Board 8 > Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)

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Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!)

I dont know so ill guess hardcore bob holly
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Bigelow
Bad Crew
Sandman/RVD

I'll go with Malenko too what the hell.
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This one is definitely not Malenko just fyi.

I would predict Disco Inferno if I wasn't doing the Malenko or bust thing right now.
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disco fever~
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no lopen and no war but there's probably still time
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Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!) Andy Leavine
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Bigelow
Bad Crew
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!) Steve Blackman
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sweet
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I'm gonna change my guess from Malenko to Inferno if that's allowed.
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I may be mixing up Lopen and Tom games on the successful Lopen run
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Successful Disco run
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I love me some Disco. I'm not sure I've ever booked him strongly because I think he's perfect as a random midcard supporting guy, but if I can shoehorn him in I will, even if I have to use him as a manager.

Related Disco would be an amazing ECW heel.
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Lopen posted...

I love me some Disco. I'm not sure I've ever booked him strongly because I think he's perfect as a random midcard supporting guy, but if I can shoehorn him in I will, even if I have to use him as a manager.

Related Disco would be an amazing ECW heel.

Time to repackage Mike Awesome as That 70s Guy.
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Only if Disco Inferno is hired and packaged as a powerhouse extremist badass that tosses guys through tables or whatever the hell Awesome's normal gimmick is
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:o
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works for me
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...Weekend?
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maybe?
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maybe not?
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You can do it!
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maybe!
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tomorrow or thu for pretty much sure
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Tom Bombadil posted...

tomorrow or thu for pretty much sure

Lies! Jk Come on tom lol
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would've been true if they hadn't given Wifebolo the day off today!
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Well then i dont balem you
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but I randomly got today off so it should be up in about two hours
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 2, 2/96

Pre-show: Taz d. Dances with Dudley (D)

Heyman rejoices that ECW is starting to rally behind him, but William Alfonso comes out. Sandman is a lost cause, but he expected RVD to know better than to stick his nose where it doesn't belong! He's booked Sandman and RVD against the Flock tonight as punishment. (C-) Bam Bam Bigelow plows through J.T. Smith. (C) BARRY WINDHAM is here to tell us all about our sins! ECW is a den of iniquity, and even the Network are simply grasping for money and power. He's gonna clean this place up right by starting with the fans! (C+; Preacher gimmick gets Above Average) Too Cold Scorpio is teaming with Sabu tonight against the Bad Crew! Faces go over, but the crowd's not into it. (C-)

The Gangstas are gloating about manipulating Cactus Jack into giving them a shot at the tag titles....when Cactus and Whipwreck jump them from behind and beat them down! (D) Sandman and RVD do a valiant job against the Flock, but with Beulah at ringside, it's essentially a 4v2! Dreamer comes out to even the score, chasing Beulah backstage! Sandman takes advantage to score a hot tag, and RVD carries that momentum into the big win! (D-) ...The Network immediately hit the ring, beating down the faces....and the Flock as well! (D+)

Overall: D SUCCESS (not enough babez)

The Blue Meanie has been fired for his fourth wellness strike in, like, four appearances.

NEWS
-WCW stars appear on Baywatch!
-Superbrawl gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Bubba)
-CMLL Recepcion Al Partido gets B- (ME: Wagner/Garza/Fiera d. Atlantis/Caras/Canadiense)
-Sheik returns to the industry
-AWF get Simmons
-Brian Christopher wins the USWA Heavyweight (Midcard) title
-Mosh wins the MEWF Light Heavyweight Title
-UWFi get Tenryu
-Hostility between CWA-TX and USWA
-LLPW grows to Regional
-Raw gets A (ME: Taker/Bret no contest)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B (ME: Pillman d. Savage)
-Nitro gets B- (ME: Bubba d. Sting by DQ)
-WWF Superstars gets C+ (ME: Yankem/Vega d. Mabel/Ringmaster by DQ)
-USWA TV gets D+ (ME: JJ d. Ware)

Sandman sent home from tonight's show, too drunk to work.

