWAKEN HEARTS THE WHOLE TIME ANYWAY!!!!! LMAO YOU FUCKED UP YEN SID!!! all he needed was to talk to ven and have ven tell him "yo fuck that shit you can wake up all the shit you want, just like go into your own heart and point a keyblade at some stained glass

ventus WAKES UP AND BERST THRU GLASS and attacks vanitas. vanitas peaces out like "yo ven hit up my digits later". he sees sora and is like OH SHIT THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE VANITAS and he gets why. so ven hasn't aged cuz he was soulless and aqua didn't because she was in the realm of timefuckery, maybe terra aged? prob not though.

anyway hey 1 part of sora's heart down. although wouldn't they need some of ienzo or vexen's crazy magic to help put ven's heart back in his body after sora freed it? guess they're sorta useless except at making replicas huh!!!??!?!?!?

hey shouldn't ventus within sora's heart count as one of the guardians? like double count sora as 2? guess not. so sora saved both riku and aqua and yet NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A KEYBLADE MASTER. oh aqua brings up a good point, i feel like he would remember aqua showing up to see him as a kid, but i guess too young. yen sid is like "oh hey axel and kairi youve done enough random nothing bullshit training guess y'all can use the keyblade now" then aqua remembers kairi too! shes like yo kairi i put a spell on you to save you from heartless (i guess it like the thing that attached her to sora). axel is like man this shit is confusing speaking for all of us. ven remembers lea. WHO'S AXEL says ven. jiminy is like yo read my cliff notes everyone lmao

so they have the 7 guardians
sora
riku
mickey
aqua
ven
axel
kairi

are those like THE 7 or can there be more? like i thought it was theTHE 7 guardians of light, not just 7 random good guy keyblade wielders. but they want to get Terra, Roxas, and Namine back. So it can be any 7.

ven was dreaming of aqua and terra and experiencing sora's memories (though maybe he shouldnt have been shocked he looked like vanitas then). he misses a primo make out sesh with aqua.

maleficient useless scene again.

axel sits atop the clock tower with an ice cream and TWO in his other hand (i thought he wasn't to remember xion?). Saix shows up STEALS one from him. saix actually asks him about the three and axel says *shrug*. they talk about that missing girl ansem wise fucked up. STOP SPEAKING IN PRONOUNS. they wonder if this girl never existed. saix got caught up in a quest for power. he says roxas and the other are gone. the marks under axel's eyes are gone notes saix (what were they even denoting?). saix seemed sort of friendly but axel wanted no part of him, but hey maybe hes the traitor guy vexen mentioned.

now riku on destiny islands beach talking with fake riku replica. he was gonna give up or something until riku showed up? what the hell is this guys intentions, why was he being all evil and dumb before in frantokyo if he just wanted to exist. i dunno whatever.

KAIRI GIVES SORA A STAR FRUIT ITS LIKE THE ROCK IN KH1 WOWZERZ goddammit make out already
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WiggumFan267
02/11/19 8:45:24 PM
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and why was fake riku going along with the org's plans - like why was he doing their bidding in san fransokyo and being a dick to sora and such when he knew he just needed to reunite with riku
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Murphiroth
02/11/19 9:46:31 PM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
and why was fake riku going along with the org's plans - like why was he doing their bidding in san fransokyo and being a dick to sora and such when he knew he just needed to reunite with riku


