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Tom Bombadil
08/05/18 11:01:49 PM
#1:


Welcome back! Here's the google sheet, first off.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ryrj0mup5cniXmZKb0MSI0L1g580tUR7AoDpVY1i5B8/edit#gid=1608433302

Be careful of looking at it while I'm running a show, because I tend to update things as I run them, so you could get spoiled on something before I post. But it has current roster, event history, nomination/signup queues, and other stuff!

What is this?
A pro wrestling writing project using the tabletop game Face to the Mat from Plaay.com , crossing over B8, real life wrestlers past and present, and fictional characters

How does it work?
In a nutshell, the game is designed to simulate wrestling matches and storylines, and I...do that, using custom-made characters and a smidge of artistic license and flavor. Whatever happens gets posted here! I have only a slightly better idea of what's going to happen any given show than y'all do, but so far the cards and dice have come up with some reasonably cool stuff!

What's the interactive portion?
1) You're welcome to sign up if you want to be IN the fed itself! There's a waitlist though, so don't expect to show up right away. But tell me as much or as little about your character as you'd like, and I'll put you in line. You won't have tons of control once you're in, but I try to keep people happy to an extent.
2) Every PPV cycle, you're allowed to nominate one wrestler/character/celeb/whatever to add to the queue to appear in the fed, and one person to be a "celebrity." (basically cameo-ish appearances) That rule may change over time, and I reserve veto right for wrestlers I don't know well enough to write.
3) I'll come up occasionally with questions for y'all to discuss or vote on- for instance right now I need a name for the eeeeevil stable of @IhatethisCPU , @Korayashi , and @Eddv ! There's also a Bowser/Miz tag team that could use a name.

What's the schedule?
No set schedule, but I'd guess it'll be in the ballpark of a show a week depending on RL stuff. Every third show is a "PPV" with higher stakes, more detailed writeups, and usually some sort of (randomized) gimmick.

What have I missed?
If you wanna be thorough, check that google doc at the top. Cliff's notes though:
-John Cena won the title in an untelevised random draw tournament in Rio de Janiero, allegedly defeating Bowser in the finals.
-CPU, eddv, and Kora have formed a stable and gone on a tear through the fed! They've been injuring folks and threatening kittens at knifepoint.
-Despite this, Cena retained over Eddv and Mario at Triangle Trauma
-Maniac is working through an injury, and Daniel Bryan has been sidelined, forcing him to miss the upcoming....
-KING OF THE RING tournament this cycle!
-Bowser and Miz have teamed up for the time being.
-Despite being a crazy cat person, @Panthera has crossed the path of Incineroar.

Did you want to tag @eaedwards6400 as well?
I sure did.
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Korayashi
08/05/18 11:06:53 PM
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We could be the Mean Murderous Manly Men.

Or if someone has a good name, that would work too. >_>
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Panthera
08/05/18 11:26:12 PM
#3:


Cats don't always get along
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IhatethisCPU
08/06/18 12:12:48 AM
#4:


I personally propose Flex University, or the Men of Low Moral Fiber. I doubt Kenny Omega and Chuck Taylor would mind.

Also, Princess Peach is a TRAMP.
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eaedwards6400
08/06/18 7:51:18 AM
#5:


I am happy to be tagged!
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Eddv
08/06/18 9:08:53 AM
#6:


Well first of all they're clearly Koop-Miz.

As my CPU Kora and I we're a trio of very disparate characters so I have no idea.
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Eddv
08/06/18 9:10:11 AM
#7:


Oh and since this is a new PPV cycle I propose Hulk Hogan as a celebrity guest
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 11:57:40 AM
#8:


awkward question: anybody remember what happened in Bryan/Bowser/Bison? I wanna say Bowser won, and that must've been where Bryan got hurt, but I must've forgotten to put down notes on that one
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IhatethisCPU
08/06/18 12:30:47 PM
#9:


