Board 8 > Well I fucked a married woman tonight.

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monolith_blue
12/30/18 1:55:20 AM
#101:


Could be worse. She could have wanted your baby.
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MZero11
12/30/18 1:58:53 AM
#102:


starcow posted...
not gonna lie i've done a lot of dumb stupid **** because i got horny


Honestly, when I reflect on my life, it's the root of like 90% of my bad decisions
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Lopen
12/30/18 2:09:11 AM
#103:


The story reads like erotic fanfiction Pun would write
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HaRRicH
12/30/18 2:13:15 AM
#104:


Banananor coming in with one of the most interesting posts here in awhile.

CaptainOfCrush posted...
Also, general question here - if all Rock would have done was kiss her and then leave due to his guilt, would you still consider that cheating from her perspective? What if Rock had left before her obvious advances had gotten physical at all - would she still be a cheater?


Yes to the kiss, no to the flirting but if it went some degree of physical like holding hands I''d still be mad about that.
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HaRRicH
12/30/18 2:14:25 AM
#105:


Lopen posted...
The story reads like erotic fanfiction Pun would write


A+
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handsomeboy2012
12/30/18 2:25:00 AM
#106:


scarletspeed7 posted...
Corrik posted...
handsomeboy2012 posted...
Meanwhile I still haven't fucked anyone

With a username like that, I can't even fathom why not.

If you think about it, a lot can happen in 6-7 years. handsomeboy may not be a handsomeman. Puberty hits hard.


This account was made when I was 14 which explains the dumb username. Probably going to change it as soon as it's eligible.
I was not exactly a handsomeboy back then and definitely not a handsomeman now.
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TheRock1525
12/30/18 12:59:54 PM
#107:


Lopen posted...
The story reads like erotic fanfiction Pun would write


There was no Journey playing on the jukebox.
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Corrik
12/30/18 2:05:18 PM
#108:


handsomeboy2012 posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
Corrik posted...
handsomeboy2012 posted...
Meanwhile I still haven't fucked anyone

With a username like that, I can't even fathom why not.

If you think about it, a lot can happen in 6-7 years. handsomeboy may not be a handsomeman. Puberty hits hard.


This account was made when I was 14 which explains the dumb username. Probably going to change it as soon as it's eligible.
I was not exactly a handsomeboy back then and definitely not a handsomeman now.

I mean, I don't think that explains the username at all...
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HaRRicH
12/30/18 3:20:28 PM
#109:


So...are you texting her back or nah?
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TheRock1525
12/31/18 1:30:13 AM
#110:


HaRRicH posted...
So...are you texting her back or nah?


I might, mostly because I think she may think there might be something long term here and I have no intention of that, and its much easier to be harsher and more confrontational via text when you can carefully craft words and responses.

Also because I won't have to stare into her eyes while doing it.

Btw if you're curious what she looks like, Google Jayne Cobb the camgirl, she's a good friend of mine and also looked like 80% like this woman.
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Corrik
12/31/18 1:34:29 AM
#111:


^trying to generate hits and plug his friend.

Lolol

Also, supposedly has a one night stand with a girl and wants to be "harsh and confrontational" with her for it.

This has to be fake.

If real, you know you could... Just not text her again. Lol.
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CaptainOfCrush
12/31/18 2:25:50 AM
#112:


Corrik posted...
If real, you know you could... Just not text her again. Lol.

It might be harsh, but yeah this is the way to do it. If you truly don't want yourself entangled, just don't text. She'll get the message, and I hardly think it's ruder than saying "sorry, this can't continue, I'm blocking your number" and actually going through with it because nobody does that.

The idea that you'd text her back IN ORDER TO cut the relationship off seems like you're being dishonest with yourself. If you want no more of this, it's ghostin' time.
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TheRock1525
12/31/18 2:34:52 AM
#113:


Except there is a 99.9% chance I will run into this woman again because I frequent this bar a lot.
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Corrik
12/31/18 9:41:27 AM
#114:


TheRock1525 posted...
Except there is a 99.9% chance I will run into this woman again because I frequent this bar a lot.

So just act like a normal person to her and don't get involved romantically with her if you don't wish to.
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redrocket
12/31/18 10:23:47 AM
#115:


TheRock1525 posted...
Except there is a 99.9% chance I will run into this woman again because I frequent this bar a lot.


That's why you don't shit where you eat :/
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TheRock1525
12/31/18 11:55:33 AM
#116:


Bar Bingo is ruined forever.
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Whiskey_Nick
12/31/18 12:06:28 PM
#117:


man i never get busy at bingo

its just me and 70 people over 70
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redrocket
12/31/18 12:13:01 PM
#118:


Whiskey_Nick posted...
man i never get busy at bingo

its just me and 70 people over 70


Out of 70 people there's not one GILF among them?
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Corrik
12/31/18 12:17:06 PM
#119:


redrocket posted...
Whiskey_Nick posted...
man i never get busy at bingo

its just me and 70 people over 70


Out of 70 people there's not one GILF among them?

Yeah. The one Rock supposedly went home with. Hope he learned something from it.
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TheRock1525
12/31/18 12:27:24 PM
#120:


Hey I got a phone number from a GILF back on Halloween.

