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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/18 5:17:28 PM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manos:_The_Hands_of_Fate
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/18 5:18:27 PM
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P4wn4g3
12/11/18 5:18:32 PM
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Any of the MST3K specials are candidates.
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AlephZero
12/11/18 5:18:48 PM
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black panther
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Jagr_68
12/11/18 5:19:20 PM
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Birdemic: Shock and Terror
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P4wn4g3
12/11/18 5:21:07 PM
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P sure Gamera was my legit most hated bad movie, and I couldn't even find it funny with voice overs.
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spudger
12/11/18 5:21:55 PM
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Skydivers
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thronedfire2
12/11/18 5:22:29 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fun in Balloon Land.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1577811/
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is that supposed to be a horror movie?
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/18 5:42:36 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
is that supposed to be a horror movie?

...maybe?
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HylianFox
12/11/18 5:44:06 PM
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MST3K alone did other movies worse than "Manos"

Castle of Fu Manchu
Monster A-Go-Go
Fire Maidens of Outer Space
ANY of the Coleman Francis films (Red Zone Cuba, The Skydivers, The Beast of Yucca Flats)
The Creeping Terror

and others
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Reis
12/11/18 5:44:22 PM
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infinity war
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coinstarcad
12/11/18 5:48:16 PM
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I haven't seen Manos, but if it has just one thing not shitty about it then it's better than Plan 9 From Outer Space.
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/18 5:54:30 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
I haven't seen Manos, but if it has just one thing not shitty about it then it's better than Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Now now, that one scene of Bela Lugosi in a graveyard that was reused six or seven times was pretty good.
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lightwarrior78
12/11/18 5:54:34 PM
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Probably not that have survived, but at the same time I hate ragging too much on what was essentially a home movie project.
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Questionmarktarius
12/11/18 5:57:30 PM
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So, uh, anyone else buy the Bluray?
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bobbaaay
12/11/18 6:00:23 PM
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The Robocop remake
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HylianFox
12/11/18 6:00:57 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
So, uh, anyone else buy the Bluray?

Yeppers
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neverwin
12/11/18 6:03:28 PM
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Nookie
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/11/18 9:37:59 PM
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bump
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YookaLaylee
12/11/18 9:40:33 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
The Robocop remake

That wasnt bad. It was just meh.
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au_gold
12/11/18 9:40:59 PM
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The Last Jedi
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/12/18 12:05:44 PM
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au_gold posted...
The Last Jedi


What?
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Skye Reynolds
12/12/18 12:12:35 PM
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Monster A-Go-Go
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/12/18 9:08:42 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Monster A-Go-Go


What's that about?
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HylianFox
12/12/18 9:29:28 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Monster A-Go-Go


What's that about?

Nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGHJ7VlYYc" data-time="

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The Great Muta 22
12/12/18 9:30:50 PM
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I blame this topic on the fact that I now have binged 10 MST3K episodes today and done all of nothing on my day off.

No complaints tbh
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HylianFox
12/12/18 9:32:10 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
I blame this topic on the fact that I now have binged 10 MST3K episodes today

That's all I do every day.

rarely do I not have MST3K playing in the background
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kuwab0
12/12/18 9:33:08 PM
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GeneralKenobi85
12/12/18 9:33:39 PM
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Monster a Go-Go wasn't even a fun MST3K episode in my opinion.
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KFHEWUI
12/12/18 9:38:39 PM
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DevsBro
12/12/18 9:39:31 PM
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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
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Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:42:45 PM
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The room
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brestugo
12/12/18 9:47:42 PM
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The MST3K treatment was genious. The movie is so bad it's good - yet it still manages to be creepy.
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The Great Muta 22
12/12/18 9:47:48 PM
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HylianFox posted...
The Great Muta 22 posted...
I blame this topic on the fact that I now have binged 10 MST3K episodes today

That's all I do every day.

rarely do I not have MST3K playing in the background


I've gone through stages for the last like, 15+ years or so where I watched it an insane amount. I remember being a teenager and having to give money to my dad and convince him to buy a VHS of a bunch of episodes over Ebay back in like, 01-02. And explaining "it's a show where a guy and two robots watch old bad movies and make fun of them" was a strange conversation, from what I remember.
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Hexenherz
12/12/18 9:54:10 PM
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KFHEWUI posted...
The Amazing Bulk

you shut your mouth

also the Witchcraft movies are way worse.
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au_gold
12/12/18 9:54:48 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
au_gold posted...
The Last Jedi


What?

