Current Events > 500 trillion dollars but you get it in pennies

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The pennies get dropped at whatever location you're presently at.


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Dropped from how high?

I'm honestly not sure if it's worth the hastle to try and convert 500 trillion worth of pennies...
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Uh no. 50 quadrillion pennies being dropped on me would kill me and cause a lot of damage to the area.
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That's 69.1% of a cubic mile in pennies.
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I'm not turning down free money.
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Ray_Dorset posted...

That's 69.1% of a cubic mile in pennies.

That's an odd way of saying 0.691 cubic miles

SaltyWet posted...

I'm not turning down free money.

This. I'll just be at my buddy's farm and haul it off.
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Ray_Dorset posted...

That's 69.1% of a cubic mile in pennies.

That's an odd way of saying 0.691 cubic miles

That's an odd way of saying 691,000 ppm of a cubic mile.
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Ray_Dorset posted...

That's 69.1% of a cubic mile in pennies.

That's an odd way of saying 0.691 cubic miles

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Definitely.

Line the truck bed with 5 gallon buckets of pennies and drive to town where they have a coinstar.

PMarth2002 posted...

Dropped from how high?

I'm honestly not sure if it's worth the hastle to try and convert 500 trillion worth of pennies...

Doesnt matter, could be an inch from the floor, you are still getting crushed by millions of tons of pennies.
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Pennies are useless. We should do without them.

And I hate handling them - they always make your fingers smell after touching them.

So, no deal. Not worth the bother. And if they're dropped randomly like that they would more than likely get stolen anyway. But then again, maybe some desperate people would get them and make use of them. So I personally wouldn't bother with them, but nearby strangers might. So....maybe?
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that is a lot of pennies i could shove up my ass
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DevsBro posted...

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Ray_Dorset posted...

That's 69.1% of a cubic mile in pennies.

That's an odd way of saying 0.691 cubic miles

That's an odd way of saying 691,000 ppm of a cubic mile.

It's also a cone slightly less than 7/8 of a mile in radius and height, assuming that the cone has radius equal to height (~.870 miles)
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Even if given in a legitimate form, 500 trillion dollars out of nowhere would destroy basically every economy in the world.
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That many pennies at once would kill me and most of my neighbors, probably cause a massive earthquake and depress the crust of the earth.

Rioushu posted...

Even if given in a legitimate form, 500 trillion dollars out of nowhere would destroy basically every economy in the world.

Well as long as you managed to keep it a secret and just spent a little at a time....

Of course 500 trillion pennies is pretty much impossible to keep secret.

Maybe some nice stacks of 100s instead....
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