Not the same fake Riku.
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 3:23:48 AM
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oh.... i see. its like time travel riku and replica riku
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 4:09:32 AM
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so over to keyblade graveyard, master x comes out (not as good as nimoy VA obv but still good) and i guess they intimidate them like ooooo we're gonna beat you and then they fight a ton of heartless, which is a cool fight and actually interesting to use the attractions until you notice many of the base heartless are fake oh well

so they run into "terra" but its not , i guess its terra-xehanort? like the one from BBS? sure whatever. so just another point in time xehanort existed. before he split himself. sure. fine. he starts attacking various members of the bunch and donald fucking vaporizes him with a massive fire blast wtf why didnt we have that before. cool but now like everyone but sora is injured or tending to an injured. the heartless tornado is back and turns into a massive vortex and starts sucking everyone up, aqua, kairi, the works. everyone but sora and riku. sora WAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH he thinks they're all dead. are you serious sora when have you ever known anyone to die in this series. sora "alone im worthless" sora has learned fucking nothing lmao. wasnt he just telling people EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT HERE THEYLL BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. now they get swept up in one little tornado and he loses his shit lol

riku does a goku scream and the tornado takes him and riku .
DARKNESS PREVAILED AND LIGHT EXPIRED well so much for the org wanting balance right what a bunch of BS that was.

back in 400 years ago or whatever, eraqus cheats at chess

sora is like a bubble now.
"where am i" the final world, how succinct
oh god. isn't chirithy some ancient ass KH bullshit oh god i'm not prepared for this
station of awakening what
this is like king's cross from Harry Potter BS. purgatory?
sora has to piece himself together ok
"on the inside who knows what the fuck is going on, but you're fine on the outside!"
"OH WELL THATS FINE THEN :) :)" ok sora
so sora has to find his body

what i'm gathering is that that tornado really did "kill" everyone or whatever (who summoned this tornado? did the terra-nort have anything to do with it?) but i feel like this kind of thing has never really been an issue before. like aqua and riku got swallowed by darkness, why is this any different?

im talking to a bunch of stars and collecting fake soras, no idea what this is. one star is namine and is like yo. kairi is why u exist dawg go to her, ill go back to her when you fix this. namine also might have an idea where terra is. he'll OFFICIALLY thank her then not now. WELLP SEEYA LATER

then he finds another female voice heart waiting for a particular dude or something. ok. am i supposed to know or even suspect who this is, i have no idea? a somebody did this to this one. sora makes friends with her. sora asks for the name of the person rescuing it and IT WHISPERS IT TO HIM HIDING IT FROM THE AUDIENCE, thats dumb, i hate it when games try to conceal info the MAIN PROTAGONIST KNOWS but whatever.

ok now i have to collect a bunch of dancing sora in rotating cube world except im getting really sleepy so its time to sleep mode it and try this more tomorrow. i did not expect to end up here
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Murphiroth
02/12/19 6:37:47 AM
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The second speaking star is probably a mobile game thing but still tied to a character you know. Probably.

Also when collecting Soras in the rotating cube land, your goal is 111, but if you go for 222 and then 333 you'll get permanent HP boosts. I got 222 out of curiosity and stopped.
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 9:42:32 AM
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i assume all the other stars that don't have Voiceovers are the same...
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Murphiroth
02/12/19 9:59:47 AM
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I don't know that the ones without voiceovers are supposed to be anyone specific rather than just flavor text for KH purgatory, but the second voiced one totally is a specific person.
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 10:11:21 PM
84
sora completes himself. chirtity is waiting for someone too. sora wants to help him and hes like no gtfo son. restore the hearts of the lost people cuz YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT. sora lights himself out of the weird world. COOL WELL NONE OF THAT MADE ANY SENSE hope the gummiphone explains this all to me later

we warp back to like a bit before sora and riku get swallowed and........ they get swallowed again. so last time it teleported sora to waterworld and this time it just did to a bunch of darkness but sora sees some light or something and yells out for riku. and.... we're in OLYMPUS! ok! i guess this is gonna be like the KH1 thing where we revisit each world briefly and fight baddies or whatever. jiminy but no on else is here for no explanation at all.

