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Tom Bombadil
01/07/19 10:58:55 PM
#102:


-Mean Gene and the B8WL HOTLINE (call now!) report on a mysterious phone call placed by the Rock. They were able to trace the other end to Olivier Lenheim, who according to a video montage, took Bangladesh Dupree out for a date last night. Getting Bang drunk worked out about as well for him as getting Schera drunk, but it looks like Bang got a lot out of her system and might not be as vicious tonight. Maybe. That was probably the plan, at least.

((I had to house rule SurSer as well- might work great, might be a disaster. I'm hyped!!))

-#1 CONTENDER SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH: Team Cena (Cena, Rock, Master of Taybles Mario, Sonic, and Hardcore Champ Bowser) v. Team Mundo (Mundo, Strife, Bang, CPU, and Truth)

Mario and CPU start. Mario dropkicks CPU into the enemy corner, whereupon Strife blind tags in and decks Mario. Strife twists Mario's neck for a bit and tags Mundo. Peach hops up on the apron and flirts with Mundo a bit! Mundo slides out to chat her up...and she hits her Final Smash! It's no contact, technically! Mundo falls asleep....and misses the count! Way to mess up the storytelling, Highlight Reel V. >:\
MUNDO has been counted out.

Bang comes in, takes a Mario Tornado, and nopes right back out, tagging in Strife, who once again knocks Mario back on his butt. Towering powerbomb on Mario! !....2.....3!
MARIO has been eliminated.

Rock v. Strife now. Strife stuffs Rock's face in his armpit, and Rock decides he doesn't like that and brings in Cena. The LIGHTNING FIST sends Strife scurrying back to his corner to bring in Truth. Cueto comes out! He doesn't think the stakes are high enough, so in addition to the winning team's captain, ANYBODY who survives will be added to the title match!

Meanwhile, Cena powers out of an armlock and tags Bowser. Truth hits him with a springboard tackle and brings in CPU, who hits a plancha on Bowser. CPU tags BACK to Truth, and they down the hardcore champ with a double dropkick! Bowser is tired of this, and chucks Truth over the top, taking the opportunity to tag Rock. Truth takes a Spinebuster, but retaliates with some body blows, backing Rock into the heel corner. CPU tags in and bounces Rock's head off the turnbuckle a few times, but then takes another Spinebuster! Rock powers across the ring to tag in Sonic, who's still a bit banged up from a few weeks back. CPU catches Sonic by the throat in a choke hold, tagging Strife with a free hand. THE SHOE makes an appearance as Strife whacks Sonic with it. CPU and Truth hold Sonic down while the tag is made to Bang. Sonic spins free and makes it across the ring to tag Rock! Rock comes in hot, but gets a kick to the nuts for his trouble. Bang goes for a tag, but Cena has started taking out her partners! She instead gets a Figure Four on Rock. Cena is sent back to his corner, and tag is made to CPU. With a surge of power, Rock recovers, muscles CPU across the ring with a Full Nelson, and makes the tag to Bowser! CPU rolls out, only to be set upon by the Koopalings, who were hiding under the ring! The Kids do a number on CPU and roll him back in....1....2....3!
CPU has been eliminated.
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Tom Bombadil
01/07/19 11:35:36 PM
#103:


Bowser and Strife now, with the (mostly) face team up 4-3. The Koopalings are still milling about causing a ruckus, and Bowser takes advantage of the distraction to dropkick Strife into next week! Tag to Cena. Second rope double axehandle on Strife! 1.....2.....3!
Strife has been eliminated.

Cena backbreakers Truth! There's no stopping him, but Bang tags in and is sure gonna try, with an elbow to the gut. Cena tries a suplex, but Bang lands on her feet and trips him up. Cena shrugs off a chop to the chest and hits the LIGHTNING FIST. Tag to Bowser, who charges in with a tackle. Bowser CRUSH! 1....2...3!
Bang has been eliminated.

