Board 8 > Extremely Crappy Wrestling (1996 TEW diary)

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Lopen
02/15/19 1:27:56 PM
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Douglas (ECW) and Chavo (TV)
What the Flock
Bigelow
Parka
Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck (c)
Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick)
Windham
Raven
(5) BONUS: MotN? Sabu v Windham
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WarThaNemesis2
02/15/19 3:38:43 PM
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Douglas (ECW) and Chavo (TV)
What the Flock
Bigelow
Henry
Jackwreck (c)
Eliminators
Sabu
Raven

Sabu/Windham
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5tarscream
02/16/19 1:43:10 AM
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Douglas (ECW) and Chavo (TV)
What the Flock
Bigelow
Henry
(2) Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck
(2) Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick)
(2) Tables: Sabu
(5) Hardcore: Raven
(5) BONUS: MotN? Sabu vs windham
Tom Bombadil
02/19/19 6:39:51 AM
204
waiting on edbros but I realize I never counted the previous show so have some standings

Maniac: 4/4
Sultan: 4/4
5tar: 3/4
eaed: 2/4
War: 2/4
Lopen: 0/4

!5tar: 35/43
eaed: 32/43
Maniac: 29/38
Lopen: 22/43
Sultan: 10/12
CPU: 10/22
War: 8/12

(current predict on the previous page)
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eaedwards6400
02/19/19 8:15:34 AM
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PREDICT IT!
ECW Cyberslam, 2/wk3/96

(2) Titles on the line: Sandman and RVD
(2) What the Flock
(2) Bigelow
(2) Henry
(2) Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck (c)
(2) Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick)
(2) Tables: Windham
(5) Hardcore: Raven
(5) BONUS: ME
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TheSultanOfSlam
02/19/19 11:56:42 AM
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(2) Titles on the line: Sandman and RVD
(2) Pi What the Flock
(2) Bigelow
(2) Henry
(2) Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck
(2) Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick)
(2) Tables: Sabu
(5) Hardcore: Dreamer
(5) BONUS: MotN?</

Tag title
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Tom Bombadil
02/19/19 12:58:34 PM
207
Steamboat finds 911 guilty of being late to pick up his travel buddy, and Peewee Moore guilty of not shaking hands.

ECW Cyberslam
Week 3, Feb. 1996

Alfonso and Heyman start in the ring, ready for some exciting retcon action because I keep forgetting that the Network has poor chemistry in tag matches. Heyman says that the Network can't just let Douglas skip defending the title! The fans want to see the belt on the line at a PPV! Alfonso and Heyman go back and forth a bit, before being interrupted by Chavo Guerrero Jr.! Chavo complains (...rightly) that he's gotten lost in the shuffle of all this nonsense. Alfonso gets fed up and alters tonight's tag match to keep both of them happy. It'll now be Douglas and Chavo against Sandman and RVD, with both the ECW and TV Titles on the line! He warns Chavo not to make him regret this. (D+) That match happens RIGHT NOW. Both teams are thrown-together pairings, but are on the same page nonetheless, and the match goes back and forth, with all four getting in some offense. Chavo starts to seem a bit out of his league towards the end...but here comes Jericho! Jericho waylays Sandman on the outside, preventing a key tag, and Douglas is able to come in and take out RVD for the win a bit later. (C-; Sandman was drunk.)

The Pitbulls get their chance against What the Flock! Stevie and Christian don't yet have QUITE the chemistry needed to deal with guys this tough, and the Pitbulls go over soundly. (D) Raven scolds his cronies after the match, particularly focusing on Stevie. They have to get their act together! (D+)

Bam Bam Bigelow and Too Cold Scorpio tear the house down despite their being no story behind it. Bam Bam goes over. (B-) Parka gets a shot at redeeming himself against Henry in singles action, but....can't. (D)

Tag Titles Street Fight! Cactus and Whipwreck and the Gangstas beat the bejeezus out of each other all over ringside, but Cactus manages to be the last one standing when the dust settles. (C+; New Jack was on drugs (twice, somehow?) and also doesn't like Brawling matches???) Big Dick and Buh Buh Ray represent the Dudleys against the Eliminators. The Dudleys can't quite seem to sync up, and make some costly mistakes leading to an Eliminators win. (D) Bubba and Dick argue after the match, with Bubba storming off. (D+)