ok now i can check the journal. so it WAS terra-nort,even though i think he shouldnt exist but whatever. it also explains sora had seen this place before. ok so basically it IS harry potter purgatory. also the journal just has chirithy as a curious creature basically with not much info. ok. a weirdo heartless is there with see-through riku and beating up the heartless i guess jiminy knows in his unending wisdom will free riku to where he was before. ok so. riku is back at the heartless cyclone about to get fucked up again? like right now? (i mean obv not but obv)

diving into other portals now , wonder what if i miss one.
spamming thunder seems to kill them p easily. though theyre kinda annoying with the dodging. obvs go through each world and kill em off. pretty funny that sora rides the rides alone, like the water one especially with 2 empty seats lmao.

anyway we get all the hearts but kairi and young X comes out and is like yo you chase that guy you're gonna get fucked don't do it son...

he's called now by chip and da- Wait wasn't he just swallowed by the darkness cyclone the 2nd time??? how are these 2 calling him???? THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!?! HE GOT EATEN BY THE TORNADO AND THEN STARTED DIVING TO WORLDS JODIWJOIWJOIPJWIO

anyway he dives and finds kairi while diving cuz she was light and believed in him or WHATEVER. he also starts daydreaming of rapunzel and elsa/anna , guess hes interested in other girls obv. then they land back in the keyblade graveyard and EVERYONE IS A-OKAY SURE WHY NOT even though sora went back to the cyclone and everyone else went back to like whenever later. SURE.

oh so they went WAY back. here we are again with Terranort. So Sora just went back in time a little bit and everyone else went back like MORE. ok!!!

ok i missed this the first time but terranort wants to kill them all now for no real reason yet claims the X-blade can still be forged anyway. oh ok. so what was the point of gathering them unless hes just a liarpants. but now uhh... someone in terra's armor shows up (why wasn't he there last time??? why did sora doing whatever he did make this happen this time????) and he fights the terranort. now THIS TIME it lets me fight the heartless cyclone, gee i wonder why the game didnt let me fight it last time lol not likeit wouldve mattered, i wouldve "won" and "lost" anyway

it grows even bigger now (where the hell did all the friends go anyway now?) and uh. Some character i guess the game expects me to know but won't even bother trying to explain to someone who hasn't played its weird game or whatever is like hey imma help and he shoots around all the discarded keyblades to help i guess

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who are these people oh god (oh ok dead keyblade wielders)
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 10:39:14 PM
85
ok so now riku in the purple shows up so... this is the replica one who riku sat on the beach with before right and who was sad and lamented not being his own person right? not the evil one in san fransokyo? so why is he being all evil now? no sense bob! the evil riku in fransokyo had black robes.

again more cyclones of heartless. cool so that whole sequence of the 100 keyblade warriors was for nothing then i guess if we just need to do it again!!!! why arent they helping now??

riku to mickey "dont use time magic now or else you wont have enough for the final battle" HMMMM sounds like at least SOMEONE on the writing staff wrote a super powerful attack in for mickey and said "HEY SHOULDNT WE SAY WHY MICKEY ISNT DOING ALL THIS IMBA SHIT WE SAW HIM DO IN OTHER GAMES AND WE WROTE PROBABLY DOES IN THE FINAL BATTLE IN REGULAR BATTLES" yes good point riku

now yen side shows up and parts the red sea for them too bad he didnt show up earlier huh, guess he was running late

finally team sora meets up with team xehanort. Master X begins doing his shit he needs to do and everyone kind of stands around and lets it happen cuz i guess they don't mind. remind me why team sora is going along with this again? so they don't harm rapunzel et al? they can't just like, protect them?

"oh i guess i need to get through this door before it closes"

ok

i use one thunder attack and ansem immediately formchanges. like literally battle lasted 1 second and then a cutscene for some shit.

i literlaly used one attack and then got a cutscene and ansem left.