Now a 4-on-1 on R-Truth, and Bowser adds in a sucker punch while he enters. Bowser drags Truth to his corner and tags in Sonic. Sonic works the crowd for a bit...but he uses a lot of time and has lost a few steps to injury. Truth trips him into the turnbuckle. Sonic seems dazed....but starts spinning....SPIN DASH! 1.....2....3!
WINNERS: Sonic, Cena, Bowser, and Rock!

-Mario rejoins his teammates to celebrate...and dang, now it's a 5-way for the title!

-Backstage, Pentagon is LIVID. Cueto tries to calm him down, pointing out that it would have been a great plan if Mundo's team hadn't totally sucked. But Penta is good enough to beat up four tired men in a free-for-all, anyway!

-B8WL Title Fatal Five-Way: Champion Pentagon v. Cena v. Rock v. Sonic v. Hardcore Champ Bowser
Penta IS a lot fresher than these guys, even though it was a bit one-sided. Penta decides to go after Rock, but Rock dodges. Bowser piledrives Sonic from behind. Rock gets the champ in a chinlock. Tails quibbles with Bowser, and Sonic bulldogs Bowser from behind! Cena makes his move finally, a toss to Rock. Sonic is really not feeling well....he talks to the ref, and replaces himself with Mario! Penta takes extreme issue with this and yells at the ref! He wants Sonic again later...Peach helps persuade the ref, and the decision stands. ((SHOULD be a DQ of Penta, but since it's five ways I just took all his points instead.))

Cena has Bowser in a wristlock, but Bowser picks him up and hits a backbreaker! Rock clothselines Mario, while Bowser smashes Cena with a chair. Cena brawls back! Hammerlock on Bowser! He's really got it locked in, but Bowser eventually tanks his way to the ropes. Almost a submission there! Penta is really struggling...Rock's got him in the Sharpshooter! Bowser breaks that up with a sneaky claw to the eye, but that just makes Rock mad! Rock tries to Hulk Up, but Bowser just falls on him. Penta finally decides to defend his title, and kicks Bowser in the throat before clotheslining Cena. He gets Mario in a Boston Crab, but Bowser pokes him in the eye. Rock does a flying knee to Bowser! He goes for the People's Elbow, but Mario catches him in the ropes with a dropkick. Penta does a rope burn to both of 'em. Peach interferes, and Penta chases her backstage!....wait, how's he going to retain if he isn't in the ring?!?

Mario clears the ring with Mario Tornado! Cover on Rock...but Cena pulls Mario off and chops him in the chest! Cena's got him up.....AA! Cover! 1.......2........3!
Winner and NEW Champion: John Cena!

-Cena beat up a lot of men tonight, and even some weird man/princess/hedgehog hybrids....but what matters is, at the end of the day....THE CHAMP! IS! HERE!
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Strife2
01/07/19 11:56:45 PM
#104:


At least I got an elimination. I do well in these Survivor Series things.
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Tom Bombadil
01/08/19 12:00:36 AM
#105:


NEXT PPV: CYBER SUNDAY

Poll #1: Who should challenge for Cena's B8WL Title?
A: Pentagon Jr.
B: R-Truth
C: Daniel Bryan

Poll #2: Which secondary title should be defended?
A: Hardcore (Current: Bowser)
B: UCA (Current: Taker)
C: Mastery of Taybles (Current: Mario)

You may add one celeb, and one Current Wrestler!

SHOW 25

SHOW 26

SHOW 27: CYBER SUNDAY
Pick the debut:
Pick the team:
Pick the stip:
Pick the stakes:
Pick the title:
Pick the challenger: Cena (c) v.


FUTURE
GRUDGE CAGE SAKABATO: Kenshin v. Bryan
David v. Bowser
Kenshin v. David
GRUDGE: Sonic v. Penta
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Maniac64
01/08/19 8:21:41 AM
#106:


A
A

Add Cesaro
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IhatethisCPU
01/08/19 8:54:42 AM
#107:


B
A

You may add one celeb, and one Current Wrestler!
Bob Ross, Elias?.
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Maniac64
01/08/19 10:13:57 AM
#108:


I wish you were more familiar with CHIKARA so I could add the craziness of Ultramantis to this fed.