Barry Windham gets a chance for revenge, facing Sabu in a Tables match. Windham refuses to play into Sabu's style, instead keeping him grounded with old-school heel style. Sabu doesn't quite know what to do with that, and Windham breaks form at the end just to put him through a table for the win. (B-) He found DIVINE POWER in order to conquer his enemies at their own game! (C)

This could be the final chapter of Dreamer and Raven! They face off in...a disappointingly pedestrian Hardcore match. Stevie and Christian are notably absent, and Beulah seems content to observe. Dreamer busts Raven open with a series of chair shots before securing the big win. (D+) He tries to talk to Beulah after the match, but she just pushes past him and storms off, souring his victory celebration and not even filling my hot women quota. (C-)

Overall: D+ FORGOT TO LOOK AT THE NOTES

Sandman: Strike 3 (remember, I give 4)
New Jack: Strikes 2 & 3

It'll be a bit before I can tally but I suspect 5tar won? The prize, just to get you thinking of it, is that I (theoretically) have a new guy coming in, and you get to pick an ME for him to feud with. I'll get the list of options and the official standings when I get a chance.
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Tom Bombadil
02/19/19 9:29:27 PM
208
Maniac: 15/19
War: 15/19
5tar: 13/19
Lopen: 13/19
Sultan: 13/19
eaed: 10/19

!5tar: 48/62
Maniac: 44/57
eaed: 42/62
Lopen: 35/62
Sultan: 23/31
War: 23/31
CPU: 10/22

@5tarscream : Who should the (theoretical) new signing attack?
Windham
Sabu
Raven
Cactus
Sandman
Scorpio
Douglas
Bigelow
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5tarscream
02/19/19 10:09:31 PM
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The best predictor there is, the best predictor there was, the best predictor there ever will be.

I guess Cactus or Scorpio. The latter because he isn't directly involved in a storyline at this time as far as I know or Cactus because he's usually over and puts on good matches.
eaedwards6400
02/20/19 8:41:58 AM
210
Barry Windhams story is just so great. I love the refusal to come down to ECWs level lol
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Maniac64
02/20/19 9:18:42 AM
211
Oh hey I got close.
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Tom Bombadil
02/23/19 7:32:49 AM
212
eaedwards6400 posted...
Barry Windhams story is just so great. I love the refusal to come down to ECWs level lol


He's one of the ones I'm most interested in writing! although I don't have TONS of ideas for him and it's a challenge distinguishing him from the Network
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Tom Bombadil
02/23/19 10:38:55 PM
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NEWS
-WWF Rage in the Cage gets A (ME: Diesel/Razor d. Sid/HBK)
-Regal d. Morrus for the vacant TV Title
-Killer Kowalski retires
-Debbie Combs dramatically walks out on NAASW
-Raw gets B (ME: Bulldog/Sid d. Diesel/Razor)
-Nitro gets C+ (ME: Animal/Giant no contest)
-AWF gets D+ (ME: Koko/Zenk d. Simmons/Rich)
-USWA gets D (ME: Jarrett d. Koko by DQ)

Jeff Jones gets in an argument with a fan

Predict it!
Hardcore TV, Wk. 4, 2/96

Sabu/Dreamer v. Bad Crew
Sandman/RVD v. Bigelow/Jericho
(2) Tag Titles: Jackwreck (c) v. Douglas+Chavo
(2) BONUS: Who debuts per last cycle's prize? (5tar IS eligible) (HINT: This is a pretty dumb idea in 1996 ECW and I am really excited for it)
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WarThaNemesis2
02/24/19 8:58:58 AM
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Sabu/Dreamer
Bigelow/Jericho
(2) Tag Titles: Jackwreck (c)
(2) BONUS: Who debuts per last cycle's prize? Shane McMahon
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TheSultanOfSlam
02/24/19 2:28:35 PM
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Sabu/Dreamer v
Sandman/RVD
(2) Tag Titles: Jackwreck (c)
(2) BONUS: Who debuts per last cycle's prize? (5tar IS eligible) (HINT: This is a pretty dumb idea in 1996 ECW and I am really excited for it)

Owen hart? Idfk
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5tarscream
02/24/19 7:40:09 PM
216
Sabu/Dreamer
Bigelow/Jericho
(2) Tag Titles: Douglas+Chavo

