Poll of the Day > a guy in our office died. had a TON of porn on his work computer, ok?

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Aculo
07/20/18 3:14:31 PM
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long story short, guy in our office died of a heart attack a few months ago. i didn't know him very well, and he wasn't the most well-liked guy around here, but he did his job well, ok?

just recently we had to re-purpose his office stuff, and while we were going through his PC, we found a TON of porn, and his web history was 85% porn sites, ok?

i mean, i don't think we'll go to HR or the bosses with this information, but it was kind of crazy finding all that porn, ok?
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rogerskg1979
07/20/18 3:26:18 PM
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That story is obviously fake for two obvious reasons.

1) He died months ago, but you're just now cleaning out his desk? That makes no sense.

2) IT would have known that he was downloading porn and done something about it. IT knows everything you do with your work computer. Some smaller companies may not have an IT department, but you did say you have an HR department. Any company large enough to have an HR almost certainly has an IT too.
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Pro_Boner
07/20/18 3:34:58 PM
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It's entirely possible though. He also could have been doing drugs in the bathroom.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/20/18 3:37:13 PM
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Any man on man?
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green dragon
07/20/18 3:41:53 PM
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What kind of shit was he in to?
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xjayguyx
07/20/18 3:48:49 PM
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You probably copied it and fapped to it all didn't you, ok?
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Aculo
07/20/18 3:54:32 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Any man on man?

green dragon posted...
What kind of shit was he in to?

it was mostly videos of hetero sex. nothing too bonkers. there was just a lot of it, ok?

xjayguyx posted...
You probably copied it and fapped to it all didn't you, ok?

no comment, ok?
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Teeth
07/20/18 3:55:45 PM
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yeah this makes no sense for multiple reasons

did you even think this through
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/20/18 3:56:50 PM
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How boring. No kinks.
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Aculo
07/20/18 3:59:14 PM
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Teeth posted...
yeah this makes no sense for multiple reasons

did you even think this through

everything is fake, no one is real on the internet, ok?

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
How boring. No kinks.

apparently he had kids from 2 different former spouses, if that spices thing up, ok?
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/20/18 4:00:15 PM
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Aculo posted...
apparently he has kids from 2 different former spouses, if that spices thing up, ok?

A lil better.
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green dragon
07/20/18 4:01:12 PM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
How boring. No kinks.

Seriously.

What a basic bitch
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Viking_Mudcrap
07/20/18 4:02:01 PM
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Yeah dude, don't go to HR. You don't want the dead guy losing his job over a little misunderstanding.

Do you hear yourself? The guy is dead lol Who gives a fuck if you tell someone or not.
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rogerskg1979
07/20/18 4:04:06 PM
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Aculo posted...
Teeth posted...
yeah this makes no sense for multiple reasons

did you even think this through

everything is fake, no one is real on the internet, ok?


We're not saying everything is fake. We're just saying your bullshit story is fake.
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Aculo
07/20/18 4:11:29 PM
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Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Yeah dude, don't go to HR. You don't want the dead guy losing his job over a little misunderstanding.

Do you hear yourself? The guy is dead lol Who gives a fuck if you tell someone or not.

i mean, he's dead. what's the point of bringing up stuff that might get back to his family (families?) or something? i dunno. just seems disrespectful, but whatev, ok?
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Lokarin
07/20/18 4:13:12 PM
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"a lot of it" is dubious unless it's saved videos - pr0n sites reopen and duplicate their pages so many times it's almost abusive trying to go to them
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Ferarri619
07/20/18 4:14:21 PM
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Lmfao
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LaggnFragnLarry
07/20/18 4:22:57 PM
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this is why whenever i look at porn at work i do it from my phone with the wifi off. dont need someone stumbling onto my interracial porn collection
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CarefreeDude
07/20/18 4:42:54 PM
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Would have been a more interesting story if you said they found nude photos/videos of your coworkers that he had stolen off their phones while at work.
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Aculo
07/20/18 4:48:52 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
Would have been a more interesting story if you said they found nude photos/videos of your coworkers that he had stolen off their phones while at work.

hahaha
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Zikten
07/20/18 4:50:04 PM
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Aculo posted...
i mean, i don't think we'll go to HR or the bosses with this information

what is HR gonna do? fire him?
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Aculo
07/20/18 4:50:59 PM
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Zikten posted...
Aculo posted...
i mean, i don't think we'll go to HR or the bosses with this information

what is HR gonna do? fire him?

someone already made that joke, ok?
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dj1200
07/20/18 5:00:33 PM
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OK.
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_PandaMaster_
07/20/18 5:11:47 PM
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So......who was his favorite porn star?
Favorite kind of video?
Favorite Fetish?
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Zikten
07/20/18 5:18:29 PM
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Aculo posted...
Zikten posted...
Aculo posted...
i mean, i don't think we'll go to HR or the bosses with this information

what is HR gonna do? fire him?

someone already made that joke, ok?

*hangs head in shame*
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Aculo
07/23/18 11:10:06 AM
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_PandaMaster_ posted...
So......who was his favorite porn star?
Favorite kind of video?
Favorite Fetish?

i wish i could answer these questions, but we only saw the tip of the iceburg, ok?
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faramir77
07/23/18 11:13:18 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGDJah3ESvI" data-time="

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captpackrat
07/23/18 7:54:50 PM
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When I was the IT Manager for a construction company, one of our project managers kept having problems with viruses on his laptop. When I checked it, I found cookies for all kinds of horse porn sites. He'd tried to clear his history, but forgot the delete the cookies.

I cleaned up his laptop, locked down his user permissions, then when I gave it back to him I said, "Here you go, cowboy!"
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wwinterj25
07/23/18 8:14:17 PM
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Getting paid to watch porn? I need that job.
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Star_Spirit
07/23/18 8:31:56 PM
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ok?
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RedPixel
07/23/18 9:09:49 PM
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So glad I'm a programmer now... In my worst IT days, I had the misfortune of finding homebrew porn on my manager's laptop. He was wearing a pink construction helmet and so was his partner. I wish I was making this up.

I've seen things I can't unsee.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't put that stuff on your work computer.
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VeeVees
07/23/18 10:05:53 PM
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can I have his stuff?
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LinkPizza
07/23/18 11:30:14 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
2) IT would have known that he was downloading porn and done something about it. IT knows everything you do with your work computer. Some smaller companies may not have an IT department, but you did say you have an HR department. Any company large enough to have an HR almost certainly has an IT too.

Maybe they didn't care. And my workplace has an HR department, but no IT department.
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