I... *believe* Bison was out first, and then Bowser beat Bryan, yeah. Don't remember specifics though. ._.'
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eaedwards6400
08/06/18 12:34:49 PM
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-GRUDGE: Daniel Bryan v. M. Bison v. Bowser
Bryan is pumped for this! Yes! Yes! Yes! He manages to down Bison off the opening bell with a flying lariat, but Bowser punishes him with a big suplex. Bowser turns to the recovering Bison, but Bryan gets an armbar on him from behind, allowing Bison to get in a couple gut punches on the King of the Koopas. Bowser disengages from Bryan with a Whirling Fortress, but Bison plants him with a Scissors Kick. Bowser surreptitiously gives Bison a taste of his illegal claws. Bryan's had enough, and knocks down Bowser with a big discus clothesline. Bison throws Bryan across the ring, but Bryan comes roaring back with a charging elbow strike. Bison gets a choke on Bryan, but the ref sees it eventually and breaks it up. Bowser launches Bryan into the ropes, and catches him with his Side-B on the rebound! Bryan hits a Face Driver with a surge of power. With Bryan and Bowser both down, Bison looks for a weapon outside the ring, but the ref stops him. Bryan rallies the crowd behind him...Bison grabs him by the beard (hi Kora) but Bryan pushes him away with kicks to the chest! (accompanied by YES once he's driven to his knees) The Yes Kicks almost get a 3 count on Bison, but he kicks out. Bowser finds his feet, only to eat a dropkick from Bryan. Bryan goes for the Knee, but Bowser blocks it. Bryan rallies the crowd again, and gives Bowser his own taste of the Yes Kicks. La Magistral on Bison...1....2....3!

Bryan hits a flurry of elbow strikes on Bowser, but Bowser just catches him in a bear hug. Bryan fights his way out and goes for the Knee, but Bowser catches him out of mid-air! Bowser throws Bryan clean out of the ring, then crawls out onto the apron....Bowser Crush! Yeah, Bryan's not beating the 10-count after that one.
Winner: Bowser

It's not over yet for Bryan though. Here comes Miz! Miz pummels Bryan on the back of the neck, finishing with a Skull-Crushing Finale onto the concrete! Bryan is able to leave on his own power, but definitely hurt.

*Later this week, Bowser would receive national media attention for pulling a motorist out of a nasty wreck. In unrelated news, that passenger is missing several valuables from his car.*


Found it!
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 12:42:59 PM
#11:


that's why we pay you the big bucks thanks <3
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 9:24:23 PM
#12:


Show #4

-Cena is here again for Champion's Corner, with his guests, the new team of Koop-Miz! Bowser and Miz completely disrespect Cena, talking over him and blowing off his questions. They're the best team B8WL is ever gonna see, and nobody cares about Cena. Once they go through eaed, Mario, and everybody else in their way in the KotR bracket, Cena is gonna lose that little belt of his! They mock Cena until the champ has had enough! Cena smashes the belt over Bowser's head and gives Miz an AA! The numbers game catches up to Cena, though, and Bowser grabs him from behind. The brawl spills to the outside, where Cena is put through the announce table! Koop-Miz challenge him to a HARDCORE TAG MATCH if he can ever find a friend to tag with him.

-KotR Round 1: Randy Savage v. M. Bison
Miss Elizabeth comes out dressed as Cammy just to play with Bison's head a bit. Bison goes right after Savage and hits a Devil Reverse, but Liz gets on the apron, and Savage is able to take back over. Savage chases Bison to the outside, and knocks him into the crowd! Bison's almost done there, but grabs Savage by the hair and throws him under the ring, following with a Scissors Kick when Savage crawls out. Bison chucks Savage into the corner, but Savage trips him on a followup charge. Bison crashes into the post, and Savage rolls him up for a three count! Chump loss, that was.
Winner: Savage

-KotR Round 1: eaed v. Miz
Chris Redfield is here! He thinks Eaed can stop the zombies and also the Miz. Eaed has a lot of trouble getting out of the gates, but the Time Cops are there to bail him out. Miz is not impressed, and berates Eaed for resorting to such tactics as a face. The match resets a bit, and Eaed is now able to hold his own, but Miz eventually hits the Skull-Crushing Finale after a flurry of offense and near-falls, and that's all she wrote.
Winner: Miz

-Miz puts the boots to Eaed while Bowser runs interference on the Time Cops! Eaed limps to the back.

