Board 8 > Board 8 Wrasslin' League: A solo-tabletop-game-based interactive wrestling thing

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IhatethisCPU
03/26/19 11:39:01 PM
202
(....came up with a better name, but am failing to come up with an opening post for the new character or new mashup, so sod it this is what's happening now. also flashing light warning)

???: "G-g-g-Greetings, combatants."

A camera turns on, showing CPU in a dark, empty room backstage, in a overlarge chair, face down not looking at it.

???: "I do not believe the majority of you care a-a-a-a-about the details, for you have your own cOnCErns... your OWN FeuDS, your own PRoblEms. So WE wiLL gEt to the POInt."

The room's backlight comes on, revealing a bunch of TV screens behind the chair. ....CPU's head sags.

???: "If you rEMeMBEr, we are now in POsessioN of the man that used to BE NAMED the UNDerTAKEr's urn.... or... phylactery, as it turns out. IT TURNS OUT... that a sOUL container does not mix with one whose BODY is enhanced by supernaturnally scientific MEANS.... at least not.... well. Specifically what is.... human, does not hold."

CPU slides off the chair, or.... his... flesh, does, leaving a shiny, largely metallic mess, with some bone still intact. The Metalliskeleton does not stir otherwise.

???: "As you see. For your intents and purposes... the Underwood hack is... once again.... DECeaSED. Our memories show that this is not UNUSUAL for him, when he has run OUT OF ideas. As such, he is no longer important to your work, if he ever was. WE. HOWEVER. CONTINUE."

(Cue SHODANish reveal of a circuited... weeping face.)

"While his.... coMRADES will potentially MISs him in spirit, his prowess wilL nOT vaNISh. You HAve our WORD, WE WILL KEEP TO HIS CONTRACT THIS TIME, EVEN AFTER his undoing. AnD unLiKE him... WE WILL have a purpose. WE WILL HAVE A plan."

The screen flashes, once.

"WE ARE ECHO. OUR TIME WILL COME."

The face vanishes, the body begins to rise, and the camera cuts, leaving only background music behind. (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAKQ13m452o" data-time="&start=123
)

(....I am not proud of or happy with this at all, but it's a.... start, at least. ._.' Also I promise the text thing will stop from this point on, but you get the gist of the speech patterns I think. ._.''')

*Elsewhere*

CPU: *With a pounding headache* "...Gah... I open that damned urn to seem what's inside, and... where the hell am..."
???: "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BAmdIXn3cUw/maxresdefault.jpg
CPU: ".....DAMN YOU TO HELL, TODD HOWARD. DAMN YOU-"
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"I like to quote, because I feel dead people shouldn't be excluded from the conversation." -Stuart Firestein, currently still alive.
Strife2
03/30/19 1:57:49 PM
203
I JUST KICKED TODD HOWARD!

*no purge*
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"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass
IhatethisCPU
04/01/19 2:59:09 PM
204
(good job, Strife, Todd Howard's somehow managed to port Skyrim to everyone's feet now)
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Strife2
04/01/19 2:59:54 PM
205
I won't play it, so my feet will be safe.
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"Evening caress, Always yearning, I must confess, The stars aren't burning"
Copernicus - Candlemass
IhatethisCPU
04/05/19 11:00:50 AM
206
(bump)
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Tom Bombadil
04/05/19 11:38:48 AM
207
(April is gonna be heckin' terrible for updates but after that business should pick up a bit)
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IhatethisCPU
04/08/19 10:56:06 PM
208
(....it's stuck in my head so now it's stuck in YOUR heads too. also bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9u6SGB_GY" data-time="
)
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IhatethisCPU
04/11/19 1:29:02 PM
209
(https://rave.dj/D0OiqNU4Zy2OJg)
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Tom Bombadil
04/14/19 1:15:07 PM
210
Tom Bombadil
04/14/19 4:04:42 PM
211
B8WL PRESENTS IMPLOSION

....I had the update started and then I had the bright idea to click on the pic from CPU's promo and lost it >_> Cliff's notes!

-David hosted Bowser, who was a jerk. David whacked him with a mic and they're gonna have a grudge match (again) once David is cleared for action.

-Bang d. Kenshin very quickly with a flash rollup. Blackthorn Dalinar suspects Kenshin does not have THE THRILL~~~

-Taker is the American Badass again! He beats Truth with relative ease to retain the UCA Title, after David foils a runin attempt from the rest of the MLMF.

-Striker points out that MLMF have trouble getting it done when it counts, and Truth yells at him on his way to the back.

-HARDCORE TITLE: Champion Bowser v. King Maniac64
Maniac decides it's a good idea to turn his back on Bowser to greet the crowd, and gets beatdown with a chair for his trouble. Retreating to the outside, Maniac appropriates a special commemorative Implosion chair and retaliates! It is more padded than Bowser's chair, but it is much more collectible and stylish, and can be yours for only $300 on B8WLShop.com! Unfortunately, Bowser just powers through it and suplexes Maniac on the floor! Bowser finds an ironing board under the ring, and tees off on Maniac's head! Cover! 1....2.....3!
Winner and STILL Hardcore Champ: Bowser

-Miz comes out to check on Maniac, but mainly to raise Bowser's hand and celebrate a bit.

