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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 2:10:59 AM
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I really don't think I've ever seen a good one

And it's not even because "they aren't pornstars" or whatever, because there's obviously a lot of good amateur porn out there
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au_gold
07/12/18 2:11:46 AM
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Kim Ks is alright.
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MabusIncarnate
07/12/18 2:12:44 AM
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I'd imagine they don't all suck. Natalie Portman I could see as a "straight to missionary" kinda gal.
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pegusus123456
07/12/18 2:14:50 AM
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That dude from Smallville had a sex tape and it was alright, but his girlfriend was a Playboy bunny, so she had some kind of experience.
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 2:24:25 AM
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au_gold posted...
Kim Ks is alright.

That's one of the worst ones, especially since it's so popular

It's probably better than a lot of other celebrity ones, but I just hate how you see Ray J more than you actually see Kim
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TheSextMachine
07/12/18 2:29:14 AM
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au_gold posted...
Kim Ks is alright.

No it wasn't. No good beaver shot and she wore a bra through most of it.
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TheoryzC
07/12/18 2:30:13 AM
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Lowkey best one was probably Tila Tequila's second sextape. Which really was more of a legit porn lol
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EternalDivide
07/12/18 2:35:49 AM
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Wasn't there a Fred Durst sex tape years ago? *shudders*
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Smashingpmkns
07/12/18 2:38:24 AM
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There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.
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Foppe
07/12/18 2:39:16 AM
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Because it is not meant to be a porno?
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HagenEx
07/12/18 2:43:48 AM
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That black dude from Smallville and his hot playmate girlfriend... Let me google her name.

Karissa Shannon.

That was a good one, guy had a big schlong and the girl is freaking delicious. They got toys too, whips and handcuffs and dildos and shit.

Good times.
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Touch
07/12/18 2:50:01 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.

What
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Smashingpmkns
07/12/18 2:52:28 AM
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Touch posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.

What


There's a video of them, probably strung out, in a trailer banging chicks that's basically lost lol
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Touch
07/12/18 2:53:32 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Touch posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.

What


There's a video of them, probably strung out, in a trailer banging chicks that's basically lost lol

Oh. I thought you meant they had a sextape with each other.

That wouldvd been bawwithdabaw
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EternalDivide
07/12/18 5:14:31 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
There's a Kid Rock and the dude from Creed sex tape somewhere out there.

Holy shit, I had forgotten about that. Wasn't it the two of them getting serviced by two groupies.
Thinking on it now, wasn't it taken down before much got out aside from a few no nudity screens.
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Irony
07/12/18 5:15:33 AM
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Some blow
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xyphilia
07/12/18 5:37:46 AM
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Because sex tapes by definition are super awful? Even after the grainy shot-on-a-potato era, there's the matter of terrible angles and more often than not way too much focus on the guy, so much so that I wonder if it's not a secret attempt to troll fans...

So there won't really be a good one. Not that them being porn stars would help, since mainstream American porn girls are awful for the most part, and I can't understand the appeal of the fakeness and enjoying the lack of eroticism they present.

That being stated, Anya (the runner up for miss Trinidad and Tobago) had the closest thing to a great sex tape, and she was so hot. Parts of it are frustrating because of missed opportunities, but otherwise it's pretty hot.

pegusus123456 posted...
That dude from Smallville had a sex tape and it was alright, but his girlfriend was a Playboy bunny, so she had some kind of experience.

@pegusus123456 Holy crap you don't mean pretty boy tom welling do you? Please tell me more
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pegusus123456
07/12/18 5:44:16 AM
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xyphilia posted...
@pegusus123456 Holy crap you don't mean pretty boy tom welling do you? Please tell me more

No, Sam Jones III.

He's got a bigun though
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 7:29:50 AM
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Bump
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CyricZ
07/12/18 7:31:36 AM
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Well... yeah. Sex in general is usually not all that entertaining except for the people involved. You think porn is how sex looks? Geez, guys.
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xyphilia
07/12/18 7:37:55 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
xyphilia posted...
Holy crap you don't mean pretty boy tom welling do you? Please tell me more

No, Sam Jones III.

He's got a bigun though

Oh... ok :( .