-KotR Round 1: Incineroar v. Pentagon
Incineroar is out first, and grabs a mic during Pentagon's entrance, saying that he's already beaten this shmuck once! At least Panthera was a bit of a challenge! Pentagon is pretty pissed, and charges, but Incineroar slashes him across the eyes! That's less than legal. Match never really gets started after that- Incineroar is all over Pentagon while he's still reeling from the cheap shot, and even Guzma gets in on it. Squash'D.
Winner: Incineroar

-Cueto interrupts Incineroar's victory posing. Pentagon is not a foe to be lightly written off. Incineroar won today after his little trick, but don't underestimate Lucha Underground.

-Phoenix Wright is at ringside! He's pissed at Kora, who tried to sue Panthera's cat. Luckily Phoenix was able to prove that is was Kora who threatened the cat, and not the other way around. Still, it was a waste of time, and he hopes Kenshin puts him down tonight.

-KotR Round 1: Kenshin v. Kora
Kenshin initially tries to fight power with power, and that goes poorly for him. Soon Kenshin wisens up and hits a Ryukansen. Kora cuts off a flurry of offense with a suplex, but is too busy sassing Phoenix to capitalize. Eddv gets involved, but gets a Ryukansen for his troubles. That's enough distraction for Korayashi to catch Kenshin from behind and lock in a sleeper....Kenshin can't slip out! That's a KO!
Winner: Kora

-Kora mocks B8WL, and Maniac has heard enough! These...shady guys with no moral fiber aren't really that big- they have to fight in groups and sneak attack their enemies! When Maniac is back at 100%, he's gonna rip them a new one!
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ScareChan
08/06/18 9:29:39 PM
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How can I be a part of this
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 10:18:10 PM
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-KotR Round 1: Mario v. Bowser
Bowser is still feeling pretty good about life, and Mario reminds him who tends to win their scuffles. Bell rings, and Mario takes a swing...Bowser catches it, and pulls Mario into a Full Nelson. Mario fights, but just can't get anywhere in Bowser's massive grip! ...After a few minutes of struggle, Mario taps! What a shocker!
Winner: Bowser

Bowser celebrates in the ring, when a weird theremin cover of "Hail to the Chief" plays! In the ring...materializes the Ghost of George Washington! He gestures for a mic, and then calls out Bowser. George cannot tell a lie, and that win was not fair. As a ghost, Washington could tell that Bowser had a little extra help! A Boo materializes to deny these allegations, but that just looks even worse. The ref overturns the decision, and disqualifies Bowser! Then again, Mario tapped out, so it looks like the next match's winner is getting a bye!
REAL Winner: No contest

-Eddv and his buddies cut a promo. He came up just a bit short against Cena last week, but at least he's not Mario, and once he wins King of th- a green shell hits him in the head! Mario is seen dashing off before he can get tripleteamed. Not enough to do lasting damage, but enough to make a statement.

-KotR Round 1: Sonic v. Eddv
Tails works overtime at ringside to help Sonic get going, even telling him that winners don't do shots! Sonic gets on a roll, even throwing out Caelus when he gets involved. Later, though, Sonic gets a shot glass to the back of the head. Eddv gets a 2 count off of that, but Sonic battles back and hits a Spin Dash! 1....2....3!
Winner: Sonic

Sonic celebrates his win and his upcoming bye next week!

-Dario Cueto has no interest in these next two clumsy oafs that get themselves injured constantly.

-KotR Round 1: Maniac v. Sandor
Sandor overpowers the injured Maniac, but wastes too much time jawing at the crowd. Maniac unleashes a series of elbow strikes! The crowd has gotten in Clegane's head, and Maniac lands a big lariat! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Maniac

CPU runs in and attacks Maniac! They brawl to the back, where Maniac throws CPU into a trash can. His buddies had best get him out quick, because he's up next!

