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Tom Bombadil
02/05/19 11:15:52 PM
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you'll be better in a couple shows! :D
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Tom Bombadil
02/07/19 9:49:19 AM
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this week doesn't seem likely but you never know
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IhatethisCPU
02/08/19 1:56:32 PM
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CPU: ebFG4jcnC1Ny8
Intern: "....Yes, what is it?"
CPU: https://i.redd.it/ipi5g7se39211.jpg "These are a thing now. ....And they're kinda delicious."
Intern: ebFG4jcnC1Ny8
Second intern: "...Wait. No, those aren't a thing, but- ....are those homemade?
CPU: "...N-no, I don't even know how to-"
Interns: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS"
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Tom Bombadil
02/09/19 5:26:29 PM
155
...I'd try it
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Tom Bombadil
02/10/19 11:20:12 PM
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the purge rate is theoretically slower now

don't trust it yet
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IhatethisCPU
02/11/19 2:54:19 PM
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CPU: "...Hey, do I remind you of a pill bug? Bowser says I look like one."
Intern: "PFFT-FFF-FFFFFT
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Tom Bombadil
02/13/19 2:58:27 PM
158
tomorrow???
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Tom Bombadil
02/15/19 11:12:09 PM
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Monday if not sooner.
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Tom Bombadil
02/17/19 11:19:32 PM
160
Monday if something doesn't go horribly wrong
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Tom Bombadil
02/18/19 4:09:51 PM
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Board 8 Wrestling League presents CYBER, uh, MONDAY

-Panthera is out to host david again, and david once again waxes lyrical about his time in UCA. He's looking forward to defending (something?) against Whiskey Nick, whoever that is, but this is B8WL and he has B8WL business to attend to. Kenshin wants somebody to shut him up? Well david's not going anywhere, so Kenshin's welcome to try it himself if he survives tonight's match with Bryan!

-Match: King Maniac64 v. Fan's choice
Maniac is announced first, hyped that he got on the card. His opponent...the man the B8WL Universe (consisting of CPU alone) chose to face him....Ric Flair! Maniac is all over him at the start, but Flair eventually stops the momentum with a boot to the head. Having let Maniac wear himself out early with power offense, Flair slows down the pace of the match and starts working his magic. Flair slips out of a corner charge...but Maniac comes right back with a big clothesline, triggering a Flair Flop! Implant DDT! It's over!
Winner: Maniac

-Maniac expresses surprise that he was able to handle a legend like Flair, but Flair interrupts the promo. He was just feeling things out, and Maniac won't get lucky next time!

-Match: Fan's choice v. MLMF (Kora and Eddv)
Lu Bu is out to introduce the results of fan voting....it'll be Mario and Sonic facing MLMF! Mario and Sonic come out, and Lu Bu looks less than thrilled. He wants to know why everybody considers these two iconic video characters....when he has been iconic for centuries, and is much stronger to boot! Mario and Sonic get in his face...and Kora and Eddv show up and jump them from behind, with chairs! Kora goes for one last chair shot...and Mario wrestles it away! Mario hits a counterattack with the chair! ....which is unfortunate, as the bell has just rung to start the match. That's a weaksauce DQ!
Winners by DQ: Kora and Eddv

-Sonic is (understandably) furious! Kora and Eddv laugh him off, because Mario wasn't smart enough to see that coming! Sonic says they won't be laughing when they have a rematch...WITH CHAIRS RULES!

-CPU is backstage with Anti-Venom, who thinks he can "heal" some of Bowser's power if CPU softens him up! Look I don't know comics come up with some other "Eddie Brock and CPU conspire to knock Bowser down the card if he loses" scenario if you want >_>

