Current Events > Scenario: you have a freaky friday swap with Trump tomorrow

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SocialistGamer
12/09/18 2:23:08 PM
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What do?
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BuckVanHammer
12/09/18 2:28:16 PM
#2:


Shave my head.
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VictimComplex
12/09/18 2:28:36 PM
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Publicly admit to everything criminal Trump has done

Bang Ivanka

Attempt to assassinate Vladimir Putin probably getting Trump killed in the process
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TheDogfather
12/09/18 2:29:54 PM
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Eat a sandwich, play golf, then nuke the Earth.
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rikasa
12/09/18 2:30:23 PM
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If it were a very important day full of crises I'd try my best to be a good president and do what's right for the country.

Just a normal day or I'm completely shut out of political decisions? Just get on Twitter and start mother fucking trolling.
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cmiller4642
12/09/18 2:32:32 PM
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Declare myself a Democrat
Support every thing that Republicans are afraid of (Gay marriage, gun control, Socialism)
Kick Mike Pence out as VP and replace him with Hillary Clinton
Threaten to resign on Twitter
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boxington
12/09/18 2:34:58 PM
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idk if the process would be permanent, so I'd try to get in better shape.

get rid of the ridiculous hair after I got jacked.

listen to my advisers, and if they were shitty, get some new advisers.

idk.
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Hexenherz
12/09/18 2:35:53 PM
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Call all my supporters some of the biggest idiots in the entire history of humanity, say some things to implicate Pence and then immediately resign.
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Sativa_Rose
12/09/18 2:36:32 PM
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Say that I have changed my mind on climate change and that we will be taking it very seriously from now on.
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littlebro07
12/09/18 5:11:48 PM
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Shave my head and grow a beard

Fuck Melania and Ivanka

"Accidentally" tweet dick pics
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/09/18 5:12:50 PM
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Are you out of your fucking mind?!? TOMORROW IS MONDAY!
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Zikten
12/09/18 5:13:38 PM
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VictimComplex posted...
Attempt to assassinate Vladimir Putin probably getting Trump killed in the process

yea but you would die then. and Trump is not dead. he's in your body
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Sativa_Rose
12/09/18 5:32:10 PM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Advocate for a single bill that includes ending the war on drugs, massive cuts to overall spending in every single department with a balance budget, cuts to healthcare plans to members of Congress, cuts to taxes for everyone, and full fledge legalization of marijuana all in one and publicly shame everyone member of Congress that dares say theyll vote no and claim that they hate the poor and America.


1 hour later

Senate Republicans commit to supporting effort to impeach Donald Trump.
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