Bonus: Luger
Tom Bombadil
02/27/19 4:45:24 PM
217
I still don't wholly trust the purge rate
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Tom Bombadil
03/02/19 9:26:35 PM
218
so we're gonna keep bumping more than once a week
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Tom Bombadil
03/06/19 9:33:47 AM
219
last call (probably)
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Maniac64
03/07/19 7:02:37 PM
220
Bad crew
Bigelow/Jericho
Jackwreck

Dean Malenko
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Tom Bombadil
03/11/19 11:11:01 AM
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Hardcore TV
Wk. 4, 2/96

Heyman and Alfonso start the show arguing in what is becoming a tradition. Heyman thinks his boys Sandman and RVD deserve another chance since Jericho interjected himself, but Alfonso maintains that they had their shot and blew it. He's got an idea for the ECW title anyway! Sandman and RVD can have a shot at revenge against Jericho tonight....but he'll be backed up by Bam Bam Bigelow! (C-)

Sabu and Tommy Dreamer team up to take on the Bad Crew. Sabu's about to bludgeon one with a chair when Barry Windham appears to intervene, and chastice Sabu for learning NOTHING from their previous encounter. Sabu and Windham bicker on the outside...but Dreamer's too good to lose to Bad Crew, so he wins the match anyway. (C-) Raven is still quite upset over losing to Dreamer, and is blaming his Flock. Stevie takes the brunt of the abuse, and New Meanie and Beulah seem a bit put off by it. (C-)

Sandman and RVD find themselves teaming again, this time against Bigelow and Jericho. Jericho lets Bigelow be the muscle, but trying to singlehandedly maul two of ECW's finest is a tall order even for the big guy. Jericho eventually gets a tag he doesn't really want, and is rather unceremoniously defeated. (C)

Too Cold Scorpio is a bit disheartened by his loss to Bigelow, but the fans know he gives them a good show, and he'll bounce right back and get in that title pict- ****ING BULL****! An aging IRON SHEIK storms into the interview set and starts ranting incoherently at Scorpio! Scorpio tries to calm down the old guy...and gets suckerpunched! Sheik takes Scorpio down and locks in the Camel Clutch! He then grabs a camera and yells into it until commercial. (C)

Having triumphed last night, Douglas and Chavo are now being given a tag title shot, apparently. Champions vs. champions! Now that they're facing an actual established team, it becomes apparent that Douglas and Chavo are just two competent but thrown together dudes, and the champs are able to get a clean win as Cactus pins Douglas. (C+) Alfonso comes out after the match, and praises Jackwreck's efforts. He thinks that Cactus Jack in particular deserves something for pinning the champ! He'll give Cactus Jack a shot at the title.....IF he and Whipwreck forfeit the tag belts! The champs react with dismay as the show goes off the air. (D+)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough babez but I put Beulah in specifically for that purpose >:\

NEWS
-lol
-Regional Battles: 2nd or 3rd in each
-WCW Turmoil to debut Thursdays on CBS
-WWC grow to Regional
-TPW grow to Regional
-NJPW sign Misawa
-WCW turn Regal face
-Hashimoto suffers knee ligament damage in a tag match
-Bull Nakano to LLPW
-Zenk wins the vacant PWA title
-Jeff Hardy rising
-HBK boasting in WWF
-Raw gets B+ (ME: Diesel/Razor d. Taker/Sid)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Sullivan d. Sting by DQ)
-WCW Saturday Night gets C+ (ME: Hawk d. Giant)
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: Tatanka d. Ringmaster)
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Tom Bombadil
03/11/19 11:29:24 AM
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Sultan: 3/4
War: 3/4
Maniac: 2/4
5tar: 1/4

Maniac: 46/61
eaed: 42/62
Lopen: 35/62
Sultan: 26/35
War: 26/35
CPU: 10/22
!5tar: 1/4

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, 3/wk1/96

What the Flock v. Eliminators
RVD v. Jericho
(2) Sabu/Bubba Ray v. Windham/Henry
(2) BONUS: Will Jack and Whipwreck accept the offer to forfeit the tag titles for one of them to get a shot at Douglas?
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eaedwards6400
03/11/19 12:57:34 PM
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I am saddened greatly that I missed this!