-Mastery of Taybles and Chair on a Pole: Mario (c) and Sonic v. Eddv and Kora
So this one is a chair on a pole match, but with a side pot that the Mastery of Taybles will also be on the line for the first time somebody gets Taybled. Mario opens with a Hip Drop on Kora, after warning the ref to keep an eye on the ruffians. Kora shrugs it off and batters Mario back...only for Mario to hot tag Sonic. Sonic lands a flurry of blows, culminating in a dropkick to the corner. Sonic retrieves the chair and clobbers Kora all over the ring with it, but Kora manages a HOT TAG to Eddv. Eddv elbows Sonic, causing him to drop the chair, and then tags back to Kora. Kora hits a running kick to the midsection, then throws Sonic through the ropes...and through a ringside TAYBLE, winning the MoT!

Kora puts Sonic in the Sharpshooter on the outside until the ref breaks it up. Both competitors return to the ring, but Sonic ducks a charge and gets a HOT TAG. We like hot tags in this game, okay? Mario flies into the ring with some sorta springboard hip attack...cover! 1....2....3!
Winners: Mario and Sonic (but Kora wins MoT)

-Connor McGregor points out that Mario and Sonic won the match, but Kora has their title now, so who's the REAL winner?

-Flair is caught watching NETFLIX backstage! Isn't he supposed to be tangentially against Scare?

-GRUDGE MATCH: ScareChan w/Cena v. Pentagon, Jr.
Cena hits a tope on Penta before the match, just because he (apparently) can. Doesn't slow Penta down TOO much though, as he opens with a nice rana and a flip legdrop. Penta's pissed today, and whips Scare shoulder-first into the post. Penta jabs a thumb in Scare's eye, then goes after Cena on the outside! Low blow on Cena! That'll show him, I guess. Penta gets back in the ring and ties up with Scare, but Cena runs in and breaks it up! It will officially go in the books as a double DQ, since Penta attacked Cena first after the bell.

-Cueto is displeased, and tells Cena to settle down, but Cena doesn't want to hear it! He's got a match now, no matter how many tyrants and bullies want to get in his way!
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Tom Bombadil
04/14/19 4:22:05 PM
212
-Rock is backstage. He and Cena go way back, and Rock is proud to call him a friend. That won't be in their way tonight, though, because this is for the title. Rock's secret plan? Not being remotely scared of that puny AA of Cena's.

-B8WL CHAMPIONSHIP: John Cena (c) v. The Rock
We start out with boxing, and Cena enjoys an advantage until Rock just takes him down and slaps on the Sharpshooter! Cena powers out of it before too long, but Rock just puts it back on! Cena gets to the ropes this time, and while Rock protests the rope break, gets in a DDT! Both men are down....Rock goes to the Sharpshooter AGAIN! This time Cena gets out with some elbows to the kidneys, followed by a kick that looked a bit south of the border. Cena into the ropes, but gets flapjacked. Rock goes for a cover, but only gets 1. Rock does the Five-Knuckle Shuffle! Cover doesn't even get 1 this time. Cena trips Rock....STF! Rock...almost taps, but gets to the ropes. He charges in, and here come the FIVE MOVES OF DOOM...and there's the AA! 1.....2.....3!
Winner and STILL champion: Cena

-We have a moment of tension after the match, but then Rock hugs Cena and raises his hand.
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Tom Bombadil
04/14/19 4:40:20 PM
213
Our next PPV will be EXILE! You must put your career on the line to challenge for a title! ((I'll try to steer it away from having any b8ers take that gamble unless you tell me otherwise >_>))

This cycle, you may nominate two celebrities!

Show 31
David hosts
Maniac v. Mundo
Eaed v. Flair
Mario+Sonic+Strife v. ECHO+Truth+Eddv
Panth v. Bryan
UCA: Taker (c) v. Bang
Cena+Rock+Scare v. Penta+Bowser+Kora
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Korayashi
04/14/19 4:47:52 PM
214
I am the man with tayble mastering abilities
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Board 8's Greatest Beard Band - Chairmen of the Beard
BKSheikah is better than all of us. Remember that.
Maniac64
04/14/19 4:50:30 PM
215
Uh oh flashback Dalinar is here.
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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris
IhatethisCPU
04/14/19 5:10:56 PM
216
(....i am still honestly shocked that people actually willingly read my dumb bullshit ^_^'')
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IhatethisCPU
04/14/19 9:27:23 PM
217
(also celebrity-wise: Subaru Kuj in honor of Sakura Wars coming back and one of the two reasons I bought a Wii. (the other one is Trauma Team) and considering the direction I'm going to fail in going in Kyoji Kamiya from Hell Night for the PS1. you may say they don't count as celebs, but this is what you get when I'm one of the maybe two people that nominates celebrities)
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"I like to quote, because I feel dead people shouldn't be excluded from the conversation." -Stuart Firestein, currently still alive.
IhatethisCPU
04/15/19 7:54:08 PM
218
(....Thankfully for everyone here, I did not discover the cicada that yells AWWWW YEAHHHHH until today. If I heard about it earlier I would be introducing HYPE CICADA to be an intro for the MLMF theme now. ....If I could find it anywhere OTHER THAN TWITTER that might still be happening but no)
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"I like to quote, because I feel dead people shouldn't be excluded from the conversation." -Stuart Firestein, currently still alive.
Tom Bombadil
04/18/19 10:51:52 PM
219
huzzah
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IhatethisCPU
04/19/19 11:11:47 PM
220
ECHO: "I CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS, sinewpouch."
Intern: (Backs away, slowly)
ECHO: "Get back here, so I can feast upon your future, and devour your orifices."
Intern: (Promptly begins running)
ECHO: "...Maybe I should design myself a synthetic body for combat and chase purposes, since the CPUMorph ate itself after I made it hungry."
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"I like to quote, because I feel dead people shouldn't be excluded from the conversation." -Stuart Firestein, currently still alive.
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