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DirtBasedSoap
10/01/18 10:55:24 PM
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I was starting to get impatient and then I got a phone call from the pizza place saying that the delivery guy died in a tragic car accident on the way to my house. What the fuck? I feel terrible now.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/01/18 10:56:20 PM
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Potd has made me so jaded I legit am unsure if I should believe you
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Sarcasthma
10/01/18 10:57:08 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Potd has made me so jaded I legit am unsure if I should believe you

Dont do it!
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TheWorstPoster
10/01/18 10:57:33 PM
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Pasta?
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DirtBasedSoap
10/01/18 10:57:54 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Potd has made me so jaded I legit am unsure if I should believe you

I swear that they really called me and told me this. I dont really know how to verify the accident though. I was kind of in disbelief at first.
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LinkPizza
10/01/18 10:59:54 PM
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I... Uh... But... I'm not... Idk...
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EclairReturns
10/01/18 10:59:56 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
how to verify the accident


You could try waiting two days or so, until your local news station covers the story of that pizza driver's death.
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GanglyKhan
10/01/18 11:07:30 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
how to verify the accident


You could try waiting two days or so, until your local news station covers the story of that pizza driver's death.

That's of course when you then demand your free pizza.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/01/18 11:11:07 PM
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Is it bad that at this point I'm just curious if you'll ever actually get your pizza
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LinkPizza
10/01/18 11:14:01 PM
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I was wondering that, too. I didn't want to sound insensitive, though...
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aHappySacka
10/01/18 11:15:44 PM
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I thought Dominoes stopped doing those promotions because too many delivery people died.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/01/18 11:32:14 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Is it bad that at this point I'm just curious if you'll ever actually get your pizza

they said they didnt have anymore drivers and that i could come and pick up my order
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LinkPizza
10/01/18 11:36:55 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Is it bad that at this point I'm just curious if you'll ever actually get your pizza

they said they didnt have anymore drivers and that i could come and pick up my order

That sounds like it would be kind of awkward...
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Red_Frog
10/02/18 12:23:47 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Is it bad that at this point I'm just curious if you'll ever actually get your pizza

they said they didnt have anymore drivers and that i could come and pick up my order

That sounds like it would be kind of awkward...

Putting it mildly, but I'd just wear sunglasses.
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wwinterj25
10/02/18 12:39:08 AM
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So did you go and get your Pizza or did you get a refund?
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Violet_Blooded
10/02/18 12:59:09 AM
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Is your pizza confiscated by the police and considered an evidence? are you in suspicion of being an accomplice of murder? did you do it? TELL ME THE TRUTH!
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DirtBasedSoap
10/02/18 1:00:11 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
So did you go and get your Pizza or did you get a refund?

I hadnt paid yet so i canceled the order and ordered from another spot
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wwinterj25
10/02/18 1:11:37 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I hadnt paid yet so i canceled the order and ordered from another spot


Ah. Well fair enough then.
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Sahuagin
10/02/18 1:29:47 AM
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it may be a lie or exaggeration. once when I was doing deliveries, I was late and had hurt my knee (only a little wasn't that bad), so gave the excuse that I had hurt my knee. apparently my boss turned that into telling the customer that I had been hit by a car. one customer in particular was very surprised to see me, asking if I was ok.
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Bugmeat
10/02/18 1:40:09 AM
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Should have asked for some wings and garlic bread to make up for the inconvenience.
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Zeus
10/02/18 1:45:42 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I was starting to get impatient and then I got a phone call from the pizza place saying that the delivery guy died in a tragic car accident on the way to my house. What the fuck? I feel terrible now.


Huh. I thought you were going to say you felt hungry.

SkynyrdRocker posted...
Potd has made me so jaded I legit am unsure if I should believe you


My instinct was to disbelieve. Given the time it takes to verify something has happened and the disorganization after an event, it seems weird that they'd have reached out instead of him. It's a pretty depressing thing if it's true, though.

GanglyKhan posted...
EclairReturns posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
how to verify the accident


You could try waiting two days or so, until your local news station covers the story of that pizza driver's death.

That's of course when you then demand your free pizza.


Well, they certainly missed the 30 minutes.
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Ogurisama
10/02/18 3:10:39 AM
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aHappySacka posted...
I thought Dominoes stopped doing those promotions because too many delivery people died.

Accidents happen, even when people are driving carefully. He could have been hit by an impaired driver or someone speeding. And it was no fault of his own.

I remember hearing a statistic years back that most people that die in accidents are actually not at fault and its usually the people that cause live more often. I think i heard it from MADD back when i was in high school. Though i could be mis remembering
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aHappySacka
10/02/18 3:19:49 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Accidents happen, even when people are driving carefully. He could have been hit by an impaired driver or someone speeding. And it was no fault of his own.

