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saspa
12/03/18 12:05:35 PM
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Marvel: Oh yeah?? Well, then here's fricking Scarlet Witch with a robot android thing, Vision! Hah bet you'll think twice before questioning our pairings again!

... and yet somehow still only the second most awkward relationship ever given to scarlet witch.
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JONICS
12/03/18 12:06:15 PM
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Those fa arts of hulk fucking BW were fuckin hilarious
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Paper_Okami
12/03/18 12:06:36 PM
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Vision and Scarlet Witch is a prominent paring in the comics
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DrizztLink
12/03/18 12:06:54 PM
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Romulox28
12/03/18 12:07:04 PM
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vision was such a lame character. i would have ripped that fucking rock right out of his forehead in 5 minutes
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ThePrinceFish
12/03/18 12:07:11 PM
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saspa posted...
... and yet somehow still only the second most awkward relationship ever given to scarlet witch.

*grins incestuously*
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Zikten
12/03/18 12:07:20 PM
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Paper_Okami posted...
Vision and Scarlet Witch is a prominent paring in the comics

This

The first pairing was made up

But Wanda and Vision is very famous in the comics
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JONICS
12/03/18 12:07:31 PM
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Quicksilver x Scarlet Witch also happened
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Ivynn
12/03/18 12:08:26 PM
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Vision and Scarlet Witch have been together for decades bruh

JONICS posted...
Quicksilver x Scarlet Witch also happened


We don't talk about the Ultimate universe.
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saspa
12/03/18 12:08:34 PM
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That movie had so much going on that this particular pairing didn't stand out as much as the other one did in Avengers 2, but nevertheless it's still pretty stupid. So far I think only Starlord and Gamorah have had the good chemistry? They're the only ones I've rooted for.
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Guy_Fieri
12/03/18 12:13:18 PM
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I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man
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Ivynn
12/03/18 12:14:41 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man


She gets the BBC from Black Panther.
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Zikten
12/03/18 12:15:54 PM
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Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man

In the comics she was in love with the original Captain Marvel but I don't even know if he's in this movie
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RiderofHogs
12/03/18 12:17:12 PM
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Muffinz0rz
12/03/18 12:18:03 PM
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Let's be real, all these MCU romances are completely unnecessary and add zero points of value to the overall story. You could delete Banner x Widow, or Witch x Vision, and arguably even Clint x Wife or Stark x Potts and nothing would be lost.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/03/18 12:18:24 PM
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Tony and Pepper are the best mcu couple
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Zikten
12/03/18 12:21:11 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
Steve x Bucky 4evurrr xD

Especially weird sounding if you know that in the comics Steve is like 10 or more years older than Bucky. They aged him up in the movie so they didn't have a 12 year old fighting Nazis in First Avenger
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s0nicfan
12/03/18 12:21:30 PM
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Marvel is fine taking risks:
jdkk3oP
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SSJGrimReaper
12/03/18 12:21:34 PM
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Goats posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Tony and Pepper are the best mcu couple


Mjolnir and Thor bruh mewtwo

mjolnir broke up with him tho
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Ivynn
12/03/18 12:22:40 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Goats posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Tony and Pepper are the best mcu couple


Mjolnir and Thor bruh mewtwo

mjolnir broke up with him tho


Literally.
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DrizztLink
12/03/18 12:38:03 PM
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Ivynn posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Goats posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Tony and Pepper are the best mcu couple


Mjolnir and Thor bruh mewtwo

mjolnir broke up with him tho


Literally.

Dumped him for a cliffside in Norway.
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
12/03/18 12:55:15 PM
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Zikten posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man

In the comics she was in love with the original Captain Marvel but I don't even know if he's in this movie


More recently she was with War Machine
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Anarchy_Juiblex
12/03/18 12:59:48 PM
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saspa posted...
with a robot android thing