-KotR Round 1: Panthera v. CPU
CPU hobbles to the ring...but is playing possum, and cheap shots Panthera! What follows is a pretty even match. CPU hits a mean DDT and breaks into a dance number, until the cats get in the ring and stare him down. CPU is only momentarily fazed though, and stares back while locking in a Full Nelson. He announces cheerfully that he has low moral fiber as Panthera taps!
Winner: CPU

Panthera lost clean, and claps for CPU as the show goes off the air.
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 10:18:40 PM
#15:


ScareChan posted...
How can I be a part of this


You are now on the waitlist! If you wanna give me something to go on for your character, feel free.
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Tom Bombadil
08/06/18 10:25:14 PM
#16:


SHOW 5 (KotR Round 2)
Kenshin v. Clegane
Bryan v. Bowser
Mario v. Eddv
KOTR: Macho v. Miz
KOTR: Incineroar v. Kora
Bye Bye Bye: Sonic hosts
KOTR: Maniac v. CPU
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Korayashi
08/06/18 10:25:51 PM
#17:


That cat deserved to be sued! How dare it get in the way of my knife pointing.
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Panthera
08/06/18 10:31:55 PM
#18:


What kind of lunatic sues a cat really
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IhatethisCPU
08/06/18 10:36:21 PM
#19:


Calm down, knife purrvert. Their owner is wholly honorable, put up a good fight and deserves some respect.

A tad *too* honorable, mind you, considering he let me get through the entirety of 'Why Should I Worry" from Oliver and Company, but still.
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Maniac64
08/07/18 7:20:44 AM
#20:


IhatethisCPU posted...
I personally propose Flex University, or the Men of Low Moral Fiber. I doubt Kenny Omega and Chuck Taylor would mind.

Also, Princess Peach is a TRAMP.

This is a great post. Go with this.
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IhatethisCPU
08/07/18 11:42:29 AM
#21:


"And you know what, Incinaroar? *Crabominable is a better fire type than you are! Right, Crabominable?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlVg-wiYWH8" data-time="


Don't worry about why this video exists or about it's title it means nothing
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Tom Bombadil
08/07/18 11:47:10 AM
#22:


o_O
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Maniac64
08/07/18 5:56:33 PM
#23:


Is that a real Pokemon?
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IhatethisCPU
08/07/18 5:58:19 PM
#24:


Yes. It's normally not actually on fire tho
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IhatethisCPU
08/08/18 1:25:30 AM
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...So I'm lazy, tired, can't sleep and bored so I did a mashup theme for KoopAWESOME: https://www.rave.dj/QRpRqX9lVdO2tw
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Tom Bombadil
08/08/18 2:44:30 PM
#26:


that's pretty cool and you have finally convinced me to start playing with that site

Random discussion question: How many people should I have on the roster at one time? I generally go for six matches and one interview segment per show (exceptions for gimmicks like KotR) so that's roughly 13-18 people used per show. Right now I have 18, but I'll probably want to bump it up as high as 25 or so for gimmicks like the Royal Rumble. Obviously, the more dudes we have on the roster, the more variety, (and the quicker we get to use signups and nominations) but the less often a given person will appear.

I'm intending to use gimmicks like Losers Leave Town and Feast or Fired to rotate people out and keep it fresh, and the game has some scenarios that cause retirement or even death, but we'll see how often all that actually comes up in practice.
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IhatethisCPU
08/08/18 3:26:07 PM
#27:


the mentos/star trek thing didn't convince you? :p but yeyyy! :D

...I'd say 24 *known* people on the roster, keep spare slots open for part-timers and for things like the Rumble, but...
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Tom Bombadil
08/08/18 3:52:16 PM
#28:


That sounds reasonable although I'm not sure I want to make too many part timers

(It's going to be 20 man rumbles unless we get really big somehow)
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IhatethisCPU
08/09/18 3:36:17 PM
#29:


...to both bump and offer a possible theme for the MoLMF....: https://www.rave.dj/6nXcYaqYeywPvA
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Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 9:21:36 PM
#30:


Show #5

-Nico Yazawa is here to tell you that Sandor Clegane's cardio is almost good enough to be an idol, which is way better than being a knight anyway! Nico nico nii, and such.