The recent Star Wars film.
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brestugo
12/12/18 9:58:58 PM
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Anyone remember when Comedy Central ran MST3K all day every Thanksgiving? They called it Turkey Day.
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Skye Reynolds
12/12/18 10:35:05 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Monster A-Go-Go


What's that about?


An astronaut goes into space and comes back as a giant. They pursue him into a tunnel. Then, without warning,



"As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some dark phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension... Suddenly, there was no trace. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness."


The producers bought the existing footage from an unfinished film and that was how they decided to deal with the absence of the principle cast members.
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Shotgunnova
12/12/18 10:40:16 PM
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If there's a worse movie, you can find it on Jessica Alba's IMDB.
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Kisai
12/12/18 10:40:38 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fun in Balloon Land.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1577811/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cpSYje53H0" data-time="

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UnholyMudcrab
12/12/18 10:44:35 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
I haven't seen Manos, but if it has just one thing not shitty about it then it's better than Plan 9 From Outer Space.

Plan 9 is at least entertainingly bad. Manos is just boring. It has no entertainment value.
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NotWhiteNinja
12/12/18 10:45:41 PM
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I can think of one, but the first half of the title is a ToU violation in and of itself. The second half (which isn't) is "from Outer Space". (And no, I don't mean "Plan 9". That wouldn't be a violation.)

Oh also Cloverfield. Fuck that lame-ass shit.
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Skye Reynolds
12/12/18 10:49:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Fun in Balloon Land.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1577811/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cpSYje53H0" data-time="


I think the Balloon Land theme song would work well in a video game. Like, if you had a more mature version of Big Boo's Merry-Go-Round from Super Mario 64, having that theme playing out of focus would give off kind of an eerie vibe. It has kind of a "you shouldn't be here" quality to it.

dl05HUN

I don't know. Maybe I'm just weird.
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hockeybub89
12/12/18 10:56:30 PM
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Not as bad as Manos, but those Aztec Mummy movies are pretty awful.
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Thaddeus_J_Pibb
12/12/18 11:00:33 PM
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Presumably the Sex and the City movie.
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lightwarrior78
12/13/18 4:46:52 PM
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I also wonder how those "worst of" lists have the caveat: not including gratuitous sexploitation flicks. I've always been sorry MST3K and rifftrax never hit that subsection of film. I'd give good money for a rifftraxs of Flesh Gordan.
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Romulox28
12/13/18 4:49:49 PM
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anything by Neil Breen

seriously, go look up his movie Fateful Findings
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Questionmarktarius
12/13/18 4:51:32 PM
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lightwarrior78 posted...
I also wonder how those "worst of" lists have the caveat: not including gratuitous sexploitation flicks. I've always been sorry MST3K and rifftrax never hit that subsection of film. I'd give good money for a rifftraxs of Flesh Gordan.

We ought get some CEmen together and riff over bad hentai or something.
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lightwarrior78
12/13/18 4:54:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
lightwarrior78 posted...
I also wonder how those "worst of" lists have the caveat: not including gratuitous sexploitation flicks. I've always been sorry MST3K and rifftrax never hit that subsection of film. I'd give good money for a rifftraxs of Flesh Gordan.

We ought get some CEmen together and riff over bad hentai or something.


I've tried that with friends, and it isn't easy for hentai. You either get a boring rom com with a sex scene or two, or something so weird you just end up going "what the fuck" and "ewwww" al ot.
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