Meh, a living embodiment of the mind stone is probably more alive than regular life form.
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saspa
12/04/18 11:47:03 AM
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I like that joke about how black widow "gets around" or whatever. It's true that she has chemistry with nearly all the guys. First it was flirting with Iron Man, then that kiss with Captain America, obviously there's Bruce, and she already has a close relationship with Hawkeye. And you could tell that Black Panther was into her in Civil War, he was totally checking her out and she knew it, flirting with him and leading him on. I like that about her character, fits the whole black widow thing.
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s0nicfan
12/04/18 11:50:01 AM
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saspa posted...
I like that joke about how black widow "gets around" or whatever. It's true that she has chemistry with nearly all the guys. First it was flirting with Iron Man, then that kiss with Captain America, obviously there's Bruce, and she already has a close relationship with Hawkeye. And you could tell that Black Panther was into her in Civil War, he was totally checking her out and she knew it, flirting with him and leading him on. I like that about her character, fits the whole black widow thing.


Don't forget her playing Loki. Being a flirt is basically her super power.
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hollow_shrine
12/04/18 11:52:36 AM
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Paper_Okami posted...
Vision and Scarlet Witch is a prominent paring in the comics

Yup going back to like the nineties or something. I'm pretty sure they got married. I think she might have even contrived some way to have kids with him that then later end up disappearing for plot reasons.
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saspa
12/05/18 4:05:17 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
saspa posted...
I like that joke about how black widow "gets around" or whatever. It's true that she has chemistry with nearly all the guys. First it was flirting with Iron Man, then that kiss with Captain America, obviously there's Bruce, and she already has a close relationship with Hawkeye. And you could tell that Black Panther was into her in Civil War, he was totally checking her out and she knew it, flirting with him and leading him on. I like that about her character, fits the whole black widow thing.


Don't forget her playing Loki. Being a flirt is basically her super power.

I hope we see her in captain marvel in some way
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Proto_Spark
12/05/18 4:07:33 PM
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saspa posted...
s0nicfan posted...
saspa posted...
I like that joke about how black widow "gets around" or whatever. It's true that she has chemistry with nearly all the guys. First it was flirting with Iron Man, then that kiss with Captain America, obviously there's Bruce, and she already has a close relationship with Hawkeye. And you could tell that Black Panther was into her in Civil War, he was totally checking her out and she knew it, flirting with him and leading him on. I like that about her character, fits the whole black widow thing.


Don't forget her playing Loki. Being a flirt is basically her super power.

I hope we see her in captain marvel in some way


It'd be cool if she was like "evil KGB Black Swan or whatever" Black Widow for a bit. Then we Captain Marvel shows up in the next avengers she'll recognize Black Widow and not trust her.
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hollow_shrine
12/05/18 4:22:23 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
saspa posted...
s0nicfan posted...
saspa posted...
I like that joke about how black widow "gets around" or whatever. It's true that she has chemistry with nearly all the guys. First it was flirting with Iron Man, then that kiss with Captain America, obviously there's Bruce, and she already has a close relationship with Hawkeye. And you could tell that Black Panther was into her in Civil War, he was totally checking her out and she knew it, flirting with him and leading him on. I like that about her character, fits the whole black widow thing.


Don't forget her playing Loki. Being a flirt is basically her super power.

I hope we see her in captain marvel in some way


It'd be cool if she was like "evil KGB Black Swan or whatever" Black Widow for a bit. Then we Captain Marvel shows up in the next avengers she'll recognize Black Widow and not trust her.

I'd like that. I've long wanted to see an MCU adaptation of the meeting of Clint, Coulson, and Natasha, because their allusions to their Black Widow assassination-turned-recruitment in Avengers 1 sounds kind of cool, with works-pouses Clint and Nat, having opposing impressions of how successful the op was. From how Nat compares 'Budapest' it to the battle of New York, it sounds like by the mission's end everything was in total chaos, and Clint was a hassled mess.