-Fan's Choice Stip Non-Title GRUDGE: Hardcore Champion Bowser v. IhatethisCPU
MLMF don't have to go far, because next up is a...LUMBERJACK MATCH! The roster pours out to surround the ring, and it appears that the faces are backing Bowser as the lesser of two evils. CPU slips a corner tackle as the match starts, then grabs a roll of quarters from Caelus and belts Bowser with it! Mario sees this and decides to even the odds with a springboard dropkick! Ref forces him back to ringside, but Bowser has his bearings again, and gets CPU in a bear hug, before falling forward with him. Bowser tries to go for a Sharpshooter, but can't bend CPU around his thicc legs. He instead picks CPU up and misses a headbutt. CPU tries to dance around him, but finally gets caught with a swipe to the back. Sonic tosses Bowser a Power Ring, and Bowser gets a little extra boost behind a shoulder tackle. The ref scolds Sonic and Bowser...giving CPU time to set up....STARSHIP PAIN OUTTA NOWHERE! Both men are down, but CPU's up first, and slides Bowser out of the ring. Truth chokes Bowser out on the outside! Eddv tosses him on the floor! Kora stomps his head! Penta tries to join in, but Bowser whips him into the guardrail and escapes (sorta) back into the ring. CPU sends him right back out with a curbstomp! Truth runs in with a ladder, but Bowser knocks the ladder back into him! Bowser again tries to get into the ring, but CPU knocks him off the apron.
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Tom Bombadil
02/18/19 4:50:24 PM
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(Bowser/CPU continued)
This time, though, Bowser just falls on Eddv, taking him out long enough to return to the ring. Bowser anticipates the tackle this time, and turns so that CPU impales himself on the spikes of the shell! The heels rush the ring, but so do the faces, and Bowser sneaks a fireball in while order is being restored. Whirling Fortress! CPU staggers...but grabs Bowser by the tail and chucks him, Mario 64 style! Kora attacks, but just gets slammed. Bowser gets back in and powers CPU down with an armbar...lifts him up onto his shoulders...Rack Attack! This is a dangerous new finisher to replace the Bowser Crush! It's way over, and so is this feud!
Winner: Bowser

-Kenshin admits he's a bit nervous about having to put something on the line tonight against Bryan. He could even be out of a job after this match! But he's going to do his best.

-SAKABATO ON A POLE CAGE FAN-STAKES GRUDGE MATCH: Kenshin v. Bryan
The stakes are announced: Kenshin has to stop bringing his sakabato to ringside if he loses, while Bryan will lose the Yes Movement and the respect of the fans! (fans are kinda confused how the latter will be enforced, but Cueto assures them he has ways.) Bryan starts off with a sleeper hold, but Kenshin breaks out before too long with a headbutt. Ryushosen! Kenshin goes for the sakabato....but gets dropkicked into the cage, and Bryan grabs it instead! He smacks Kenshin with it a few times before tossing it out of the cage. Bryan tosses Kenshin into the cage again for good measure, but wait, there's a disturbance at ringside! One of Panthera's cats was still wandering around ringside after his interview segment, and got (lightly) hit by the flying sakabato! Panthera has stormed out, and climbed in the cage! He calls for the door, chucks Kenshin out, and demands to take his place! The ref allows this because since when have we ever cared about order! ....Unfortunately, Bryan has both momentum and a chance to regroup, and he immediately locks a kneebar on Panthera...then transitions into the LeBell Lock! Panth...has to tap!
Winner: Bryan

-Kenshin is furious that he loses his sakabato without losing the match himself, but (selectively enforced) rules are (selectively enforced) rules! Bryan snaps the sakabato over his knee as Kenshin is held back by security!

-Fan's choice of titles match
The fans voted for the UCA Title, and Taker comes out dutifully to ringside. His opponent will be Bangladesh DuPree, accompanied by Johnny Mundo. Taker is visibly unimpressed. Bang gets in a sucker punch while the ref is checking Taker's boots, but it's just a little love tap, and Mundo interjects himself before Taker can retaliate. Taker hits Last Ride on Mundo, geeze! Bang runs in as the match officially starts, just to get put in a Full Nelson for her troubles. Bang kicks her way out and follows with a standing dropkick, but Taker is up first and knocks her down again with a headbutt. Bang is stubborn, though, and rushes Taker, tackling him out of the ring with sheer force of will! Taker's STILL up first....Last Ride onto the mats! He's content to take a countout victory, but Bang drags herself back into the ring at 7. Taker flattens her with a knee drop....and there's the Tombstone! This one's over.
Winner and still UCA Champ: Taker

-Taker poses amidst the wreckage of Mundo and Bang, and the crowd eats it up!
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Tom Bombadil
02/18/19 5:04:12 PM
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-Cena and Penta have been feuding a bit and even swapping the belt back and forth without (I think?) ever facing one on one. That ends tonight, and Penta wants to give a little preview. Cena is out first (sorry, LittleKuriboh) and is subjected to a creepy light show as Penta enters to a compilation of all the offense he's inflicted on Cena. This is probably intended to get in his head, but Cena is just fired up to OVERCOME THE ODDS now!