I remember hearing a statistic years back that most people that die in accidents are actually not at fault and its usually the people that cause live more often. I think i heard it from MADD back when i was in high school. Though i could be mis remembering

I was making a subtle jab at Dominoes' now defunct "Delivery in under 30 minutes or it's free" where their drivers would end up running red lights or they'd end up losing money.
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Sonicplys
10/02/18 3:29:24 AM
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That's why I never order anything off the phone or online. I'll go get it my own damn self.
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Bugmeat
10/02/18 3:53:32 AM
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Sonicplys posted...
That's why I never order anything off the phone or online. I'll go get it my own damn self.

That's silly. The rare ocassions where there's some sort of inconvenience like this are totally outweighed by all the other times where you didn't have to waste your own gas and time to "get it your damn self".
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rogerskg1979
10/02/18 8:17:18 AM
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Sonicplys posted...
That's why I never order anything off the phone or online. I'll go get it my own damn self.


So you don't even order it ahead of time if you pick it up yourself? You just wait there at the store?

I usually pick it up myself, but I always order online ahead of time so I don't have to wait at the store. I just walk in, pick up my pizza, and leave.

Bugmeat posted...
Sonicplys posted...
That's why I never order anything off the phone or online. I'll go get it my own damn self.

That's silly. The rare ocassions where there's some sort of inconvenience like this are totally outweighed by all the other times where you didn't have to waste your own gas and time to "get it your damn self".


I prefer to pick up the pizza myself, not because of inconveniences like this topic, but because I don't want to pay a tip to the delivery driver. Plus, I'm not wasting my own gas or going out of my way to pick it up because I pick up the pizza on my way home from work. What I do is order a pizza about 15 minutes before I get off work. Then I just swing by and pick it up on my way home. So I'm not wasting gas, nor going out of my way, nor having to pay a tip to the delivery driver. It's a win-win-win.
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LinkPizza
10/02/18 8:29:37 AM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
I prefer to pick up the pizza myself, not because of inconveniences like this topic, but because I don't want to pay a tip to the delivery driver. Plus, I'm not wasting my own gas or going out of my way to pick it up because I pick up the pizza on my way home from work. What I do is order a pizza about 15 minutes before I get off work. Then I just swing by and pick it up on my way home. So I'm not wasting gas, nor going out of my way, nor having to pay a tip to the delivery driver. It's a win-win-win.

I would do that back in my hometown since it was on the way home. But where I am now, I can't. Except for Little Caesar's. Everything else would be out of the way and a waste on gas and money... unless coming from my other job. That being said, even if I wanted to do that, my one job is very weird about when we'll get off. So, I'd probably end up there too early and have to wait.
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TaKun782
10/02/18 9:05:42 AM
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Dude....was the pizza ok though?
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Bugmeat
10/02/18 10:04:00 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
Bugmeat posted...

Sonicplys posted...
That's why I never order anything off the phone or online. I'll go get it my own damn self.

That's silly. The rare ocassions where there's some sort of inconvenience like this are totally outweighed by all the other times where you didn't have to waste your own gas and time to "get it your damn self".


I prefer to pick up the pizza myself, not because of inconveniences like this topic, blah blah blah blah blah blah

That's nice. But the person that I was talking to specifically stated that delivery inconveniences like the one mentioned here are the reason they don't order stuff. So it really isn't relevant to your situation at all. But good for you anyway.
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Zeus
10/02/18 11:41:03 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
I remember hearing a statistic years back that most people that die in accidents are actually not at fault and its usually the people that cause live more often. I think i heard it from MADD back when i was in high school. Though i could be mis remembering


Seems doubtful given that many accidents only involve the one vehicle.

rogerskg1979 posted...
I prefer to pick up the pizza myself, not because of inconveniences like this topic, but because I don't want to pay a tip to the delivery driver. Plus, I'm not wasting my own gas or going out of my way to pick it up because I pick up the pizza on my way home from work. What I do is order a pizza about 15 minutes before I get off work. Then I just swing by and pick it up on my way home. So I'm not wasting gas, nor going out of my way, nor having to pay a tip to the delivery driver. It's a win-win-win.


I have to pick it up, I'm usually just out of range of most pizza places.
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LinkPizza
10/02/18 11:45:52 PM
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Zeus posted...
Seems doubtful given that many accidents only involve the one vehicle.

Maybe It was based off of accidents that involved two or more cars...

Zeus posted...
I have to pick it up, I'm usually just out of range of most pizza places.

I would hate that. I feel like I would eat a lot less pizza... Which would suck...
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Molitheus
10/02/18 11:57:56 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I was starting to get impatient and then I got a phone call from the pizza place saying that the delivery guy died in a tragic car accident on the way to my house. What the fuck? I feel terrible now.

So, whose funeral are you going to? Your pizza or the delivery guys?
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Zeus
10/03/18 12:26:23 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Zeus posted...
I have to pick it up, I'm usually just out of range of most pizza places.

I would hate that. I feel like I would eat a lot less pizza... Which would suck...


Eh, it's mostly an issue on weekends. On weekdays I pass by fast food places anyway so it's kind of a moot point.
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GameReviews
10/03/18 12:28:28 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I was starting to get impatient and then I got a phone call from the pizza place saying that the delivery guy died in a tragic car accident on the way to my house. What the fuck? I feel terrible now.

..so am I getting my pizza or what?
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