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TheSultanOfSlam
01/15/19 12:46:55 PM
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Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!)

I dont know so ill guess hardcore bob holly
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eaedwards6400
01/15/19 1:13:11 PM
152
Bigelow
Bad Crew
Sandman/RVD

I'll go with Malenko too what the hell.
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Maniac64
01/15/19 1:52:29 PM
153
This one is definitely not Malenko just fyi.

I would predict Disco Inferno if I wasn't doing the Malenko or bust thing right now.
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Tom Bombadil
01/17/19 7:25:20 AM
154
disco fever~
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Tom Bombadil
01/18/19 1:45:39 PM
155
no lopen and no war but there's probably still time
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WarThaNemesis2
01/18/19 3:06:35 PM
156
Bigelow
Sabu/Scorpio
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!) Andy Leavine
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Lopen
01/18/19 3:09:56 PM
157
Bigelow
Bad Crew
(2) Sandman/RVD
(2) BONUS: There's another debut tonight! (5tar eligible) (HINT: He's had a solid midcard run in one of my previous diaries!) Steve Blackman
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Tom Bombadil
01/19/19 7:15:38 PM
158
sweet
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eaedwards6400
01/19/19 8:57:16 PM
159
I'm gonna change my guess from Malenko to Inferno if that's allowed.
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Maniac64
01/19/19 10:35:31 PM
160
I may be mixing up Lopen and Tom games on the successful Lopen run
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Maniac64
01/20/19 9:25:08 AM
161
Successful Disco run
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Lopen
01/20/19 1:49:40 PM
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I love me some Disco. I'm not sure I've ever booked him strongly because I think he's perfect as a random midcard supporting guy, but if I can shoehorn him in I will, even if I have to use him as a manager.

Related Disco would be an amazing ECW heel.
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WarThaNemesis2
01/20/19 3:44:24 PM
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Lopen posted...
I love me some Disco. I'm not sure I've ever booked him strongly because I think he's perfect as a random midcard supporting guy, but if I can shoehorn him in I will, even if I have to use him as a manager.

Related Disco would be an amazing ECW heel.


Time to repackage Mike Awesome as That 70s Guy.
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Lopen
01/21/19 1:00:50 AM
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Only if Disco Inferno is hired and packaged as a powerhouse extremist badass that tosses guys through tables or whatever the hell Awesome's normal gimmick is
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Tom Bombadil
01/22/19 2:38:42 PM
165
:o
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Tom Bombadil
01/23/19 6:25:33 PM
166
works for me
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Tom Bombadil
01/24/19 4:16:01 PM
167
...Weekend?
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Tom Bombadil
01/25/19 8:47:11 PM
168
maybe?
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Tom Bombadil
01/27/19 8:43:40 AM
169
maybe not?
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TheSultanOfSlam
01/27/19 3:53:26 PM
170
You can do it!
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Tom Bombadil
01/28/19 7:18:28 PM
171
maybe!
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Tom Bombadil
01/30/19 12:38:07 AM
172
tomorrow or thu for pretty much sure
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TheSultanOfSlam
01/30/19 9:31:32 AM
173
Tom Bombadil posted...
tomorrow or thu for pretty much sure


Lies! Jk Come on tom lol
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Tom Bombadil
01/31/19 11:00:02 AM
174
would've been true if they hadn't given Wifebolo the day off today!
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TheSultanOfSlam
01/31/19 12:52:46 PM
175
Well then i dont balem you
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Tom Bombadil
02/01/19 2:04:02 PM
176
but I randomly got today off so it should be up in about two hours
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Tom Bombadil
02/01/19 6:10:10 PM
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 2, 2/96

Pre-show: Taz d. Dances with Dudley (D)

