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Another_Voice
12/09/18 3:34:06 PM
#1:


- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month
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Damn_Underscore
12/09/18 3:34:43 PM
#2:


- Made this topic
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Acceptance
12/09/18 3:36:04 PM
#3:


I figured you wouldve went all out and said something like:

Caucasian
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mattnd2007
12/09/18 3:36:20 PM
#4:


Mark and move on
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Shotgunnova
12/09/18 3:39:19 PM
#5:


Another_Voice posted...
Brown eyes

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DarkTransient
12/09/18 3:40:16 PM
#6:


Another_Voice posted...
- Under 7" penis


I'd be really interested to hear your theory on how two men can reproduce without a woman (who will certianly not have a 7"+ penis if she's got her reproductive capabilities).
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Ray_Dorset
12/09/18 3:40:40 PM
#7:


Another_Voice posted...
- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month


did you copy and paste your dating profile?
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cmiller4642
12/09/18 3:41:36 PM
#8:


Return of Kings needs to come back just to give OP something to read
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Freddie_Mercury
12/09/18 3:42:30 PM
#9:


Another_Voice posted...
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull



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Ambience
12/09/18 3:44:40 PM
#10:


Ray_Dorset posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month


did you copy and paste your dating profile?

Ayyyy lmao
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Ryuko_Chan
12/09/18 3:45:01 PM
#11:


interesting topic
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GiftedACIII
12/09/18 3:45:51 PM
#12:


Ambience posted...
Ray_Dorset posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month


did you copy and paste your dating profile?

Ayyyy lmao

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EffectAndCause
12/09/18 3:47:25 PM
#13:


GiftedACIII posted...
Ambience posted...
Ray_Dorset posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month


did you copy and paste your dating profile?

Ayyyy lmao

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rikasa
12/09/18 3:47:47 PM
#14:


There's 1 or 2 that are a bit iffy but otherwise I'm pretty exceptional. It's annoying to be constantly appraised in that sense though.
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/09/18 3:48:57 PM
#15:


Damn_Underscore posted...
- Made this topic

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HylianFox
12/09/18 3:50:45 PM
#16:


Damn_Underscore posted...
- Made this topic

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catboy0_0
12/09/18 3:50:51 PM
#17:


mattnd2007 posted...
Mark and move on

mark what? thought your name was matt
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Hicks233
12/09/18 3:57:43 PM
#18:


DarkTransient posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 7" penis


I'd be really interested to hear your theory on how two men can reproduce without a woman (who will certianly not have a 7"+ penis if she's got her reproductive capabilities).

The beard as well...
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EzeDoesIt
12/09/18 3:59:04 PM
#19:


Ray_Dorset posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month


did you copy and paste your dating profile?

lol /flopic
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Vicious_Dios
12/09/18 4:10:26 PM
#20:


This is fucking hilarious, but I'll bite.

- Under 6' tall - Much taller than that. Like, way more.
- Lanky/skinny build - I'm swole as fuck.
- Under 7" penis - Much bigger than that... while flaccid.
- Bald(ing) - Still have my full head of hairs.
- IQ below 130 - I is smarter then thas.
- Brownthat - Mix of green, blue, and gray, baby!
- Any kind of mental disorder - Nope. Liberalism in these bones.
- Bad social skills - Nope. The only friends I need are two, and they're always with me.
- Bad eyesight - 20/20 x-ray, binocular vision.
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics - I'm symmetrical as fuck. Chiseled cheekbones, square jaw, and mean eyebrows.
- Can't grow a full beard - call me wolfman. AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!
- Non manly sounding voice - deeper than Marianas Trench.
- Vegetarian/vegan - They're tasty, but not enough meat on them.
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull - Da fuck?
- Don't read at least one book per month - Trick option. Reading is for dorks, nerds, and doofuses.

Sorry, you re not worthy of my chilluns.
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marthsheretoo
12/09/18 4:12:30 PM
#21:


Another_Voice posted...
Under 7" penis


We talking soft or hard, here?
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DarkTransient
12/09/18 4:14:14 PM
#22:


Hicks233 posted...
DarkTransient posted...
Another_Voice posted...
- Under 7" penis


I'd be really interested to hear your theory on how two men can reproduce without a woman (who will certianly not have a 7"+ penis if she's got her reproductive capabilities).

The beard as well...


That one isn't completely impossible, though.
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