There are some fine choices for members of the Order of the Neo Solar Temple.
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Tom Bombadil
01/09/19 5:28:24 PM
#109:


well character consistency isn't a major selling point here >_>
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eaedwards6400
01/09/19 6:57:42 PM
#110:


Randomaniacs!
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eaedwards6400
01/10/19 8:39:50 AM
#111:


B
B
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Strife2
01/10/19 12:11:42 PM
#112:


A
B
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IhatethisCPU
01/10/19 12:25:05 PM
#113:


...If possible switch both my votes to C because I am not dealing with this tie nonsense.
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IhatethisCPU
01/11/19 12:41:17 AM
#114:


CPU: "I would like to bring to the attention of the viewing audience that one King Bowser is a silly billy, and that I will FIGHT ALL OF HIS SCUMBAG NOT-CHILDREN FOR WHAT THEY PULLED LET ME AT 'EM I'LL FORCE THEM TO EAT EACH OTHER ALIVE ON REGIONAL TE- HMPH HMMM HMMPHHMMMMMmmmmmmm"

Intern: "Yo, boss, thanks for calmin' him down, but... why do you have chloroform?"

????: "I- hyuck- have traveled across dozens of dimensions and lands, and dealt with a lot of nonsense in each and every single one of them. Sometime Sora and Donald aren't there, and I have to be sneaky. The question- hyuck- is not why do I have chloroform, it why would I not have chloroform?"

Intern: "...I see."
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Tom Bombadil
01/12/19 12:39:34 AM
#115:


gawrsh
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Tom Bombadil
01/13/19 1:00:37 PM
#116:


also thanks for not subjecting us to tie nonsense
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IhatethisCPU
01/13/19 1:12:31 PM
#117:


live to serve

stop laughing ^_^'
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Tom Bombadil
01/14/19 1:41:08 PM
#118:


you DO tend to put up with a lot in my projects :P
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IhatethisCPU
01/15/19 5:50:38 PM
#119:


CPU: "'Ey guys, I got a haircut, whaddya think?"
Intern: "I like it, just there's a small problem that- well, the hair isn't the problem."
CPU: "Eh? What's the problem?"
Intern: "...There's no nice way to say this, but your forehead looks like youse trying to call down Batman."
Intern 2: <:o
CPU: "...." *Runs away*
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Tom Bombadil
01/16/19 3:37:58 PM
#120:


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Tom Bombadil
01/17/19 6:49:36 PM
#121:


the AI did a better job than I did
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Tom Bombadil
01/18/19 11:22:33 PM
#122:


I wanna playyyy
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Tom Bombadil
01/20/19 12:33:09 AM
#123:


but I alternate between no time and no energy
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IhatethisCPU
01/20/19 8:43:48 PM
#124:


CPU: "HEY KENSHIN!"
Kenshin: "...Oro?"
CPU: "TAKE A LOOK AT DIS COOL-ASS MOTH" https://independent.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2017/03/27/White-lined_Sphinx_Moth_t958.jpg?fef15e12b784e9bbb22bf3f2924819218cda3d1a
Kenshin: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
CPU: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Tom Bombadil
01/21/19 1:28:57 AM
#125:


heck yea moths
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Tom Bombadil
01/22/19 12:27:25 AM
#126:


Friday...?
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Tom Bombadil
01/23/19 12:45:31 AM
#127:


seems reasonable
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Tom Bombadil
01/24/19 7:45:06 AM
#128:


Saturday...?
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IhatethisCPU
01/24/19 10:03:42 PM
#129:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxtVDHFXQAMjx8L.jpg:large
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Tom Bombadil
01/25/19 11:35:50 PM
#130:


excellent
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Tom Bombadil
01/27/19 2:27:30 PM
#131:


man
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Tom Bombadil
01/28/19 5:35:17 PM
#132:


SOON
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Tom Bombadil
01/28/19 7:45:59 PM
#133:


Show #25

-Welcome to the SHOW OF LOW MORAL FIBER! The entire stable is out to welcome The Miz! We start out surprisingly cordially, but diplomacy breaks down after MLMF start mocking Miz's retirement speech. Miz is getting upset, and starts getting in a shoving match...but he's in trouble against four able-bodied men. He hits a Skull-Crushing Finale on CPU and scrambles up the ramp, where Bowser has shown up for reinforcements! Miz had a feeling this was going to happen, but he has a PLAN! Bowser is going to meet one of them at Cyber Sunday, and the fans are going to choose the opponent and stipulation!

-Bang is disappointed in her team from Survivor Series, but that's okay, because she's still got Mundo, and she's got some jabroni to torment tonight! Back to basics and all that. That jabroni, however, is Panthera, who slides in and jumps her mid-promo!

-Match: Panthera v. Bang
They're both quick, and they're both tricksy- the result is a fairly even match. Bang, however, seems a bit tired after Survivor Series, where if anything Panthera is hungry to bounce back from his definitive loss to Kenshin. Could've gone either way, but tonight that hunger is what made the difference.
Winner: Panthera

-Panthera is tired of being looked down on and treated like a joke! His win tonight is going to get him back on the path.

-Maniac is facing Bowser tonight. Maniac respects any friend of Miz, but is pretty sure Bowser is just playing him, and Team Cena, and all the other faces in B8WL. Furthermore, who is even dumb enough to get hit with a Bowser Crush?

-Match: King Maniac v. Bowser
Bowser's working heel again, being flexible like that. Bowser gets in a tiff with Rainbow Dash at ringside! Bowser has a slight power advantage, but Maniac is just plain more focused, and has momentum on his side. Bowser keeps it competitive, but takes an Implant DDT to end it. His finisher never even factored into it!.....and in fact he will have abandoned it for a new one next time you see him.
Winner: Maniac

-Match: Eaed v. Kora
Eaed's fired up to continue putting MLMF in their cheating, no-good place! Unfortunately for him, his momentum comes to a screeching halt, as Kora appears to have learned a bit from their tag match at SurSer. Kora relentlessly assaults Eaed, pausing only for a ref break and a brief spat with the Time Cops. Looks like Eaed wasn't ready for this one, as he got completely out-muscled. MLMF subject Eaed to a slap train afterwards.
Winner: Kora

-Match: Boots to Asses (B8WL Champ Cena and Rock) v. Mario and Mundo w/Bang and Peach
Mario and Mundo are strange bedfellows, but Mario and Sonic were put off by Cena's remarks at SurSer after helping his team win, and Mundo is just out to get a win back. Fred Durst is here to perform Boots to Asses' entrance music, so that's, uh, a thing. Mario and Mundo might have opposed alignments, but they seem perfectly capable of working together, and the hot tags are fast and furious on both sides. Leaping schoolboy by Mario on Rock.....gets him for the upset win!
Winners: Mario and Mundo

-Taker's opponent has not been determined yet, but since the fans have chosen him to battle, that man will REST....IN....PEACE.
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Tom Bombadil
01/28/19 7:55:15 PM
#134:


-Chibi Nobunaga is impressed with Kenshin's big win at Survivor Series- they can conquer Japan together any time he wants!

-Match: UCA Champ Taker, Kenshin, and David v. Bryan, Eddv, and Truth
Bryan has made a lot of enemies lately- is tonight the night it catches up with him?