-B8WL Championship: John Cena (c) w/Scare and Rock v. Pentagon Jr.
Penta takes a methodical approach, and out-wrestles Cena into a sleeper hold to set the pace. Cena steps behind...and counters into an early STF! Penta is able to roll out before too much damage is done, and hits a corkscrew chop on Cena to create distance. Scare hops on the apron to yell at Penta, but Penta just whips Cena into him! Ref backs Penta up for a sec, and Cena gets his breath. Doesn't help him, though- Penta lands a Sling Blade! Rock is the one to hop on the apron this time, and manages to distract Penta without backfiring this time. Cena tosses Penta headfirst into the mat while the ref yells at Rock. Scare slides in...Strangest Thing! Ref didn't see it, and Cena is still a face because he's Cena and Penta probably deserved it. 1.....2.....3!
Winner and still champ: Cena

-Cena hopes he can finally put this Penta thing to rest. He beat him in the center of the ring (cough) and the CHAMP IS STILL HERE! Yay?
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Tom Bombadil
02/18/19 5:16:34 PM
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-Next PPV is a NORMAL PPV
-You may nom two celebs this cycle!

SHOW 28
Strife hosts Bowser
Eaed v. Truth
david v. Bison
HC Title: Bowser (c) v. Sonic
MoT: Mario v. Kora
Bryan v. Kenshin v. Panth
Cena+Rock+Scare v. Penta+Mundo+Bang

SHOW 29

SHOW 30: PPV TO BE NAMED

CHAIRS: Mario+Sonic v. Eddv+Kora
GRUDGE: David v. Kenshin
GRUDGE: Scare v. Penta
B8WL: Cena (c) v. ?
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Strife2
02/18/19 6:23:28 PM
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*The lights in the arena flicker on and off, and a familiar song plays*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeNiY-LjMRk" data-time="


*Strife appears from the crowd as the song stirs, lurching out from the timekeepers area. He slinks into the ring, and grabs his microphone*

HheheheheheheehehehhhhheHh! Its been some time, hasnt it old world? Some time since you were invited into a place of haunted voices and pale death? A vision of the future, tainted in sickly green and black. Oh yes. I invite you ALL, into Strifes Sanctum!

Its so easy to feign ignorance when you show no painor perhaps when you clad yourself in spikes and fire, it hides it all from view. I hold no such delusions. Yes, I was beaten and left for dead, but as mentioned before, what good will that do any of you? Antagonizing me, lecturing me, or worse yet, provoking me? A little pain in my head is expected from me, one drowning in place on a daily basis.

But what of my guest? What kind of pain is he experiencing now? He battled a mechanized futuristic nightmare, several other foes on top, and yet survived. My guest is none other than the Hardcore Champion himself, Bowser!

*Bowser appears in his flying clown copter, holding his title aloft, staring into the crowd and Strife before the latter begins again*

Before I get your opinion, I have some words for you. You carry with you quite a burden. What you faced off on Cyber Monday was but a whimsical fantasy romp compared to the hells that will await you the longer you hold that championship aloft. Why, not only did you suffer grave damage against CPU, you still have yet to face a speed demon, one who can sever you into pieces within seconds, Sonic the Hedgehog. I implore you to feed yourself full of evil, vigor, and disdain, or you wont survive.

Besides, if rumors are true, Darkness will soon stir again. I would be grateful Sonic is the least of your worries. But please. Go ahead and tell us all what it means to carry said burden, said championship. Im dying to know.
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Tom Bombadil
02/21/19 6:32:41 AM
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((I'll whip up a Bowser response when I am not super swamped at work if that's how you wanna do this))
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Strife2
02/21/19 9:21:52 AM
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Sure
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Tom Bombadil
02/23/19 7:07:52 PM
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yay
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Tom Bombadil
02/25/19 10:45:55 AM
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Putting this here so I can find it and maybe try it later
http://linesofcommand.com/FTTMD/Modified2.html
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Tom Bombadil
02/28/19 10:44:12 PM
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I gotta get on that promo too
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TheSultanOfSlam
03/01/19 7:51:15 PM
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What in the word is this?!
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Tom Bombadil
03/04/19 5:16:38 PM
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Short answer: It's like UCA with more NPCs and less control over your storylines and match outcomes

Shorter answer: It's a board game that simulates a wrestling fed

Shorterer answer: see first post
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Tom Bombadil
03/04/19 5:23:32 PM
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Strife2 posted...
My guest is none other than the Hardcore Champion himself, Bowser!