What the Flock
RVD
Windham/Henry

YES! YES! YES!
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TheSultanOfSlam
03/11/19 1:11:21 PM
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What the Flock
Jericho
Windham/Henry
(2) BONUS: Will Jack and Whipwreck accept the offer to forfeit the tag titles for one of them to get a shot at Douglas?
Yea but it will cause jack and whipwreck to fight
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Maniac64
03/11/19 7:37:04 PM
225
Please team Sabu and Shiek. And maybe Sandman to.

Flock
RVD
Windham/Henry
Yes
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Lopen
03/11/19 7:41:03 PM
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What the Flock
RVD
Windham/Henry
(2) BONUS: Will Jack and Whipwreck accept the offer to forfeit the tag titles for one of them to get a shot at Douglas? Yea
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5tarscream
03/11/19 8:31:10 PM
227
What the Flock
Jericho
(2)Windham/Henry
(2)Yes, then Cactus will get attacked by the new guy.
Tom Bombadil
03/13/19 4:41:11 PM
228
bump because this update might be ready soon as opposed to the near month you had last time >_>
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Tom Bombadil
03/14/19 7:39:51 PM
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I'll break my policy and throw @WarThaNemesis2 a tag since this should wind up as a much faster turnaround than usual

maybe I should go full sultan and start tagging people every update? I try to err on the side of not bugging people
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WarThaNemesis2
03/14/19 8:21:55 PM
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What the Flock
RVD
Windham/Henry
(2) BONUS: Will Jack and Whipwreck accept the offer to forfeit the tag titles for one of them to get a shot at Douglas? No.
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5tarscream
03/14/19 9:25:55 PM
231
Wow Tom slow down with the tags you're not Banksy jeez.
Tom Bombadil
03/14/19 11:20:29 PM
232
Sheik was sent home for being too high to work. Strike 1.

Hardcore TV
3/wk1/96

The Network are in the ring, and Alfonso calls out Cactus and Mikey for their decision- will they forfeit the tag belts for a shot at Douglas? Cactus and Mikey come out, and are reluctant to give an answer. Cactus decides that, no, this team means too much to him. They turn to walk away, and Alfonso taunts them- he knew they were cowards, but that's good anyway, because Cactus Jack doesn't have what it takes to be the face of ECW anyway! ....That strikes a chord. Cactus spins around. You think he doesn't have what it takes? He doesn't fit the new image of ECW? Well, he's going to show Alfonso and Douglas what ECW is really all about! He accepts! Alfonso is glad to hear it. By the way, this shot is a one on one match, so Whipwreck is out of luck! Cactus realizes he just got played as Jericho retrieves the tag belts. (C)

Now that the tag titles are vacant, we need new champs! What the Flock will face The Eliminators, with the winners fighting the Pitbulls at the PPV for the belts. Stevie and New Meanie just aren't quite on their game, and that is not how you want to be against Kronus and Saturn. Kronus gets a clean win. (D+) Raven berates his minions like we have seen a few times already. Tensions are mounting! Beulah decides she can't handle it, and walks off! Raven gets little sympathy from his bois. (D+)

RVD faces Jericho. A back and forth match until RVD clearly botches. Jericho suffers a Depressed Zygomatic Fracture, but I currently have no internet to look that up so you'll have to imagine the severity and nature of the botch. Anyway, the match is a bit of a mess, with Alfonso getting involved...and then Bigelow comes out and flattens RVD! Jericho picks the bones for the win. (C-)

Scorpio doesn't know what Sheik has against him, but he's not even here tonight for Scorpio to get him back! Sheik should probably stick to that plan. (C-) Tommy Dreamer tries to catch up to a distressed Beulah, but she doesn't want to deal with him right now, either. (C)

A main event of dubious quality sees the thrown-together pairing of Sabu and Bubba Ray take on the equally thrown-together Henry and Windham. Sign Guy Dudley is at ringside, but does more harm than good as he distracts his brother. This compounds Bubba Ray's midcard-ness, and Henry is able to put him away. (C+)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wimmenz

Jericho successfully underwent surgery

NEWS
-Accidentally skipped a day, hope nothing important happened lol
-Superstars gets C (ME: Billy Gunn d. Bob Holly by DQ)
-WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: R. Santana d. Warlord)