...oh just kidding company came earlier than expected/at all with the crappy roads >_> The rest...at....a time...on a day.
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Maniac64
01/28/19 8:29:22 PM
#135:


Haha cliffhanger
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Tom Bombadil
01/29/19 10:42:25 PM
#136:


ahem

-Match: UCA Champ Taker, Kenshin, and David v. Bryan, Eddv, and Truth
Bryan has made a lot of enemies lately- is tonight the night it catches up with him? The ref loses control very quickly as both teams get all their illegal men involved. As everybody spills out of the ring, the dust clears and David has mounted Eddv, raining unprotected blows on his head! Eddv is getting completely clobbered! The ref decides to call the match and award David the victory by stoppage. The heels started the chaos, anyway.
Winners: David, Taker, and Kenshin

-Bowser has his ticket punched for Cyber Sunday, and David realizes that. But David wasn't just going to let him get away with trashing the UCA a few weeks back! So he did the only logical thing- he took out one of the MLMF for Bowser, and in return he wants Bowser one on one next week!

-Cueto pats himself on the back for tonight's main event. Sonic should be close to back at full strength, and Pentagon will get his chance for revenge before moving on to face the champion. This high flying action is just what B8WL is all about!

-GRUDGE MATCH: Sonic v. Pentagon w/Strife
Penta bum rushes Sonic while the ref is still checking him over, getting a leg up before the match starts. The ref breaks them up, but not before Penta gets in a few more cheap shots. Penta goes back to his corner....wait, somebody just jumped him from behind! It's....@ScareChan , but what's he doing here? Observing the match, apparently, as he sits himself down at ringside. The match finally officially starts, and Sonic takes control with a Homing Attack into a double knee drop. Sonic's running a mudhole dry on the downed Penta, and now he's in Penta's face taunting him! He's close enough for a choke hold as a result, though. Penta gets up while choking out Sonic, but Sonic disengages with a spin. Penta pulls something out of his tights....and hits Sonic with a roll of quarters! Penta scrapes his boot on Sonic, but Sonic catches him with a Dragon Screw. Sonic charges, but Penta catapults him to the outside. Sonic takes the momentum into a Bounce Attack....and hits a Homing Attack at the apex! 1....2.....3!
Winner: Sonic

-Scare cuts a bit of a promo- use your imagination because I don't know yet what I'm doing with his character. ((hey scare what are we doing with your character)) He challenges Pentagon! Pentagon is given a mic to respond. He doesn't have time for this nonsense, because he has a title to reclaim. He does want to know, however, why Strife was just hanging out and not doing anything about this guy. That's because....Pentagon is BORING. There is only room for one master of Darkness on this show, and Pentagon is no master. His cronies failed to stop his enemies. He failed to defend his title. And now he can't even handle a bit of outside interference? These guys seem more fun to back for now!

SHOW 26

GRUDGE: Scare v. Penta
GRUDGE: David v. Bowser

Poll #3: What should be on the line for Kenshin v. Bryan?
A) #1 Contendership
B) Loser Leaves Town
C) Pride (extra TV Grade gain/loss, and loser loses all Grudge)
D) Sakabato vs. Yes Movement (Kenshin loses the sakabato or Bryan loses his Favorite trait)

Poll #4: What type of match should Bowser have?
A) Bowser v. CPU, Lumberjack
B) Bowser v. Kora, Taybles
C) Bowser v. Eddv, Hardcore
D) Bowser v. Truth, 2/3 Falls

SHOW 27: CYBER SUNDAY
Pick the debut:
Pick the team:
Pick the stip: GRUDGE: Bowser v. MLMF
Pick the stakes:GRUDGE CAGE SAKABATO: Kenshin v. Bryan

UCA Title: Taker (c) v. ?
B8WL: Cena (c) v. Penta

FUTURE
David v. Kenshin
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Tom Bombadil
01/29/19 10:43:13 PM
#137:


@ScareChan for some reason it didn't wanna actually tag you but hey look you debuted
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IhatethisCPU
01/29/19 11:04:03 PM
#138:


Poll #3: What should be on the line for Kenshin v. Bryan?
D) Sakabato vs. Yes Movement (Kenshin loses the sakabato or Bryan loses his Favorite trait)
YES IS DEAD.