Listen, kid, the only burden I carry is what those punks did to Miz. And if you'd paid attention, maybe you'd know better than to be running your mouth right now, because all four of them couldn't keep me down. Life is good for the king of the koopas, and it'll be better once I grind that little pipsqueak into dust later tonight. Speaking of which, where is your little buddy? I knew he was a wimp, but I thought he'd at least have the backbone to come out here himself instead of sending his newest emo sidekick!
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TheSultanOfSlam
03/04/19 5:56:26 PM
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Tom it was a more why did no one tell me about this "What in the world is this"
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Tom Bombadil
03/06/19 11:57:46 AM
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could be showtime tomorrow night so I will poke @Strife2 in case he wants to get in some more
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Strife2
03/06/19 6:22:07 PM
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*getting home from work* I will respond though..."emo sidekick" demands a retort.
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Strife2
03/06/19 7:26:08 PM
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My "little buddy" is off doing photo shoots for a movie, and he actually plays himself in it, unlike a certain someone in this ring...

But forgive me if I'm being facetious. You want to rip him to shreds. He wants to do FAR worse. I have a question for you. Do you know what it feels like to have your joints sliced into bits? The very same armor that houses your sad, irredeemable soul will lie in pieces. Come cry to us after you wail after being rendered immobile.

Fire burns so bright, yet peters out within pale, desperate cries.
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Tom Bombadil
03/07/19 7:40:56 PM
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((I am gonna try that link I posted earlier for this show, and maybe integrate another homebrew or two. I don't expect this to make a noticeable difference on your end!))

Show #29

-Strife is hosting tonight's interview segment, and it unfolds as rp'd above. Dario Cueto appears right as a shoving match breaks out! As much as he loves VIOLENCE~, Bowser has a title match to prepare for, and Strife has a head injury to continue healing. But, since both of these guys (and Sonic) have something to prove....next week, Strife will get a shot at tonight's winner! This seems agreeable to all parties concerned.

-Maniac has to hand it to MLMF- they know gang warfare. But that won't help Truth tonight, because it's just him and Eaed! ...And Maniac for backup, if things go south.

-Match: Eaed w/Maniac v. Truth w/CPU
Eaed starts out strong with a big lariat, but then tries to ground Truth, who is able to counter him a few times. Truth gets in a chair shot, but Maniac wrests the chair away and retaliates in kind. Eaed is up first, and nails a decisive piledriver! Eaed goes for a cover, but Truth suckers him into a leglock counter. Eaed...powers himself to his feet, and drops his free knee on Truth's throat! Truth is winded...1.....2....3!
Winner: Eaed

-Maniac joins Eaed in the ring, and claims that Cueto has allowed MLMF too much lenience. He (or Miz) needs to step up and take control of this federation! Unfortunately for him, Cueto had quietly come out previously. See if he gets a push again in this company!

-Bison doesn't understand why these UCA punks keep crossing him.

-Match: david v. Bison
Bison has had david's number previously, but david really wants a win here to one-up Kenshin. David eats a Devil Reverse and Scissor Kick early on, but his determination keeps him in the fight. David hits a flurry of blows, but Bison just powers back and chokeslams him. David is still able to keep going, and fights back with the End of Days! Bison's back up too....another rush of kicks backs him into the corner...Bison comes roaring out...into a Monkey Flip! Rolling Senton into a strong pin....gets him!
Winner: David

-David celebrates...and Bison hits him with a Psycho Crusher from behind....then nukes the ring again! David has to be stretchered out, because he can't have nice things in this game.

-Bowser is hyped up, but Miz tries to get him to focus on one match at a time.

-HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. Sonic w/Tails
Sonic starts with a poke to the eyes. Hardcore! He tries to follow with some flippydoos, but Bowser catches him and reverses into a suplex. Claw to the face! Bowser retrieves a chair, only to get it dropkicked into his skull. Sonic goes up top, but plays to the crowd for too long- Bowser superplexes him, then follows with a series of falling slams! Bowser takes this chance for a top rope splash of his own, hitting to devastating effect. Sonic rolls to the outside to regroup, avoiding a potential pinning predicament. Tails, sensing danger, dashes backstage....and comes out with Strife, who lays out Bowser with a pane of glass! Sonic has recovered enough to hit a Homing Attack, but both men are down as the ref tries to remove Strife. Bowser's up first....Gorilla Press Slam onto the broken glass! Rack Attack! ....It's over!
Winner, and STILL Hardcore Champ: Bowser

-In a rare moment of unity, both Miz and Cueto show up to congratulate the champ. Sonic stands over Sonic, glaring.
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Tom Bombadil
03/07/19 8:35:21 PM
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-Mario is out first for his MoT defense, and talks about how this isn't gonna stop Sonic and him from taking out Eddv and Kora at [PPV Name TBD]! While he's talking...Kora slides in with a chair, and hits Mario from behind! Mario takes quite a few chair shots, but insists that he can continue.