Also as a rule of thumb as long as it has a lot of kissing then it's one of the better sex videos. Oh and no blowjobs, the only oral sex I would maybe tolerate is going down on a woman. But mostly it's got to be the girl riding on top and grinding away, doing all the action. With occasional lean-ins to kiss. That's pretty much the perfect sex video.
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HypnoCoosh
07/12/18 7:46:15 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Well... yeah. Sex in general is usually not all that entertaining except for the people involved. You think porn is how sex looks? Geez, guys.


Was thinking this but didnt want to say anything.
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eston
07/12/18 7:50:09 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Well... yeah. Sex in general is usually not all that entertaining except for the people involved. You think porn is how sex looks? Geez, guys.

I love that Cyric is the one who posted this
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CyricZ
07/12/18 7:54:21 AM
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I love eston.
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Blue_Target
07/12/18 7:56:45 AM
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 9:55:26 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Well... yeah. Sex in general is usually not all that entertaining except for the people involved. You think porn is how sex looks? Geez, guys.

Im gonna have to disagree here, I barely ever watch professional porn, I primarily watch amateur porn and most of the time it is pretty good. Shit even most snapchat porn that I see is pretty decent so Im not buying that unless youre telling me those people are professionals too
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 3:19:45 PM
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bump
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lilORANG
07/12/18 3:21:08 PM
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IslamMD
07/12/18 3:23:18 PM
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The Croatian singer Severina Vukovi sex tape was pretty good. With Croatia making it to the World Cup I am gonna rewatch it.
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HBOSS
07/12/18 3:37:58 PM
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IslamMD posted...
The Croatian singer Severina Vukovi sex tape was pretty good. With Croatia making it to the World Cup I am gonna rewatch it.

girl gets worked with like pure lust. one of my favs!
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 7:04:24 PM
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Ill look for that later
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AreteWastrel
07/12/18 8:31:26 PM
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final bump
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Deadpool_18
07/12/18 8:35:05 PM
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Farrah Abrahams wasnt too bad.
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LinksLiege
07/12/18 8:41:35 PM
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Don't worry.

I'll buck the trend of bad tapes once I become famous.
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ExtremeLuchador
07/12/18 8:52:56 PM
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Be grateful Kelsey Grammer stopped his sex tape from getting released.
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pauIie
07/12/18 9:15:43 PM
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Rose McGowans is deece but its short
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Orthopox12
07/12/18 9:16:33 PM
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Kinda a quasi celeb but Farrah Abraham takes it in the asshole by James Deen like a pro.
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catboy0_0
07/12/18 9:20:16 PM
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Pamela Anderson's was alright.
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Geiki Ganger
07/12/18 9:22:25 PM
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Paris Hilton's video provided me with a whole week's worth of material back in the days, so I would say hers was okay purely out of nostalgic sentiments.
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catboy0_0
07/12/18 9:23:06 PM
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Geiki Ganger posted...
Paris Hilton's video provided me with a whole week's worth of material back in the days, so I would say hers was okay purely out of nostalgic sentiments.

yeah me too, but nightvision and poor visibility
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leebul
07/12/18 9:31:06 PM
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I'm still waiting for a Selena Gomez tape to come out so maybe they don't all suck.
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Orthopox12
07/12/18 9:40:03 PM
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Think the world could handle a Jen Aniston sex tape from her prime?
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tremain07
07/13/18 11:26:45 PM
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HBOSS posted...
IslamMD posted...
The Croatian singer Severina Vukovi sex tape was pretty good. With Croatia making it to the World Cup I am gonna rewatch it.

girl gets worked with like pure lust. one of my favs!

Just watched it. Wow
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YellowSUV
07/13/18 11:32:43 PM
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AreteWastrel posted...
CyricZ posted...
Well... yeah. Sex in general is usually not all that entertaining except for the people involved. You think porn is how sex looks? Geez, guys.

Im gonna have to disagree here, I barely ever watch professional porn, I primarily watch amateur porn and most of the time it is pretty good. Shit even most snapchat porn that I see is pretty decent so Im not buying that unless youre telling me those people are professionals too


"Amateurs" are still putting on a show most of the time. Celebrity sex tapes usually do not. Basically, "amateurs" are more professional at porn than most celebrities.
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tremain07
07/13/18 11:39:15 PM
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i guess to see bonafied real sex you'd have to watch those hidden camera videos and even then, it's not all that great because the angle is shit
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