Heyman rejoices that ECW is starting to rally behind him, but William Alfonso comes out. Sandman is a lost cause, but he expected RVD to know better than to stick his nose where it doesn't belong! He's booked Sandman and RVD against the Flock tonight as punishment. (C-) Bam Bam Bigelow plows through J.T. Smith. (C) BARRY WINDHAM is here to tell us all about our sins! ECW is a den of iniquity, and even the Network are simply grasping for money and power. He's gonna clean this place up right by starting with the fans! (C+; Preacher gimmick gets Above Average) Too Cold Scorpio is teaming with Sabu tonight against the Bad Crew! Faces go over, but the crowd's not into it. (C-)

The Gangstas are gloating about manipulating Cactus Jack into giving them a shot at the tag titles....when Cactus and Whipwreck jump them from behind and beat them down! (D) Sandman and RVD do a valiant job against the Flock, but with Beulah at ringside, it's essentially a 4v2! Dreamer comes out to even the score, chasing Beulah backstage! Sandman takes advantage to score a hot tag, and RVD carries that momentum into the big win! (D-) ...The Network immediately hit the ring, beating down the faces....and the Flock as well! (D+)

Overall: D SUCCESS (not enough babez)

The Blue Meanie has been fired for his fourth wellness strike in, like, four appearances.

NEWS
-WCW stars appear on Baywatch!
-Superbrawl gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Bubba)
-CMLL Recepcion Al Partido gets B- (ME: Wagner/Garza/Fiera d. Atlantis/Caras/Canadiense)
-Sheik returns to the industry
-AWF get Simmons
-Brian Christopher wins the USWA Heavyweight (Midcard) title
-Mosh wins the MEWF Light Heavyweight Title
-UWFi get Tenryu
-Hostility between CWA-TX and USWA
-LLPW grows to Regional
-Raw gets A (ME: Taker/Bret no contest)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B (ME: Pillman d. Savage)
-Nitro gets B- (ME: Bubba d. Sting by DQ)
-WWF Superstars gets C+ (ME: Yankem/Vega d. Mabel/Ringmaster by DQ)
-USWA TV gets D+ (ME: JJ d. Ware)

Sandman sent home from tonight's show, too drunk to work.

Steamboat finds Jeff Jones guilty of not chipping in for a rental car.


5tar: 4/4
eaed: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
Sultan: 4/4
War: 4/4 but props for the Andy Leavine callback
Lopen: 3/4

!5tar: 32/39
eaed: 30/39
Maniac: 25/34
Lopen: 22/39
CPU: 10/22
Sultan: 6/8
War: 6/8

PREDICT IT!
Hardyz v. What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD v. Jericho
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka v. Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role)
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Lopen
02/01/19 6:26:57 PM
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Hardyz
Jericho
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) Rikishi
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5tarscream
02/02/19 12:19:27 AM
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Hardyz
RVD
Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Its a fix. Just as I pull ahead.
TheSultanOfSlam
02/02/19 8:28:06 AM
180
What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD v
(2)Gangstas/Henry
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) no idea
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Tom Bombadil
02/03/19 1:16:03 PM
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I am more proud than I should be of the New Meanie name
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Tom Bombadil
02/04/19 5:37:11 PM
182
three predix off the bat woo
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Tom Bombadil
02/05/19 7:45:12 PM
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maybe more?
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Tom Bombadil
02/06/19 11:00:30 PM
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or not!
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Tom Bombadil
02/07/19 11:00:08 PM
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that's fine too
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WarThaNemesis2
02/07/19 11:14:36 PM
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What the Flock (Richards and The New Meanie)
RVD
(2) Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka
BONUS (2): Who the heck is the New Meanie? (5tar NOT eligible) (He had a pretty good career IRL but he hasn't yet here and I can easily picture him in this role) Norman Smiley
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Maniac64
02/08/19 12:27:36 PM
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Flock
RVD
Gangsta
Hugh Morris (I have no idea)
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eaedwards6400
02/08/19 1:15:06 PM
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What the Flock lol
RVD
Cactus/Whipwreck/Parka

Bam Bam Bigelow?
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WarThaNemesis2
02/08/19 1:58:35 PM
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i am mad i didn't think of hugh morrus for new meanie
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Maniac64
02/08/19 3:35:56 PM
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Its okay, Tom probably didnt either.