Poll #4: What type of match should Bowser have?
A) Bowser v. CPU, Lumberjack

CPU: "...I know how the asshole fans work, however, and I know what they're likely to pick. So. Bryan, you, my friend, talk a good talk, occasionally walk the walk, and occasionally almost your own career because of your poor life choices. And you, if I remember correctly, have been wanting those people in MLMF out of the B8WL. ...At one point at least.

However, you... ignore this, turn into a 'bad man' because almost everyone on the good guys is completely incompetent at BEING a good man. And the only man here that fits that description and is on the active roster, is at risk of losing his career here- and really, moving on to better things like Inciniroar did but still- because of it.

This does not sit well with me. I know, I know, 'you're part of the Men of Low Moral Fiber, why the hell do you care?' Because, unlike 75% of the people here, I stick to what few morals I have, and I try to keep some sense of continuity in this semi-okay written at BEST hellhole. Also, I'm intensely aware of the fact nearly none of the matches here end cleanly. As such, when the voters pick option B, I offer my career in exchange for Kenshin's on the off chance he loses, or gets screwed over.

...Also, Cueto, Miz. If, after the match ends, and he does somehow lose. if you, or anyone that tries through other means, tries to remove Kenshin from his contract by other means..." (glances down at a potion in his hands, smirks at the camera.) "Well, there's a old children's song that comes to mind."

"The cow goes moo.
The pig goes oink.
And... the... dog... goes...
Dad...dy...."

(Turns off the camera, looking down and away from the lens as he does so.)
...i have never been less proud of an implied threat I've made in-character. ._.'
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ScareChan
01/30/19 2:50:39 AM
#139:


My character is here to instill the virtues of. Netflix
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ScareChan
01/30/19 3:23:11 AM
#140:


One of my signature moves should be shouting NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WOULD BE THIS WAY and then mud hole stomping to the beat of the friends theme
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Strife2
01/30/19 8:41:05 AM
#141:


*An exclusive video plays on B8WL.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJcmf3kYvmA*

Fear...FEAR! ZERO FEAR! Of course it all boils down to it in the end. Fear comes in many forms, and for Pentagon, he was fear's junior member...when that failed, he assumed tutelage under a master of vampirism. ONLY to fight back and clad himself in darkness. Where did that get him? The temple closed its doors through the whims of life's cruelty, and so he came here.

What made him think things would change? Why would I treat him any differently? I swear no loyalty, except to an Eternal King upon high, and to a blackened soul within myself. What good is it to tempt fate by allying with some...pretentious, volatile soul whose only motivation is seeing arms being broken? Do not assume that being alike is some measure of truth and justice. The Darkness I see and serve is what drives me, not something tangible, not something you can taste, not something you can...lick and smother and love.

DARKNESS HATES YOU!

But it also warns you. It warns you fear is creeping ever closer. So I warn Pentagon not to come near. I warn Scare to stay away. Lest you let fear seethe inside and crush you whole. I alone know its pain and pleasure.

That is, unless you want me to share it?
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Maniac64
01/30/19 1:44:02 PM
#142:


D
A

Note I planned to vote those before CPUs post
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Tom Bombadil
01/31/19 2:21:05 PM
#143:


oh hey we have two identical votes this time! maybe we'll avoid a tie
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Tom Bombadil
02/01/19 10:45:47 PM
#144:


that'd be good!
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Tom Bombadil
02/03/19 8:59:16 AM
#145:


this week I hope
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ScareChan
02/03/19 2:25:38 PM
#146:


A and c

Also another signature move should be the Strangest Thing which should just be like that indie darth Vader force choke slam *nod*
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Korayashi
02/04/19 12:03:41 AM
#147:


Hey, BB (those are also votes!), ride with me away
We doesn't have much time
My blue jeans is tight
[Stares down at bowser. Or up at bowser. Totally the best option.]
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02/04/19 9:43:50 PM
#148:


SHOW #26

-Cena's music hits to inform us that the CHAMP IS HERE with the man we all want to know more about....ScareChan! They appear to be buddies already as they banter back and forth a bit, but eventually Cena gets to the real question: Why get involved with Pentagon? Scare informs us that Penta is all hype- he was a big guy in Lucha Underground, but where did it get them? The whole fed is circling the drain after they got DROPPED BY NETFLIX. Scare doesn't want B8WL to get dropped by Netflix, so he's gonna beat that weirdo right outta here! And after that he has a long related list of people to beat up, but they'll have to wait in the queue! Cena likes the cut of this guy's jib, especially the beating-up-#1-Contender-Pentagon part, and decides that they are new BEST FRIENDS. ((hey somebody come up with a good tag name for em)) No word on how Rock feels about that.

-Kenshin is backstage talking about how his sakabato is part of him and the yes movement is part of Bryan and one of them is getting ripped apart in that cage match. Bryce Remsburg shows up to fanboy over Kenshin and his cool sword that he wants to touch.

-Match: Kenshin v. Bison
Bison has returned to his usual level of irrelevance despite having blown up the ring two weeks ago. As such, Kenshin's speed and focus carry him to victory even after Bryan shows up at ringside for a distraction!
Winner: Kenshin

-But Bryan's not done, and runs in on Kenshin after the match! A fight breaks out! They spill to ringside and even into the stands for a bit. The fans can't help cheering along with the YES chant....and Bryan hits a Kuzuryusen! Apparently it's not quite as good as the original though, because Kenshin has enough left to dodge the Knee Plus! A Ryushosen puts Bryan away...for now.

-The MLMF are backstage. CPU claims that the DIRT SHEETS think that Bowser is going over! Well maybe he is, but CPU's not gonna just go down lightly! The MLMF have their plaid shirts all ready, and tonight they're gonna take out a team that makes no sense to warm up!

-Match: Sonic and Strife v. MLMF (CPU and Eddv) w/Caelus
Nobody is quite sure why Strife and Sonic have become buddies, but it appears to be one of those situations where as long as you're a jerk to HEELS it's okay. MLMF try to give Strife a wide berth, but he eventually gets tagged in....and Caelus bashes him over the head with a beer bottle! It cracks, and Strife starts bleeding! ...Strife takes only a moment to recover, and chases Caelus backstage.....but Truth ambushes Strife with a chair and takes him out! The head wound is aggravated, and even Strife is not popping up from that one!
NO CONTEST ((was supposed to be a heel stoppage win))

-Match: Rock v. Bryan
Rock requested this match after Bryan called himself the only real wrestler worth a damn here! Bryan seems confident in his ability to prove this, and indeed seems to be using his speed and technique to great effect. Cena shows up for moral support, and Bryan gets in a shoving match on the outside with him. Penta shows up and takes out Cena from behind! It's PANDEMONIUM IN THE ARENA

-Miz comes out amidst the chaos, suggesting that this should be restarted as a TAG MATCH, PLAYER! He attempts a HOLLA HOLLA for good measure.
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02/04/19 10:27:30 PM
#149:


-GRUDGE MATCH: Boots to Asses (B8WL Champ Cena and Rock) v. Bryan and Penta
Rock fights out of a headlock and tags out. Cena similarly shrugs off a doubleteam attempt. STF on Penta, but Rock blind tags in. Bryan takes the time to lecture the announce team about how they should be talking about him, not these yahoos in the ring! He hits Vampiro over the head with a monitor- poor dude was just back from taking a Tombstone! Rock rolls out to check on him....and the ref decides to count that as a tag to Cena, who will wrestle the rest of the match as a 1v2. Penta tosses Cena to the outside...but here comes Scare, tossing Penta to the outside! It's a 2v2 brawl into the crowd, and the ref lets it go. Penta chucks Cena back over the retaining wall, and the heels isolate Cena in the ring, having taken out Scare offscreen. Cena....catches punches from both and applies a double arm twist....then a double AA! Cover on Penta! 1.....2.....3!
Winner(s...?): Cena

-Mundo comes out and says that Cena had best keep that belt warm, because he's coming for it again and this time there won't be any Survivor Series shenanigans! But before that, he's got a title to win! He's up against Mario, but wants to know why he always spams Mario Tornado when it's not even in his Smash moveset anymore! Mario says he won't need it tonight!