Steamboat finds Jeff Jones guilty of not chipping in for a rental car.

5tar: 4/4
eaed: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
Sultan: 4/4
War: 4/4 but props for the Andy Leavine callback
Lopen: 3/4

!5tar: 32/39
eaed: 30/39
Maniac: 25/34
Lopen: 22/39
CPU: 10/22
Sultan: 6/8
War: 6/8

PREDICT IT!
Hardyz v. What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD v. Jericho
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka v. Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role)
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Hardyz
Jericho
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) Rikishi
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Hardyz
RVD
Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Its a fix. Just as I pull ahead.

What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD v
(2)Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) no idea
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I am more proud than I should be of the New Meanie name
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three predix off the bat woo
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maybe more?
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or not!
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that's fine too
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What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) Norman Smiley
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Flock
RVD
Gangsta
Hugh Morris (I have no idea)
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What the Flock lol
RVD
Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka

Bam Bam Bigelow?
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i am mad i didn't think of hugh morrus for new meanie
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Its okay, Tom probably didnt either.

I also misspelled his name apparently
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heh heh heh
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hee hee hee
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Ho ho ho
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Maniac64 posted...

Its okay, Tom probably didnt either.

Tom Bombadil posted...

(He had a pretty good career IRL

Tru
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tomorrow is likely!
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well I didn't get far enough to post new predictions (tomorrow evening?) but I can offer you:

ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 3, 2/96

The Network and Heyman are squabbling again. Heyman and RVD are feeling pretty good about getting the win over the Flock last week, but Alfonso is gonna see them at Cyberslam, when Douglas and Jericho will take on Sandman and RVD! (C+) The Hardy Boyz are up against (What) the Flock, with a notable change- Blue Meanie has been replaced with a much slimmer "New Meanie" It's, it's Christian, not that anybody would recognize him in 1996. The new kid does his best to fill Meanie's shoes with comedic results, and Stevie does most of the heavy lifting en route to a win. (E+; Impostor gimmick gets Below Average)

Raven has replaced one castoff of society with another, but that's not what he's here to talk about- the time has come to settle things with Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer couldn't agree more! At Cyberslam, one will fall. (D) Scorpio confronts Douglas backstage. He doesn't like this whole Network thing, and wants that ECW Title. (C) RVD takes on Jericho! The rookie holds his own with Alfonso at ringside, but RVD comes out on top in the end. (C-)

Barry Windham is back to protest the VIOLENCE of ECW! We must all rise above this carnal feast of the flesh. Sabu comes out after a few minutes of this, and in lieu of commenting, beats Windham up and puts him through a table. (B-) Our main event is Cactus, Whipwreck, and Parka taking on the Gangstas and Mark Henry. The Gangstas wind up brawling with the champs on the outside, leaving Parka alone with Henry. David ain't beating Goliath this particular night. (D+)

Overall: D+ SUCCESS not enough hot babezzz even though I had Beulah get involved in the Flock match :(

Jeff Hardy was high. Strike 1. Even Matt is pissed about it lol.

NEWS
-Marc Mero suffers a Lower Lumbar Spinal Cord Compression while wrestling Scotty Riggs
-GAEA rises to Regional
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Flair d. AA, Stevie Ray, Malenko to retain)
-Superstars gets C (ME: Holly d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA USCW gets D+ (ME: RnR Express d. Jarrett/Lawler)
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I am saddened that you split up edge and Christian
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PREDICT IT!
ECW Cyberslam, 2/wk3/96

(2) Titles on the line: Douglas (ECW) and Chavo (TV) v. Sandman and RVD
(2) Pitbulls v. What the Flock
(2) Scorpio v. Bigelow
(2) Parka v. Henry
(2) Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck (c) v. Gangstas
(2) Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick) v. Eliminators
(2) Tables: Sabu v. Windham
(5) Hardcore: Dreamer v. Raven
(5) BONUS: MotN?
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Champs
Flock
Bam
Henry
Gangsta
Eliminators
Sabu
Dreamer

ME
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