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UnfairRepresent
12/09/18 11:47:49 AM
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Your son and his best friend have been inseperable, playing together before and after school, working together in school. Doing homework together, practing football together, climbing trees together, playing video games together almost literally every day.

Until one day the other kids' parents angrily come to your home and tell you in no uncertain terms that your son is a terrible influence on their daughter, that boy play with boys and girls play with girls. That's the way it is. They then demand you keep him away from their girl.

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Your son knew this was coming because he figured out that they hated him and is breaking down in tears in his room thinking he won't get to be with best friend again.

How do you react? What do you do?
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Gafemage
12/09/18 11:56:19 AM
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Funkydog
12/09/18 11:57:15 AM
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I ask Wesley to step out from the shadows and adopt the daughter.
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Solid Sonic
12/09/18 12:00:03 PM
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Give him a big hug and remind him that what other people say about him isn't true. That no one will understand him like his parents and that's okay.

GOD I AM SUCH A FUCKING MONSTER.
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catboy0_0
12/09/18 12:00:57 PM
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Gafemage posted...
shut the fuck up

I say the same thing to those parents too
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uwnim
12/09/18 1:51:43 PM
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I have no issue with them being friends and as such have no cause to keep my son away from their daughter. If they are so concerned, then it is their responsibility to make sure their daughter stays away from their perceived bad influences.
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UnfairRepresent
12/09/18 4:02:27 PM
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uwnim posted...
I have no issue with them being friends and as such have no cause to keep my son away from their daughter. If they are so concerned, then it is their responsibility to make sure their daughter stays away from their perceived bad influences.

So what do you say to them?
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Blue_Dream87
12/09/18 4:05:44 PM
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Tell them to stay the fuck away from my son, and let the two be. And take their archaic shit back to the 60s.
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rikasa
12/09/18 4:08:02 PM
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I use the opportunity to teach my son that sometimes the answer is just no even if it's not fair.
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catboy0_0
12/09/18 4:35:06 PM
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rikasa posted...
I use the opportunity to teach my son that sometimes the answer is just no even if it's not fair.

interesting
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uwnim
12/09/18 4:38:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...
I have no issue with them being friends and as such have no cause to keep my son away from their daughter. If they are so concerned, then it is their responsibility to make sure their daughter stays away from their perceived bad influences.

So what do you say to them?

Pretty much that just reworded so it makes sense.
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The_Ivory_Man
12/09/18 4:42:46 PM
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Is this my gay son who hangs out with his gay boyfriend?

Because this seems awfully like one of those posts.
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Chugguhchugguh
12/09/18 4:44:31 PM
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How do me you and will Smiths kids always end up in a topic together

We can get rid of jaden and have this place all to ourselves
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slimfizzle2
12/09/18 4:45:10 PM
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But my hypothetical gay son is more feminine than there butch daughter
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UnfairRepresent
12/10/18 8:54:15 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
rikasa posted...
I use the opportunity to teach my son that sometimes the answer is just no even if it's not fair.

interesting

ouch
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/18 5:13:16 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
But my hypothetical gay son is more feminine than there butch daughter

Who said he was gay?
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Sphyx
12/12/18 5:20:18 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
one day the other kids' parents angrily come to your home

They then demand


"Babe, get the garden hose! There's dogshit on our front step and i intend to clean house!"
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