Board 8 > Why did they lose? Albert Wesker, Richter Belmont, Draven, Metal Man

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11/02/18 8:50:09 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.
5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote.

Yesterday's Matches
Albert Wesker lost to Sephiroth
Richter Belmont lost to Captain Falcon
Draven lost to Amaterasu
Metal Man lost to Lara Croft


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Geno lost because... The Grinch stole his victory (Nanis23)
GlaDOS lost because... She was blinded by bigotry toward orphans, while Mewtwo knows the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant (Johnbobb)
King Dedede lost because... he didn't have a monster to clobber dat dere Metal Gear (GavsEvans123)
Isabelle lost because... 9Zi8RLc (-hotdogturtle-)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Geno lost because... He wasn't the kind of wood Tifa expected. (igordebraga)
GlaDOS lost because... She made a new dungeon but mewtwo just used teleport. (Unbridled9)
King Dedede lost because... It was a penguin against an ocelot. The result was to be expected. (Unbridled9)
Isabelle lost because... No runner-up

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SSJSephirothGokuX123
11/02/18 9:05:58 PM
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trdl23
11/02/18 9:09:57 PM
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Albert Wesker lost because Supernova is even worse than a volcano.

Richter showed Captain Falcon his moves.

Amaterasu fetched Dravens axes before he could catch them

SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
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hylianknight3
11/02/18 9:10:41 PM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
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11/02/18 9:11:31 PM
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Welcome to the League of DogFAQs!
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Dark Young Link
11/02/18 9:14:20 PM
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Wolf Link sent his regards.
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11/02/18 9:23:15 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards.

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Dark Young Link
11/02/18 9:23:30 PM
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Lopen
11/02/18 9:31:50 PM
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The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale
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azuarc
11/02/18 9:52:23 PM
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Lopen posted...
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale


Draven was buttfurious over having a competitive first match.

Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow.
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christiankid7
11/02/18 10:34:12 PM
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Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus

alternatively

Wesker may consider himself a god, but he's far below the Noble Nine.

I have no idea if the first one had FF7 spoilers
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Underleveled
11/02/18 10:41:46 PM
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Goddess dogs > draggy crows
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ZeldaTPLink
11/02/18 10:47:45 PM
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Amaterasu descended from the heavens to bring healing to our butts.
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11/02/18 11:56:34 PM
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snake_5036
11/03/18 12:00:42 AM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
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Kamekguy
11/03/18 12:25:59 AM
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Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute.

Wesker lost because the complete globally saturating genetic monster Sephiroth worships had boobs and his didn't.
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UF8
11/03/18 12:28:49 AM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards.
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Unbridled9
11/03/18 1:49:46 AM
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Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.

Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy).
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/03/18 3:36:53 AM
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UF8 posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards.

azuarc posted...
Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow.

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doodlecrazy
11/03/18 4:27:11 AM
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Draven lost because he is one of 140ish characters in his own series. He did well to get in the contest in the first place.
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Janus5k
11/03/18 4:34:06 AM
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Draven was, quite simply, out of his League.
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Sherm128
11/03/18 9:28:48 AM
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Draven lost because people were just fucking tired of his shit
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GavsEvans123
11/03/18 11:29:15 AM
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Votes for:
Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus
Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute.
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11/03/18 11:43:16 AM
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4 Votes
9rlu5jS (SSJSephirothGokuX123)

3 Votes
Wolf Link sent his regards. (DYL)

2 Votes
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale (Lopen)
Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow. (azuarc)
Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus (christiankid7)
Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute. (Kamekguy)

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Wesker
Albert Wesker lost because Supernova is even worse than a volcano. (trdl23)
Wesker lost because the complete globally saturating genetic monster Sephiroth worships had boobs and his didn't. (Kamekguy)

Richter
Richter showed Captain Falcon his moves. (trdl23)

Draven
Amaterasu fetched Dravens axes before he could catch them (trdl23)
Welcome to the League of DogFAQs! (GavsEvans123)
Draven was buttfurious over having a competitive first match. (azuarc)
Goddess dogs > draggy crows (Underleveled)
Amaterasu descended from the heavens to bring healing to our butts. (ZeldaTPLink)
Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.

Seriously. f*** YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). (Unbridled9)
Draven lost because he is one of 140ish characters in his own series. He did well to get in the contest in the first place. (doodlecrazy)
Draven was, quite simply, out of his League. (Janus5k)
Draven lost because people were just f***ing tired of his s*** (Sherm128)

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LinkMarioSamus
11/03/18 12:51:03 PM
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I vote for the Richter Scale one and the Wolf Link one.

Wesker lost because...he demanded Sephiroth give him an egg, causing Sephiroth to lose his temper and murder him.
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11/03/18 2:55:52 PM
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snake_5036
11/03/18 3:17:38 PM
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Adding votes for:

Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards.


Lopen posted...
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale


christiankid7 posted...
Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus

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AranShiizaa
11/03/18 3:54:09 PM
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I vote for these.

"Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.

Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy)."

Metal Man - 9rlu5jS

Richter - Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute.
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11/03/18 5:27:23 PM
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igordebraga
11/03/18 7:02:25 PM
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Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus

The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale (Lopen)

Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.

Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). (the Wolf Link one is also good - why can't I find a cheap Twilight Princess for GameCube to finally play this game?!)

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11/03/18 7:45:40 PM
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