-MASTER OF TAYBLES: Mario (c) w/Peach v. Kora
Peach knows better, and decides to employ her FEMININE WILES. As the bell rings, she enters the ring and puts on a little show for Kora. Kora seems to like what he sees, even though she doesn't have a beard, and he follows her out of the ring...and up the ramp....for a 20 count! (is there countout in tables matches? there is now I guess!) Peach drops the act as soon as the bell rings.
Winner by countout and STILL MoT: Mario

-Eddv is NOT HAVING THIS, and runs in! Eddv and Mario brawl, Kora and Peach and Sonic and Strife and CPU and Truth all get involved, and out comes MACHO MAN (he's a road agent now, don'cha know!) to try to restore some semblance of order. MLMF are the ones able to hold the ring, and Kora wants another shot at Mario next week!

-Flair wanders around WOOing at people for no apparent reason.

-MATCH: Bryan v. Kenshin v. Panthera
Lots of history between these three by now, especially after Panthera (sorta) caused Kenshin to lose his sakabato to Bryan! Bryan bulldogs both men at the start, getting a YES chant that he doesn't particularly want. The cats are waiting for a chance to strike...but Bryan appears intent on winning before they can get a chance! He still gets a claw to the leg, regardless. Kenshin and Bryan fight back and forth for a while, and the cats help Kenshin reverse a Figure Four. Panthera breaks it up before the submission, and he and Kenshin lock up...Bryan goes up top and hits a dive, taking out both opponents! Pin on Panthera...1....2...3!
Winner: Bryan

-Panthera is distraught, and just lies in the center of the ring. The cats abandon him....

((@Panthera the game calls for you to lose your gimmick at this point. Do you have input on a new one?))

-MATCH: Cena/Rock/Scare v. Penta/Mundo/Bang
Scrare gets in Penta's face during his entrance, and we almost get some action before we start! Cena gets an early tag, and Scare encourages him with the Truffle Shuffle. There is almost an audible record scratch as the action screeches to a halt, then Cena quietly tags out to Rock and walks backstage. The new buddies are already hitting a snag :( It apparently doesn't matter if it's a 2 on 3, because Rock does a number on Penta before tagging Scare. Khabib Nurmagomedov is at ringside, and has a lively debate with Penta about armbars. Scare whacks Penta from behind, and informs Khabib that UFC should partner with Netflix. Rock gets a hot tag, but Penta just vaults over him with a sicknasty neckbreaker! The crowd can't help but cheer that. Penta is completely in control for the remainder of the match, and luchas Rock into the ground for the win. He never even tagged out!
Winners: Heel team

-Penta starts to put himself over on the mic, but Cena is TIRED OF HIM. A match breaks out!
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Tom Bombadil
03/07/19 8:41:23 PM
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-Unsanctioned non-title match: Cena v. Penta
Penta is a bit tired after that impressive display, and is unable to prevent Cena from setting the tone- that of an ugly brawl. Penta is hungry, but Cena has clearly had enough of this dude. Penta isn't quite able to stop the champ from beating him down.
Winner: Cena

-Mundo and Bang were hanging around to watch, but just shake their heads and leave.
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Tom Bombadil
03/07/19 8:57:28 PM
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SHOW 29
@davidponte hosts @Maniac64 (if either of you want to write this off my bulletpoints, let me know!)
Eaed v. Bison
Taker+Sonic v. CPU+Eddv
Cena+Scare v. Penta+Flair
HC Title: Bowser (c) v. Strife
MoT GRUDGE: Mario (c) v. Kora
#1 Contender: Maniac v. Bryan

SHOW 30: PPV TO BE NAMED

CHAIRS: Mario+Sonic v. Eddv+Kora
GRUDGE: Scare v. Penta
B8WL: Cena (c) v. ?

FUTURE
GRUDGE: David v. Kenshin
David v. Bison
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IhatethisCPU
03/08/19 1:52:42 PM
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CPU: "Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if every 5th toilet was sentient?"
Intern: "....Noo.....?"
CPU: "You know, like a mimic."
Intern: "No! Of course not, why?"
CPU: "I was just thinking would they eat people they tricked whole or just bite them in half and leave most of the meat to rot-"
Inter: "What is wrong with you?"
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IhatethisCPU
03/09/19 5:05:51 PM
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https://twitter.com/OuterloopGames/status/1102993595752017920

Apropos of nothing other than it being adorable
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Tom Bombadil
03/12/19 2:40:32 PM
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very slim chance of update tonight, otherwise could easily be as late as next Mon
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Tom Bombadil
03/14/19 7:40:14 PM
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it appears my @Panthera tag did not work
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Panthera
03/14/19 7:50:29 PM
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Why have my feline friends forsaken me? For shame! I guess now I'll have to...uh...be a guy who tries to be a crazy dog person instead, but is allergic to dogs so is forced to carry a stuffed animal around?
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IhatethisCPU
03/16/19 5:49:17 PM
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(In this post, self-indulgent bumpshit.)

