Poll of the Day > accidentally show my aunt & uncle my dong

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wwinterj25 posted...

Thanks for letting me know how boring you both are. I feel sorry for your other halfs too.

I feel lucky for yours.
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Accidentally
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ungubby posted...

It's still kind of a social more to not pursue members of your sibling's spouse's family.

No it isn't.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Thanks for letting me know how boring you both are. I feel sorry for your other halfs too.

Every person I've ever spoken to about this in real-life shares my opinion. I have only ever found people that claim to store sensual/sexual nude pictures of themselves on-line.
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ungubby posted...

It's still kind of a social more to not pursue members of your sibling's spouse's family.

Several centuries ago, yes. Then say 500 years ago the prevailing idea became: "affinity does not beget affinity".
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Thanks for letting me know how boring you both are. I feel sorry for your other halfs too.

Every person I've ever spoken to about this in real-life shares my opinion. I have only ever found people that claim to store sensual/sexual nude pictures of themselves on-line.

SunWuKung420 posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Thanks for letting me know how boring you both are. I feel sorry for your other halfs too.

I feel lucky for yours.

winter has no idea what's he's talking about, he has zero life experience.

xjayguyx posted...

winter has no idea what's he's talking about, he has zero life experience.

Does drinking 200 + beers a year also count as having life experience?
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Thanks for letting me know how boring you both are. I feel sorry for your other halfs too.

Every person I've ever spoken to about this in real-life shares my opinion. I have only ever found people that claim to store sensual/sexual nude pictures of themselves on-line.

Maybe because the only people you know in real life are family members and nerds. There's a reason there are tons of memes about scrolling through your pictures in public and coming across one of your dick or butthole or whatever

OhhhJa posted...

tons of memes

Are you using meme culture as proof of veracity?


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SunWuKung420 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

tons of memes

Are you using meme culture as proof of veracity?

Memes are very often based on personal experience. But I know your only experience in life is whatever a 40 year old line cook experiences so you probably dont relate to a lot of memes that other normal people do

@OhhhJa I've definitely seen more of the world than you.

If there's one thing I've learned in 40 years, it's to not use meme culture as proof of veracity and normality. It's a shame some people think memes are factual, ROFL.

Has someone ever accidentally shared a naked selfie? Yes. Do so many people have naked photos that this is a common, normal occurrence? No. Do memes prove that they do happen on a regular basis? No, if they did, shiba inu dogs could actually be speaking in 2 word statements.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

If there's one thing I've learned in 40 years, it's to not use meme culture as proof of veracity and normality. It's a shame some people think memes are factual, ROFL.

Has someone ever accidentally shared a naked selfie? Yes. Do so many people have naked photos that this is a common, normal occurrence? No. Do memes prove that they do happen on a regular basis? No, if they did, shiba inu dogs could actually be speaking in 2 word statements.

Nude pics on people's phones are not uncommon dude. But I'm on a gaming message board so I'm not surprised that some people think that's weird here. The whole purpose of a lot of memes is to relate to people. It's not like I'm trying to prove some scientific fact with a meme. Anyway, you're getting way too serious about this

OhhhJa posted...

Anyway, you're getting way too serious about this

It's seriously hilarious that you said the memes make it true. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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SunWuKung420 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Anyway, you're getting way too serious about this

It's seriously hilarious that you said the memes make it true. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahhh now you're just trolling because you're insecure about being boring. I dont need memes to prove it. It's common knowledge that lots of people have nudes of themselves and/or people they're banging on their phones. I'm not surprised that you wouldnt have nudes of your wife though

Revelation34 posted...

xjayguyx posted...

winter has no idea what's he's talking about, he has zero life experience.

Does drinking 200 + beers a year also count as having life experience?

Well you sure as hell don't ask advice from people who have had everything handed to them.
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shadowsword87 posted...

wat

You don't like nudes of yourself? Huh.

MICHALCOLE posted...

Winter tried to do that once but his camera couldnt zoom that far

This is true. It was a sad day. :(

SunWuKung420 posted...

I feel lucky for yours.

You think I have a SO?

Nichtcrawler X posted...

