Board 8 > Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'll wanna brush up on my Scorpio then!

(the way you were talking I was absolutely expecting, like, Pitbull #2)
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Haha nah I was just really enjoying the idea of making you turn Raven
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Up with ye
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I have a lot less time than usual in April...although that might actually be a good thing for this because when I have less time I try to spend more of it on my favorite projects

NEWS
-We wish RVD all the best in his future AJPW endeavors.
-Raw gets B+ (ME: Bulldog d. Diesel)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Flair d. Sullivan by DQ)
-WCW Turmoil to air on MTV Europe, Nippon TV
-Neidhart wins the MEWF title
-Orndorff new Head Trainer at the Kowalski school
-AWF gets C- (ME: Simmons d. Santana)

I wanted to brush up on Too Cold Scorpio before I tried to make him a key guy, and this is what youtube gave me:

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somehow I don't think that is what he was doing in ECW in 1996
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From what I've seen imagine R Truth if Rtruth wrestled a cruiserweight style.
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PREDICT IT!

Pitbulls v. Bigelow/Henry
Tag Titles: Eliminators (c) v. Sabu/Taz
(2)Jack/Parka v. Douglas/Whipwreck
(2) BONUS: Will Sheik be in condition to appear tonight?
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The only in-character non-wrestling stuff I can find from 2 Cold is him being a Fun Black Guy so I guess that's what you're getting as your face of ECW despite his running No Gimmick Needed in-game >_>
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I think cool flippy guy was his gimmick (again I never watched him in ECW)

Big Henry
Sabu/Taz
Jack Parka

Going with Yes for a surprise.
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Damn it Van Dam.
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Bigelow/Henry
Sabu/Taz
Douglas/Whipwreck

No
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Bigelow/Henry
Sabu/Taz
Douglas/Whipwreck

No

These are my votes too but Im on my phone and dont want to edit it myself. Sorry.

. Bigelow/Henry(worlds strongest beasts)
Tag Titles: Eliminators (c) v.
(2)Jack/Parka
(2) BONUS: Will Sheik be in condition to appear tonight? Yes why not!
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missing war and lopen but it'll probably still be a couple days anyway
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Bigelow/Henry
Tag Titles: Eliminators (c)
(2)Jack/Parka
(2) BONUS: Will Sheik be in condition to appear tonight? He would if the tests weren't fucking bullshit. (No)
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@Lopen
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Bigelow/Henry
Sabu/Taz
(2)Jack/Parka
(2) BONUS: Will Sheik be in condition to appear tonight? Yes
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk.2, 3/96

Too Cold is out to once again call out Sheik, but he gets Alfonso instead. Sheik is a crazy old man, and Scorpio is an investment. The Network does not want one of their greatest properties damaged by a loose cannon! That's why Alfonso has been keeping Sheik and Scorp separated. Scorpio is not pleased about not getting a chance to fight back, or about being called a "property," but before he can really speak, Sheik appears to opine that this is f***ing b*******! Sheik tries to charge the ring, but security holds him back. (while also keeping an eye on Scorpio) (C)

The Pitbulls came up short for the tag titles, but they have a chance to bounce back tonight! Unfortunately, that chance is against the pairing of Mark Henry and Bam Bam Bigelow. The Pitbulls put up a good fight, but the heels prove too tough for them. (D+) Dreamer is still trying to chase down Beulah to talk, and he is again intercepted by Windham. These lusts are distracting Dreamer! Windham wants to see Dreamer get himself back on the right track, and that involves letting Beulah go. (C) It's apparently tag team night, because next up, the Eliminators will defend their shiny new belts against Sabu and Taz! It's a pretty chaotic match, but eventually the polished teamwork of Kronus and Saturn prevails. (C+)

Cactus Jack calls out Mikey Whipwreck, wanting answers for the heel turn. Whipwreck says it's simple: Jack was willing to throw their titles away for his own gains, so Whipwreck threw their friendship away for HIS own gains. Besides, the Network's right- Cactus just isn't champion material. Whipwreck has gotten on the winning side, and if Cactus has a problem with that, he can express his frustrations in a tag match....oh, and they've already found him a partner. (C+) That partner is LA PARKA, with whom Cactus will take on Douglas and Whipwreck of the Network. The ref gives them a lot of leeway, and they brawl all over the place. .....La Parka gets a surprise rollup on Douglas, and holds him down for 3! Suck it, haters! (C)

Raven and the Flock are in the ring. Raven demands an apology from Stevie. Stevie considers, but apologizes for his insubordination. (D)

Overall: C- SUCCESS

NEWS
-[yet to debut jobber] is out injured for six months
-Raw gets B+ (ME: Diesel d. Michaels)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Flair d. Sullivan)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Giant/Sting no contest)
-AWF Test of Wills gets D+ (ME: Santana d. Blacktop to retain)
-CWA-TX Kings of Spandex gets D+ (ME: H. Guerrero d. Alex Porteau for the vacant title)
-BJW grows to Regional
-Hansen promotes AJPW on national TV
-Neidhart claims to be carrying MEWF
-Bull Nakano wins the WWA Women's title
-Hayabusa wins the FMW Brass Knuckles title
-Hot Property Lenny Lane
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: Bi. Gunn d. Ringmaster)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Zodiac d. Warlord)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Z-Man d. Blacktop/Rich)
-USWA gets D+ (ME: Jarrett d. Koko)

