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Milkman5
08/14/18 3:50:55 AM
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would you do it? - Results (6 votes)
yeah
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4
no
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DrizztLink
08/14/18 3:51:52 AM
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I guess 4000 would buy a nice coffin after I suffocate.
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Milkman5
08/14/18 4:06:33 AM
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bump
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frozenshock
08/14/18 4:07:10 AM
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Do I get something to help me breathe?
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LordChad
08/14/18 4:07:50 AM
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there are literally who would pay 4000 dollars to have their face sat by them
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Milkman5
08/14/18 4:08:08 AM
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frozenshock posted...
Do I get something to help me breathe?


you can use your hands to try to make an air pocket, idk
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OwlRammer
08/14/18 4:10:53 AM
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BettyWhite
08/14/18 4:14:48 AM
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I was expecting a cottage cheese couch of a booty and was still gonna say yes. This is 2ez.
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frozenshock
08/14/18 4:15:30 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
frozenshock posted...
Do I get something to help me breathe?


you can use your hands to try to make an air pocket, idk


What kind of "air" are we talking about here?
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au_gold
08/14/18 4:16:08 AM
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Whats the catch?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/14/18 4:16:15 AM
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Milkman5
08/14/18 4:30:03 AM
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You can choose if she's wearing anything or not.
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Vyrulisse
08/14/18 4:38:35 AM
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You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty
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Kisai
08/14/18 4:52:15 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally.

And he's not the first person to do that, you realize. _
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LordChad
08/14/18 4:54:42 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
You can choose if she's wearing anything or not.


this is basically like giving away free $4000
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UnfairRepresent
08/14/18 4:54:59 AM
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eewww she's covered in sand
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Kineth
08/14/18 5:10:17 AM
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What's the draw back? The problem at this point is time, but the choice of woman makes the decision easier, if nothing else.
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Kineth
08/14/18 5:13:37 AM
#18:


Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".
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DocileOrangeCup
08/14/18 5:18:38 AM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

why you gotta start shit bruh let's take this outside
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smoke_break
08/14/18 5:34:16 AM
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With an ass like that, she could shit on me if she wanted.
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Vyrulisse
08/14/18 6:14:18 AM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

Explain.
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Kineth
08/14/18 7:23:25 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

Explain.


I answered this last time you asked, but you never came back to the topic. I don't wanna shit up this topic with this subject and I don't want this to come off as some sorta personal attack or something anywhere near drama. Just message me if you wanna talk about it.
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Kineth
08/14/18 7:27:20 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

why you gotta start shit bruh let's take this outside


Man, you got free choice of the setting you want to be ended at and it's raining here.

Also omae wa shindeiru
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ssj3vegeta
08/14/18 8:37:04 PM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

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PiOverlord
08/14/18 8:40:13 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You did it wrong, most likely intentionally. You're supposed to present a tough choice not something easily agreed to.

Only Vegy would probably refuse because he's living in the past about booty


This is an example of why I called you "eh".

Vegy, get your 18th century beliefs outta this topic!!!
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Vyrulisse
08/15/18 1:41:45 AM
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I'd like an explanation about that. Should I just cuss and say "lmao" all the time like most of you? Fuck off.
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Kineth
08/15/18 2:31:50 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I'd like an explanation about that. Should I just cuss and say "lmao" all the time like most of you? Fuck off.


When you're not being boring, you're not chill at all. You were like a fun vacuum with that post. Don't you tell me to fuck off when I hadn't even answered the question you fucking asked me in the first place.

Also add "you're not friendly" to the list.
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Letron_James
08/15/18 2:36:34 AM
#28:


Name of girl?

And yes. Id do it for free
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Syntheticon
08/15/18 2:40:43 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
4000 bucks and this girl sits on your face for 3 hours straight
FTFY. Sign me up-I'm presuming I can still breathe of course, that seems to be a common concern but what good is the $ if you're dead?
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Milkman5
08/15/18 2:48:09 AM
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Letron_James posted...
Name of girl?

Julia Kelly
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LookANinja
08/15/18 2:48:16 AM
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PiOverlord
08/15/18 2:48:37 AM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'd like an explanation about that. Should I just cuss and say "lmao" all the time like most of you? Fuck off.


When you're not being boring, you're not chill at all. You were like a fun vacuum with that post. Don't you tell me to fuck off when I hadn't even answered the question you fucking asked me in the first place.

Also add "you're not friendly" to the list.

Vyrulisse ain't a boring person. She just isn't a sheeple. She realized saying the same response will add nothing to the conversation.