-Mastery of Taybles: Mario (c) v. Mundo
Mario trips Mundo to start, then applies a full nelson....into a slam through a tayble! It can be over just like that!
Winner: Mario

-Cueto tells Bowser he's looking forward to a certain brand of VIOLENCE tonight in his main event. Bowser will be happy to oblige!

-GRUDGE HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. David
David brings a ladder to the ring, but Bowser just shoves it back into him. David retreats to the outside to regroup, and baits Bowser into crashing into the guard rail. David continues a gameplan of getting Bowser to run into things, but eventually Bowser wises up and just falls on top of him. Bowser hits a big backdrop onto the EXPOSED CONCRETE! The ref checks on David and breaks up the action, but David is fine and uses the break to get in a chair shot. Bowser wobbles, but is with it enough to squeeze out david in a bear hug. David rallies the fans and powers out! He goes for the chair again, but Bowser wrestles it away and turns it on the challenger, capping it with a chair-assisted DDT. David borrows a phone from a fan and throws it at Bowser, but Bowser knocks it away with the chair before giving David another good whack. David's down! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Bowser

-Bowser poses with the chair as we go off the air.

Poll #5: Who should face Kora and Eddv?
A) Randomaniacs (Maniac and Eaed)
B) Mario and Sonic
C) Sonic and Strife
D) Mundo and Bang

Poll #6: Who should debut next? (They'll have a match, opponent TBD) (I'm going by who could work heel, FYI, since we're currently a bit "face" heavy)
A) Ric Flair
B) Mettaton
C) Kenny Omega
D) Gilgamesh

SHOW 27: CYBER SUNDAY
Pick the debut:
Pick the team:
GRUDGE Lumberjack: Bowser v. CPU
SAKABATO VS. YES CAGE SAKABATO: Kenshin v. Bryan
UCA Title: Taker (c) v. ?
B8WL: Cena (c) v. Penta

FUTURE
David v. Kenshin
GRUDGE: Scare v. Penta
Cena v. Mundo
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IhatethisCPU
02/04/19 10:44:34 PM
#150:


Poll #5: Who should face Kora and Eddv?
B) Mario and Sonic

Poll #6: Who should debut next? (They'll have a match, opponent TBD) (I'm going by who could work heel, FYI, since we're currently a bit "face" heavy)
A) Ric Flair "...honestly the rest are *too* good for this scrapheap and we already have Kenshin filling that role"

Intern: "...Not going to comment on-"
CPU: "Nope!"
"...Really."
"Really!"
"...Why not?"
"I don't have to acknowledged when I'm proven wrong, this is the internet!"
"...But you call people on that online all the time-"
"No I don't!"
"I SAW YOU SHOUTING AT SOMEONE ABOUT JOKER BEING 'TOO NICHE FOR SMASH' WHEN BAYONETTA MADE IT-"
"That was my writer!"
"YOU DON'T HAVE A WRITER!"
"Yes I do!"
"I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH A SCRIPT IN YOUR HAND!"
"Oh that's just because I never learned how to read."
"wut,"
"Yeah, I've been making logical guesses at what people have been saying online since 2000."
"...WHY DO YOU HAVE A WRITER IF YOU CAN'T READ" *SLAP*
"Just because I can't read doesn't mean I can't read-"
"THAT IS NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS AND YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME"
*Looks mildly offended* "Well, I never."
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Strife2
02/04/19 10:52:04 PM
#151:


Oh my head
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