Current Events > Too embarrassed to tell my wife/kids I got fired

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REMercsChamp
07/23/18 3:15:06 PM
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Monday-Friday: I wake up, get dressed in my business clothes, eat breakfast, take the kids and drop them off at school.

I then circle the block for 30 minutes and head back home after my wife has left for work and stay at home all day.

I got fired 3 years ago and haven't told them.
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Complete_Idi0t
07/23/18 3:15:30 PM
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They won't know as long as you don't cancel your Netflix subscription
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slimfizzle2
07/23/18 3:17:35 PM
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The thing is your wife never had a job. She spends all day at Sancho's house
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s0nicfan
07/23/18 3:18:49 PM
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Isn't this a copypasta?
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Kitt
07/23/18 3:19:44 PM
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Didn't you also get fired about a week ago for taking a sick day?
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SauI_Goodman
07/23/18 3:20:46 PM
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I got fired 3 years ago and haven't told them.


Obviously she would realize the cheques aren't coming in... do you guys even try anymore.
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Veggeta X
07/23/18 3:21:54 PM
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Gonna copy and paste this topic on LL. Will tell you the results.
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E32005
07/23/18 3:22:20 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
They won't know as long as you don't cancel your Netflix subscription

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HylianFox
07/23/18 3:39:55 PM
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Just do what Homer does and pretend to go to work.

Wacky hijinks will ensue
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