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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:41:10 AM
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Pick your number. - Results (8 votes)
1: you burn to death in lava.
0% (0 votes)
0
2: Drown to death and get skull fucked by an octopus.
0% (0 votes)
0
3: you have to live out your years trying not to get killed by Jason Vorhees.
12.5% (1 vote)
1
4: you get sucked into the vacuum of space and get skull fucked by an alien.
37.5% (3 votes)
3
5: you win the 1 billion dollars in the lottery, but then you die in a month being mauled by a bear.
12.5% (1 vote)
1
6: you get in a car crash, get paralyzed from the waist down, but at least you saved a bunch of money on your car insura
0% (0 votes)
0
7: You get a free sandwich for life, but get painful diarrhea once a month.
25% (2 votes)
2
8: you win your dream car in a contest, but then someone runs you over with it moments after and you get paralyzed from
0% (0 votes)
0
9: Nothing happens your life stays the same.
12.5% (1 vote)
1
10: you get a free Nintendo Switch, but it's all covered in Cheeto stains.
0% (0 votes)
0
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Keebs05
12/06/18 2:43:35 AM
2
Do I only get one free sandwich?
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:44:10 AM
3
#6 you get paralyzed from the waist down, but at least you saved a bunch of money on your ar insurance by switching to Geiko.

(The whole thing didnt fit)
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:45:22 AM
4
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:46:34 AM
5
Also #8 you get paralyzed from the neck down.
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Zangulus
12/06/18 2:49:31 AM
6
4: you get sucked into the vacuum of space and get skull fucked by an alien.

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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:50:37 AM
7
Zangulus posted...
4: you get sucked into the vacuum of space and get skull fucked by an alien.

vYFhvfT


lol
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Keebs05
12/06/18 3:14:24 AM
8
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it
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PMarth2002
12/06/18 3:23:18 AM
9
... Why is diarheea one of the better options here?
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Mead
12/06/18 3:27:43 AM
10
Yeesh 10 is so fucked up what is wrong with tc
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wwinterj25
12/06/18 6:08:44 AM
11
5. Living a month as a billionaire was cool I guess.
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Olld-Onne
12/06/18 1:59:08 PM
12
I picked 5, there are no Bears native in my country and I never go to the zoo, explain lol.
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LinkPizza
12/06/18 2:01:37 PM
13
Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yep!
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LinkPizza
12/06/18 2:02:01 PM
14
Olld-Onne posted...
I picked 5, there are no Bears native in my country and I never go to the zoo, explain lol.

The bear takes a plane to find you...
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GanglyKhan
12/06/18 2:32:41 PM
15
Wait, why can't the bear skullfuck
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Olld-Onne
12/06/18 2:41:10 PM
16
LinkPizza posted...
Olld-Onne posted...
I picked 5, there are no Bears native in my country and I never go to the zoo, explain lol.

The bear takes a plane to find you...

: )
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:44:55 PM
17
PMarth2002 posted...
... Why is diarheea one of the better options here?


Because free stuff is good even if diarrhea is a symptom.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:45:59 PM
18
Mead posted...
Yeesh 10 is so fucked up what is wrong with tc


Plot twist: you try to clean it off, but youll never get that greasy feel off of it.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:48:38 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yep!


Just try to remember the worst type of diarrhea youve had and multiply that by 100.

Youre welcome. ;)
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OhhhJa
12/06/18 2:52:13 PM
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Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yeah that one's clearly the best option. I get painful diarrhea at least once a month as is
solid_kush
12/06/18 2:57:42 PM
21
GanglyKhan posted...
Wait, why can't the bear skullfuck


Granted.

The bear skull fucks you before and after your death and the bear will even allow its cubs to skull fuck you as well. Your dead skull will become a traditional artifact for the bears entire generation until the end of time. Just picture generations of generations of bears putting good use to your skull.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 2:59:29 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yeah that one's clearly the best option. I get painful diarrhea at least once a month as is


So option 9 and 10 is a worse option?
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OhhhJa
12/06/18 3:04:06 PM
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solid_kush posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yeah that one's clearly the best option. I get painful diarrhea at least once a month as is


So option 9 and 10 is a worse option?

Free sandwiches for life would be amazing. As long as subs count that is. I can easily just buy a switch. Free sandwiches would save me tons on food. Unless you're just saying one free sandwich for life
solid_kush
12/06/18 3:04:09 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
5. Living a month as a billionaire was cool I guess.


The bear gets to skull fuck you also.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 3:05:33 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
solid_kush posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Keebs05 posted...
solid_kush posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Do I only get one free sandwich?


As many you want for a lifetime, but youll have excruciating diarrhea once a month.

Worth it

Yeah that one's clearly the best option. I get painful diarrhea at least once a month as is


So option 9 and 10 is a worse option?

Free sandwiches for life would be amazing. As long as subs count that is. I can easily just buy a switch. Free sandwiches would save me tons on food. Unless you're just saying one free sandwich for life


As many as possible, but the diarrhea youll get will be 100x worse than any diarrhea youve ever had.
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solid_kush
12/06/18 3:06:29 PM
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Olld-Onne posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Olld-Onne posted...
I picked 5, there are no Bears native in my country and I never go to the zoo, explain lol.

The bear takes a plane to find you...

: )


;)
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OhhhJa
12/06/18 3:07:56 PM
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As many as possible, but the diarrhea youll get will be 100x worse than any diarrhea youve ever had.


Well, that's not fair. That wasn't in the OP. Plus, if its 100 times worse than any I've had I'd probably die.

The bear gets to skull fuck you also.


But is it an actual bear or a big hairy gay dude
solid_kush
12/06/18 3:09:35 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
As many as possible, but the diarrhea youll get will be 100x worse than any diarrhea youve ever had.


Well, that's not fair. That wasn't in the OP. Plus, if its 100 times worse than any I've had I'd probably die.

The bear gets to skull fuck you also.


But is it an actual bear or a big hairy gay dude


An actual bear.
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JimCarrysToe
12/06/18 3:39:48 PM
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4.

That is NOT my fetish....
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