??????????????????????????????????????????????
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WiggumFan267
02/12/19 11:38:42 PM
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anyway riku and sora fight evil riku and xigbar and make a chump out of riku first

but it's not replica riku, its like ......... replica replica riku?????? or another replica of riku?????? or maybe it's the light half of riku replica and the other one was the dark half. ok! sure! og replica riku pieces out and wants to give the vessel for namine. i really hope its replica replica riku

anyway i guess xigbar is just chilling during all this so now time to fight him solo. he's beaten. xiggy says he only played along with the org cuz master X promised to... uh... give him his keyblade? dont think it works that way buddy. geez ok sure. then he throws himself off a cliff. seeya xigbar. i'm sure you'll just revive again for KH4. riku peaces out to give the replica or something and to find ansem. he left the fake body there though so i dunno

two down, 11 to go

now sora fights marluxia, larxene, and luxord with xemnas chillin in his orb doing some stuff i guess. after some fighting, he powers up luxord and he sucks mickey into a card. oh its time for card game again. sora wins. luxord is like ok cool have a card it'll help you. sora like lets play again. he says ok and vanishes.

next we fuck up marluxia. i like how they all get nice and calm and humble only after sora beats them. he's like hey i remember who i was now, thanks sora ok bye. i wonder what larxene thinks while watching this. weren't these guys already recompleted once when sora beat them the first time? like shouldn't marluxia remember this when sora beat him in CoM? anyway, she's dead too now. she didn't want to be a vessel for master X. why help him sora asks? her reason is a secret. ok.

mickey goes after xemnas

5 down

next terranort and vanitas with aqua and ven. terranort is killed but doesn't get a cutscene.
then vanitas is killed. his helmet falls off and sora is like aw shit its mean dawg. he's like yo we're all alike. sora is like fight with his and he's like nah im darkness im your shadow sort of. ven didn't want to be split apart into light and dark, he didnt have a choice. ok he's ok with being darkness and peaces out. i guess he had no real retribution arc. NOW they go to terranort (why did they set it up this way the other ones didnt). oh ok now i see why lol. HE FIGHTS THE DARKNESS INSIDE HIMSELF. he chains up the peeps. now he's norted again SORRY KIDS . hes about to straight up murder aqua and ven (by dropping them not choking, TOO VIOLENT) but....... uh.......... Ansem's dark guardian saves them? OH SHIT THAT WAS THE REAL TERRA ALL ALONG, he was ansem's guardian this whole time geez . i wonder why he didnt fuck up ansem or terranort sooner, too CONFLICTED i guess! but now HES BACK their VOICES kept him looking.

i wonder if this was planned from KH1 that he'd be the guardian heh

now its axel and kairi vs saix and uh... someone. after some fight, xemnas shows up and is like lmao you traitor axel fuck you. xemnas evaporates axel's keyblade and zaps him with his lightsabers lasers. but the MYSTERIOUS CLOAK person stops him. and its a female voice so i suppose it has to be xion even though that makes the least sense of anything because a) she was forgotten about and b) she should be trapped in sora. axel doesn't remember her. but she looks to still be bad at him and sora. OH NOW SORA (or oroxas i guess) KNOWS HER NAME???! saying her name makes her freak out. xemnas about to murder her instead now when BAM roxas shows up!! sure why not, guess sora managed to find a spare minute to free his heart or they had the vessel ready for roxas or something (But that doesn't explain why xion is here, you better explain this game). anyway yeah roxas came back via vessel as he says. but kairi is kidnapped by xemnas for the 800th time. roxas and xion will replace axel and kairi, to fight saix.

you better explain why xion is here, game!
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Murphiroth
02/12/19 11:47:12 PM
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The Guardian being Terra's heartless under Xehanort's control has been speculated for some time now! That was nice to see confirmed.

The Xion thing...is not really explained. I think all the research you see them doing in San Fransokyo is supposed to hint at her return maybe? It's a little weird.