Sultan: 5/4
5tar: 5/4
Maniac: 4/4
eaed: 4/4
Lopen: 4/4
War: 3/4

Maniac: 50/65
eaed: 46/66
Lopen: 39/66
Sultan: 31/39
War: 29/39
CPU: 10/22
!5tar: 6/8

PREDICT IT!
Big Ass Extreme Bash
3/wk1/96

(2) Sabu v. Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls v. Eliminators
(2) TV Title: Chavo (c) v. RVD
(2) Scorpio v. Bigelow
(2) Bubba Ray & ??? v. Dudleys (Big Dick and Dances With)
(2) Stevie v. Raven
(2) Dreamer v. Windham
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. Cactus
(3x2) BONUS: After tonight, two big players are gone (unless I counted the days wrong on one of them). Which two?
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5tarscream
03/14/19 11:38:56 PM
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(2) Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls
(2) TV Title: Chavo (c)
(2) Bigelow
(2) Bubba Ray & ???
(2) Raven
(2) Windham
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(3x2) BONUS: After tonight, two big players are gone (unless I counted the days wrong on one of them). Which two?
Whipwreck & Sandman
Lopen
03/16/19 12:13:29 PM
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Henry
Eliminators
Chavo (c)
Bigelow
Bubba Ray & ???
Raven
Windham
Cactus
(3x2) BONUS: After tonight, two big players are gone (unless I counted the days wrong on one of them). Which two? Sabu and Sandman
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TheSultanOfSlam
03/16/19 3:08:42 PM
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(2) Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators
(2) TV Title: Chavo RVD
(2) Bigelow
(2) Bubba Ray & ???
(2) S Raven
(2) Dreamer
(5) ECW Title: Cactus
(3x2) BONUS: After tonight, two big players are gone (unless I counted the days wrong on one of them). Which two?

Sandman and sabu?
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Maniac64
03/16/19 4:07:24 PM
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Henry
Eliminators
Rvd
Bigelow
Bubba Ray
Raven
Dreamer
Douglas

Sandman and Whipwreck
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WarThaNemesis2
03/16/19 4:09:27 PM
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(2) Sabu
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls
(2) TV Title: RVD
(2) Bigelow
(2) Bubba Ray & ???
(2) Raven
(2) Windham
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(3x2) BONUS: After tonight, two big players are gone (unless I counted the days wrong on one of them). Which two? Cactus and Sandman
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Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 7:30:13 AM
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03/19/19 7:31:46 AM
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Henry
Pitbulls
RVD
Dudley's
Raven
Windham
Cactus

Shane Douglas and Sabu
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Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 11:39:21 AM
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Sandman: Too drunk to work, strike four, fired.
Sheik: Too high to work, sent home, strike two.
Matt Hardy:...appears sober actually, did impressions


Big Ass Extreme Bash
Fri, Wk. 1, 3/96

Our opening match, apropos of nothing in particular, is Sabu v. Henry. Sabu's experience proves enough to outmaneuver the strongman's power, and Sabu gets a win. (C)
The Pitbulls will square off with the Eliminators next, to crown new tag champs! Back and forth brawl, with the Eliminators eventually proving their relevance with a clean win. (C-)

RVD might want the Network, but tonight he will have to settle for Chavo and the TV Title. Solid match with lots of aerials...and Chavo pulls off a bit of an upset by retaining completely clean! (D+) Too Cold Scorpio is out with a mic. He was supposed to wrestle Iron Sheik tonight, but Sheik keeps ducking him! Can he only do sneak attacks at his age? Bam Bam Bigelow interrupts to point out that he doesn't have a dance partner tonight either, so why don't they have a match? (C+) They proceed to do just that, and the ensuing match is a good'un. Bigelow gets a big win. (B-)

Bubba Ray and the rest of the Dudleys have not been on the same page lately. After some squabbling, Big Dick and Dances With challenge Bubba Ray to a TAG MATCH, if he can find a partner! Bubba Ray thought they might say that, and he's been doing some digging. Y'see, there's another Dudley Boy out there....he introduces D-VON DUDLEY! I dunno, this rando doesn't even look like his half-brother. I don't think this pairing will go anywhere; there are enough of 'em already. (D+; D-Von's Mysterious gets Average) Regardless, the new Dudleys are able to roll through the old ones pretty easily in a match. Crowd couldn't care less. (D-)