-Kenshin Himura v. Sandor Clegane
Kenshin tries to take his time and feel out Clegane, but gets caught by the big man and punished on several occasions. Clegane, tiring of Kenshin's speed, calls him a weak little man. Kenshin fights out of an armbar, but behind the ref's back, Clegane gets him with thumbs to both eyes! Kenshin goes down, and the ref calls for a stoppage.
Winner: Clegane

-Clegane is tired of fighting these tiny WIMPS, and calls out RANDY SAVAGE for a REAL FIGHT with NO RULES. Sonic shows up to remind Clegane that THIS tiny wimp beat Clegane in his debut! Sonic and Clegane get in each other's faces a bit.

-Maniac is sorry that Bryan had to miss the first round of KotR, but hopes he won't MIZ this chance for vengeance!

-Daniel Bryan v. Bowser
Bowser is able to goad Bryan into a brawling approach, and that just isn't gonna work out for him. Bowser gets a two count off of Hammer Bro interference, and lets out a roar. Bowser tears his [quad] and stumbles! The ref goes over to check on him...but it's all a ruse! The Hammer Bro whacks Bryan a good one while the ref is distracted. Bowser drops the act and goes for the Bowser Crush, but Bryan rolls away. Yes Lock! Bowser gets to the ropes. ANOTHER Hammer Bro shot! That one rattles Bryan's cage. Bowser chucks him to the floor...and Bryan can't get back in on the ten count.
Winner: Bowser

-The Miz is gloating backstage over his buddy's win. Maniac shows up and chews him out, saying Bowser can't win by himself!

-Pacman Jones is ringside in a Men of Low Moral Fiber before the next match.

-Mario v. Eddv
Eddv takes a slow-paced, technical approach, while Mario comes out of the box ready to bust out some moves. Mario goes for a powerbomb way too early, and Eddv reverses into a head scissors. Eddv hits some power offense, but Mario is able to turn the tables with a Mario Tornado, sending Eddv flying into the corner. Eddv rebounds into a rollup....and it gets three!
Winner: Mario

-Dario Cueto comes out just to tell these two how unimpressed he is with them. They couldn't get the job done at Triangle Trauma, they couldn't get it done in the very first round of KotR, and they didn't even do anything spectacular tonight, in his opinion!

-KotR Round 2: Randy Savage v. The Miz
Patrick Stewart comes out with Savage, and gives his best attempt at a Macho Man promo. Apparently they are good buddies, who knew? Savage kicks Miz in the head, and he rolls out of the ring to regroup. Jack Frost rushes the ring! He hee-hos around for a while until Savage picks him up and flings him into the second row! Savage continues in control of the match until Maryse slides Miz a chair, which evens things up right quick. Miz is able to lock in an ankle lock for quite some time, especially since Maryse keeps the ref busy during what should be a rope break. Macho gets fired up...but also gets kicked in the nuts. Miz keeps up the assault, but nothing's keeping Savage down...until he hits a corner bulldog, followed by the Skull Crushing Finale. Miz is moving on!
Winner: The Miz

-Bryan says that this was a miscarriage of justice, and he wants a shot at Miz RIGHT NOW!

-Byran v. Miz
This is a thing, apparently. Bryan's fighting a bit reckless for a recently-injured guy who's already fought tonight, and Miz is able to keep a slightly cooler head and exploit him. Bowser shows up to help, as well. Miz steals the Yes Kicks, and almost gets a win off them! Maryse holds Bryan's leg as he gets up, slowing him down enough for the SKULL CRUSHING FINALE
Winner (again): Miz

-...now MANIAC is out to challenge Miz!
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MajinZidane
08/09/18 10:03:23 PM
#31:


Tag me please!
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Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 10:08:39 PM
#32:


-Maniac v. Miz
Maniac is a HOUSE ON FIRE and Miz has just wrestled two legends. Even injured, Maniac is able to unload and even sneak in a choke, after which Maryse clocks him with a green shell. With the ref distracted, Miz follows up with a hair pull. Maniac has had enough of these shenanigans. He finds a wheelbarrow under the ring, chucks Maryse into it, and rolls her all the way up the entry ramp! That's not enough to stop her, though, and she hits a chop block once he turns around to go back to the ring. Miz comes down to help, and takes a powerslam on the ramp! Miz gets frustrated...and sends Maryse to the back, tired of her fighting his battles for him! Is....is Miz turning face? He certainly seems to be, playing to the crowd who are also tired of interference. ...Bowser comes down and smacks Maniac from behind, but Miz seems unaware. Maniac slides in the ring, only to take a bulldog. Skull Crushing Finale! 1....2....3!
Winner (AGAIN): Miz

-After the match, Maniac....shakes Miz's hand and raises it! Nobody else issues a challenge. Now I have to figure out how to Sting/Luger KoopMiz >_>

-For the crowds, this show is a devastating lack of good wrestling. For Bison, this is a Thursday on which he is not booked.

-KotR Round 2: Incineroar v. Kora
Quick and dirty brawl. Incineroar sneaks a Fire Punch in there when the ref isn't looking, but Kora tanks it reasonably well. What he doesn't tank is being chucked out of the ring, having some chairs piled on him, and taking a dang Malicious Moonsault through them. Ref has been letting them go a bit, but that's gonna be a countout at least, geeze.
Winner: Incineroar

-Kora is able to find his feet somehow. He may have lost the battle tonight, but the Men of Low Moral Fiber will win the war! No matter how much debris is thrown at them, no matter how much they are hated by the fans or held down by the power, MLMF are here to STAY!

-Sonic the Hedgehog is in the ring, and BYE BYE BYE is playing! (because he has a bye in the tournament, get it?!?) Dario Cueto comes out and says that, seeing it in person, this is just far too 90's for him. He sends Sonic to the back! Instead, we are going to have...Pacman Jones! With his guest...Dario Cueto! Jones gives Cueto some softballs, and he talks about how great he is. It's kinda boring, honestly.

-CPU talks about how Maniac is like so many other of B8WL's heroes- he can't get anything done on his own, he has no sense, and he gets injured at the drop of a hat! Just like eaed, and Bryan, and....this last earns him a lariat from Bryan. Eh, he'll be fine.

-KotR Round 2: Maniac v. CPU
Both men seem content to take it slow in the early stages. Maniac gets off a Lunatic Lariat (I will not call it the "Wackyline") and follows with some mat-based stuff. Probably the best idea he's had all night with regards to working hurt. CPU hits Starship Pain out of nowhere! You might think that move would be particularly difficult to hit "out of nowhere" with all the setup involved, and you'd be right, but CPU is JUST THAT CRAZY GUYZE. He can't quite follow it up with a pin, though, and Maniac headbutts him. Maniac goes for the Implant DDT, but CPU powers out. CPU retreats to the outside...but Maniac slams him on the mat! Implant DDT...no, CPU shoves Maniac off into the ropes....Lunatic Lariat! Implant DDT...only gets 2! Piledriver....barely gets 2! Implant DDT....THAT finally puts CPU away! A heroic (some might say dumb) effort by Maniac puts him through to the semis! He celebrates with the jubilant crowd as the show goes off the air.
Winner: Maniac
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Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 10:14:03 PM
#33:


SHOW 6- KING OF THE RING
eaed hosts
Panthera v. Pentagon
HARDCORE: Savage v. Clegane
KotR: Miz v. Incineroar
KotR: Sonic v. Maniac
HARDCORE TITLE: Cena (c) v. CPU
KotR Final: ? v. ?

FUTURE
HARDCORE: Cena+? v. Koop-Miz
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IhatethisCPU
08/09/18 10:16:51 PM
#34:


*Waves his hand*

"It was a good match, but I refuse to give credit to a hypocritical git that went after The Miz after he'd gone through two grueling matches already."