CPU: "So I was doing housework at my winter home in Detroit, and I accidentally locked myself in the basement from the inside."

Intern: "Ye?"

"So I tried to call the local locksmith to come and get me out, but the chuckles of fun that took over B8CW's financial office thought that I wasn't honoring my contract-"

"Was this during that whole focusing on working for SSW thing?"

"No, this is when I only working B8CW for that one month because everyone else was running their big shows and didn't really need a freelancer to fill in at all."

"...Huh."

"So anyway, I hadn't gotten paid that month and as such T-Mobile had cancelled my phone plan for 'justifiable cause', and I couldn't call out. So I had to figure out another way to get out of my basement."

"Yuhuh?"

"So I search the basement for a crowbar, spare keys, paperclip I can make into a lockpick or something like that. I figure it couldn't possibly be that big, it's a basement under a three bedroom house, and I'd gotten it from a big family that'd decided they wanted to trade Michigan winters for Florida warmth."

"...Wait, you lived in a three person by yourself in Michigan."

"Yep."

"Why?"

"Sometimes I need to get away from my own thoughts."

"Understandable, continue."

"So it turns out that they'd done a lot of underground work in the house over the decades, and their basement covered the entire four block area since no one else wanted the room for storage."

"Yeah?"

"Long story short, I spent two weeks trapped in the basement searching for a way out because, while it covered such a wide area, there was only the one way in or out. And there was a... lot of stuff down there. Food, electronics, stuff to maintain the electronics, books, radiation suits, gas mask and the like. Stuff like they'd been planning for the end of the world. That's the *mundane* shit. They'd been... collecting other things, too, just in case."

"....Like what?"

"Bodies, mostly. ...A *lot* of bodies. Most of them were properly taken care for, put into coffins, not named... but there were others."

"....Isn't the fact there were bodies bad en-"

"There's.... worse things than a quiet death, lad. ...Some of what was down there wasn't strictly human. ....Or dead anymore. ...Don't want to get... into it, there are still on-going investigations and exterminations going on. And there were still people alive down there. ...'Alive.' Only reason I found some of them was because of the scratches on.... and behind the walls." He breathes out.

"..."

"As I said, big place, lots of stuff... not all of it in easy reach. People in those circumstances don't plan or map out the area as they go, since that doesn't happen." CPU takes out a map. "...I had learned from when I was a kid. Had to feed, clothes... take care of a lot of people that had been lost down there for months, if not years. Never seen anyone else, never hear anyone else. Only lived from stashes from others that had been stuck down there, and from the family's storage."

"....Well?"

"Well, it was after two weeks under that I remembered that the basement door's lock had broken when I got the house. Had honestly slipped my mind. So I took everyone to the basement door, prepare them for what had changed, and then Noctis from FF kicked the door open looking for me, apparently Sally had gotten worried that I hadn't shown up for a few weeks and sent someone out to find me, and I broke my neck falling down the stairs. THAT is how I died. Happy now?"
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Tom Bombadil
03/18/19 9:26:19 PM
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o_O

Show #30

-Bryan is shown backstage talking with Cueto. Maniac has earned his spot in the title picture, but they can make sure he doesn't get there tonight!

-David is interviewing Maniac tonight! Maniac chats a bit before being interrupted by Bryan and Cueto. Cueto thinks that Maniac has proved he belongs towards the top of the food chain, so tonight...it's gonna be Maniac v. Bryan for a shot at Cena's title! Bryan rips into Maniac and the UCA, and concludes that the only thing as bad as all these young wrestlers hanging around is all the old ones like Cena. ....Rock has a bit of an issue with this last, and gets in Bryan's face. Mundo thinks he deserves a shot too...so Cueto improvises. It'll now be Bryan and Mundo v. Rock and Maniac, and whoever gets the win gets the shot!

-Mumm-Ra offers an alliance to M. Bison ahead of his match. Bison thinks they could do good work together.

