Poll of the Day > i decided to make a standard weed firecracker recipe

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argonautweakend
01/10/19 2:11:44 PM
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okay so the consensus in my last thread was i wasnt consuming enough edibles to get high post colon surgery.

okay so i looked up a standard recipe, one of hundreds online and am going to put them in the oven soon, all the prep is done.

The only different thing I did is all these recipes say take one graham cracker and split it in half to make the sandwich, whereas im using two entire graham crackers for the sandwich though I made sure each side was slathered with high fat PB and weed is touching the PB and not plain cracker anywhere.

Each one(4 firecracker sanwhiches in total) has a gram on it, when the recipe I used said one gram could make 4 firecrackers.

if quantity is what I need then quantity is what I shall get. Not consuming all at once of course but ill see what this does to me
argonautweakend
01/10/19 2:13:08 PM
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wont be able to consume until late evening though so no reports until then in which case this topic will probably be bye bye. ah heck
darcandkharg31
01/10/19 2:15:53 PM
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Hey NSA, this guy's trying to make explosives, get em!
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darcandkharg31
01/10/19 2:16:19 PM
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and he has drugs!
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argonautweakend
01/10/19 2:18:11 PM
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and to top it all off im wearing a turban!
I_Always_Die
01/10/19 2:19:21 PM
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those are literally the worst edibles they never get me high
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argonautweakend
01/11/19 12:08:04 AM
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i ate 3/4th of one then an hour later the rest of it.

Im like a 3/10. it feels like almost at any second i could become high, finally, but i feel like its not going to happen.

this is an entire gram on here. is that not enough?!
argonautweakend
01/11/19 12:09:25 AM
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though this is kinda middy weed, but ive heard some sites say weed quality doesnt matter as much for edibles.
HowardStern69
01/11/19 12:12:11 AM
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I have never had luck with firecrackers. If you're going to put weed in the oven, why not just cook it into butter, or even better, coconut oil?
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SmokeMassTree
01/11/19 10:01:03 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
i ate 3/4th of one then an hour later the rest of it.

Im like a 3/10. it feels like almost at any second i could become high, finally, but i feel like its not going to happen.

this is an entire gram on here. is that not enough?!


No, it's not.

You're doing it wrong anyway (from what you're describing).

Easy to follow recipe and it can be applied to many different things:

7 grams dried herb (more with worse herb, I would use an entire oz if it was reggy)
1 cup (two sticks) grass fed butter
Cheese cloth

Place the dried herb on a cookie sheet with parchment paper.
Preheat oven to 200 degrees
Place cookie seat in oven for 90 minutes
Check every 30 minutes to ensure it isn't burning (it shouldn't)
Remove sheet from oven
Finely grind herb
Add herb and butter to a crock pot (you can use a mason jar in a boiling pot of water but it's a pain to stand there for that long)
Let simmer for 2-3 hours
Strain butter through cheese cloth

You now have potent butter that can be eaten raw, used in cooking, and also used in baking. Should be good for about 4-8 servings depending on how much you like.

Warning: wherever you bake the herb at is going to smell amazing for several hours.
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Noop_Noop
01/11/19 10:50:38 AM
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what kind of backwards place do you live where you cant just go buy edibles?

also, im gonna hazard a guess that you have been eating and smoking during your preptime, both of which are going to adversely effect how lit you git boyeee
argonautweakend
01/11/19 11:56:54 AM
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One of a large handful of states in the us.

I wasnt smoking but i did eat regular food at the same time i consumed the firecracker.

And that looks like a good recipe smt but having the house free for that long might not happen for a while but ill keep it in mind.
Noop_Noop
01/11/19 2:40:35 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
One of a large handful of states in the us.

I wasnt smoking but i did eat regular food at the same time i consumed the firecracker.

And that looks like a good recipe smt but having the house free for that long might not happen for a while but ill keep it in mind.


the emptier your stomach is the better your results typically.
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