Poll of the Day > The mafia regularly kills people by throwing them in meat grinders for McNuggets
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Philoktetes 10/04/18 5:11:44 PM #1: |
I have an uncle who works for the mafia, and his son, my cousin just started doing stuff for them, anyway, they're not supposed to talk about this stuff but me and my cousin have been close for a while so last night we were drinking and I wanted to get some McDonald's and he was like "fuck no" and told me why, apparently McNuggets are ~3% human meat so if you ever ate a McNugget you're a cannibal.
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minervo 10/04/18 5:13:55 PM #2: |
I doubt there'd be enough corpses to account for 3% of mcnugget meat.
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MICHALCOLE 10/04/18 5:15:12 PM #3: |
Badabing badaboom youre a McNugget now
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Blighboy 10/04/18 5:21:12 PM #4: |
If you throw 10 mcnuggets in a mcnugget grinder you get 11 mcnuggets out
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sage2001 10/04/18 5:22:08 PM #5: |
I don't care what they put in them. They're delicious!
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ParanoidObsessive 10/04/18 5:27:02 PM #6: |
Well, Soylent Green IS my kind of people.
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ASlaveObeys 10/04/18 5:50:32 PM #7: |
The mafia? Aren't they like the masons now? Just a bunch of old white dudes pretending they still matter?
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MICHALCOLE 10/04/18 5:54:00 PM #8: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
The mafia? Aren't they like the masons now? Just a bunch of old white dudes pretending they still matter? *slowly backs away from future mcnugget* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASlaveObeys 10/04/18 5:59:13 PM #9: |
All I'm saying is they aren't the cartel
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MICHALCOLE 10/04/18 6:00:26 PM #10: |
*slowly takes fifteen more steps away from future large #10 with a Diet Coke and sweet and sour sauce*
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Hop103 10/04/18 6:03:31 PM #11: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
The mafia? Aren't they like the masons now? Just a bunch of old white dudes pretending they still matter? The Mafia is still alive and well unlike the Masons. --- "In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BADoglick 10/04/18 6:04:30 PM #12: |
Oh well that's a relief, I assumed that mcnuggets were largely beak and talons.
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InfestedAdam 10/04/18 6:06:17 PM #13: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Well, Soylent Green IS my kind of people. It's a cook book! --- "You must gather your party before venturing forth" "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 10/04/18 7:31:34 PM #14: |
Obviously a lie. McDonald doesn't use real meat.
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ASlaveObeys 10/04/18 7:34:10 PM #15: |
JOExHIGASHI posted...
Obviously a lie. McDonald doesn't use real meat. They legally have to now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 10/04/18 7:47:56 PM #16: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...Obviously a lie. McDonald doesn't use real meat. So we have to eat victims of the mafia now?! ewww --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blorfenburger 10/04/18 7:49:24 PM #17: |
MICHALCOLE posted...
Badabing badaboom youre a McNugget now  --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blorfenburger 10/04/18 7:50:47 PM #18: |
I could go for some nuggets. Or those bbq chicken things
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aHappySacka 10/04/18 7:51:36 PM #19: |
Well, that one way to solve over population.
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