-MATCH: Eaed v. Bison
They go straight to the big-ticket moves, trading Devil Reverses and lariats and the like until Bison applies a choke. Ref is on top of things tonight and catches him, issuing a warning. ...Bison isn't slowed down at all, though, and just powers through Eaed the rest of the match.
Winner: Bison

-Bison continues his anti-UCA spiels, and Maniac gets in his face over it!

-MATCH: UCA Champ Taker and Sonic v. Men of Low Moral Fiber (CPU and Eddv w/Caelus)
With both Mario and Strife busy in title matches tonight, Sonic has turned to The Undertaker as a strange ally against MLMF, who look like they're up to something. Early on, Caelus hops up on the apron, distracting the ref. A shot rings out, and Undertaker is holding his foot! Everybody but the ref saw Arthur Morgan shoot the Undertaker! It was just a glancing blow, though, and fuel for a HOT TAG to Sonic. When it becomes apparent that this wasn't a game winner, Caelus decides to taunt Sonic instead, before clonking him over the head with a shot glass. Taker later gets his revenge by choking out Arthur Morgan during a lull. He rolls back in the ring...and CPU rolls him up!
Winners: CPU and Eddv

-After the match, CPU picks up the urn...and declares that he has become THE DEADCPU ((or another better name of CPU's choice, but he's doing Taker's shtick now to some extent)). He does the pose and everything! ...Mario runin!

-FIGHT: Mario v. CPU
Mario smacks CPU around. CPU gets a good shot in with the urn, but is a bit tired and can't handle Mario right now. Mario and Sonic celebrate afterwards.

-MATCH: B8WL Champ Cena and Scare v. Penta and Flair
Cena and Scare's tron is interrupted by a loop of the Truffle Shuffle, much to their dismay. Back and forth match...Scare cuts in one too many times, and gets sent to the back, turning this into a handicap match! The fix is perhaps in, but they have made a powerful error...Cena now has to OVERCOME THE ODDS, which he does in record time by isolating Flair and beating him down.
Winner: Cena (and Scare)

-Khabib Nurmagomedov hops in the ring to raise Cena's hand. The champs are here! (is he a champ well he is now)
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Tom Bombadil
03/18/19 10:18:23 PM
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-Bowser is not thrilled about having to defend the HC Title on consecutive shows, but Miz calms him down- this'll be a great fight, and maybe Bowser will get the PPV off!

-HARDCORE TITLE: Champion Bowser v. Strife
Bowser starts with a few slaps, but when that doesn't faze Strife, he switches to a big Axehandle Smash. Quick ambush from a Hammer Bro too. Bowser slides out to grab the title belt, but as he's bringing it around, Strife splashes him from the apron! Both are down, and out comes the whole Koopa Gang to put the boots to the challenger! 1...2....no! Going to take more than that...but not much more, as Bowser finishes him with a Rack Attack.
Winner and STILL champ: Bowser
(...man I went back to the old system for one match and it was very adamant that outside interference should be the whole dang match)

-Cueto doesn't like how short and interfere-y that match was. Bowser should do better!

-The announcers point out that Mario has already retained over Kora once!

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion Mario v. Kora
Mario opens with a dropkick and some shots to the head. Mario hits a Hip Drop and proclaims he can do this as many times as Kora wants! A drunk fan runs out to hit on Peach, and the interruption is a bit of a reset, allowing Kora to land a big boot. Kora goes for the LaBeard Lock, but Peach drags Mario to the ropes. No big though, Kora just pulls him back into the middle while the ref is busy chastising Peach. Kora lets Mario out after a bit, and just plain kicks him in the head and gives his mustache a yank. (It's not a beard!) Mario rallies back with a flurry of punches, only to get kneed in the head. Brainbustah~! Mario is on the ropes...but hits Mario Tornado! And a few more punches, because he likes those tonight. We've gone like two minutes without Peach being relevant, so she gets in a squabble with HEIDENREICH at ringside. Peach tells him off as Mario puts Kora t'rew a tayble with Heidenreich's Spinning Side Slam!
Winner and STILL Champion: Mario

-Truth thinks Mario should put MoT on the line again in the tag match if he's so confident! Mario feels fine with that, so now it's a side stake for the Chairs Tag Match!

