Current Events > Pastor blames California wildfires on - who else? - gay people!

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HylianFox
08/10/18 9:30:58 PM
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kevin-swanson-california-wildfires_us_5b68552ae4b0de86f4a391ae

Methinks he takes the term "flaming" a tad too seriously.
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Sayoria
08/10/18 9:36:18 PM
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Well of course. Like GOP-Supported Scott Lively running for Massachusetts Governor, gay people also caused nazism.

If there's a problem, blaming gay people is the religious go-to.
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Wetterdew
08/10/18 9:46:26 PM
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Gay people have been blamed for floods, earthquakes, and hurricanes also.

You know what that means, straight people.

Fear us.
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Two_Dee
08/10/18 9:47:44 PM
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They can't keep getting away with this!
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Behaviorism
08/10/18 9:48:45 PM
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Dime to a dollar he sucks **** behind closed doors
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BLAKUboy
08/10/18 9:49:32 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
Dime to a dollar his sucks **** behind closed doors

The loudest ones always do.
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halomonkey1_3_5
08/10/18 9:50:24 PM
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what about all the fires a couple years ago in Tennessee and Georgia

last I checked they werent so fond of the LGBTs in those parts
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NES4EVER
08/10/18 9:51:28 PM
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My uncle is a weatherman and he told me it was sparks caused by gay sex friction.
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Complete_Idi0t
08/10/18 9:52:31 PM
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Y does God's wrath always invokve things that have possibly natural explanations
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hockeybub89
08/10/18 9:55:06 PM
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What's he going to do about all these superhuman gays?
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_BlueMonk
08/10/18 9:58:02 PM
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its funny cuz the person accused of starting these fires is, who else, an alt right piece of shit!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-accused-of-igniting-california-wildfire-spread-alt-right-conspiracy-theories
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hockeybub89
08/10/18 9:58:54 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
its funny cuz the person accused of starting these fires is, who else, an alt right piece of shit!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-accused-of-igniting-california-wildfire-spread-alt-right-conspiracy-theories

He's actually an Antifa member trying to frame the right!
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_BlueMonk
08/11/18 3:37:25 AM
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hockeybub89 posted...
He's actually an Antifa member trying to frame the right!

aww shit and hes homosexual too!!
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legendarylemur
08/11/18 3:39:18 AM
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Was gonna make a flaming joke, but the first post was already fire
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/11/18 3:53:40 AM
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He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out
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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 4:00:55 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out

But then that proves he's a witch
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Prestoff
08/11/18 4:08:17 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out

But then that proves he's a witch


Wouldn't a guy be a Warlock?
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iPhone_7
08/11/18 4:09:08 AM
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Thanks a lot gay Obama
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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 4:12:26 AM
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Prestoff posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out

But then that proves he's a witch


Wouldn't a guy be a Warlock?

Aint nobody got time for logic when there's a gay fire burning.
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Prestoff
08/11/18 4:16:26 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Prestoff posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out

But then that proves he's a witch


Wouldn't a guy be a Warlock?

Aint nobody got time for logic when there's a gay fire burning.


Shit, you're right.

Jerry Falwell said it best about 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8dSnKiaD4" data-time="

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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 4:22:19 AM
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Prestoff posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Prestoff posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He should walk into the middle of the fire and pray for god to put it out

But then that proves he's a witch


Wouldn't a guy be a Warlock?

Aint nobody got time for logic when there's a gay fire burning.


Shit, you're right.

Jerry Falwell said it best about 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_8dSnKiaD4" data-time="

Of fucking course he would say that
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HylianFox
08/12/18 3:08:36 PM
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Dan Savage: "It's not like gay sex is two sticks rubbing together and AIDS is fire"

oh wait, wrong subject...
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Phantom_Nook
08/12/18 3:11:08 PM
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who wants to tell this guy that the fire was started by an alt-right conspiracy theorist?
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HylianFox
08/13/18 11:56:42 AM
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you light my fire baby, oh yeah
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masterpug53
08/13/18 12:16:08 PM
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I wonder what their reaction would be if it got pointed out that we had one of the worst hurricane seasons on record in the same year that Trump took office and started gutting the EPA.
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Alphamon
08/13/18 12:16:40 PM
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can the gop just end already
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Were_Wyrm
08/13/18 12:25:28 PM
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You would think gay people would be a little more careful rubbing their sticks together during a drought.
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Solar_Crimson
08/13/18 12:36:52 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
what about all the fires a couple years ago in Tennessee and Georgia

last I checked they werent so fond of the LGBTs in those parts

When that happens, it's God punishing America in general for its acceptance of gay people.

masterpug53 posted...
I wonder what their reaction would be if it got pointed out that we had one of the worst hurricane seasons on record in the same year that Trump took office and started gutting the EPA.

"That's just God testing President Trump to see if he could handle being President, and as far as I'm concerned, he passed with fling colors! ...Puerto Rico? Who care, they didn't vote for him anyway!"
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