WiggumFan267 posted...
. someone in terra's armor shows up (why wasn't he there last time??? why did sora doing whatever he did make this happen this time????) and he fights the terranort. )


I take it you haven't fought Lingering Will in KH2 FM? It's quite literally Terra's willpower clinging to life in his armor and he's just sort of been chilling in the Keyblade Graveyard for a decade. When Namine said she sensed Terra and would call to him that's what she meant and that's why he shows up then.
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 12:31:35 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
I take it you haven't fought Lingering Will in KH2 FM? It's quite literally Terra's willpower clinging to life in his armor and he's just sort of been chilling in the Keyblade Graveyard for a decade. When Namine said she sensed Terra and would call to him that's what she meant and that's why he shows up then.

oh believe me i did. i did about 80 times until i won lol. but i always took that as more of an emblematic fight than one with any plot significance. i was more being coy as to why he didn't show up before sora went to The Final World, if sora went back in time like 15 minutes or whatever. i also wasn't expecting it to speak, so thats why i thought someone was in there and it wasn't just his will or whatever. why did it fight sora in KH2 FM then?
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Murphiroth
02/13/19 1:09:09 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
Murphiroth posted...
I take it you haven't fought Lingering Will in KH2 FM? It's quite literally Terra's willpower clinging to life in his armor and he's just sort of been chilling in the Keyblade Graveyard for a decade. When Namine said she sensed Terra and would call to him that's what she meant and that's why he shows up then.

oh believe me i did. i did about 80 times until i won lol. but i always took that as more of an emblematic fight than one with any plot significance. i was more being coy as to why he didn't show up before sora went to The Final World, if sora went back in time like 15 minutes or whatever. i also wasn't expecting it to speak, so thats why i thought someone was in there and it wasn't just his will or whatever. why did it fight sora in KH2 FM then?


It sensed the stink of Xehanort on him IIRC and got salty and then calmed down after the fight.

Which did make me think that he should have showed up already with 13 'Norts around smelling up the joint but I guess it took Namine waking him up.
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 1:38:55 AM
90
i think i accidentally deleted my text post of one oops.

well that was unfortunate. i thought i had posted but i hadnt SORRY. so i skipped a lot because the next thing i have is everything from the end of the game when they go to the Scala ad Caelum, my bad. so i guess i missed my reaction to all of that

so here's from there. BIG PLOT SKIP

anyway Master X is here too excepts he's flickering prob he's data or something. theres 13 of them. they turn into monster mash. sora beats them and they zap into xehanort. this place is called Scala ad Caelum. if theres a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

so now im fighting uh... horse xehanort! in a city that tips on its sides!
then underwater (WHY CANT I CHANGE KEYBLADES HERE)
then splatoon.

ok i beat him.

so like why were we sent to this place? and why was he flickering?
im confused, wasnt the plan to lock him in time or something

anyway now its a fight vs him with the x-blade
come kingdom hearts! he says in the tinniest voice ever i miss leonard nimoy :(. he's got a good voice but it's not powerful enough.
also them stopping him from opening KH did literally nothing if he can just do it again from here, whatever this place is.

OH GOD MY CONTROLLER IS POSSESSED

anyway i win, but xehanort opened KH anyway. THE PURGE is gun happen. cuz he wanted to start over with balance or whatever. sora said nah you cant choose that. A REAL LEADER LEAVES HIS DESTINY UP TO WHAT IT WAS says sora. SORA'S FRIENDS fly out of kingdom hearts for some reason. they followed their hearts of course to him. terra glows with the light and ERAQUS flies out of him lmao ok sure. so eraqus lives in terra now. they DEMAND the x-blade. xehanort won't give it up but he doesn't have a choice. CALLBACK to wizard chess. xehanort finally gives up the x-blade to sora after his little flashback. Eraqus apologizes to Aqua and Ven for fucking around with them. Eraqus and Xehanort poof back into youngsters and then their hearts peace out. yknow xehanort couldve apologized for like murdering kairi but i guess we're not there yet. sora and co close kh with the X-blade so shit isnt fucked atfer all.