Every person I've ever spoken to about this in real-life shares my opinion. I have only ever found people that claim to store sensual/sexual nude pictures of themselves on-line.

That is strange. Still I suppose they do have nudes of their OH if they have one.

xjayguyx posted...

He's jobless so he doesn't even have a camera.

xjayguyx posted...

winter has no idea what's he's talking about, he has zero life experience.

Only one of these is actually true. If you want to get under my skin at least posts facts otherwise you look like a idiot. Mind you maybe that's been your plan all this time. In that case carry on.
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wwinterj25 posted...

You think I have a SO?

I know you don't. That's why they are lucky.
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Do people really think having a nude photo of their SO is weird? Because it really isn't that odd. Most people I know have had nude photos of someone they're dating, sleeping with, or even flirting with on their phones. Males and females. Back in my hometown, my current town, and most places I've traveled to. It's not really that odd. Usually, it is something you do more when you're younger, but it's not exclusively young people. But this is gamefaqs, so maybe I shouldn't be that surprised...
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I like that Sunny thinks memes aren't memetic.
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wwinterj25 posted...

That is strange. Still I suppose they do have nudes of their OH if they have one.

Most thought it was stupid and had little to no sympathy for victims of leaks.

Maybe this is a cultural difference?
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

That is strange. Still I suppose they do have nudes of their OH if they have one.

Most thought it was stupid and had little to no sympathy for victims of leaks.

Maybe this is a cultural difference?

If your phone isnt pin protected, you're definitely an idiot. There's generally a lot more important info that can be accessed if someone takes your phone than a couple of dick pics

Nichtcrawler X posted...

ungubby posted...

It's still kind of a social more to not pursue members of your sibling's spouse's family.

Several centuries ago, yes. Then say 500 years ago the prevailing idea became: "affinity does not beget affinity".

Ok, sure.
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ungubby posted...

Ok, sure.

Let me elaborate then.

Western society was mostly formed by Christianity. Christianity used to say "when you marry someone, you marry their family", meaning that as far as Christianity was concerned, upon marriage, both side became fully related.

This was done away with in most if not all denominations around 500 years ago. Since Catholism is so nice and organized, we know they changed it during the council of Trent, halfway through the 16th century.
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OhhhJa posted...

Nichtcrawler X posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

That is strange. Still I suppose they do have nudes of their OH if they have one.

Most thought it was stupid and had little to no sympathy for victims of leaks.

Maybe this is a cultural difference?

If your phone isnt pin protected, you're definitely an idiot. There's generally a lot more important info that can be accessed if someone takes your phone than a couple of dick pics

I remember a friend of ours was saying something about how he pics(nude) of his wife on his phone. People were joking about seeing them. But he said sure, if you can guess the pin. A couple people were trying to guess it, but couldn't. I said I was pretty sure I knew what it was. They didn't believe me at first, but let me try. I got it first go. Turns out, it was the same as his debit card pin. I showed them the unlocked phone, but never gave it up and closed the screen to lock it again. Mainly, I just wanted to unlocked the phone. I never even told them how I knew the pin... Oh. The reason I knew the debit card pin was because I did a lot of food runs. Certain places, like B-dubs let you pay with a bunch of credit cards for call in orders. Especially from base. They knew about food runs. But certain places, including the gas station on base did not let you do stuff like that. And you had to have the pin...
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wwinterj25 posted...

I saw on my sisters phone a photo of her boyfriend naked once when she was skimming through her photos. She didn't even react but then again neither did I. I mean it's only natural to have nudes of your OH on your phone and even of yourself.

what is OH?
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ungubby posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

I saw on my sisters phone a photo of her boyfriend naked once when she was skimming through her photos. She didn't even react but then again neither did I. I mean it's only natural to have nudes of your OH on your phone and even of yourself.

what is OH?

I believe it stands for Other Half. But I could be wrong... But that's what it seems like from context clues...
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I know you don't. That's why they are lucky.

Now your comment makes sense.

Nichtcrawler X posted...

Most thought it was stupid and had little to no sympathy for victims of leaks.

Oh I have no sympathy for folk who upload their private shit all over the place and get "hacked". Very little risk of that if you use common sense though.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Now your comment makes sense.