I also misspelled his name apparently
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Tom Bombadil
02/09/19 5:27:01 PM
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heh heh heh
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Tom Bombadil
02/10/19 11:20:28 PM
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hee hee hee
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Maniac64
02/11/19 11:03:36 AM
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Ho ho ho
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Lopen
02/11/19 11:22:49 AM
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Maniac64 posted...
Its okay, Tom probably didnt either.


Tom Bombadil posted...
(He had a pretty good career IRL


Tru
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Tom Bombadil
02/13/19 12:03:35 PM
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tomorrow is likely!
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Tom Bombadil
02/14/19 11:11:20 AM
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well I didn't get far enough to post new predictions (tomorrow evening?) but I can offer you:

ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 3, 2/96

The Network and Heyman are squabbling again. Heyman and RVD are feeling pretty good about getting the win over the Flock last week, but Alfonso is gonna see them at Cyberslam, when Douglas and Jericho will take on Sandman and RVD! (C+) The Hardy Boyz are up against (What) the Flock, with a notable change- Blue Meanie has been replaced with a much slimmer "New Meanie" It's, it's Christian, not that anybody would recognize him in 1996. The new kid does his best to fill Meanie's shoes with comedic results, and Stevie does most of the heavy lifting en route to a win. (E+; Impostor gimmick gets Below Average)

Raven has replaced one castoff of society with another, but that's not what he's here to talk about- the time has come to settle things with Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer couldn't agree more! At Cyberslam, one will fall. (D) Scorpio confronts Douglas backstage. He doesn't like this whole Network thing, and wants that ECW Title. (C) RVD takes on Jericho! The rookie holds his own with Alfonso at ringside, but RVD comes out on top in the end. (C-)

Barry Windham is back to protest the VIOLENCE of ECW! We must all rise above this carnal feast of the flesh. Sabu comes out after a few minutes of this, and in lieu of commenting, beats Windham up and puts him through a table. (B-) Our main event is Cactus, Whipwreck, and Parka taking on the Gangstas and Mark Henry. The Gangstas wind up brawling with the champs on the outside, leaving Parka alone with Henry. David ain't beating Goliath this particular night. (D+)

Overall: D+ SUCCESS not enough hot babezzz even though I had Beulah get involved in the Flock match :(

Jeff Hardy was high. Strike 1. Even Matt is pissed about it lol.

NEWS
-Marc Mero suffers a Lower Lumbar Spinal Cord Compression while wrestling Scotty Riggs
-GAEA rises to Regional
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Flair d. AA, Stevie Ray, Malenko to retain)
-Superstars gets C (ME: Holly d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA USCW gets D+ (ME: RnR Express d. Jarrett/Lawler)
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Tom Bombadil
02/14/19 3:59:03 PM
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The Network hopes you like the new Hardcore TV opening:
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Maniac64
02/14/19 7:59:20 PM
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I am saddened that you split up edge and Christian
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Tom Bombadil
02/15/19 11:22:06 AM
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PREDICT IT!
ECW Cyberslam, 2/wk3/96

(2) Titles on the line: Douglas (ECW) and Chavo (TV) v. Sandman and RVD
(2) Pitbulls v. What the Flock
(2) Scorpio v. Bigelow
(2) Parka v. Henry
(2) Tag Titles Street Fight: Jackwreck (c) v. Gangstas
(2) Dudleys (Buh Buh Ray+Big Dick) v. Eliminators
(2) Tables: Sabu v. Windham
(5) Hardcore: Dreamer v. Raven
(5) BONUS: MotN?
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Maniac64
02/15/19 1:20:26 PM
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Champs
Flock
Bam
Henry
Gangsta
Eliminators
Sabu
Dreamer

ME
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