Kimona shows up late
Woman pulls a tasteless rib

Sultan: 6/4
Lopen: 5/4
Maniac: 5/4
War: 4/4
eaed: 1/4
5tar: 1/4

Lopen: 59/89
eaed: 53/89
War: 51/62
Sultan: 50/60
!5tar: 25/31
CPU: 10/22
Maniac: 5/4
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PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, 3/wk3/96

??? v. Bigelow
TV Title: Chavo (c) v. ???
Taz v. Henry
(2) Sabu v. New Jack
(2x2) BONUS: 2 ??? this time! 5tar is NOT eligible but this'll be the last time until the last dude comes off injury. (HINT: They are cruiserweights)
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Bigelow
Eddie Guerrero
Henry
Sabu

Other one is dean melenco
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???
TV Title: Chavo (c)
Taz
(2) Sabu
(2x2) BONUS: Dean Malenko and Psychosis
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????
????
Taz
New Jack
Rey Mysterio Jr and Dean Malenk9
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So am I the only one whose points reset?

Bigelow
???
Tax
New Jack
Malenko and Jericho

Everyone stealing my Malenko guess.
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Yep, cuz you won.
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Alright that makes sense.
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Bigelow
TV Title: Chavo (c)
Henry
(2) Sabu

Bigelow
TV Title: Chavo (c)
Taz
(2) Sabu
(2x2) BONUS: 2 ??? this time! 5tar is NOT eligible but this'll be the last time until the last dude comes off injury. (HINT: They are cruiserweights) Dean Malenko and Silver King
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This week maybe?
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 3, 3/96

Bigelow opens up against new debut YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI in a one-sided but entertaining affair. (B-; Tajiri's No Gimmick Needed gets Above Average) Windham approaches Beulah backstage to tell her she needs to stay away from Dreamer, as she is nothing but a JEZEBEL. Beulah maintains that she wants nothing to do with Dreamer or Raven or especially Windham right now, and stalks off. (C)

The TV Title is on the line next, as Chavo retains in a somewhat lackluster outing with the debuting SHANE HELMS. (D+; Shane's Show Stealer gets Awful) The Flock is out. Raven says they have almost come back together, but Stevie needs to prove his contrition. Raven demands that Stevie lick his boots! The crowd doesn't want this, and Stevie is reluctant....but he complies, and seems to be welcomed back into the fold. (C-)

Next up, Henry takes on Taz. Taz pushes the big guy, but Henry is able to ride it out this time. (D) Sheiky is out to scream incoherently into a mic for a while about ****ING BULL****. After that starts to wear out its welcome, Too Cold Scorpio comes out, but is immediately swarmed by security! Alfonso comes out with them, reminding Scorpio that he is not allowed anywhere near Sheik. Security mobs Scorpio and drags him backstage, to his and Sheik's mutual protestation. (C)

Our main event is Sabu and New Jack for no particular reason. It's about as out of control as one would expect, and Sabu appears to take a particularly rough legdrop through a table. However, he hangs on to get the win. (C+; New Jack was on drugs twice; Sabu suffers a Simple Scapular Fracture) Whipwreck comes out to the ring to taunt Cactus some more, continuing to emphasize that he picked the winning team and that Cactus isn't the kinda guy they want representing ECW. This of course brings Cactus out before too long...where he's flanked by Douglas in an ambush! The Network put the boots to him...until LA PARKA comes out with a chair to clear out the ring! He stands over Cactus defensively as the show ends. (C-)

Overall: C- SUCCESS; Not enough hott babez

ECW have come to terms on the release of New Jack for his fourth and fifth violations of the extreme wellness program. We wish him to not kill anybody in his future endeavors.

no scores or predix form yet tho
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NEWS
-We wish Kimona all the best in her future endeavors.
-AJPW Combat of Immortals gets B (ME: Hansen d. Kobashi)
-WCW Uncensored gets B- (ME: Hogan/Road Warriors d. Giant/Sullivan/Bubba)
-Hogan suffers a sprained wrist
-Akira Hokuto suffers a Grade III AC Joint Separation
-BCW teams Christian and D'Amore
-Bob Caudle to retire
-TPW falls to Small
-Nitro gets B (ME: Flair d. Luger)
-WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Luger d. Hogan)
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: Helmsley/1-2-3 no contest)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Santana d. Honky/Simmons)
-USWA gets C- (ME: Jarrett d. Morton to retain)
-USWA gets C- (ME: Rich d. Jarrett)
-WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: Pittman d. Zodiac)

