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Anagram 11/02/18 8:50:09 PM #1: |
The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner. 2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded. 3. Vote for the explanation you think is best. 4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day. 5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote. Yesterday's Matches Albert Wesker lost to Sephiroth Richter Belmont lost to Captain Falcon Draven lost to Amaterasu Metal Man lost to Lara Croft Previous Answers http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F Yesterday's Answers Geno lost because... The Grinch stole his victory (Nanis23) GlaDOS lost because... She was blinded by bigotry toward orphans, while Mewtwo knows the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant (Johnbobb) King Dedede lost because... he didn't have a monster to clobber dat dere Metal Gear (GavsEvans123) Isabelle lost because... (-hotdogturtle-) Yesterday's Runners-up Geno lost because... He wasn't the kind of wood Tifa expected. (igordebraga) GlaDOS lost because... She made a new dungeon but mewtwo just used teleport. (Unbridled9) King Dedede lost because... It was a penguin against an ocelot. The result was to be expected. (Unbridled9) Isabelle lost because... No runner-up --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 11/02/18 9:05:58 PM #2: |
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trdl23 11/02/18 9:09:57 PM #3: |
Albert Wesker lost because Supernova is even worse than a volcano.
Richter showed Captain Falcon his moves. Amaterasu fetched Dravens axes before he could catch them SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted... --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hylianknight3 11/02/18 9:10:41 PM #4: |
SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
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GavsEvans123 11/02/18 9:11:31 PM #5: |
Welcome to the League of DogFAQs!
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Dark Young Link 11/02/18 9:14:20 PM #6: |
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Anagram 11/02/18 9:23:15 PM #7: |
Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards. Who is this for? --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 11/02/18 9:23:30 PM #8: |
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Lopen 11/02/18 9:31:50 PM #9: |
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale
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azuarc 11/02/18 9:52:23 PM #10: |
Lopen posted...
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale Draven was buttfurious over having a competitive first match. Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow. --- Video Game Music Contest 12 winner: Ys 8 - Sunshine Coastline ... Copied to Clipboard!
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christiankid7 11/02/18 10:34:12 PM #11: |
alternatively Wesker may consider himself a god, but he's far below the Noble Nine. --- Video Game Wish List: PSASBR2, New Burnout, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, MediEvil 3, ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 11/02/18 10:41:46 PM #12: |
Goddess dogs > draggy crows
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ZeldaTPLink 11/02/18 10:47:45 PM #13: |
Amaterasu descended from the heavens to bring healing to our butts.
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Anagram 11/02/18 11:56:34 PM #14: |
Badump
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snake_5036 11/03/18 12:00:42 AM #15: |
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Kamekguy 11/03/18 12:25:59 AM #16: |
Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute.
Wesker lost because the complete globally saturating genetic monster Sephiroth worships had boobs and his didn't. --- Doin' Game Design Vids: https://www.youtube.com/c/DesigningFor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UF8 11/03/18 12:28:49 AM #17: |
Dark Young Link posted...
Wolf Link sent his regards. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unbridled9 11/03/18 1:49:46 AM #18: |
Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.
Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). --- I am the gentle hand who heals, the happy smile who shields, and the foot that will kick your ***! - White Mage ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TsunamiXXVIII 11/03/18 3:36:53 AM #19: |
UF8 posted...
Dark Young Link posted...Wolf Link sent his regards. azuarc posted... Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow. --- "Someday I'll catch up, and then you'll all be surprised!" BKSheikah has the power. He is the one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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doodlecrazy 11/03/18 4:27:11 AM #20: |
Draven lost because he is one of 140ish characters in his own series. He did well to get in the contest in the first place.
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Janus5k 11/03/18 4:34:06 AM #21: |
Draven was, quite simply, out of his League.
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Sherm128 11/03/18 9:28:48 AM #22: |
Draven lost because people were just fucking tired of his shit
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GavsEvans123 11/03/18 11:29:15 AM #23: |
Votes for:
Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/03/18 11:43:16 AM #24: |
4 Votes
(SSJSephirothGokuX123) 3 Votes Wolf Link sent his regards. (DYL) 2 Votes The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale (Lopen) Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow. (azuarc) Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus (christiankid7) Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute. (Kamekguy) 1 Vote Wesker Albert Wesker lost because Supernova is even worse than a volcano. (trdl23) Wesker lost because the complete globally saturating genetic monster Sephiroth worships had boobs and his didn't. (Kamekguy) Richter Richter showed Captain Falcon his moves. (trdl23) Draven Amaterasu fetched Dravens axes before he could catch them (trdl23) Welcome to the League of DogFAQs! (GavsEvans123) Draven was buttfurious over having a competitive first match. (azuarc) Goddess dogs > draggy crows (Underleveled) Amaterasu descended from the heavens to bring healing to our butts. (ZeldaTPLink) Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***. Seriously. f*** YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). (Unbridled9) Draven lost because he is one of 140ish characters in his own series. He did well to get in the contest in the first place. (doodlecrazy) Draven was, quite simply, out of his League. (Janus5k) Draven lost because people were just f***ing tired of his s*** (Sherm128) Metal Man - --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkMarioSamus 11/03/18 12:51:03 PM #25: |
I vote for the Richter Scale one and the Wolf Link one.
Wesker lost because...he demanded Sephiroth give him an egg, causing Sephiroth to lose his temper and murder him. --- "Nothing I could do!" -Darksydephil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/03/18 2:55:52 PM #26: |
Bump
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snake_5036 11/03/18 3:17:38 PM #27: |
Adding votes for:
Dark Young Link posted... Wolf Link sent his regards. Lopen posted... The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale christiankid7 posted... Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus --- You felt your sins weighing down on your neck. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AranShiizaa 11/03/18 3:54:09 PM #28: |
I vote for these.
"Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***. Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy)." Metal Man - Richter - Richter lost because it was not by his hand he was once again given votes. He was called here by SMASHERS who wished to pay Falcon tribute. --- "i've had sex with a chick who was a psy major, so yeah i think i know what aspergers is" -LiquidFuze180 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/03/18 5:27:23 PM #29: |
Bamp
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igordebraga 11/03/18 7:02:25 PM #30: |
Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus
The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale (Lopen) Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***. Seriously. FUCK YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). (the Wolf Link one is also good - why can't I find a cheap Twilight Princess for GameCube to finally play this game?!) --- ALL HAIL! King of the losers! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 11/03/18 7:45:40 PM #31: |
Final bump
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