The opinion was on her mind, and she said it. You started drama with your post, don't get pissy when she doesn't want to act friendly because of you insulting her.
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Sativa_Rose
08/15/18 2:50:05 AM
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So basically be a male prostitute for 3 hours with a wage of $1333 an hour.

Deal, but we might have to work out a position so I don't get crushed.
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UnseenChaos
08/15/18 2:50:15 AM
#34:


au_gold posted...
Whats the catch?

She just ate Mexican food.
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King Rial
08/15/18 2:52:39 AM
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Reis
08/15/18 2:53:42 AM
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who the fuck wouldnt take this offer
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Vyrulisse
08/15/18 6:00:56 AM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'd like an explanation about that. Should I just cuss and say "lmao" all the time like most of you? Fuck off.


When you're not being boring, you're not chill at all. You were like a fun vacuum with that post. Don't you tell me to fuck off when I hadn't even answered the question you fucking asked me in the first place.

Also add "you're not friendly" to the list.

I'm very friendly to people that don't insult me repeatedly. You claim you don't want to start something with me yet you brought up the "eh" bullshit once again in this topic when it did not apply at all. This is your doing, not mine.
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alimajor
08/15/18 6:04:52 AM
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Ahem. Name?
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Milkman5
08/15/18 7:41:14 AM
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alimajor posted...
Ahem. Name?

Milkman5 posted...

Julia Kelly
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Kineth
08/15/18 6:31:41 PM
#40:


PiOverlord posted...
Vyrulisse ain't a boring person. She just isn't a sheeple.


I don't get why you think your anecdotal evidence is gonna counter my anecdotal evidence.
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EmojiBomb
08/15/18 6:32:38 PM
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Yes, I dont see any negative in this.
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Vamp_Aubrey
08/15/18 6:34:55 PM
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if you get ur nose in the butthole then u won't suffocate cuz youll be able to sap some oxygen when she breathes in
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Kineth
08/15/18 6:44:19 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I'm very friendly to people that don't insult me repeatedly. You claim you don't want to start something with me yet you brought up the "eh" bullshit once again in this topic when it did not apply at all. This is your doing, not mine.


I told you to message me and you didn't. This wouldn't be in this topic if you just did that and you would have had your answer before if you had fucking read the response I first gave in another topic. You got communication issues too.
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PiOverlord
08/15/18 6:47:08 PM
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Kineth posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I'm very friendly to people that don't insult me repeatedly. You claim you don't want to start something with me yet you brought up the "eh" bullshit once again in this topic when it did not apply at all. This is your doing, not mine.


I told you to message me and you didn't. This wouldn't be in this topic if you just did that and you would have had your answer before if you had fucking read the response I first gave in another topic. You got communication issues too.

Why would she waste her time messaging someone who obviously wants to insult and bring her down?!?
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Reis
08/15/18 7:04:41 PM
#45:


this is a really weird way of flirting bro
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KobeSystem
08/15/18 7:06:18 PM
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I would buy 100 bean burritos and survive thru her farts and maybe eat her out out to make time go by faster
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Corman321
08/15/18 7:06:37 PM
#47:


I want to say yes but I think I would die... She would also probably need to shit at some point in this 3 hour tour.
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Kineth
08/16/18 12:02:42 AM
#48:


Reis posted...
this is a really weird way of flirting bro


I'm not flirting.

PiOverlord posted...
Why would she waste her time messaging someone who obviously wants to insult and bring her down?!?


How about you go fuck yourself? I'm not interested in being interviewed by a white knight. That's what I look like when I want to insult someone and bring them down.
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Muffinz0rz
08/16/18 12:19:58 AM
#49:


Literally the only reason to refuse this is if she isn't planning on letting you breathe and you die
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tremain07
08/16/18 12:36:46 AM
#50:


Pushing your lust aside, this is a very bad idea

1. staying in that position for 3 hours straight is hell on your body
2. she's bound to fart
3. both of you will start feeling some strain as I doubt it's a very comfortable seating position on someone's face, especially if she's sitting to the side or to the front so she doesn't line up with the rest of your body.
4. your face is not built to handle all of that weight on it for a prolonged amount of time
5. the money isn't nowhere near big enough for something this dangerous
6. If she has to stay there for 3 straight hours that means you will have problems breathing and if she moves even a little to give you breathing room that counts as no longer sitting on your face and it's rendered pointless.
7. Even if this was sexually arousing for you and she were okay with playing with your junk like that it's still 3 hours festering in your own make because neither of you can move to clean up after yourselves
8.You won't be allowed to nod off either because if you do you might die or it's considered cheating because you aren't awake for all of it.
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