5tar: 5/5
Lopen: 4/5
War: 4/5
Sultan: 4/5
Maniac: 1/5
eaed: 0/5

Lopen: 63/94
War: 55/67
Sultan: 54/65
eaed: 53/94
!5tar: 30/36
CPU: 10/22
Maniac: 6/9
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Epic. 0-5
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maybe update today, maybe not
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PREDICT IT!
Wk. 4, 3/96

Smith v. Sheik
TV Title: Chavo (c) v. Cactus
(2) Taz/Parka v. Bigelow/Henry
(2) BONUS: Name one person involved in the best ANGLE of the night
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Sheik
Chavo
Big Henry

Dreamer
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Sheik
Chavo
Big Henry

Windham
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Sheik
TV Title: Chavo (c)
Bigelow/Henry
(2) BONUS: Shane Douglas

Wk. 4, 3/96

Sheik
TV Title: Chavo (c)
(2) Bigelow/Henry
(2) BONUS: Name one person involved in the best ANGLE of the night. Jerricho
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I hope we are all wrong on every match.
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Shiek
Chavo
Taz/Parka

Barry Windham
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yay
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@Lopen
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Sheik
Chavo
Taz Parka

Bonus: Taz
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 4, 3/96

Scorpio tries to storm into Alfonso's office, but is met at the door by Douglas. The boss is too busy to see him. Scorpio wants Sheik, but Douglas reiterates that Scorpio is too valuable an investment to risk in such an altercation. They did find some less valuable investments to feed to Sheik instead, though! (B-) And in fact, Sheik beats poor J.T. Smith half to death in something vaguely resembling a match. (E+; Sheik was on drugs)

Missy Hyatt chats with Francine about wanting to boost ratings, then pantses her. (C+) Cactus challenges Chavo for the TV Title! It's a pretty solid match...until Whipwreck runs in on Cactus, causing a DQ. (C+) Windham tells Dreamer he's gonna take him under his wing. Windham will show him the light, and then they'll start calling him Tommy WINNER! Dreamer seems too tired to blow him off. (C+)

Our main event is Taz and Parka against Bigelow and Henry. Faces have the technique advantage, but are unable to overcome the size and power of the monster heels in the end. (C+; Bigelow sustains a Foot Blister) After the match, the Flock come out. Taz is strong, but he is getting nowhere as a lone wolf, adrift on the seas of the midcard. Raven implores Taz to join the Flock in a mutually beneficial arrangement. All Taz can spare of himself is one finger. (D+)

Overall: C SUCCESS

NEWS
-Regional Battle: 1st in all applicable areas
-Wrestlemania 12 gets A (ME: Bret d. Taker to retain)
-NJPW Final Choice of Battle gets B (ME: Liger/Hase d. Cho-Ten)
-USWA Phoenix Rising gets C- (ME: RnR d. Lawler/Jarrett)
-WAR Freedom of Golden gets C- (ME: Kitahara/Araya/Nakano d. Fuyuki/Tenta/Kamikaze)
-IWA-Japan falls to Small
-Savage claims to be carrying WCW; HBK does the same in WWF
-Ultimo out for a month with a Twisted Disco Knee
-Juvy on the rise
-Gran Hamada leaves NJPW
-Raw gets B+ (ME: Bret d. Taker)
-Nitro gets B- (ME: Road Warriors d. Luger/Bubba by DQ)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Malenko/Duggan/Benoit d. Cobra/Pittman/Warlord)
-Superstars gets C (ME: Vega/Helmsley no contest)
-WCW Turmoil gets C (ME: Morrus d. OMG)
-USWA gets C- (ME: Lawler/Jarrett d. RnR)
-USWA gets C- (ME: RnR d. Jarrett/Lawler)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Windham/Santana d. Simmons/Honky)

my favorite part is USWA running the same main event for all three shows in a week

Steamboat finds Taz guilty of cockiness
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5tar: 6/4
War: 4/4
Sultan: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
Lopen: 2/4
Eaed: 2/4

Lopen: 65/98
War: 59/71
Sultan: 58/69
eaed: 55/98
!5tar: 36/40
Maniac: 10/13
CPU: 10/22

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, Wk. 1, 4/96

911 v. Sheik
Tag Contendership: Taz/Pitbulls v. Flock
(2) Cactus/Parka v. Whipwreck/Chavo
(2) BONUS: Who's the next challenger for Douglas?
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Sheik
Tag Contendership: Flock
(2) Cactus/Parka
(2) BONUS: Who's the next challenger for Douglas? Scorpio
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Sheik
Flock
Cactus/parka
Tajiri
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Sheik
Tag Contendership: Flock
(2) Whipwreck/Chavo
(2) BONUS: Who's the next challenger for Douglas?
Rvd
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Sheik
Flock
Cactus Park
Bonus: Windham

911
Tag Contendership: Flock
(2) Cactus/Parka
(2) BONUS: Who's the next challenger for Douglas? La Parka
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there is some heavy LOL incoming but first we need @eaedwards6400
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911
Flock
(2) Cactus/Parka
(2) BONUS: Who's the next challenger for Douglas? My boy Barry Windham
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