I can just imagine a stoic Coulson on comms trying to manage everyone's emotions while Fury breathes down his neck and just makes everything worse and more uncomfortable. And then by movie's end, the Black Widow is inducted into Fury's inner circle of super special spies who horde information from everyone else and act snotty about it, while everyone else is pulling their hair out, drowning their sorrows, and wondering if they ought to have just committed the original murder and been done with it.
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saspa
12/07/18 5:56:13 AM
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Oh definitely but it'll be interesting to see how Coulson behaves pre Agents of Shield, since that show always implied that in the past he was a lot more ruthless and after he came back he started to show more of a soft side, a compassion if you will. Which I totally see since I remember in Thor 1 I wondered if this secret agency was part of the bad guys with how they behaved.
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PiOverlord
12/07/18 6:16:25 AM
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s0nicfan posted...
Marvel is fine taking risks:
jdkk3oP

Who was the first company out of those two to have a female-led superhero film for their cinematic universe?
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The Wheelman1
12/07/18 6:42:35 AM
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Vision was weak as fuck in Infinity War. He got his ass beat in every fight scene he's in.
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dib153
12/07/18 6:52:40 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Vision and Scarlet Witch have been together for decades bruh

JONICS posted...
Quicksilver x Scarlet Witch also happened


We don't talk about the Ultimate universe.


Yes we do, we just don't talk about the uncledaddy auntiemom future of the cousin fuckin mutants
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saspa
12/08/18 2:22:53 PM
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The Wheelman1 posted...
Vision was weak as fuck in Infinity War. He got his ass beat in every fight scene he's in.

Wait was he even in a fight scene? Brb gonna rewatch the movie, I just remember a stupid awkward romance.

Oh right when he gets wrecked by those 2 Thanos lackeys. Smh
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EzeDoesIt
12/08/18 2:25:13 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Marvel is fine taking risks:
jdkk3oP

lol
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Skye Reynolds
12/08/18 2:30:22 PM
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Hulk/Widow is still worse.

I dislike them wasting the most attractive woman in the series on a robot, but at least they have chemistry together.
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EzeDoesIt
12/08/18 2:31:07 PM
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JONICS posted...
Those fa arts of hulk fucking BW were fuckin hilarious

i found the original video at one point, it just didnt look as good without the green
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Bio1590
12/08/18 2:36:31 PM
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Zikten posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man

In the comics she was in love with the original Captain Marvel but I don't even know if he's in this movie

Jude Law is Mar-Vell, unless you're trying to say that in the MCU we don't know if he's going to be presented as the original Captain Marvel.
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Zikten
12/08/18 3:10:22 PM
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Mar Vell is a man in the comics. I don't know anything about Jude Law. are you sure she is Mar Vell or just a previous Captain Marvel? Mar Vel died in like the 80s and has barely been seen or used since. he's kinda obscure now, even though he technically is key to Carol's origin. I could see the MCU just erasing him and replacing him with someone like Jude Law
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Bio1590
12/08/18 3:12:04 PM
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saspa
12/09/18 12:46:03 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Hulk/Widow is still worse.

I dislike them wasting the most attractive woman in the series on a robot, but at least they have chemistry together.

Erm Hulk isn't a robot, unless you meant one of the other ones widow interacted with
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Skye Reynolds
12/09/18 12:51:21 PM
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When did Scarlet Witch date the Hulk?
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/18 12:51:49 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Zikten posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man

In the comics she was in love with the original Captain Marvel but I don't even know if he's in this movie

Jude Law is Mar-Vell, unless you're trying to say that in the MCU we don't know if he's going to be presented as the original Captain Marvel.

actually it seems Jude Law is playing Yon-Rogg according to a toy leak

not 100% sure though
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/09/18 12:59:03 PM
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I remember when that guy suicided his account to post that Hulk and Black Widow porn gif.
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Bio1590
12/09/18 1:06:39 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Zikten posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
I wonder if they'll give Captain Marvel a unnecessary romance subplot or will she be a strong woman who don't need no man

In the comics she was in love with the original Captain Marvel but I don't even know if he's in this movie

Jude Law is Mar-Vell, unless you're trying to say that in the MCU we don't know if he's going to be presented as the original Captain Marvel.

actually it seems Jude Law is playing Yon-Rogg according to a toy leak

not 100% sure though

Hmmmm so that's just a recent development/confirmation as opposed to everyone assuming he was playing Mar-Vell. So Mar-Vell likely isn't in the movie at all, or someone else is playing him and has a very small role.
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EzeDoesIt
12/09/18 1:37:07 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
I remember when that guy suicided his account to post that Hulk and Black Widow porn gif.

lol nice, worth it
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