It's unfortunate that I had to spell it out for you.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

It's unfortunate that I had to spell it out for you.

It's even more unfortunate that you can't type a sentence that make sense. How is it possible to feel lucky for someone? Also "I feel lucky for yours" when you know I don't have a SO made no sense. Still we got there in the end so eh.
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wwinterj25 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's unfortunate that I had to spell it out for you.

It's even more unfortunate that you can't type a sentence that make sense. How is it possible to feel lucky for someone? Also "I feel lucky for yours" when you know I don't have a SO made no sense. Still we got there in the end so eh.

Because you can't go "I don't have an S...oh...I see what he did there."
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wwinterj25 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's unfortunate that I had to spell it out for you.

It's even more unfortunate that you can't type a sentence that make sense. How is it possible to feel lucky for someone? Also "I feel lucky for yours" when you know I don't have a SO made no sense. Still we got there in the end so eh.

Honestly I'd rather be unemployed and single than a diner cook married to his wife lol

Fucking god does every topic on this board have to devolve into people trolling Sunny for his bad opinions?
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Zareth posted...

Fucking god does every topic on this board have to devolve into people trolling Sunny for his bad opinions?

Yes
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Zareth posted...

Fucking god does every topic on this board have to devolve into people trolling Sunny for his bad opinions?

If he didnt constantly troll people he might be spared but he has no self awareness. He gets destroyed every time and keeps coming back for more

To the TC, I know it can be rather embarrassing to accidentally show a relative your junk, but at the same time we all are human and do human things, so don't sweat over it too much. Besides, and I know this is gonna sound creepy as all heck, I imagine you got quite the nice looking package so you shouldn't be ashamed of it. I know I'd secretly wish you accidentally showed it to me and would love it, though I'm a sucker for the D and sometimes can't help myself lol.

Anyway, gross, creepy joke (well partial joke) aside, I can understand feeling embarrassed, but it's all good, we all do stupid stuff in our lives, just turn the awkwardness into humor and diffuse the situation with laughter instead of letting the awkwardness and embarrassment linger. Just keep your head high and don't sweat the small stuff, it'll pass and everything will be right as rain.
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Let me elaborate then.

Western society was mostly formed by Christianity. Christianity used to say "when you marry someone, you marry their family", meaning that as far as Christianity was concerned, upon marriage, both side became fully related.

This was done away with in most if not all denominations around 500 years ago. Since Catholism is so nice and organized, we know they changed it during the council of Trent, halfway through the 16th century.

Good thing too since that's an absolute moronic definition of incest.
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OhhhJa posted...

Honestly I'd rather be unemployed and single than a diner cook married to his wife lol

My brother worked in the food industry as a chef all his adult life(currently inbetween jobs) so I've no issue with Sunnys job to be honest nor would I have any issue being married to someone who works in that trade. Hell I've done catering work myself too.
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wwinterj25 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Honestly I'd rather be unemployed and single than a diner cook married to his wife lol

My brother worked in the food industry as a chef all his adult life(currently inbetween jobs) so I've no issue with Sunnys job to be honest nor would I have any issue being married to someone who works in that trade. Hell I've done catering work myself too.

Ohhja also bartends on the side but cooking is beneath him. I'd rather be a clean cook than around dirty drunks.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Ohhja also bartends on the side but cooking is beneath him. I'd rather be a clean cook than around dirty drunks.

Oh my bro was always complaining about the bar staff doing next to nothing most the time while he was busting his arse off cooking. I wouldn't do bar work as I'd probably smash something.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Oh my bro was always complaining about the bar staff doing next to nothing

Where I work, the kitchen staff works their ass off but the bar staff works just as hard. It's a huge restaurant and I'm making drinks for people at the bar and everyone in the restaurant. And also being that im a dude, I change out the kegs when I'm there. Also, seemingly the only dude who can carry kegs over my shoulder

Also I really dont look down on sunny's. I just know that it seems to bother him when people bring it up

OhhhJa posted...

Where I work, the kitchen staff works their ass off but the bar staff works just as hard.

I suppose it's true that most folk think their job is the hardest ever and everyone's job that isn't their own job is easy as hell. Any job has busy, challenging times and quite times too I'd imagine.
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