-#1 Contender: King Maniac and Rock v. Bryan and Mundo
Whoever scores the decision will get a shot at Cena, which will intersect interestingly with the already random nature of this game! Bryan gets Maniac in a headlock and tags out. Mundo comes in with a trash can lid, but Mario kicks it into his head and tags Rock. Mario goes to the corner instead of leaving...Moonlight Drive on Mundo! Rock picks up Mundo, but Mundo scrambles away for the HOT TAG. Bryan comes in hot, only to be overwhelmed by the incredible technical skills of Dwayne The Rock Johnson, who trips him into the Sharpshooter! Bryan doesn't tap, so Rock tags to Maniac. Outside the ring, Mundo tackles Rock off the apron! Maniac goes for a kick, but Bryan catches it...and pulls him into a trapped leg suplex! Maniac has the presence to rollover to tag Rock, who seems more mad about the attack than worn down. Rock gets a suplex too! Rock rolls out to regroup, then comes back in to catch Bryan with a drop toe hold. Pentagon has come down to ringside...he pulls Rocks foot, and Bryan gets to his corner to tag Mundo! Maniac squabbles with Penta as Rock goes for Rock Bottom...1....2....3!
Winner: Rock (and Maniac)

-Mundo seems to blame Penta for the loss! Maniac doesn't seem thrilled to lose his chance, but takes it more gracefully than Bryan at least. At IMPLOSION...it'll be Cena v. Rock! Good night everybody!
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Tom Bombadil
03/18/19 10:26:50 PM
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SHOW 30: IMPLOSION
david hosts Bowser (offer stands to write it from my bullet points if you want!)
Kenshin v. Bang
UCA Title: Taker (c) v. Truth (I wanted Taker v. Taker but that would involve PUTTING CPU IN A TITLE MATCH)
HC TITLE: Bowser (c) v. Maniac
CHAIRS/MoT: Mario+Sonic v. Eddv+Kora
GRUDGE: Scare v. Penta
B8WL: Cena (c) v. Rock

FUTURE
GRUDGE: David v. Kenshin
David v. Bison
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IhatethisCPU
03/18/19 10:59:52 PM
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(....did the system decide on the 'Taker thing as part of the rolls? I mean I'm happy to run with it but I'm mildly shocked that happened *after* the self-indulgent IC storytelling post. ....also yes I'm looking for a decent new theme mashup now ^_^')
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Strife2
03/18/19 11:25:58 PM
192
Well fuck. That title would have been nice. Fucking lame-o Koopas being cheating bitches.

I'll get one someday.
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davidponte
03/19/19 10:26:51 AM
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I'm still reading and I appreciate the offer! I don't think I have the drive or knowledge to write a promo/angle at the moment though.
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Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 10:41:35 AM
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IhatethisCPU posted...
(....did the system decide on the 'Taker thing as part of the rolls?


yep! "Heel win results in taking face gimmick and face must find a new one," among some other stuff

Strife2 posted...
I'll get one someday.


I really wish you and david and panthera could win anything ever
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Maniac64
03/19/19 10:43:30 AM
195
The Rock stole the Kings title shot, giving Cueto just what he wants. But that's fine this ruler isnt so easily stopped. In the meantime I get a chance to put an end to Bowsers reign as HC champion, and that is something I am happy to do.

King Koopa you and I have never gotten along and I look forward to beating you senseless along with whichever minions you bring along.

Let the War of Kings commence.
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IhatethisCPU
03/19/19 11:43:55 AM
196
(....okay I'm going to be completely honest, I am really kind of uncomfortable with the idea of actively taking over 'Taker's gimmick as a whole. It's the Undertaker, for heck's sake. ._.)
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davidponte
03/19/19 11:50:52 AM
197
A win would be nice!
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Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 11:51:09 AM
198
(how would you feel about being the American Badass

or Mean Mark CPUllous)
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IhatethisCPU
03/19/19 11:59:42 AM
199
(...honestly the former would be easier to make a theme for without feeling like I'm trying waaaay too hard, and I don't hold that gimmick in *quite* the high level of esteem as I do the Deadman. ...and I actually don't know what Mean Mark Callous was like. ._.''')
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TheSultanOfSlam
03/22/19 10:02:24 AM
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davidponte posted...
A win would be nice!


Smacks DavidPonte inthe face! Hi buddy
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IhatethisCPU
03/24/19 8:18:05 PM
201
(....so I have come to the conclusion that I am not capable of playing a full on 'Taker like gimmick with the gravitas Taker managed for so long. I have to roll with the game, so I will, but this is probably going to be terrible. Or even moreso than my writing usually is, at least.

On that note, my thoughts as to options for names are either 'The BSOD', or 'THE DEATHREAPER, OF THE SHADOW WOLF PATROL!'. The latter is exactly like that every time. just remember that this is mostly the game's fault if I come to a decision whenever.)
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