Sadly I had to leave before it went anywhere.
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foolm0r0n
12/31/18 2:01:03 PM
#121:


That story is hot af. Definitely wish something like that would've happened to me.

It's pretty clear that you didn't do anything wrong, especially since consent was very strong the entire time. But that's because I have hedonistic tendencies. Ulti's incel-tier justification of "she was gonna do it anyway" is super weak and bad, but all the people blasting you for "ruining a marriage" etc are way worse. As if the instant a man gets married, the entirety of humanity now has a responsibility to ensure the wife remains tied to him. The dream of a weak straight man.
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INCEPTlON
12/31/18 2:03:40 PM
#122:


Cheating isnt black and white
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StealThisSheen
12/31/18 2:33:18 PM
#123:


Helping somebody cheat is pretty lame and scummy BUT you didn't really do anything "wrong." It's not like you were the one pushing for it or anything.

It happened and it's not like you're defending it or saying it isn't scummy so I see no real issue.

Fair, next.
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Mobilezoid
12/31/18 2:33:54 PM
#124:


I don't think anyone blasted him for ruining a marriage. If anything, most people fell for his "guilt" and went out of their way to absolve him.

This topic was just a poorly disguised brag and I'm about fifteen years past being impressed that someone had sex.
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ZXAdvent_Lucian
12/31/18 2:37:24 PM
#125:


foolm0r0n posted...
<insert the most wretched, disgusting things ever uttered on this board that singlehandedly made me question the narrative against incels here>

Please do not do that.
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TheRock1525
12/31/18 2:38:22 PM
#126:


Mobilezoid posted...
I don't think anyone blasted him for ruining a marriage. If anything, most people fell for his "guilt" and went out of their way to absolve him.

This topic was just a poorly disguised brag and I'm about fifteen years past being impressed that someone had sex.


I have no idea what makes you think any of this but ok.
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pjbasis
12/31/18 2:43:12 PM
#127:


Do you actually feel that powerless over sex?

Maybe you should reserve more compassion for cheaters then.
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foolm0r0n
12/31/18 3:08:41 PM
#128:


ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
<insert the most wretched, disgusting things ever uttered on this board that singlehandedly made me question the narrative against incels here>

Please do not do that.

Gender wage gap
Alimony
Bumble
Tampons

Have I given you enough excuses yet to pretend your inceldom is my fault and not your own deeply pathetic decision?

w e a k s t r a i g h t m a n
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ZXAdvent_Lucian
12/31/18 3:27:59 PM
#129:


foolm0r0n posted...
<schizophrenic ramblings>

Are you okay?
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StealThisSheen
12/31/18 3:35:59 PM
#130:


ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
<schizophrenic ramblings>

Are you okay?


How is anything in his post schizophrenic? Or are you just using "schizophrenic ramblings" as some time of generic insult?

No wonder you're how you are.
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Peace___Frog
12/31/18 3:41:01 PM
#131:


ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
<insert the most wretched, disgusting things ever uttered on this board that singlehandedly made me question the narrative against incels here>

Please do not do that.

You don't go in many topics if you honestly think that that was the most wretched, disgusting thing ever uttered here.

And if you pity incels or "question the narrative against them" then you're part of the problem imo.
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ZXAdvent_Lucian
12/31/18 3:43:52 PM
#132:


StealThisSheen posted...
How is anything in his post schizophrenic? Or are you just using "schizophrenic ramblings" as some time of generic insult?

No wonder you're how you are.

I'm going to assume you're genuinely unaware of the definition of schizophrenic, because I'd feel like an asshole if I called someone who honest to god didn't know this a troll. Follow these steps.
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Input "schizophrenia Wikipedia" into the search bar.
3. Click the first link that appears.
4. Read, homie, READ!

Peace___Frog posted...
You don't go in many topics if you honestly think that that was the most wretched, disgusting thing ever uttered here.

And if you pity incels or "question the narrative against them" then you're part of the problem imo.

Hahahaha.
Yikes.
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StealThisSheen
12/31/18 3:44:47 PM
#133:


You don't function well in society, do you
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ZXAdvent_Lucian
12/31/18 3:46:12 PM
#134:


StealThisSheen posted...
You don't function well in society, do you

Just because I say "homie" doesn't mean I claim benefits
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Peace___Frog
12/31/18 3:50:53 PM
#135:


ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
Hahahaha.
Yikes.

Yeah, you should yikes at what some of our resident alt right types like to assert in various topics! Consider yourself blessed that you haven't read their bile.
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foolm0r0n
12/31/18 3:52:07 PM
#136:


Remember in 2019 you can be like ZX, or you can be like Rock

Let's all strive to fuck married women
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ZXAdvent_Lucian
12/31/18 3:55:25 PM
#137:


Peace___Frog posted...
ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
Hahahaha.
Yikes.

Yeah, you should yikes at what some of our resident alt right types like to assert in various topics! Consider yourself blessed that you haven't read their bile.

You know the alt-right is controlled opposition, right? Not sure why you're so afraid of 'em.
foolm0r0n posted...
<unsolicited opinions???>

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StealThisSheen
12/31/18 3:56:59 PM
#138:


ZXAdvent_Lucian posted...
<unsolicited opinions???>


Please leave. I'm trying to read foolmo's very solicited opinions.
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Paratroopa1
12/31/18 3:59:03 PM
#139:


man monogamy is weird as fuck
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