now sora is like but kairi is still gone, we're not done. every time he finds her, she keeps getting kidnapped (or "slips away"). sora has had enough of that happening, no kidding. so he's gonna find her even though he may never be back. he shoots his beam into the sky and ....

well mickey and co return to the castle.
BBS crew reunited.
ven gets a kitty chriity guy
358 crew renited with isa sure and the twilight town guys
even and ienzo and ansem bring namine to reality... without kairi somehow? and riku's like hey babe let's get dinner

everyone interacting on destiny islands beach
kairi is there. except sora poofs.
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 1:45:18 AM
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i guess i missed:

the 358 crew reunited
sora beating young X who goes home, xemnas feels loneliness finally, and riku will miss ansem NOT A BAD GUY AFTER ALL
xehanort murders kairi to lure sora and opens KH but the others stop him (even though he opens it later anyway), like why wasnt he expecting this he wanted to gather the light people. xion feels kairi. he goes to the cool place from the beginning, fights some horse xehanorts and that leads into the above part

so there ya go lol
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 2:09:04 AM
92
so after some quick investigation i guess sora dove into "dreamsleep" or whatever again, aka the power of awakenign to get kairi out but it sacrificed himself to do so. so he's in the sleep state... somewhere.

GREAT CLIFFHANGERS

post creds

hooded dude grabs the keyblade. back where it belongs! a horsehead , unicorn, bear, and hood chick all meet up to the hood guy. he summoned them. ohits the _____s. Luxu. and he's Xigbar i guess! i guess this would make some sense if i played these games! so now he can go back to the summoner peoples. Ava isn't here (dunno who that is SORRY!). Maleficient is watching cuz she never got her box. What a pointless part to interject in the story she was. Just searching for a box and never finds it. but yeah i guess these are the foretellers or whatever but I don't know their deal. I guess i have plenty of time to check out these games before KH4 'Lol'

another eraqus and xehanort chess scene. 7 black pieces and....?
and.... the next scene

sora wakes up in uh... Tokyo? like actual Tokyo not San Franokyo???? Riku is there too??? but i thought he was safe on destiny islands???? why are his eyes two different colors????

then theres someone in a cloak too doing a heart hand shape.

ok cool that made less sense than anything i've ever seen!!
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Murphiroth
02/13/19 2:17:46 AM
93
It's The World Ends With You Tokyo in the ending, apparently. And that's not Riku with two different eye colors, that's Yozora from the Verum Rex game in Toybox, which apparently may be real somehow.
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 2:17:50 AM
94
also apparently that wasnt riku on the rooftop. so it was sora, riku, verum rex guy (wtf) and some random cloako

ugh.

i wanted closure on sora's story dammit. i can't keep up with all this union X and back cover stuff and whatever comes with the next saga. why couldn't sora's story just end normally
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Bane_Of_Despair
02/13/19 2:24:09 AM
95
God I love it all so much
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hombad46
02/13/19 8:38:15 AM
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Yeah this was never meant to be the end of Sora's story so I wasn't really bothered by him vanishing. I did, however, find this game to be severely lacking as the conclusion to the Xehanort saga.
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 10:44:17 AM
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i'm sure they'll all be back!!!! i mean xigbar is back so whatever anything can happen, nothing is ever permanent. the worst was the complete misuse of maleficient in this game
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hombad46
02/13/19 10:55:24 AM
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WiggumFan267 posted...
i'm sure they'll all be back!!!! i mean xigbar is back so whatever anything can happen, nothing is ever permanent. the worst was the complete misuse of maleficient in this game


I think I'd say disuse instead of misuse
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WiggumFan267
02/13/19 12:15:11 PM
99
yes exactly.
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Bane_Of_Despair
02/13/19 12:19:02 PM
100
That didn't bother me so much because I knew that the whole Box thing had to be part of the next Saga, so it's still really early for that. This just shows that they were actively looking for it, more just set up really.
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