*Puts a hand to his mouth.*

"...And if Pacman Jones is a fan, maybe I need to reconsider my career choices... or find somewhere else to work. Cueto's booking decisions are questionable, if he keeps putting us in the Main Event with the talent he has."
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Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 10:20:45 PM
#35:


well according to two minutes on wikipedia he appears to be an actual man of low moral fiber so!
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Korayashi
08/09/18 10:21:52 PM
#36:


Count-outs, disqualifications. IS THIS NOT A COMPANY OF VIOLENCE? I WANT TO FIGHT TO A FINISH, UNTIL ONLY ONE OF US CAN STAND. A REAL FINISH. BLARGAHSHS

[Goes to prepare for chilling in CPU's corner at KotR]
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IhatethisCPU
08/09/18 10:21:54 PM
#37:


This is fair ^_^'
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Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 10:23:11 PM
#38:


Y'know, with all the times action specifically goes to the outside and then ends shortly thereafter in a pin, it WOULD kinda make sense for Cueto to decide that falls count anywhere or something like that <_>
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Maniac64
08/10/18 6:45:18 PM
#39:


Clearly I need to team with Miz as the Ironmen.

We are the workhorses of this company!
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IhatethisCPU
08/10/18 7:38:25 PM
#40:


*loads PSYCHO SHOTGUN*

"You sure about that? Generally you have to put down a horse, work or otherwise, when they've gotten injured."
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Maniac64
08/11/18 9:45:37 AM
#41:


If you are my level of competition I'll still be able to win the race.
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IhatethisCPU
08/11/18 9:57:15 AM
#42:


*Raises eyebrows, aims shotgun*

You're surrounded by some of the best known, highest regarded people in existance and you consider *me* your level of competition. And I thought *I* had self esteem issues.

...Then again, that would explain why you're so eager to ride Miz's coattails, wouldn't it?
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Maniac64
08/11/18 10:24:52 AM
#43:


In case you forgot I'm in round 3 of King of the Ring. Soon I will win my rematch with Miz and be crowned this companies first King.

We will see who is getting put down then.
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IhatethisCPU
08/11/18 10:32:38 AM
#44:


*Eyebrows raise further*

Miz beat you after he'd already gone through grueling matches with two of the best wrestlers of all time, boy. He'll actually be rested this unless something... unfortunate were to happen to him beforehand. *Looks at shotgun, thoughtfully, shakes head.*

And you overlook the big stupid hedgehog after, just as a reminder. ...Why're you looking at me like- oh, right. Just because I'm loyal to his old company dun mean I have respect for *him*.

*Stares at shotgun again.*

...Pardon me, not followin' the rules of ownin' a firearm, one moment- *turns, blasts the nearest fan, turns back around while lowering the weapon.* Don't point a gun at someone if you don't intend to use it, all that.
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Maniac64
08/11/18 10:39:17 AM
#45:


I'm not saying it will be easy but I've been facing top guys in this company since day 1 and the more I do the better I get.

I know I'm the underdog but if anyone overlooks me they will regret it.
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IhatethisCPU
08/11/18 10:47:43 AM
#46:


This is a fair assessment-

*Looks back at the board, and glares at it.*

...Apparently I'm dumber than I look, because you're up against the hedgehog first. ...And for some bizarre reason I still have a title match that I don't want against John Cena. ...It was fun jaw-jackin' with ya, but If you'll excuse me, I have to get some training of my own in if that's what I've got to deal with at King of the Ring.
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Tom Bombadil
08/12/18 11:03:21 AM
#47:


hey man don't challenge the champ if you don't wanna fight him :P

(I was hoping to develop something more interesting for the title picture last show and relegate you to a non-title TV match but it wasn't in the dice- Miz is face and still in KotR, Bowser is trying to go for more of a tag feud and already lost to Cena offscreen, and you're the only one left with an outstanding challenge to him)
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IhatethisCPU
08/12/18 11:12:03 AM
#48:


"Excuse me, you of all people know that the writers put those words in my mouth."

(Dun worry I getcha. :p ...Although that does beg the question of what happens story-wise when B8CL CPU loses. @_@')
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Tom Bombadil
08/12/18 1:46:57 PM
#49:


(#1 Contender match woo! or maybe something will come up)
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IhatethisCPU
08/13/18 1:48:38 PM
#50:


https://www.rave.dj/-nyNuCHhunFk8Q

I *really* don't know why I made this. ._.'
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