Raven and Stevie have reached the point of SETTLING IT IN THE RING! Beulah wanders around non-committally at ringside, leaving halfway through with The New Meanie. Stevie gets the crowd on his side, but just can't quite get it done against the mastermind. (D+)

Tommy Dreamer catches up to Beulah backstage, and asks her to come back to him. She doesn't want anything to do with him OR Raven or ANY of this, at this point! She pulls free and leaves him looking sad. Barry Windham is there to helpfully inform Dreamer that lust is a powerful distraction, but forcing yourself on a woman who is uninterested is even worse! (C+) A match ensues. Dreamer's a bit off his game, and it gets worse when Beulah stops by to keep an eye on things. With him DISTRACTED BY THE SUCCUBUS, Windham is able to capitalize for a huge win. (C)

Douglas (and the Network) and Cactus Jack (and Whipwreck) get some promo time ahead of the title match, to reinforce that Cactus is not championship material- he's barely even ECW material! He even sold out Whipwreck for this opportunity! (A) The main event won't set any ironman records, but Cactus and Douglas beat the snot out of each other all around ringside, with frequent interjections from Jericho, Alfonso, and Whipwreck. Ref bumps, and Cactus gets a visual pin. Whipwreck comes in with the title to hand it to Cactus....or belt him over the head with it! Cactus is down! Douglas crawls over...1......2.....3! (B-; Whipwreck turn goes pretty well)

Overall: C+ SUCCESS

Maniac: 18/19
War: 18/19
5tar: 18/19
Lopen: 15/19
Sultan: 13/17
eaed: 6/19

Maniac: 68/84
Lopen: 54/85
eaed: 52/85
Sultan: 44/56
War: 47/58
!5tar: 24/27
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Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 11:49:14 AM
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RVD got signed to AJPW, for anybody wondering about the second departure. In light of that...

@Maniac64 : You may pick one name off this list to be the new face of ECW's resistance of the Network:
Cactus Jack
Sabu
Too Cold Scorpio
Raven
Shane Douglas
The Pitbulls
Tommy Dreamer
Stevie Richards

@5tarscream : Since you kinda got screwed out of your RVD pick going anywhere (the one time I try to do a slow burn!!), please accept a consolation prize of a Midcarder or Lower Midcarder becoming involved (in some capacity) with the Network angle.

Here's the roster right now, btw:

ME Face: Cactus, Sabu, Scorpio
ME Heel: Bigelow, Windham, Henry, Raven, Douglas, Sheik

UMC Face: Pitbull 1, Pitbull 2, (RVD), Stevie, Dreamer
UMC Heel: Chavo, New Jack, Saturn

MC Face: 911, Bubba Ray, Parka, Taz
MC Heel: Bad Crew 1, Bad Crew 2, Big Dick, Hack Myers, John Kronus, Whipwreck, Mustapha

LMC Face: D-Von, Jeff, Matt
LMC Heel: New Meanie, Damien Stone, Tony Stetson

OP Face: Puerto Ricano, ?, ?
OP Heel: Dances With

ET Face: Don E. Allen, ?
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Maniac64
03/19/19 12:02:24 PM
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I know who I should pick but part of me wants to make you do a crazier storyline.
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5tarscream
03/19/19 8:33:46 PM
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Should I message you directly or just post it here?
Tom Bombadil
03/19/19 9:20:31 PM
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posting here is fine for this one
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5tarscream
03/19/19 11:04:47 PM
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I think it's time for Adolfo Margarito Tapia Ibarra to enter the fray.
Maniac64
03/20/19 7:35:14 AM
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For me as well?
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Tom Bombadil
03/20/19 7:36:38 AM
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sure
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Maniac64
03/20/19 7:42:16 AM
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Alright then.

After some serious consideration of making you turn Raven face and have him lead ecw I'm going with...Too Cold Scorpio
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Tom Bombadil
03/20/19 9:34:35 AM
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Raven's probably getting wellness'd out in about a month anyway! (hence the rushed resolution of the Dreamer thing and subsequent messing around with Stevie)
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Maniac64
03/20/19 10:28:43 AM
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Then I chose well.

Stevie was my next choice btw. Followed by Dreamer. But then I remembered how cool Scorpio was at King of Trios a couple years ago and wished I saw more of him back in the day. So time for a big storyline.
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