Poll of the Day > This 19 y/o Massachusetts Girl is going to MARRY this ZOMBIE DOLL!!!

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Full Throttle
08/14/18 1:39:58 AM
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Do you think "Kelly" is creepy? - Results (1 vote)
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19 y/o Felicity Kadlec from Massachusetts has a few loose screws after she said she's going to MARRY this ugly ZOMBIE DOLL whom she has a "normal" and "intimate" relationship with and has SEX with it EVERYDAY!!

The creepy doll and Felicity have been in a sexual relationship for 3 whole years after getting it as a present when she was 13!!

She said she had a genuine connection with "Kelly" and even TATTOOED it on her arm!!

She claims to have had boyfriends in the past which shows she has jokes too and that people don't understand her creepy relationship

But when she got this doll as a present at 13, it took a few years to finally develop a relationship with it who said "I found Kelly on a creepy doll collection website and i was gifted her when i was 13. But it wasnt until i was 16 that i started to get feelings for her, but it was something that i kept on trying to deny. I have had boyfriends in the past, and i always thought that i was in love with them but they never made me feel the way i do now"

Felicity and this doll are getting married in SEPTEMBER despite telling herself these feelings were wrong but now she just accepts it after TATTOOING her name on her arm and said no one is going to change her mind.

But friends and family are not on board with it obviously however she's not going to let these negative people affect her even though she really wants Kelly to be HUMAN and she brings kelly with her EVERYWHERE and gets stares...

In the end, she said if it makes her happy, that's all that matters...

Do you think Kelly is "creepy"?

Felicity and creepy Kelly -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F9300000578-6054553-image-a-1_1534148093272.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F6F00000578-6054553-image-a-4_1534148129983.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F8F00000578-6054553-image-a-13_1534148289201.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7E8A00000578-6054553-image-a-2_1534148104714.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F2000000578-6054553-image-a-3_1534148118454.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F6300000578-6054553-image-m-12_1534148278265.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F8200000578-6054553-image-a-8_1534148147783.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F5B00000578-6054553-image-a-9_1534148157878.jpg
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wwinterj25
08/14/18 2:05:30 AM
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I find the doll to be very artistic. Still having "sex" with the doll and getting married to it seems a stupid thought process as does thinking the doll will ever be real when it's just a possession.
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Nade Duck
08/14/18 2:09:46 AM
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https://imgur.com/hHTGZFw
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Red_Frog
08/14/18 2:09:57 AM
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I don't think Kelly is creepy, but Felicity is.
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Zeus
08/14/18 2:22:42 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/13/09/4F0F7F9300000578-6054553-image-a-1_1534148093272.jpg


Geez, which one is uglier?

wwinterj25 posted...
Still having "sex" with the doll and getting married to it seems a stupid thought process as does thinking the doll will ever be real when it's just a possession.


idk, seems like the kind of doll that could possess a person.
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wwinterj25
08/14/18 2:27:26 AM
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Zeus posted...
idk, seems like the kind of doll that could possess a person.


... or have a screw on under them clothes....
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Jen0125
08/14/18 3:34:31 AM
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I don't believe this is true at all. I think this is a tabloid story made up by The Daily Mail.
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funbot
08/14/18 5:00:36 AM
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Which one is the zombie doll?
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TheCyborgNinja
08/14/18 5:19:27 AM
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There was a time when you'd get medical attention for this.
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Blaqthourne
08/14/18 5:21:55 AM
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I remember when Pee Wee Herman married some fruit salad, so I don't see the issue here.
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Far-Queue
08/14/18 7:21:32 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't believe this is true at all. I think this is a tabloid story made up by The Daily Mail.

Or its a publicity stunt. Apparently this girl has written a book that's for sale on Amazon.
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Nade Duck
08/14/18 3:04:03 PM
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Blaqthourne posted...
I remember when Pee Wee Herman married some fruit salad, so I don't see the issue here.

he married richard simmons?
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Syntheticon
08/14/18 8:06:22 PM
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I have an issue with it being child sized more than I care if it's a zombie tbh.
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Revelation34
08/15/18 10:10:41 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I don't believe this is true at all. I think this is a tabloid story made up by The Daily Mail.


https://www.amazon.com/Zombieblood-Felicity-Kadlec/dp/0997861215

Looks like they just took the name of the author and theme and made up the story.
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Zeus
08/18/18 4:52:29 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
I don't believe this is true at all. I think this is a tabloid story made up by The Daily Mail.


https://www.amazon.com/Zombieblood-Felicity-Kadlec/dp/0997861215

Looks like they just took the name of the author and theme and made up the story.


Or *she* made up the story to sell the book.
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Revelation34
08/18/18 1:49:43 PM
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Zeus posted...
Or *she* made up the story to sell the book.


Not going to get much exposure if your "made up story" is just on the dailymail.
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Zeus
08/18/18 6:30:57 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Zeus posted...
Or *she* made up the story to sell the book.


Not going to get much exposure if your "made up story" is just on the dailymail.


The Daily Mail is a major tabloid that reaches millions (and, in turn, is cited by social media, messageboards, and smaller sites). That's a *huge* amount of exposure, especially for an indie author trying to go it alone.
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Sahuagin
08/19/18 2:41:32 AM
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what makes it a zombie? a zombie is an animated corpse, but a doll is not animated... it's a corpse doll not a zombie doll. and it being a child corpse doll makes words like creepy and stupid massive understatements.
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green dragon
08/19/18 7:44:33 AM
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Both are hot
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Revelation34
08/19/18 2:49:34 PM
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Zeus posted...

The Daily Mail is a major tabloid that reaches millions (and, in turn, is cited by social media, messageboards, and smaller sites). That's a *huge* amount of exposure, especially for an indie author trying to go it alone.


They make everything up.

Sahuagin posted...
what makes it a zombie? a zombie is an animated corpse, but a doll is not animated... it's a corpse doll not a zombie doll. and it being a child corpse doll makes words like creepy and stupid massive understatements.


Wat.
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